Well at least he pays his share of the rent on time! What’s that? He’s never paid his share ever? THAT’S IT HE’S OUT ON THE SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTREET!
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im gonna be honest
i dont get it
Play more Minecraft. Maybe then you'll understand.
A creeper is a monster in minecraft that explodes when you get near it, but before it explodes, it makes a "SSSS" noise. It gives you about a second to get the fuck away from it before it goes off. Sometimes it will make the noise and not explode.
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
boom.
I fucking lol'd.
This comic made me realize I need to increase my video game knowledge more so I can get thissssssssssssss.
Fail.
Ohgod I'm dyin' here! XD *half a heart left*
Kill him when he goes in the pool. No one will ever know.
INb4 ceiling creeper
BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP! I hate how it makes noises when you're almost deadz.
I didn't get the joke, so I googled "Minecraft Creeper" under images, and… I-I guess what I want to know is… Why is there so much porn drawn of the creeper?
its not calles a creeper its called an exploding penis.
°A° SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSUP? °V°
This must become a web-comic.
I suggest the next page should be about the spastic skeletons and their bizarrely loud ar-*stumbles into dungeon*
*THUNKTHUNKTHUNKTHUNKTHUNKTHUNKTHUNKTHUNKTHUNKTHUNK*
(That really happened once. I spawned near a hole in the ground. Didn't pay attention and fell 8 blocks down, into a dungeon full of skeletons.)
EDIT: Damn -1 creepers. Quick, rebuild those scores!
Because it's the internet…and we all know what the internet is for…
Nu-uh!
*googles minecraft creeper*
…..
Damn… he ain't-a lyin' :/
0o0 WaSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSabi? 0x0
Relevant:
http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=292
Heart you say? Relevant:
http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2010/276/6/4/ze…
RULE #34…should be RULE #1 of the internet.
Yeah, I didn't get it either until I read the commentssssssssssssssssssssss. Haha.
Speech impediment? Shy?
Ha! VGCats don't know a thing about these guys!
Someone's a tad too attached to his stuff…
Talk about an explosive orgasm…
I HATE CREEPERS. ALWAYS IN MY HOUSE AND SHIT, BLOWING UP LIKE THEY OWN THE PLACE.
ASS..SSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I will
Haha. Yeah. Why would somebody care about their expensive items and money when they have a wife and a kid to take care of? How absurd.
Hahaha. Yeah. Everyone should know about every game in existence, right?
Exactly.
Gee, his roommate sure is a…
*shade*
creeper…
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
In my dictionary: MINDFUCK.
You guyssssssssssssssssssssssss need to play Minecraft. It'ssssssssssssssssssssss and awesssssssssssssssssssome game.
Here is some help to everyone who's asking "what the hell is that thing?"
Creeper guide.
This helpful article was brought to you by Chozo: "Because i fucking know what i'm talking about."
Oh no, two comments, with the same link, and I don't know which one came first!
Sometimes I hate deja vu…
But then if you combine it with RULE #35, it won't make 69.
Ok, it's a joke right? Rule #34 won't apply to a damn creeper…
*Turns safesearch off*
OH GOD, CREEPER GOT BOOBS!?
…my hope in mankind just died.
Next Pane: SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSBOOM
…
"My f***ing base!"
MY EYES! MY EYYYYYYYYESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS*BOOM*
All my blocks are gone
I used them to build a Pantheon
But now here comes the Creeper
Oh my god, what a pain, he'll destroy everything I've strived for
We all have to fear the Creeper
I have to make my stand, But we can't fight the Creeper
He'll blow us all sky high, we have to fear the Creeper
I think I just wet my pantSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS*BOOM*
OMG MINDFUCK…YOU BASTARD!!! LMAO I never realized that!!!
FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUU
They're even more annoying if you have to play Minecraft on a computer that has no speakers.
…Like mine. :c
Trekkie Monster has taught you well.
you forgot to mention how they ruin your house and any possessions you have inside.
I don't want to sssssssssspend money.
Oh god, this reminds me of the —one time— I left my house's door open.
I walked in after mining some gold and—-
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
That comment is definitely a Fission Mailed right there.
SLENDERCREEP
I ain't even mad.
He's creeping in your apartments. Waking your people up.
Trying to splode them.
So y'all need to hide your pigs, hide your diamonds, and put your dirt blocks everywhere.
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.
How popular is minecraft? I never heard of it…
*At time of posting*
Axel_X: 6 hours ago
Missinko009: 7 hours ago
Problem SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSolved
YeSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
Now, that we're done with that, I'll go play Kingdom HeartSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS: Birth By SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSleep.
+1 for you.
I shat bricks. :(
Huh, I guess there IS a purpose to yelling "FIRST!!!" in posts…
Ceiling Creeper is watching you fap?….^~^ I no longer feel safe.
"Awesome, got Minecraft downloaded, lets start building shit!" *Proceeds to build a giant stone tower with a spiral staircase*
"sssssssss…"
"Hmm? What the hell is that?"
"ssssssssss…"
"Is that coming from my speakers? Wait is that my shower running?"
"sssssssSSSSSSSS…"
"Hmm?" *Looks down* "What the hell are-"
"SSSSSSSSSSSSS-" *BOOM-BOOM-BA-KOOM-BOOM-BASHOOM-Whole bottom portion of tower, at least an hour of work, gone in an instant*
+1'SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS all around.
i only found one… :P does this mean im lucky? or unclucky?
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That depends…
Is it hot?
http://www.4thletter.net/gavok/deadpool/55b.jpg
Vuja De!
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSShit!
I feel all expoooosed! And Di~rty!
Itssssssssssssssssssssssss free. I think…
He needs to listen to more Blue Cloyster Cult.
"Seasons don't fear the creeper
Nor do the wind, the sun or the rain..we can be like they are
Come on baby…don't fear the creeper
Baby take my hand…don't fear the creeper
We'll be able to fly…don't fear the creeper
Baby I'm your man…"
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSUPER!!
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSKKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTT!!!!
The only contradiction to that being you get gunpowder from it AND the elusive records for the jukebox only and only if you can kill that sonuva-female-dog-in-heat with an arrow fired from the damn skeletons.
WHAT ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS THISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS?
b-b-b-but… stones aren't supposed to be able to be blown up D:
nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnope.avi
so that's where link picked up that rel="nofollow">annoying line…
Good thing all I can find is rule 63… I… think?
THESE LITTLE FUCKERS BLEW UP MY SIDE OF THE ROOM AGAIN
oh yeah, that too.
Man, I want to read the rest of that comic. Deadpool vs. DareDevil? HELLS YA!!
Your stones…they are not made of steel…like my fists.
Conclusion: The internet is for porn for 4 reasons
1. Rule 34(If it exists, there is porn of it.)
2. Rule 35(If Rule 34 does not apply, it will soon)
3. 34+35=69
7. Cause.
Come on, guys.
Creepers aren't so bad.
They're just shy and think everyone's a girl!
Except when you room with then, then they are bastards
Aside from the pool. And the ladder you need to remove.
Well… it's only in alpha and the creator is already a millionaire because of that game.
You had hope in mankind?
fapfapfapfapfapfapfapSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSBoom
This comment totally didn't deserve a -21…
You finally find a diamond deposit, and spend 3 days trying to climb to the surface, and what noise do you hear right when you reach the surface?
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
It makes the noise and not goes off?
If you make enough distance from the creeper it will stop the "SSSSSdown" and get close enough to retry.
This is going to be a meme.
I just know it.
I LOVE your icon. May I ask where you got it?
yes, yes it did.
Watch out there a creep-- i mean troll around here!
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSShhhhhhh……
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS will never compare to card games on motorcySSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSss
^ you didn't deserve a 0.
BOOM!!!
Card gameSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS on motorcycleSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!?
It was a picture of a creeper holding its tits….. very horribly drawn I might add.
ssssssssssssssssssso ssssssssssssssssssssssssorry about that missssssssssssssstake let me make it up for ya with some cupcakesssssssssssssssssssssss
I'VE GOT BLOCKS OF STEEL!
STEEL!
STEEL!
google and photoshop :/
Good thing the creeper didn’t install that new Spawner in the bathroom.