I can't take that now, daddy. It's too early. You know that.

That is NOT a toy you should bring back to the saferoom for Katey!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on October 4, 2010 · 11:23 PM 
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86 Responses to “I can’t take that now, daddy. It’s too early.”

  1. El_bruno on October 4th, 2010 11:28 pm

    Xeno_Bryan? So pedobear now has a name?
    I need to get more informed on the new events of the internets.

  2. Last on October 4th, 2010 11:29 pm

    Good news its a suppository

  3. Toasty on October 4th, 2010 11:38 pm

    I feel ashamed for laughing.

  4. Shatman on October 4th, 2010 11:43 pm

    I'm kinda pissed about the people in the shelter. Not one, NOT ONE thinks to ask me for my Zombrex and administer it to her fore me.

  5. Coodoo on October 4th, 2010 11:44 pm

    Train 'em young.

  6. MasqueNoMercy on October 4th, 2010 11:45 pm

    look at his hair and clothes… he might as well have candy in the other hand… someone call chris hansen!

  7. KamikazeGible on October 4th, 2010 11:49 pm

    It's not too early for Pedobear!!

  8. Saxostev on October 4th, 2010 11:57 pm

    Katey: I need a adult
    Chuck: I am a adult

  9. Pringer X on October 5th, 2010 12:01 am

    I'm gonna do something to you that you won't remember 'till you're 30.

  10. FoxyMayo on October 5th, 2010 12:05 am

    Excuse me… but…. before you go getting into some "serious father-daughter time", can I ask WHY?!

  11. Doc_ock_rokc on October 5th, 2010 12:15 am

    So What have we learned. Tigers are OK pets for 8 year olds…But this isn't a ok gift.

  12. Cypher on October 5th, 2010 12:23 am

    Give her three days, she'll cave in soon..

  13. Axel_X on October 5th, 2010 12:31 am

    Oak's words echoed…
    "There's a time and place for everything. But not now."

  14. Ataeru on October 5th, 2010 12:32 am

    I would totally laugh if she was older and "sexy" looking, but I can not laugh at this.

  15. A_Creative_Name on October 5th, 2010 1:01 am

    Annal sex is like spinach: if it's forced upon you as a child, you'll hate it as an adult.

  16. Xyxoz on October 5th, 2010 1:08 am

    "Your clothes are so small. Folding them makes me feel like a pedophile."
    -Norrin, Awkward Zombie

  17. GameboyPATH on October 5th, 2010 1:11 am

    The phrase "think of it as an adventure" comes to mind.

  18. LuckyNumberNine on October 5th, 2010 1:59 am

    "Drinking too much will make Chuck sick."

  19. Nick Soapdish on October 5th, 2010 2:08 am

    Katey will find that "being surrounded in a zombie outbreak and infected with a life threatening virus" will not be the worst thing to happen to her today.

  20. Rocker23220 on October 5th, 2010 2:36 am

    She wants to ignore his girth….

  21. Missinko009 on October 5th, 2010 4:37 am

    Well then mister smarty pants, happy birthday to you too!!! NOW, BEND OVER AND TAKE IN THE CREATIVITY!!!


  22. Marzen on October 5th, 2010 6:35 am


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  24. DCMN on October 5th, 2010 12:29 pm

    Purple? My favourite

  25. Spartan_Laser on October 5th, 2010 8:27 pm

    Chris Hanson?!? I've been set up!
    *pulls out gun and blows own brains out*

  26. Spartan_Laser on October 5th, 2010 8:28 pm

    The handyman's secret weapon!

  27. shazbot32 on October 5th, 2010 9:42 pm

    it makes it all the worse that she has her hands folded over her crotch.

    saying crotch while talking about a small child just makes me feel like a pedophile…
    on an unrelated note, how did i get to -28 epeen?

  28. Odd Troll on October 6th, 2010 5:18 pm

    my scout master had one of those. I saw him bring it into the girls cabin late at night.

  29. VJoe10[8] on October 6th, 2010 9:18 pm

    *Chuck extends neck*

  30. Zombie on October 7th, 2010 10:00 am

    Wow, in all of these comments not a one noticed how he looks like another famous sexual deviant we all know? Nobody? He was in politics? Screwed a fat chick that went on to make purses? Is married to a man disguised as a woman?
    …anybody? ._.

  31. NoChorus on November 5th, 2010 11:52 am

    Tonight, on Dateline's To Catch a Predator…

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