FUKKEN HOW DO I WORK?!

Huh. Seriously, how does he work? I mean if he’s full of magnetism wouldn’t that short out his hard drive, or memory banks, or whatever the hell robot masters use? That Dr. Wily is more of a genius than I gave him credit for!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on October 8, 2010 · 10:56 AM 
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73 Responses to “FUKKEN HOW DO I WORK?!”

  1. CakeBard on October 8th, 2010 11:02 am

    Magnets, they FUCKING work because unpaired electrons spinning in the same direction create lines of magnetic domains!

  2. daleth1234 on October 8th, 2010 11:10 am

    looks like magnet-man
    *shades*
    is POSITIVELY confused
    YYYEEEAAAahhhhnnoooo

  3. demospyro on October 8th, 2010 11:10 am

    Magic… All around you!!!

  4. Spolin on October 8th, 2010 11:13 am

    Maybe he uses a flash drive for data storage?

  5. Shatman on October 8th, 2010 11:23 am

    I can think of a couple of jobs he'd be better suited to than what Dr. Wily has him doing.

    -- Space station repair (magnetizes to outer layer. Walks around.)
    -- Finding lost keys
    -- compass tester
    -- computer tester
    -- Window washer (magnetizes to iron framework)

    What can YOU add?

  6. Flamerider on October 8th, 2010 11:33 am

    mIrAcLeS.
    Duh.

  7. Axel_X on October 8th, 2010 11:47 am

    Answer:
    The same way you have to log in, in order to log out.

  8. Roflcopter419 on October 8th, 2010 1:38 pm

    I remember Shonen making this and sending it in months ago. Good to see some Halolz rules are still in effect.

  9. Marzen on October 8th, 2010 3:21 pm

    Well you see, around the nucleus of the atom, where the protons and neutrons live, there are electrons whizzing around. We used to think that they had certain circular orbits like the planets have around the sun, but have discovered that it is much more complicated, and much more exciting! Instead, the patterns of where we would likely find the electron within one of these orbitals takes into account Schroedinger's-

    Oh, you didn't actually want to know? Sorry then.

  10. Annonith on October 8th, 2010 3:24 pm

    Dr Wily probably doesn't know how he works either. He probably created Magnetman for the sole purpose of giving Megaman power-up that will kill him instantly, but hey whaddayaknow FUKKEN MIRACLES!

  11. Flamerider on October 8th, 2010 3:42 pm

    If I could take another rough stab at it, if you please.
    There could be some sort of nano-technology keeping the magnetic fields in check, or at the very least, storing the memory and so on through entirely different means that cannot be wiped via magnets, i.e. a more hardware based system of storing data.

    Or it could be wizards.

  12. Fearow on October 8th, 2010 5:05 pm

    This is somewhat relevant to Mega Man fans: Mega Man Legends 3 has been announced for the 3DS. Insert freaking out Mega Man fanatic comments.

  13. Totema on October 8th, 2010 5:26 pm

    Slam back…
    *clown paint*
    A Faygo.

    WOOPWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  14. DM1293 on October 8th, 2010 5:29 pm

    This is a legitimate question people. Dr. Wily invented a robot with circuitry immune to MAGNETS. Fuck the robot made out of a stump, he's made a robot that SHOULD BE WEAK TO HIMSELF BUT ISN'T.

    Its almost like he learned from Metal Man…and made a competent….robot……..FUCKING RUN HE'S LEARNING WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE

  15. KamikazeGible on October 8th, 2010 6:30 pm

    Never question these things, because that's when things go bad. Like in Looney Tunes when a character is running off a cliff and doesn't fall until they realize they're in mid air.

  16. _Twitch_ on October 8th, 2010 7:41 pm

    HOLY FUCK IT'S ONE AM.
    FUCK
    I HAD SHIT TO DO.

    Oh my god. there's another window open with it in!

    help me~

  17. Sir_Nox on October 8th, 2010 7:48 pm

    TV Tropes has robbed me of more than a few hours of my life every week. It's fucking EVERYWHERE!

  18. Sir_Nox on October 8th, 2010 7:52 pm

    I assume as long as he doesn't touch himself with his magnet-hands that Magnet Man should be okay. Poor Magnet Man, puberty must've been a very tough time for him. Wait…do robot masters have puberty? I mean nobody has ever actually seen Wiley build them, for all we know MagnetMan was just a fridge magnet that became self-aware.

  19. AuraMaster on October 8th, 2010 8:12 pm

    Perhaps Magnet Man would be able to help Plusle with a little problem he's been having.

  20. shadow649 on October 8th, 2010 9:05 pm

    Fucking grammers how does one comprehend it?

  21. werewolfsfury on October 8th, 2010 11:05 pm

    really my question iswhere those magnets come from

  22. Daifuku on October 8th, 2010 11:17 pm

    Solid State hard drives.
    That is all.

  23. Frankenstrat247 on October 11th, 2010 12:40 pm

    all we need is rainbow man

  24. THOMASNATOR on October 13th, 2010 4:35 am

    Prawns. Because you can't have fokken without prawns. Fokken prawns.

  25. Evaatix on March 31st, 2011 11:14 pm

    What does megaman have to do with CSI?

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