Needless to say, those V8 commercials weren’t designed for people with giant spikes coming out of their fists…
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on October 10, 2010 · 12:03 PM
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Then they tried to rebuild him…it had failed though due to all the crappy sonic games released.
Could of drank a glass of piss!
Just imagine If Edward Scissorhands would try to do this.
COULD'VE HA-HOLYSHIT!
Meanwhile elsewhere, Crystal enjoys her sandwich in peace.
+1 extremely lame meme reference.
Seconds later Knuckles was backstabbed by Dead Ringer Spy.
And then, my brain went all loopy and fabricated a sequel to this: Amy Rose crashing into clinical depression as Sonic is in a coma. Or dead, I don't care much for that detail; I just really hate those overly abundant side-characters…
And down came the good fairy and she said…
"Knuckles the echidna
I don't wana see ya
Asking sonic what's in his sandwich
And bopping him on the head"
Sonic should've stuck to chili dogs.
Could've shown me your moves!
FALCON PAWNCH!
Ooops…
Something I just noticed…does Knuckles EVER loosen his fists?
I'd worry about anyone whose first instinct upon seeing a commercial is to reenact it.
It appears Knuckles' joke was a knockout.
This is the first time I've ever seen Sonic eat something other than a chili dog. Therefore, that Sonic had to be a spy!
Now THERE'S a punchline!
What's that V8?
KEEL ZEM ALL?
GOOD IDEA!
THAT'S MY HORSE!
Meanwhile, in another dimension…
Ryu: *Eating a bowl of ramen*
Ken: Hey Ryu whatcha eatin?
Ryu: An honorable meal of instant noodles--*FLAMINGRISINGDRAGONPUNCH'D*
Ken: SHOOO-ULDVE HAD A V8!
And that's the story of how SEGA's franchise finally died. Knuckles was pushed forth as the new mascot and the rest is history.
Looks like Sonic is eating…
*Sunglasses*
A Knuckle-Sandwich.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!
Knuckles spiked his V8!
I always knew Knuckles was a complete moron…
on the bright side for Sonic… maybe V8 will sponsor a vegetable!
FATALITY!
Oh wait, wrong game…
HIS FISTS! THEY ARE MADE OF STEEL!
As sonic found out, to his
dismaydemise.In soviet russia, your V8 could have been a sandwich.
On an unrelated note:
FUUU SO CLOSE TO 69!
The monocle, I can almost reach it!
What sort of sound effect is "BFN"?
Well of course he was; he didn't do a very good job covering up his blueness.
This comic only makes it more clear that Knuckles is always out to get Sonic with any excuse he can come up with. Either him or Shadow.
I liked the last panel,
Dramatic shadows are dramatic.
*Obligatory "Pow right in the kisser" comment*
Onion rings…mmm…tasty…
Soon after, Chubby Sonic was replaced by the new next-gen Sonic and thus Sonic and the Black Knight was made.
http://img812.imageshack.us/img812/1976/bmwm3v8en…
Now leave me alone
V8 looks like tomato juice, but it's really made from Sonic's blood. Every time they need to make some new bottles, they give him an extra life and repeat the comic as necessary.
And that's how Sonic got replaced by the newer crappier Sonics!
Yay! Shawn checked his E-mail!!! I sent that like three times :D
The REAL reason that new sonic games suck.
dont you mean with nipples on their fists, hmmm 1. either nobody thought it was funny 2, nobody saw the comic about sonic on boxer hockey 3, theres troll round these parts…. im gunna guess its somewhere between 1 and 2 :P mostly 1
WHY
does Sonic go on a picknick without rings? :'(
And that's when he realised why he was called Knuckles…
…I REALLY need to stay consistant on this site! I'm missing out of those delicious +'s!
Kids, if someone tries to V8 you in a place or way that makes YOU feel uncomfortable, that's NO good.
wait, is sonic dead…
and what the hell is tails doing in those last panels
also, guys
does this make anyone else hungry??? like, for a good sammich…
I am the Spy who fucked your mother and now I am here to fuck you.
I guess Knuckles wasn't too slow.
Like Leo said,
"Like anything games change and adapt with time. My old games were great and I'll always have fond memories of playing them. I'm just happy to capture a bit of that sentimentality in a new game."
And he's right. If games never changed over time we'd all be playing the same thing over and over. I don't want to have fond memories of pong while playing the same game 20 years later. Blatantly saying the new sonic games suck because of his character change or because the plot is slightly ridiculous isn't very gamer wise. Besides, it's a children's game, the story isn't gonna be more elaborate than "this happened starting this, now save the world". And when the story DID get more elaborate then that it had bad results, remember Sonic 2006? I thought so.
someone hasn't played Sonic Adventure 2
famous last words…
"well, um… some ham, mustard, cheese and lettu-"
Boom! Head shot!
Here's a good reason he doesn't drink V8!
It costs $1,000,000 to drink a V8,
for 12 seconds!
Objection!!
Knuckles is obviously wearing gloves. Ergo, he DOES have fingers, they are just hidden under their Boxing-Glove-Like Structure.
also in Sonic Adventure 2 he does open his hands multiple times. THEREFORE he is unclenching his fists.
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