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Behold! It is episode one of the Halolz Fancast! What is the Halolz Fancast? A roundtable of your favorite Halolz community regulars discussing video games and interviewing special guests!
And who is the special guest in this premiere episode? Why none other than myself, Shawn Handyside! Listen as they ask me probing questions about my deep seated emotional trauma from when I drank kerosene as a child! Marvel as I pretend to pay attention to the conversation while I play FarmVille in the background!
This episode features your hosts:
Pheonix, Twohats, Haru, Daifkuku, and Badonk
With special guest: Shawn Handyside!
Note: Badonk would like me to point out that this was a test run style first episode and they plan to improve it greatly starting with episode two! Also, the news in this episode might be a little behind because of delays in editing and my hosting the show on the site.
Enjoy!
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(50 votes, average: 4.54 out of 5)






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Nice, hope there's more coming.
So this is where twohats was?
Cool! Yell if you need some more people
So it stopped at 1:04:24 for me, why?
Good, but sometimes there's just a lot of interruptions when someone's saying something legit to the topic. All in all, it's pretty good.
Hey, it was pretty interesting, funny, an-JESUS IT'S TWO HOURS LONG.
Eh, kinda boring. Plus it seems like you guys try WAY TO HARD to be funny. Not to impressed. Hopefully you improve.
*Lights cigar*
Hell, it's about time.
long cast is long.
listening to the thing as i type this, and it's not even barely started….. just saying, might wanna edit it down a little more next time. :/
you only noticed AFTER listening to it all? must've been pretty interesting indeed…
*Reads description*
…You were playing Farmville, and you mispelled "Phoenix", and "Daifuku".
Shawn I am disappoint.
Still, this was a pretty good idea.
like halfway through now…. you NEEEEEEED to stay on topic guys… ._.
There never really was a topic.
Is that the topic of the thing, "having no topic" or is that because it's episode 0.1?
MOTHERFER!!! Fir Real? That's a lot of Nuts! I mean podcast!
So can we all assume these gentlemen will be involved in more gentlemanly discussion with more gentlemen? *monocle*
Nice to see Rory and the guys getting involved. Also, where can you D-load this?
"…lost the game"
DAMMIT!!!
I was doing so well!
What's a brotha gotta do to get in on this?!
there will be blood, and pokymanz………(and brawl)
"and then I lit it on fire" did you just take *every* DR2 weapon and light it on fire?
What happened to your peen?
wait,wait,wait,wait,wait, did he say he LIKED other m? WHAT!?
Blame that one on me, i sent that list in at 1 last night, while drunk off my ass…. ow my head >.>
Next one will be much much shorter. It was more that we went off topic a bit much, i left them in because a lot of it i find funny.
Next one will be an hour or so, with the interview separate.
Please everyone, blame the glitches, off topicness and stuff on me!
This is the first time any of us has done anything like this, so we just picked a bunch of topics and talked about them, I realize we went off topic (i cut a lot of that out too, just left in the stuff i thought was decently funny or interesting.) Combination of problems i had with soundbooth (DAMN YOU COMPRESSION!) and the fact that i was studying for my finals during this and the days after.
ANYWAY! Now that we know what we are doing, we have made some needed changes to it!
Hosts: Myself, Daifuku, and Phoenix.
The fancast itself will last around an hour, no more then an hour and a half.
New guests every week! Week 2 will be LittleKuriboh from Yu-gi-oh the Abridged series!
Reply to this with any questions or suggestions you may have!
Note my 2nd opinion!
We didnt even notice Q.Q
Next will be just a little longer then an hour, no more then 1/30.
ha, oh rory, "you need games to teabag people"
People dont appreciate me calling out fake stuff. but i dont care, its just a number.
LITTLE KURIBOH!? *faints from sheer awesomeness*
rory, you are by far the best part of this. Witty remarks and an awesome accent.
well yes, but even if the game is good, I can't handle the thing with samus being a self-thought-less, order taking, wimp!
well that's it for this Podca……. nevermind forty more minutes! 2 hours of pure epicness :D
Rory's voice is sexy. I'm not afraid to admit that.
Although I admit it makes me feel really awkward to say it.
Uh huh… I could argue that, but I have better things to do.
Um… I need to set some time aside to watch this, I don`t have two hours available at the moment.
what I'm saying is, I wouldn't enjoy the game, because every 5 seconds I'd get mad at the game because samus is lacking in independent thought, and the scene with ridley…. that ruined the entire thing for me.
That scene wasn't too bad. Remember Ridley's the reason behind the death of her family, her friends AND the chozo? Also he just came back from being ON Zebes when it fucking exploded. It's a reasonable expectation for her to be shocked.
…and I'm arguing. Figures.
I wouldn't say we are arguing, I'd say we are having a inteligent discussion, also this is after super metroid, super metroid is towards the end of the time line, in fact only other m and fusion occur after super metroid, meaning as of other M she has killed ridley so many times, it's become part of her daily routine. so what I'm saying is that it makes no sense she dosen't just kick his ass.
Or, alternatively, she starts seeing how futile it is to fight him seeing as he always returns.
Also, notice how Ridley's always the hardest boss. He's like Death in Castlevania. No matter how many times you fight him, it's still a harrowing experience.
I would say motherbrain's the most difficult in the original. also your side of the arguement makes sense, but even if she realized the futility of fighting him, why does she have no problem with it in metroid fusion?
1. Sprites don't show emotion, so you can't tell.
2. Ridley-X, not Ridley.
Also, Mother Brain was easy. It took me one try to kill her and 5 to kill Ridley.
it took me 1 try to kill all the bosses, motherbrain just happened to hurt me the most. ALSO I'd rather not spend my entire day hacving this discussion so here's a smiley :D
Is there anything you don't want us to blame you for?
but…but…e-peen is important. What you have now isn't an e-peen it's like a…e-vag or something
Besides global warming and JFK, no.
Sadly the whole not anyplace near our time zone thing prevents him from being it it much >.< Maybe back, who knows.
We had a topic, but i eated it.
Itunes eventually… it would have been done already, but there are like 500 steps… im not even joking!
Possibly Zune too.
Send me an Email.
Badonkhalolz@gmail.com
Need to talk to you anyway.
Woah what!? Awesome! How did you accomplish that!?
Also i noticed that we forgot to mention.
Recording by Draco
Opening song by DA
Yes I liked it. I am Phoenix btw. Game is actually good if you can ignore Samus's monologue, which only appears in the beginning and end. Doesn't affect gameplay.
yes well ok, I guess I'll rent it sometime, you've all convinced me, but I still don't like what they did to samus.
Did someone say…THE GAME?!
How dare he say that about monkeys!
Yeah dude that's all the people you forgot!
*goes to awe corner*
*looks at the list of people who worked in it*
Well done guys
That's still a freakin' lot man
Don't have the attention span to listen 2 it in the browser. Is it downloadable anywhere?
Representing all fans that, like me, can't barely understand english without reading it i would like to ask for better sound quality for some of the hosts.
I heard it and i must confess that i made a brutal effort to understand what Haru and this new guy "Daifkuku" (saw this name somewhere. Humm…) were saying. Yes, it was easier to understand even what Twohats said.
Anyway, that was awesome. :3
PS: anyone found it strange that even with Shawn saying that mudkips are "meh" to him
he posted this just yesterday?
He is a liar. Everyone like mudkips (or so i heard).
Moar mic quality, it was hard to understand what Daifuku and Haru were saying (again i'm sorry, english is not my first language T_T). Only now i saw the word "suggestions" in your comment, just after i posted another comment saying the same thing…
And i blame you!!
Indeed, i would like to know who this "Daifkuku" is. And i don't know, maybe he was stuck in a hotel and couldn't get a good mic and had to use the crappy factory mic in his laptop? Just a shot in the dark.
This is sound quality, laptop mics make me cry. T_T
Internet it srs bussiness = LOL.
I agree. Or maybe like some of the dialogue in text in a crappy little youtube video or something. :P Maybe I'm a bit picky.
Yeah… Maybe they could break it down into a couple parts because most of the time I am on this site for a couple minutes at a time :P It would be nice to pick up where I left off every time I listen to part of the podcast.
Daifkuku? I think he's a wizard… He lives in a box in San Antonio and eats peanut butter and jelly sandwiches by the doezn. The box in San Antonio is in the corner of some comments page and he got shot by a troll about 5 weeks ago… tragic loss for this site as he lurked and provided much +1's. Maybe We're talking about different people? Anyways I hope you'll be in the next podcast for sure because of your large contributions to the site such as your comments. :P
Interruptions are inevitable I suppose. Unless the conversation has 3 or less people interruptions are bound to happen.
What about the cover ar--
*looks at below or above post*
Oh.
Thats with the Interview which will be separate, so the cast itself will be around 45 min.
Shawn is putting that up, so until then i can point that out! D:
Nah, he is your evil twin i made up while twitter spammin shawn last night drunk.
Don't worry… it's okay. The accent made you say it.
The accent could make us do anything… and we would not protest.
Actually, global nature has a better explaination provided from a webcomic I was reading:
"The hotter it gets outside… The exponentially* less clothes women wear. Therefore you have global warming because… Mother Nature is a lesbian!"
*Exponentially means *Science!*
Exactly, so feel free to blame that on me.
Oh, LK applauded you in the interview.
say that to my karma level on roosterteeth.com. i am at level 14 which takes over 4k plus mods. so, like i said, its just a number.
As I am nearly 15, I shall do just that!
They may be numbers but you can't say its awsome having a high number. Its like a shiney pokemon card!
Speaking of numbers, your the only person I seen get out of exclamation mark low
Oh boy! I really wish that I could join! I hope I can become a member worthy of the fanpod lulz!
But first I need moar e-peen…
On step 60 of 200… D:
YES! I am not worthy!
Q: Who should win the Patty Cake Champoinship?
(I know, i'm late)