My Cock Blasts Off!

Haha whut? That’s crazy! Five dollars for a newspaper?!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on September 28, 2010 · 11:53 AM 
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58 Responses to “My Cock Blasts Off!”

  1. Vlauer on September 28th, 2010 11:58 am

    It's just wrong……

    ….I mean, there are no flying cars in year 2456? Blasphemy!

  2. Squikker2001 on September 28th, 2010 12:06 pm

    How… How would you tax a cock?

  3. GameboyPATH on September 28th, 2010 12:08 pm

    A previous headline: My Cock is on the Rise!

  4. Dr.Panda on September 28th, 2010 12:09 pm

    What is this "Newspaper" you speak of? And can you download porn on it?

  5. Mentlegen on September 28th, 2010 12:17 pm

    Ok, i've already seen members post the exactly same comment i was going to post, but this time SHAWN did it.

    Damn it, i need a metal helmet…

  6. demospyro on September 28th, 2010 12:20 pm

    Sad news today, as My Cock was entering orbit it prematurely released dropping at an accelerated rate towards Earth's crust. We will remember the lives of all the people who rode My Cock.

    *cue sad trumpet music*

  7. Link4all on September 28th, 2010 12:32 pm

    Only in 2456 do Newspapers cost more than Power Lines.

  8. AubviusTroll on September 28th, 2010 12:40 pm

    Looks like Team Cocket is blasting off agaaaaaaaaaainnnn *bling*

  9. Axel_X on September 28th, 2010 12:43 pm

    Wait! Could this be a tie in with Kirby?!

  10. WeegeeDoll on September 28th, 2010 12:52 pm

    The chilly weather might make My Cock shrink down….

  11. FungiGamer on September 28th, 2010 12:54 pm

    I hope that chilly weather doesn't make My Cock shrink down!

    …..ya, I'm not even gonna try getting around that one

  12. Shawn Handyside on September 28th, 2010 12:56 pm

    My Cock Wins Gold… in a cock fight!

  13. Hejiru on September 28th, 2010 1:02 pm

    Don't get too cocky, Star Fox!

  14. meinmattias on September 28th, 2010 1:16 pm

    Ooh, cool. In the future you can get access to newspapers through your computer!

    Wait…

  15. MrRaccoon on September 28th, 2010 1:39 pm

    My cock's Fear factor
    I lol'd

  16. Mythrrinthael on September 28th, 2010 1:46 pm

    Ooh, "Tornado Twirls Grozny". That sure sounds like an awful STD.

  17. Roflcopter419 on September 28th, 2010 2:04 pm

    Don't get too cocky.

    …I apologize in advance for that.

  18. supreme_slayer on September 28th, 2010 2:07 pm

    I believe there is a -1 troll going around.

  19. TheAceOfSkulls on September 28th, 2010 2:22 pm

    Sadly no. You see, a "newspaper" was once a type of newsite, only printed out and delievered door to door (similar to an RL RSS). It had several different sites on it as well. A proto-craigslist known as "personal ads" were included, as well as not very funny, but still chuckleworthy webcomics, only they were known as just comics. You could also play a few apps known as "crosswords" and "sudoku" which played just like their online counterparts, only without a way of telling you were wrong whilst playing (you had to find the answer sheet instead. Sometimes it was printed in the next issue).

  20. Axel_X on September 28th, 2010 2:23 pm

    It costs $400,000 to download porn…for twelve seconds.

  21. vatonnage on September 28th, 2010 2:36 pm

    These -1 trolls sure are getting pretty cocky.
    …No pun intended.

  22. sUm GuY w/ Pi on September 28th, 2010 2:52 pm

    I bet this page is full of…
    *shades*
    cocky people who think they are funny.
    YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

  23. GameboyPATH on September 28th, 2010 4:28 pm

    Such a dick.

  24. codemaster525 on September 28th, 2010 5:02 pm

    Looks like my cock is blasting off again!

  25. DM1293 on September 28th, 2010 5:16 pm

    A previous headline: Earth is pulling My Cock in!

  26. Sir_Nox on September 28th, 2010 5:37 pm

    Uh-Oh, the weather report calls for chilly weather. Guess My Cock won't be 'rising' into space anytime soon after all.

  27. Marzen on September 28th, 2010 5:41 pm

    RETICULATING SPLINES, FUCKERS

  28. Miketuu on September 28th, 2010 9:21 pm

    Halolz rule #1
    We're doing it right.

  29. Spartan_Laser on September 28th, 2010 10:35 pm

    hold on Johnny, we're going to the mooooooooooonnnnnn

    (on a one-windowed rocket, of course)

  30. Roflcopter419 on September 28th, 2010 11:28 pm

    I wrote that before posting, so technically it's in advance for me.

  31. Fhantinabox on September 29th, 2010 6:17 am

    What do you expect? Mycock is in the top ten percentage of Rattata!!

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