Mr. Pilgrim! I'm Ramona's 1st. Evil Ex Boyfriend.

Dante’s hair may have changed, but he can still make a dynamic entry!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on October 8, 2010 · 11:54 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (274 votes, average: 3.55 out of 5)
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Aerial Maneuvers, Capcom, Devil May Cry, Movies, Playstation, Sneak Attack, Strike A Pose, Xbox 360

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70 Responses to “Mr. Pilgrim!”

  1. Dmanstew on October 8th, 2010 11:56 pm

    So… Is this guy a pirate?

  2. A_Creative_Name on October 9th, 2010 12:01 am

    This party's gettin' crazy!

  3. MasqueNoMercy on October 9th, 2010 12:03 am

    Watch out! It's that one guy!

  4. GameboyPATH on October 9th, 2010 12:27 am

    55-HIT COMBO!

    Achievement unlocked: Smokin'!
    Complete a Stylish Rank S (Smokin'!) combo

  5. Shatman on October 9th, 2010 12:46 am

    …There's no way that's Dante. That looks like some fat goth chick's imaginary vampire boyfriend.

  6. Gamage on October 9th, 2010 1:00 am

    God dammit Dante! Wait until after they finish playing to fight, I really like this song.

  7. smashpro1 on October 9th, 2010 1:01 am

    I think this went up about 6 months too early…

  8. Gamage on October 9th, 2010 1:01 am

    He skimmed it.

  9. Dimomarg on October 9th, 2010 1:08 am

    I have nothing to say so… HEY GUUUYS, VGCATS GOT UPDATED

  10. ZegenRuki on October 9th, 2010 1:10 am

    Yeah, he totally didn't turn Dante into a Mary-Sue version of himself. /sarcasm

  11. OrionX on October 9th, 2010 1:22 am

    Needs some Demon Hipster Trishes.

  12. ArmyOfMidgets on October 9th, 2010 1:24 am

    Looks like Dante…

    *puts on shades*

    …is looking for his eyeliner.

    YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHnno, no no, wasn't doing CSI, my eyes are hurting a little, and Dante looks like an emo bitch, his eyeliner is all that's missing.

  13. DM1293 on October 9th, 2010 1:24 am


    "And I triple flip…and I am like I AM RAMONA'S 8TH EVIL EX BOYFRIEND."

  14. Annonith on October 9th, 2010 1:30 am

    Oh hey ScrewAttack joke that was posted like month ago.

  15. Dmanstew on October 9th, 2010 1:37 am

    That man is S-L-ick.

  16. Vosur on October 9th, 2010 1:38 am

    Pst… Samus is female. Try someone else.

  17. ArmyOfMidgets on October 9th, 2010 1:43 am

    I'll be honest, at first i thought the guy on the right was Keanu Reeves….

  18. KamikazeGible on October 9th, 2010 2:00 am

    Random period after 1st is random. I still love the Scott Pilgrim-ness of this submission regardless.

  19. UndeadLex on October 9th, 2010 2:28 am

    I would like to point out that about a month ago, this joke was done.
    (13 posts down, you can't miss it.)

  20. Sir_Nox on October 9th, 2010 2:33 am

    Why the hell is Marylin Manson in the new Devil May Cry? Wait a minute, didn't Manson have boobs? so that couldn't be Manson, but who…I wonder where Dante could have gotten to, sure wish HE was the main character again, but no instead we're getting some emo punk rocker, who the hell is this guy anyway? I'm gonna go look him up…

    Huh…"Dante". That's funny, his name is Dante t-……OVERLOAD! DOES NOT COMPUTE! RRR-RRRR-RRRR-RRR-*BOOM*

  21. Axel_X on October 9th, 2010 2:46 am

    I surely hope this isn't following the Twilight trend…

  22. AuraMaster on October 9th, 2010 3:37 am

    You seem to be missing an evil Ex. There's a blank space after number 5.

  23. AuraMaster on October 9th, 2010 3:38 am

    What's this about a dynamic entry?

  24. luigiforVP on October 9th, 2010 4:12 am

    Its Sonic 4 all over again…

  25. Kbman on October 9th, 2010 5:13 am

    April already?

  26. Alpar on October 9th, 2010 6:42 am

    Today's your birthday too?

    *High 5's*

  27. Ivor Pseudonym on October 9th, 2010 8:52 am

    That … That … ABOMINATION is NOT Dante.

  28. Leo E. on October 9th, 2010 9:00 am

    Starring new Dante as Ramona's first evil ex.
    Also starring old Dante as Ramona's third evil ex.

  29. Caelun_Niveus on October 9th, 2010 8:27 am
  30. MrRaccoon on October 9th, 2010 9:38 am

    Birthday? In my Halolz?
    Have a good one man

  31. MrRaccoon on October 9th, 2010 9:40 am

    Looks like Scott will have a lot of time in his hands…
    and in his ass… and in all of his wounded body

  32. MrRaccoon on October 9th, 2010 9:41 am

    Emo Dante VS Imma crazy guy looks Dante

    I can't make up my mind

  33. Dr. Furry on October 9th, 2010 9:45 am

    i'm no fanboy, but i did enjoy 3 and kinda 4th (not the story). looks like things just went downhil after 3

  34. Mentlegen on October 9th, 2010 11:51 am

    That Dante is a bloody Developer!

  35. uzumakiclan43 on October 9th, 2010 1:00 pm

    Epic movie reference for a game that hasn't been been used in a comedic fashion in a while, but Dante's got nothing on Might Guy!

  36. Kirby_Emprer on October 9th, 2010 1:07 pm

    Didn't they get his letter explaining this situation?

  37. MasterLuigi452 on October 9th, 2010 6:15 pm


  38. MasterLuigi452 on October 9th, 2010 6:16 pm

    Oh come on!
    Now you are just insulting my name!

  39. Neentendow on October 11th, 2010 6:39 pm

    He didn't even read the letter that was personally delivered in the middle of the snowstorm.

  40. GuessWho666 on October 12th, 2010 2:34 am

    That's it, screw you guys, imma goin home.

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