Does this count as Valentine? It’s kind of a Valentine… in a threatening sort of way!
By Leo and Badonk, original art by Alexandria Neonakis
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on October 10, 2010 · 12:06 AM
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Love is an explosive, dangerous thing.
This one is all Leo, just Shooped by me!
ENTIRE TEAM IS VALENTINES!
My love for you is like a soldier.
It kills Nazis even after they're gone, quotes Sun Tzu at intervals and always stands at attention.
…Yeah, I got nothin'.
Shawn, did you get the one I sent you for Valentine's Day?
Soldier's a Red.
Engie's a Blue.
When i play a Med.
I go behind You.
There aren't enough dispensers in the world that give me the same happiness as you do.
Your blood is red.
I can't think of anything blue.
Say your prayers, bitch.
I'm here to backstab you.
Your suit is red
My sentry is blue
You try and sap it,
MY PYROS COME FOR YOU
My blood is red.
Your blood is blue.
Hey, what the fuck?
You're a human too!
Yeah, not feeling creative today…
I wish I had significant rhyming ability to match these wonderful poetic posts so far, but I got nothing. Instead, +1's for everybody! And they may or may not be on motorcycles….
The spy thinks this card is pretty sappy.
Defenders are RED
Attackers are BLU
In soviet Russia…
Point captures you!
A haiku for war.
To defeat one's enemies.
Honor the crocket.
Valentines cards on thanksgiving?
Lavenders are lavender
Oranges are orange
That last part didn't really work
Shit, what rhymes with orange
VALENTINES CARDS ON THANKSGIVING!
Crockets are such B.S.
MMMPH MMMPH MMMPH-MPH
HUD MMPH MPH HUDD
HUD HUDDA HUDD
MMMMPH HUD HUDDA HUD!
*Manly tear*
I'm not a spy
Look I'm your bud
I got your back
*stab* Yes, I do
VALENTINES CARDS ON THANKSGIVING (ON MOTORCYCLES)!
+1's NOT ON MOTORCYCLES?!
Best. Poem. EVER!!
VAMLUMTIMES CARDS NEAR BONFIRE NIGHT ON UNICORNS.
(no, we don't have thanksgiving in Britain and Oh yeah, Mr Plen: rel="nofollow"> )
+1'S ON QUAD BIKES!!!!
+1'S ON MILKVANS!!
My sentry is red,
Their intel is blue,
I can't erect anything
More perfect than you!
Need a Valentine here! (just repeat that about 20 times in 10 seconds)
+1'S ON ARMORED CORES!
+1'S ON KEYBLADE GLIDERS?!
Defense is red
payloads are Blu
Sandvich and I
ARE COMING FOR YOU!
Soldier is red,
soldier is blu,
what the fuck,
am I a daltonist?
/epic fail
+1S ON STAR DESTROYERS?!
rel="nofollow">Relevant to unicorns.
ALTERNATE LAST LINE: And some of your blood.
+1's ON A A VENEISHAN MAN-SLAVE?
My sentry's RED
Your suit is BLU.
Thank god for Pyros,
look behind you.
valentines in my october?
DON'T RUN! IT'S JUST LOVE!
It's more likely than you think.
+1'S ON METAL GEARS!
Roses are red
Violets are blue
All my base
Are belong to you <3
ALWAYS, I WANT TO BE WITH YOU….
Seriously, the X on Motorcycles thing is getting too old and overused. LK actually wants it to fade. I would know I interviewed him for podcast which will come out later next week.
Free valentines check?
Spy is a Red
Scout's mom is blue
First he f***ed her,
Now he's coming for you.
……………..
+1's ON SEGWAYS!!
To Medik
Luv Hevy
Romance. You're doing it wrong.
+1'S ON GUMMI SHIPS?!
good job sir. +1s for you.
shmorange? Or door hinge, i guess.
+1'S ON C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!
When your own drawing of the heavy, the man who gets enraged when people touch his minigun and laughs in the heat of battle, looks APATHETIC in the picture…you did something wrong.
That bores the heavy to no end. Because he realizes Sasha has no vagina.
He did a really good job, yes it's true!
AND MAKE BELIEVE WITH YOU…
And now you're being attacked by a grue.
Roses are Red
Violets are Red
The grass is Red,
Oh shoot, the garden's on fire!!
+1's ON GIANT WORMS??
Change it to "I'M CUMMING FOR YOU!" Then it's a valentine, AND creepy!
But… he was going to take Sasha to prom!
HE WAS GOING TO FUCK SASHA.
Anybody remember that one I typed up about dog fucking? It was because of that song… If you do, great praise, if not… Well, this must just sound incredibly weird.
Codemaster525… No one cares. This is the internet, we do what we want… Unless it's illegal and even then only if we don't get caught.
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+1'S ON REFRIGERATORS!
Awww, that's so threatmantic!
+1'S ON NOTHINGS!
Wow! Look at all the people who care!… Wait, no-one here…
Daww, you big lug. My own base? It's just what I've always wanted.
+1'S ON C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!
I knew you'd love it :3
IT'S ALSO GOT IT'S OWN CATS.
Wait, good or bad?! *IMPLODES*