No zombie’s gonna break my stride! No zombie’s gonna slow me down! Oh no!
I gotta keep on movin’!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on October 5, 2010 · 6:33 PM
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Did you know the site has over 2,500 video game themed lolz? 
WHY do they let you do this?
It's not just to tricicyle bit, that's fine, three wheels are better than two.
It's just doing it in your underwares?
There's one survivor in her underwear, and she refuses to run with you until you strip down too to make her feel more comfortable.
Zombies see me rolling
They hating
Stumbling they trying to catch me and eat my brains
Trying to catch me and eat my brains
Trying to catch me and eat my brains
Trying to catch me and eat my brains
Trying to catch me and eat my brains
My tricycle's so strong
It crushes them
They hoping that they gonna catch me and eat my brains
Trying to catch me and eat my brains
Trying to catch me and eat my brains
Trying to catch me and eat my brains
Trying to catch me and eat my brains
Fair enough I… Guess?
Cannot unsee. Scrubbing your eyes with bleach, it does nothing!
So I guess for this submission it'd be +1's on tricycles?
Wanna play a Game?…. oh wait…
Katey: Run over all poo-head zombies.
*reloads a water gun*
That's my daddys's 'ficial instructions.
+1's on tricycles?
Also appropriate:
Things that bother you, never bother me
I feel happy and fine, A-HA!
Living in the sunlight,
loving in the moonlight
Having a wonderful time!
Haven't got a lot, I don't need a lot
Coffee's only a dime
Living in the sunlight,
loving in the moonlight,
having a wonderful time!
+1's ON TRICYCLES!
THE Game? I love when I lose that game. Like now!
Take down the zombie apocalypse in STYLE!
Edit: (Insert 69 e-peen announcement to make self feel cooler)
Notice how he goes into a CLOTHING store…
Query: What is this "game" that you speak of, and how could one enjoy losing?
OBJECTION!!! Those are training wheels, not a tricycle!
It's obvious he's too white and nerdy.
+1's ON QUADRICYCLES!
Sure its funny in a video game, but do it in a real mall and they say your "mentally unwell" and sent to the looney bin.
That's it, we are making that into a music video NOW!
normally something along these lines wouldn't be amusing, but the delivery here was just freaking perfect.
Well if it's a game where the loser gets nothing and the winner gets to snack on a knuckle sandwich… I'd be pretty happy with losing, too.
This, however, is not such a game and I share your lack of understanding.
Can we do it later…
I do all my clothes shopping in the nude thank you!
-59 e-peen!? What'd you do to get that?
LOL 69! Okay, I inserted it for you.
<.<
>.>
Really?
Explanation: Follow this link.
Congratulatory: You are now playing The Game!
"Yep." (on the nope.gif submission)
Yeah, I don't know why he deserved that either.
Well, if it's filled with zombies you'd just get pulled off and eaten.
That's what a -5 first-off does to you.
Yeah, I didn't manage a great first impression.
Statement: So it a Game where one attempts to forget that the game exists, and there is no reason to lose other than sadomasochism.
Statement: While this "game" might be impossible to meatbags like you, as a droid, I simply can and will delete all knowledge of it from my memory core.
Victorious Statement: And done!!
Confused Query: This is strange, what were we just discussing?
cop: "sir, aren't you a little old for a tricycle (let alone underdressed)"
you: "uh….uh… *Run cop over with tricycle*"
He's a three-wheeled zombie killin' machine! :D
You know, sometimes it just seems like some members get chosen at random to get -1ed intensely. Just look at Kergeros.
Random… or a completely stupid first comment that I do regret?
No, I'm not going to delete it though. It will serve as a reminder to me to come up with intelligent, witty comments.
And -5 isn't that bad in the big scheme of things.
I still don't think it's worthy of -5. Worthy of being ignored, yes. But -5, no.
There has been better lyrics posted on here.
The fact that you lost "The Game." Being a robot, isn't your primary function to succeed at everything? So, seeing as you just lost, it would go against your primary programming.
What do you think of that?
And now for something completely different:
How the HELL did Pokemon Chat Roulette skyrocket to the top of the Highest Rated list???
I DEMAND A RECOUNT!!!
TROLLING ON MOTO-
I mean…
TRICYCLES.
Haters gonna hate.
Or eat your brains, I don't think zombies know how to hate.
They only know how to eat.
They're like that one obese guy you see at McDonald's all the time.
Trolling on motortricycles.
Yeah.
four-wheeled
See, everyone said the T.A.N.K. would be overpowered, now look what happened!
(neglecting the fact that it's a bicycle with training wheels)
I got up from -70 something to my current state with one post, so there is hope
And I just saw this earlier today on a different site…small web isn't it?
You aren't nearly a man until you ride to the clothes store in your boxers with hearts, sunglasses and boots…on a tricycle…with TRAINING WHEELS. It's 'ficial information.
In other news: Woo! 69 e-peen and in less than three weeks. Gentlemen, I tip my helmet to you in thanks (because I don't have a top hat).
If you were me then I'd be you and I'd use your body to get to the top. You can't stop me no matter who you are!
…Silly man with your circular logic, stop trying to break my RoBoTs
I mean, why else would you shop for clothes….
no… you see a proper set of training wheels should never be on the ground at the same time, the purpose being to prevent the up-and-coming-biker from falling on their ass, not to keep them from actually learning how to ride the bike.
Actually I just made that shit up because I'm incredibly bored, and am upset that Bill Overbeck will never have another game.
You are technically correct. The BEST KIND of correct!
After a certain number of months submissions no longer show up on that list. Keeps things fresh!
*snicker*
"Inserted…"
My costume:
Blanka mask
Hawaiian shirt
Sandals
Haters gonna hate.
Statement: A "robot?" How insulting. I am an assassination droid, and as such my primary function is to kill organic meatbags such as yourself.
And I have no knowledge of this game you speak of.
The looney bin isn't all that bad. Unless you get sent to the one where they want to keep you for more than a couple of days to a week.
Hmm yes… but can he do that with no HANDLEBARS?
You made a Futurama reference. The BEST KIND of reference!!
I'd love to just come here and see a post that doesn't make me go "The fuck" this week. Is that so much to ask Halolz? I LIKE MY SANITY.
Here, try brain soap…
Excuse me.
Coming through.
Excuse me.
Freedom bike
RING RING!
*Hey! You are trying to kill us!*
Freedom.
But… Gamespot doesn't disqualify games from their top 10 games of the day (or whatever it's called) until said games are a year old.
Man. He's on a ROLL on that thing! :D
I wanna bowl with the gangstas!
You do realize your proverbial owner is actually a Sith Lord with Long Term Memory Loss, right?
…..I'm missing something here. It was old, so it wouldn't show up. So why did it suddenly show up again?
Hahaha…multiple entendre [gratz on 69]
The devastation was immense, and there were no survivors. Oh, and this just in, +1's ON TRICYCLES
Trolling on MotorTrikes.
(fail)
My pink bike brings all the zombies to the yard
And they're like,
ARGABLARAGH!
Thats not hope, thats a screwed up E-peen system =_=.
New avatar, I see. Kinda liked the old one better :)
Yo dawg, we heard you like guns so we put a tricycle in ur dead ri -- wait…
They touch me rollin'
they dyin'
Congrats! Now where's your monocle and top hat!?
The white boxers with hearts on them made this even more hilarious.
Halolz likes your sanity too.
Especially with a nice chianti and some fava beans.
PROCRASTINATION: Can even be done during a zombie apocalypse.
To what end does this joke know no bounds?
he he he…end…he he he bounds…
AT LAST!!! A CURE FOR NUDITY!!!
People who come to Halolz have sanity?
His avatar hates accessories.
My chainsaw's so loud,
I'm swinging,
Stumbling they trying to catch me and eat my brains
Trying to catch me and eat my brains
Trying to catch me and eat my brains
Trying to catch me and eat my brains
Trying to catch me and eat my brains
I saw it as a tricycle, not a bike with training wheels. FAIL xD
zombiez gonna hate
well he could at least go for the FF fanfare
It's less likely than you think
I'm surprised no one has pointed it out yet; He's not riding a tricycle, he's riding a bicycle with training wheels.
Oh wait, vatonnage objection'd it, nvm, hurhurhur.
What is this "sanity" of which you speak? If it looks like a burrito I like it too, yum!
http://audio.isg.si/audiox/?q=node/21677 like this one?
Did I hear a chance to advertise the…. SHAMWOW? ya I'll leave now…
The zombies must be dumbfounded by the amount of acid, heroin, and roofies this guy musta taken…….
Fuck the police.
HYES!!