Needless to say, those V8 commercials weren’t designed for people with giant spikes coming out of their fists…
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on October 10, 2010 · 12:03 PM
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Then they tried to rebuild him…it had failed though due to all the crappy sonic games released.
Could of drank a glass of piss!
Just imagine If Edward Scissorhands would try to do this.
COULD'VE HA-HOLYSHIT!
Meanwhile elsewhere, Crystal enjoys her sandwich in peace.
+1 extremely lame meme reference.
Seconds later Knuckles was backstabbed by Dead Ringer Spy.
And then, my brain went all loopy and fabricated a sequel to this: Amy Rose crashing into clinical depression as Sonic is in a coma. Or dead, I don't care much for that detail; I just really hate those overly abundant side-characters…
And down came the good fairy and she said…
"Knuckles the echidna
I don't wana see ya
Asking sonic what's in his sandwich
And bopping him on the head"
Sonic should've stuck to chili dogs.
he still wouldve been hit..that or tails..but who cares about him?
That sonic is a spy!!!
Could've shown me your moves!
FALCON PAWNCH!
Ooops…
It was obvious! He's the BLU spy!
Something I just noticed…does Knuckles EVER loosen his fists?
I'd worry about anyone whose first instinct upon seeing a commercial is to reenact it.
I believe the word your looking for is unclench.
That new Sonic 4 game looks great. Just ignore the shit that comes out on the Wii in 3D >>
It appears Knuckles' joke was a knockout.
This is the first time I've ever seen Sonic eat something other than a chili dog. Therefore, that Sonic had to be a spy!
Even Spies have to eat chili dogs when disguising as Sonic. It just comes with the territory.
Now THERE'S a punchline!
What's that V8?
KEEL ZEM ALL?
GOOD IDEA!
On the plus side, he could eliminate witnesses faster.
THAT'S MY HORSE!
http://instantrimshot.com/
Meanwhile, in another dimension…
Ryu: *Eating a bowl of ramen*
Ken: Hey Ryu whatcha eatin?
Ryu: An honorable meal of instant noodles--*FLAMINGRISINGDRAGONPUNCH'D*
Ken: SHOOO-ULDVE HAD A V8!
And that's the story of how SEGA's franchise finally died. Knuckles was pushed forth as the new mascot and the rest is history.
Looks like Sonic is eating…
*Sunglasses*
A Knuckle-Sandwich.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!
Knuckles spiked his V8!
I always knew Knuckles was a complete moron…
on the bright side for Sonic… maybe V8 will sponsor a vegetable!
FATALITY!
Oh wait, wrong game…
HIS FISTS! THEY ARE MADE OF STEEL!
As sonic found out, to his
dismaydemise.In soviet russia, your V8 could have been a sandwich.
On an unrelated note:
FUUU SO CLOSE TO 69!
The monocle, I can almost reach it!
Is it amazing?
What gave it away? the fact that he tries to solve all his problems with violence?
Aah. delicious violence.
HYES!
What's the matter? Paying too much for your car insurance?
You order now, I'll throw in a second slicin' absolutely free!
What sort of sound effect is "BFN"?
Well of course he was; he didn't do a very good job covering up his blueness.
I see your E-peen and I halp.
Hi, I'm Dr. Panda
And I approve this comment
*tails de-sguises * Right behind you
This comic only makes it more clear that Knuckles is always out to get Sonic with any excuse he can come up with. Either him or Shadow.
I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favorite reply on Halolz.
I'm captain Bach from Damalska don't listen to gondor lie!
You misspelt Sandvich.
I zee i am not the only spy…
I liked the last panel,
Dramatic shadows are dramatic.
*Obligatory "Pow right in the kisser" comment*
Hmm…needs more Falcon.
Onion rings…mmm…tasty…
Curses, I'm stuck on 68 and I've already got Sir Companion Cube ready with his top-hat and monocle, come on E-peen count…
It's like the sound "BAMF!!!", but without the AM cause it's not morning (probably mid-afternoon) and it immediately following the sound is the "nggh!!" of writhing in pain. It's just too fast to catch in one panel.
*Obligatory "Boom headshot" comment*
YAY MEATSHIELDS!!!
No no no, she gets hit by the ambulance while grieving. The driver goes "Aww, man!!! That's the second one this week!!! Ugh…roadkill is NASTY…"
Nope…it's now a cow.
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Sesame Street & Old Spice: Causing childhood ADHD since 2010.
Soon after, Chubby Sonic was replaced by the new next-gen Sonic and thus Sonic and the Black Knight was made.
No, Amy would walk in to see Sonic unconscious, and she drags him to her house. *insert the plot of "Misery"* Bam, Sonic's raped.
You mean… A KNUCKLEHEAD?!
I see what you did there.
Or the fact that he can't tell friend from foe.
Oh God, when I saw that the other day, I thought I was high on shrooms.
But then were does the N come from? "Nowhere"?
http://img812.imageshack.us/img812/1976/bmwm3v8en…
Now leave me alone
Actually, it would be an alternate universe. But I'm in a good mood, so I'll let you off the hook. But next time we meet, I'll be imortal, and I will kill you. It's not my fault though, I'm just SAYIAN!
*laugh track plays*
WACKA WACKA!!
*Flies off*
He'll turn RED any second now. Look see!? Oh wait, that's blood.
He does when off-screen.
*Obligatory "Backstab" comment, which will result in a long chain of comments that trump the previous one.*
I like your idea best.
I GET THE ED, EDD, N' EDDY JOKE!!!
Or fuck Scout's mother!
Huh. I finally now know what it feels like to be Krillin.
"SUCKS DOESN'T IT!"
Also I argue that all video games are in the same universe, just on different dimensional layers. Hence Brawl and the Falcon god presiding over all.
Let's not show him that one Super Bowl commercial from a year or so back when the dude gets thrown out a window.
V8 looks like tomato juice, but it's really made from Sonic's blood. Every time they need to make some new bottles, they give him an extra life and repeat the comic as necessary.
wut
I want to know how this comment got a -10.
*+1's*
And that's how Sonic got replaced by the newer crappier Sonics!
I'd have to disagree with you there on a large note. Born with Sonic, true fan.
I'm am Doctor Mario, and I am saving lives.
Yay! Shawn checked his E-mail!!! I sent that like three times :D
That game was just a huge waggle-fest to me.
Can't let you reach that, _Twitch_
No, I think not.
The REAL reason that new sonic games suck.
I'm Barack Obama, and I approve this message.
OBJECTION. Since you use capitalization, you have clearly indicated it as a name. Therefore he has named Knuckle's punches as "Knuckle Sandwiches". Clearly there is no error here. *Puts arms out and shakes head* The prosecution rests.
If you managed to make a good monocle using Paint i assure you, you are not like me. And nothing, NOTHING, like CdiGanon!
Same goes for me… And why you got a 0…
Everyone was doing it, they probably just wanted to be popular.
dont you mean with nipples on their fists, hmmm 1. either nobody thought it was funny 2, nobody saw the comic about sonic on boxer hockey 3, theres troll round these parts…. im gunna guess its somewhere between 1 and 2 :P mostly 1
I'm no-one, and I have nothing to say.
No thanks.
WHY
does Sonic go on a picknick without rings? :'(
I'm Jade, and I mindlessly follow armies of Halolz comments.
Need a +1 dispenser here!
V8.
Eight-cylinder engine….
Coulda had one.
I'm weegee, and you've probably missed this comment.
I'm Pewny and I see a blank comment above mine
-1 troll is in the base?
I'm Ray Willam Johnson, and I approve this message whilst doing your mom.
And that's when he realised why he was called Knuckles…
…I REALLY need to stay consistant on this site! I'm missing out of those delicious +'s!
Kids, if someone tries to V8 you in a place or way that makes YOU feel uncomfortable, that's NO good.
wait what now? there's a big blank space where a comment should be
Ah, "sweet sweet necrophilia". -YouTube Pre-Game Lobby
wait, is sonic dead…
and what the hell is tails doing in those last panels
also, guys
does this make anyone else hungry??? like, for a good sammich…
I am the Spy who fucked your mother and now I am here to fuck you.
You and me, both, buddy.
Jarate!
So, what your saying is: Ignore Sonic 4 as well. http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100512151…
I am Marik Ishtar and this is delightfully evil.
He packed em.
Just onion rings.
yeah………
Not at all. I don't consider it 3D >> it's back to the classic platform jumper that everyone grew up loving.
I guess Knuckles wasn't too slow.
Like Leo said,
"Like anything games change and adapt with time. My old games were great and I'll always have fond memories of playing them. I'm just happy to capture a bit of that sentimentality in a new game."
And he's right. If games never changed over time we'd all be playing the same thing over and over. I don't want to have fond memories of pong while playing the same game 20 years later. Blatantly saying the new sonic games suck because of his character change or because the plot is slightly ridiculous isn't very gamer wise. Besides, it's a children's game, the story isn't gonna be more elaborate than "this happened starting this, now save the world". And when the story DID get more elaborate then that it had bad results, remember Sonic 2006? I thought so.
I just didn't find it very funny :/
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
*dead ringer Decloak*
"?" what was that noise?
someone hasn't played Sonic Adventure 2
C-c-c-c-combo un-breaker!
I am Miles, the illegitimate Lucario lovechild of Captain Falcon and I just un-broke a combo….
*shades*
For great justice.
YYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Now do it to me.
I +1 people I don't find funny all the time, and if It's really facepalm worthy I just skip it. The only person I -1 is the Colonel.
But the Colonel abandoned us.
Marik, where is your top hat and monocle?
Who said that?!?!
(On a side note, have I become MasterLuigi452's personal troll?)
Here's something you should've built: A not gettin cut into pieces machine!!
famous last words…
"well, um… some ham, mustard, cheese and lettu-"
Boom! Head shot!
Here's a good reason he doesn't drink V8!
It costs $1,000,000 to drink a V8,
for 12 seconds!
ZOMG! He's right!
yeah, and Sega doesn't have the money to pay for Sonic's V8 after so many flops
Objection!!
Knuckles is obviously wearing gloves. Ergo, he DOES have fingers, they are just hidden under their Boxing-Glove-Like Structure.
also in Sonic Adventure 2 he does open his hands multiple times. THEREFORE he is unclenching his fists.
He has a monocle on his Millenium Rod.
And the tophat is on his other Rod…
Well, I still think he's got flipper palms. If he has fingers, I need pics because otherwise his fingers have fused together and all he has are palms. I invoke the rule "Pics or it don't exist/didn't happen".
the six-million ring hedgehog???
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Echidna
here is a real life echidna. the exact thing Knuckles is anthropomorphized from. if you will scroll down to the picture of the skeleton you can CLEARLY see digits/fingers
http://th03.deviantart.net/fs10/PRE/i/2006/108/6/…
Also this. and you didn't say it had to be 'ficial
Correction Finger!!! (G Gundam Grammatical correction powers activate!)
"I" am Doctor Mario, and I am saving lives.
inb4lrn2spellnoobjkaboutthenoobpartlol
DAMN.
What other Rod? Even I can tell you that he doesn't have that.
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