Haha whut? That’s crazy! Five dollars for a newspaper?!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on September 28, 2010 · 11:53 AM
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Did you know the site has over 4,000 video game themed lolz?
It's just wrong……
….I mean, there are no flying cars in year 2456? Blasphemy!
How… How would you tax a cock?
A previous headline: My Cock is on the Rise!
What is this "Newspaper" you speak of? And can you download porn on it?
Ok, i've already seen members post the exactly same comment i was going to post, but this time SHAWN did it.
Damn it, i need a metal helmet…
Sad news today, as My Cock was entering orbit it prematurely released dropping at an accelerated rate towards Earth's crust. We will remember the lives of all the people who rode My Cock.
*cue sad trumpet music*
Only in 2456 do Newspapers cost more than Power Lines.
Looks like Team Cocket is blasting off agaaaaaaaaaainnnn *bling*
Wait! Could this be a tie in with Kirby?!
The chilly weather might make My Cock shrink down….
I hope that chilly weather doesn't make My Cock shrink down!
…..ya, I'm not even gonna try getting around that one
My Cock Wins Gold… in a cock fight!
Don't get too cocky, Star Fox!
My cock's Fear factor
I lol'd
Ooh, "Tornado Twirls Grozny". That sure sounds like an awful STD.
Don't get too cocky.
…I apologize in advance for that.
I believe there is a -1 troll going around.
Sadly no. You see, a "newspaper" was once a type of newsite, only printed out and delievered door to door (similar to an RL RSS). It had several different sites on it as well. A proto-craigslist known as "personal ads" were included, as well as not very funny, but still chuckleworthy webcomics, only they were known as just comics. You could also play a few apps known as "crosswords" and "sudoku" which played just like their online counterparts, only without a way of telling you were wrong whilst playing (you had to find the answer sheet instead. Sometimes it was printed in the next issue).
It costs $400,000 to download porn…for twelve seconds.
These -1 trolls sure are getting pretty cocky.
…No pun intended.
I bet this page is full of…
*shades*
cocky people who think they are funny.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Such a dick.
Looks like my cock is blasting off again!
A previous headline: Earth is pulling My Cock in!
Uh-Oh, the weather report calls for chilly weather. Guess My Cock won't be 'rising' into space anytime soon after all.
RETICULATING SPLINES, FUCKERS
Halolz rule #1
We're doing it right.
hold on Johnny, we're going to the mooooooooooonnnnnn
(on a one-windowed rocket, of course)
I wrote that before posting, so technically it's in advance for me.