Well the crime rate’s down at least! Although that might be from everyone getting the hell out of that town…
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on October 1, 2010 · 3:12 AM 
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34 Responses to “[VIDEO] The Mayor of SimCity”

  1. DM1293 on October 1st, 2010 4:03 am

    Why not? Its got Award-Winning Healthcare.

    …then again, its America…so thats not hard…

  2. DM1293 on October 1st, 2010 4:05 am

    Vote Ed Ward for Mayor!

    …screw that, vote him for president!


  3. Dracojounin7 on October 1st, 2010 4:52 am

    That and the quality of hair gel.

  4. NekoKnight on October 1st, 2010 5:00 am

    People of Sim City, this is Mayor Evil. If you don't re-elect me in the next 48 hours I will fire a nuclear war-head (that I just stole) into the center of the earth which will cause "liquid magma" to flow out of the nearby volcanoes. This "magma" will cover the city turning all the residents into crispy critters. ESPECIALLY the ones in the maternity ward.

    Sharks with laser beams on their heads will also be unleashed into ball-bins in McDonalds throughout the city.
    /raises evil pinky finger to mouth. MUHAHA HAHAHA HAAA. *Ahem* … We can still do that right? Come on my City Council of Evil, throw me a freakin’ bone.

  5. Sir_Nox on October 1st, 2010 5:26 am

    And yet everybody tries to assassinate the halfway decent politicians…what's wrong with the world?

  6. Annonith on October 1st, 2010 5:53 am

    This guy is probably using my avatar as his election poster.

  7. Nick Soapdish on October 1st, 2010 6:08 am

    He looks like such a nice young man, even with the repeated threats to kill us all.

  8. Pearcer on October 1st, 2010 6:10 am

    this is going to be a close match as not only is Ed Ward running for mayor, so is Captain Falcon, Gary Oak AND The Stay Puft Marshmallow Man!

  9. Marzen on October 1st, 2010 6:54 am


    *watches the town crumble around him as it reforms*

  10. Marzen on October 1st, 2010 6:55 am

    *votes for Jaws*

  11. Axel_X on October 1st, 2010 10:27 am

    Why do I get the feeling Sim City is the past version of the city of Townsville?

    Giant lizard attacks, natural disasters happening frequently, superpowers…nah that's just silly.

  12. Potatotube on October 1st, 2010 11:09 am

    And Thus Fallout was created…

  13. demospyro on October 1st, 2010 11:36 am

    We must construct additional PYLONS!

  14. ArmyOfMidgets on October 1st, 2010 1:08 pm

    Looks like that city is even worse than…

    *puts on shades*

    It Sims.


  15. 0wire0 on October 1st, 2010 1:47 pm

    You can't cut back on my campaign funding!! You will regret this!!!

  16. dope92 on October 1st, 2010 1:54 pm


    i would win this election cause i know of an even worse threat

    total annihilation (sim city 4) or my falcon clones

  17. smartmonkey on October 1st, 2010 2:21 pm

    If you guy vote for me i promise that there will be delicious cake for everyone.

  18. Shatman on October 1st, 2010 9:10 pm

    King Dodongo, being a load-bearing boss, always ran on a similar platform. He'd off himself if he ever lost.

  19. JboneDRS on October 2nd, 2010 2:45 am

    he didn't mention putting any gnomes anywhere, i don't think i can be happy now.

  20. TheAceOfSkulls on October 3rd, 2010 2:15 pm

    Ah, Candlejack, the greatest creation we've every made.

    … Nothing? Man, he must really be slacking off tod

  21. NekoKnight on October 3rd, 2010 3:27 pm

    Fund it.

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