Rockets are RED, Crit ones are BLU...

Does this count as Valentine? It’s kind of a Valentine… in a threatening sort of way!
By Leo and Badonk, original art by Alexandria Neonakis

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on October 10, 2010 · 12:06 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (209 votes, average: 4.01 out of 5)
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Artistic, Holidays, Team Fortress 2, Valentine's Day, Valve Software

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69 Responses to “Rockets are RED, Crit ones are BLU…”

  1. Mr Plen on October 10th, 2010 12:14 am

    Love is an explosive, dangerous thing.

  2. Badonk on October 10th, 2010 12:18 am

    This one is all Leo, just Shooped by me!

  3. Badonk on October 10th, 2010 12:19 am


  4. Peterdivine on October 10th, 2010 12:26 am

    My love for you is like a soldier.

    It kills Nazis even after they're gone, quotes Sun Tzu at intervals and always stands at attention.

    …Yeah, I got nothin'.

  5. Leo E. on October 10th, 2010 12:26 am

    Shawn, did you get the one I sent you for Valentine's Day?

  6. ArmyOfMidgets on October 10th, 2010 12:36 am

    Soldier's a Red.
    Engie's a Blue.
    When i play a Med.
    I go behind You.

  7. GameboyPATH on October 10th, 2010 12:54 am

    There aren't enough dispensers in the world that give me the same happiness as you do.

  8. A_Creative_Name on October 10th, 2010 1:02 am

    Your blood is red.

    I can't think of anything blue.

    Say your prayers, bitch.

    I'm here to backstab you.

  9. Kbman on October 10th, 2010 1:21 am

    Your suit is red
    My sentry is blue
    You try and sap it,

  10. Juggernaut470 on October 10th, 2010 1:29 am

    My blood is red.
    Your blood is blue.
    Hey, what the fuck?
    You're a human too!

    Yeah, not feeling creative today…

  11. KamikazeGible on October 10th, 2010 1:31 am

    I wish I had significant rhyming ability to match these wonderful poetic posts so far, but I got nothing. Instead, +1's for everybody! And they may or may not be on motorcycles….

  12. GameboyPATH on October 10th, 2010 1:41 am

    The spy thinks this card is pretty sappy.

  13. Matterisgood on October 10th, 2010 1:42 am

    Defenders are RED
    Attackers are BLU
    In soviet Russia…
    Point captures you!

  14. Dimomarg on October 10th, 2010 1:53 am

    A haiku for war.
    To defeat one's enemies.
    Honor the crocket.

  15. Gamage on October 10th, 2010 2:01 am

    Valentines cards on thanksgiving?

  16. Gamage on October 10th, 2010 2:03 am

    Lavenders are lavender
    Oranges are orange
    That last part didn't really work
    Shit, what rhymes with orange

  17. MrRaccoon on October 10th, 2010 2:10 am

    *Manly tear*

  18. AuraMaster on October 10th, 2010 4:02 am

    My sentry is red,
    Their intel is blue,
    I can't erect anything
    More perfect than you!

    Need a Valentine here! (just repeat that about 20 times in 10 seconds)

  19. Vlauer on October 10th, 2010 4:32 am

    Soldier is red,
    soldier is blu,
    what the fuck,
    am I a daltonist?

    /epic fail

  20. Link1ab on October 10th, 2010 7:11 am

    My sentry's RED
    Your suit is BLU.
    Thank god for Pyros,
    look behind you.

  21. bootmax55 on October 10th, 2010 9:02 am

    valentines in my october?

  22. vatonnage on October 10th, 2010 9:05 am


  23. Marzen on October 10th, 2010 9:26 am

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    All my base
    Are belong to you <3

  24. XPengooX64 on October 10th, 2010 11:35 am

    To Medik

    Luv Hevy

  25. Roflcopter419 on October 10th, 2010 11:40 am

    Romance. You're doing it wrong.

  26. DM1293 on October 10th, 2010 1:48 pm

    When your own drawing of the heavy, the man who gets enraged when people touch his minigun and laughs in the heat of battle, looks APATHETIC in the picture…you did something wrong.

  27. Flamerider on October 10th, 2010 5:27 pm

    Roses are Red
    Violets are Red
    The grass is Red,
    Oh shoot, the garden's on fire!!

  28. Toasty on October 10th, 2010 8:42 pm

    Change it to "I'M CUMMING FOR YOU!" Then it's a valentine, AND creepy!

  29. Dmanstew on October 10th, 2010 9:57 pm

    Anybody remember that one I typed up about dog fucking? It was because of that song… If you do, great praise, if not… Well, this must just sound incredibly weird.

  30. Uncreative on October 10th, 2010 11:40 pm

    Awww, that's so threatmantic!

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