No. NO. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooo
That is NOT a toy you should bring back to the saferoom for Katey!
By Xeno_Bryan
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on October 4, 2010 · 11:23 PM
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Xeno_Bryan? So pedobear now has a name?
I need to get more informed on the new events of the internets.
Good news its a suppository
I feel ashamed for laughing.
I'm kinda pissed about the people in the shelter. Not one, NOT ONE thinks to ask me for my Zombrex and administer it to her fore me.
Train 'em young.
look at his hair and clothes… he might as well have candy in the other hand… someone call chris hansen!
It's not too early for Pedobear!!
Katey: I need a adult
Chuck: I am a adult
I'm gonna do something to you that you won't remember 'till you're 30.
Excuse me… but…. before you go getting into some "serious father-daughter time", can I ask WHY?!
Are you kidding? He *looks* like Chris Hansen.
So What have we learned. Tigers are OK pets for 8 year olds…But this isn't a ok gift.
Give her three days, she'll cave in soon..
GRAMMAR HEALTH BAR(MvC3 reference)
Good news: it's a suppository.
OR
Good news! It's a suppository!
Oak's words echoed…
"There's a time and place for everything. But not now."
I would totally laugh if she was older and "sexy" looking, but I can not laugh at this.
INB4yourwaytoostrict/loosenup/haveasenseofhumor/etcetc…
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Annal sex is like spinach: if it's forced upon you as a child, you'll hate it as an adult.
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I'd mention how wrong your comment sounds, but if I remember correctly, I'm already in trouble with you. Therefore, +1.
"Your clothes are so small. Folding them makes me feel like a pedophile."
-Norrin, Awkward Zombie
well i think still in the womb is too early…
1. Mutter under my breath how horrible that is.
2. Do nothing for a moment.
3. +1.
The phrase "think of it as an adventure" comes to mind.
+1, because you were at 0, but mainly because I agree with you.
I also can agree to that. +1s to both of you.
What? I meant sex!
ADVENTURE TIME!
I'm kinda pissed that the main character's daughter has to keep track of time for him and stop him from OD'ing her with anti-zombie drugs… He can work wonders with duct tape but god DAMN if he can't remember if it was 5 minutes or 2 hours.
Why does my towel smell like tortilla chips?
Getting a dildo for your child: bad parent
Getting a tiger from your child: best parent ever
So…many…keyblades…
"Drinking too much will make Chuck sick."
Katey will find that "being surrounded in a zombie outbreak and infected with a life threatening virus" will not be the worst thing to happen to her today.
C'mon bring your friends!
She wants to ignore his girth….
Katey: "I want mommy."
Chuck: "Mommy's not here now. You'll have to deal with it kiddo."
Katey: "She's a hellish pus spewing, organ pile, sin against God isn't she?"
Chuck: "Uh…LOOK WHAT I BROUGHT YOU!!! YOUR VERY OWN TIGER!!!"
Katey: "YAAAAAY!!!"
I'm with you dude. Daddy issues lead to hookers and strip clubs and the OCCASIONAL win-cest but…this is not one of those moments.
Getting a tiger named DILDO: Priceless.
@Xyxoz: (ಠ_ಠ) Well…I guess we all know what YOU'RE into…
SO MANY KEYHOLES…SO LITTLE TIME…
STZD? Sexually Transmitted Zombie Diseases?
Well then mister smarty pants, happy birthday to you too!!! NOW, BEND OVER AND TAKE IN THE CREATIVITY!!!
>:3
What, like some sort of really innovative bobbing-for-apples game?
Which may be easier than first expected, as this man, is NOT Gary Oak.
Katey: I need a adult
Chuck: I AM A ADUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
His voice came as fast as it could.
STZDOM? Sexually Transmitted Zombie Diseases ON MOTORBIKES?!
You're a little girl in a middle of a zombie apocalypse and who is offering a huge dildo to you? GARY DAUGHTERFUCKING OAK!
(blech, i don't think i can use this meme without doing it wrong :/)
Thats not right (eww, GARYBEAR!), but, yer doin' it right!… Unfortunately…
As my mum knows only to well… I mean: That's sick and you should be ashamed….
IT'S GOOFY TIME!
Nope.avi
I don't know how intelligent he is. He apparently needs duct tape to put nails through a bat instead of a hammer.
…AND NOW HE'S HERE TO IMPLY "JUST WRONG" IDEAS TO US!
That's disturbing and hilarious at the same time…
Good news everyone! You are now reading this in my voice.
</hubertfarnsworth>
Yeah…. Just like one of those.
RIght, Missinko?
Huh? Who agreed with Ataeru and Tael? o.o
He came when Chuck beat the Elite 4 zombies (Aka, Hunter, Boomer, Tank, and Witch)
But at that moment, Oak gained the ability to contact Chuck psychically just like all the trainers.
Also, anyone notice that Chuck's hair is greyer than normal? o.o
I can see them making a Silent Hill game around that repressed memory.
Because, as we all know, you cannot ignore HIS girth.
Purple? My favourite
You know what there needs to be? A cross-meme of X, X EVERYWHERE and Motorcycles. THAT would be an epic.
I thought it was "She's (insert age here) you sick fuck!"
Good news everyone! The Final Countdown is now playing in your head!
Hey, I got rid of the voice didn't I?
Advice: Never put "insert" and "fuck" in the same sentence.
Being right has never been so wrong!
"Meowth, that's wrightrong!"
…straight to your ears!
[Disturbingness++]
For everyting else, there is Umbrella Corp.
We have:
-Lawyers (for the inevitable charges you will be facing. Whether it's because of the tiger or the dildo is none of our business).
-Orphanages (for the inevitable loss of your custody of said child. Don't worry, we promise that most of them don't have underground labratories testing zombie viruses under them).
-That drug keeping her alive (that you will still have to buy even after she's taken away from you)
-Shivs (for use in that prison you were sent to)
-Coffins (for when that shiv turns out to do you no good at all. Comes in both sturdy and easy open varieties, for those who care about the ease their zombie gets out).
-A private military force (for forcing you to go through procedures mentioned above, as well as keeping your precious child safe from your still abusive corpse, though I wouldn't depend on them for more than one zombie so that's why we have)
-Frank West (because he's covered wars, y'know)
Go ahead, laugh. Dai needs to sell those one-way tickets to hell still (pretty sure Nick Soapdish sold out his with the 9/11 submission)
Dai, I'm still not buying until you stop with the scam and sell me the round trip one. Yes I know they offer another one-way back down there, but everyone knows its cheaper for roundtrip. I respect the evilness in your plan, but I have to use that money for my own illegitimate schemes… er… investments for the good of all mankind.
There is worse stuff. MUCH worse. trust me, never doubt the supreme power of Rule 34.
Chris Hanson?!? I've been set up!
*pulls out gun and blows own brains out*
The handyman's secret weapon!
it makes it all the worse that she has her hands folded over her crotch.
…
saying crotch while talking about a small child just makes me feel like a pedophile…
on an unrelated note, how did i get to -28 epeen?
next she'll be talking about riding bicycles indoors and other nonsense
Well, there's nothing like experience I suppose…
*Cue GUTSMANS ASS SOUND* DUUU NUUUH!!!
-43
my scout master had one of those. I saw him bring it into the girls cabin late at night.
Wait……
Were is Wolf when you need him! (or Chris Hanson)
i feel srry for ya, ur Uber negative comment wasnt that bad. Not like those people that insult pokemon. Unless u did insult pokemon, then of which u deserve this. but u didnt.
i'll bring ur -3 to -2!
*Chuck extends neck*
Nope.
Wow, in all of these comments not a one noticed how he looks like another famous sexual deviant we all know? Nobody? He was in politics? Screwed a fat chick that went on to make purses? Is married to a man disguised as a woman?
…anybody? ._.
Tonight, on Dateline's To Catch a Predator…
Was that an implied grammer hammer?