Dante’s hair may have changed, but he can still make a dynamic entry!
By The SinfulKnight
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on October 8, 2010 · 11:54 PM
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Categories: Aerial Maneuvers, Capcom, Devil May Cry, Movies, Playstation, Sneak Attack, Strike A Pose, Xbox 360 · Leave a comment (70 Comments) |
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So… Is this guy a pirate?
Did you get my e-mail?
…
Nope.Avi
This party's gettin' crazy!
Watch out! It's that one guy!
55-HIT COMBO!
Achievement unlocked: Smokin'!
Complete a Stylish Rank S (Smokin'!) combo
…There's no way that's Dante. That looks like some fat goth chick's imaginary vampire boyfriend.
God dammit Dante! Wait until after they finish playing to fight, I really like this song.
I think this went up about 6 months too early…
He skimmed it.
Aha, but the new Dante's designer IS likely a fat goth chick!
I have nothing to say so… HEY GUUUYS, VGCATS GOT UPDATED http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=299
Yeah, he totally didn't turn Dante into a Mary-Sue version of himself. /sarcasm
honestly? they are complaining about jet packers?
Pssh… I find them as free kills.
Needs some Demon Hipster Trishes.
At first I wasn't opposed to it. Cause I'm not a fanboy.
Now I'm pissed. And I'm not even a fanboy.
But wait; you mean to tell me Capcom looked at this and then at the guy who presented it and was like "Okay"?
Looks like Dante…
*puts on shades*
…is looking for his eyeliner.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHnno, no no, wasn't doing CSI, my eyes are hurting a little, and Dante looks like an emo bitch, his eyeliner is all that's missing.
"BRONZEBOTTOM! GET HER!"
"And I triple flip…and I am like I AM RAMONA'S 8TH EVIL EX BOYFRIEND."
You can say Capcom has Ninja Theory on a very VERY long leash. see for yourself. http://www.gametrailers.com/video/tgs-10-devil-ma…
Oh hey ScrewAttack joke that was posted like month ago.
Are you kidding? He doesn't have a parrot. Of course he's not a pirate.
That man is S-L-ick.
Pst… Samus is female. Try someone else.
I'll be honest, at first i thought the guy on the right was Keanu Reeves….
But pirates are in this year!
"Are you saying….I can dodge bullets?"
"No Dante…what I'm saying is, when you're ready…You'll just deflect them with your infinite ammo pistols."
"WOAH."
Either go see the movie or buy the 4th book in the Scott Pilgrim series.
Spoiler: ONE OF THE EXES IS A CHICK
A REBOOT. …fuckin 'ell mates. So…they're rewriting the story of Nero and Dante and Vergil? Cause thats the only way you're going to explain the white hair.
Random period after 1st is random. I still love the Scott Pilgrim-ness of this submission regardless.
So is Ramona's 4th evil ex Boyfriend >.>
I would like to point out that about a month ago, this joke was done. http://z8.invisionfree.com/Exterminatus_Now/index…
(13 posts down, you can't miss it.)
Really? I own the map when I have my jetpack. It's the armor-lock noobs that piss me off, not because it's hard to counter it but just because they use it every two seconds so it takes twice as long to kill them as it should!
Why the hell is Marylin Manson in the new Devil May Cry? Wait a minute, didn't Manson have boobs? so that couldn't be Manson, but who…I wonder where Dante could have gotten to, sure wish HE was the main character again, but no instead we're getting some emo punk rocker, who the hell is this guy anyway? I'm gonna go look him up…
Huh…"Dante". That's funny, his name is Dante t-……OVERLOAD! DOES NOT COMPUTE! RRR-RRRR-RRRR-RRR-*BOOM*
I surely hope this isn't following the Twilight trend…
You seem to be missing an evil Ex. There's a blank space after number 5.
What's this about a dynamic entry?
Its Sonic 4 all over again…
Nah, emo's hate themselves. He's obviously a goth who hates everything but themselves. Or punk, that just don't care.
April already?
In due time…
I think I'd rather not wrap my mind around how that would work… a "boyfriend" being female. If that's the case, then it just goes to prove that yes Samus is indeed a trap.
Teamwork + Armor Lock = Assassinations.
What strikes me as odd is when I assassinate invisible people/things.
*sigh* Unfortunately, everything seems to be following the Twilight trend… It already has over 9000 followers.
Today's your birthday too?
*High 5's*
Nope, he's a rump ranger.
That … That … ABOMINATION is NOT Dante.
Well, to be fair, Ramona never said "ex-boyfriend", she always just said "ex".
EDIT: All of my milestone comments are useless. This was comment 3000… great.
SCOTT PILGRIM MAY CRY
Starring new Dante as Ramona's first evil ex.
Also starring old Dante as Ramona's third evil ex.
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Birthday? In my Halolz?
HELL YES!
Have a good one man
Looks like Scott will have a lot of time in his hands…
and in his ass… and in all of his wounded body
mmmm
Emo Dante VS Imma crazy guy looks Dante
mmmm
I can't make up my mind
i'm no fanboy, but i did enjoy 3 and kinda 4th (not the story). looks like things just went downhil after 3
Jackpot!!!! He probably said that after orgasm and that's why they broke up, lol
That Dante is a bloody Developer!
Epic movie reference for a game that hasn't been been used in a comedic fashion in a while, but Dante's got nothing on Might Guy! http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090426173…
Didn't they get his letter explaining this situation?
inb4PAAAAAAAAAW!
The weird thing is, I occasionally use armor-lock. :V
but not after every 2 seconds, I only use it in certain maps and then I only use it when i kill an enemy and there is still a live grenade near by, got stuck, about to get sword lundged, or there is a rocket heading my direction.
I was going to mention this. The edit on this site is just… bad, for some reason.
For those interested, here it is: http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e156/Brolyboy/d…
Fuck it, can't be fagged to figure out how to embed pictures on these comment things. I did it once, but I forget how.
I am glad to see 2 people are indeed Penny Arcade/Acquisitions Incorporated fans.
WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
Wut?
Oh hi!
Oh come on!
Now you are just insulting my name!
Seeing how the game is looking, I don't doubt that they will be in it.
He didn't even read the letter that was personally delivered in the middle of the snowstorm.
WHAT OVER 9000!
That's it, screw you guys, imma goin home.
but dante isn't psychic, right? don't know never played the game, but I am pretty sure he eats meat.
WHY IS DANTE AN EMO FAG? TT_TT