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I told ya don’t touch that darn’d thing! MP3 version included because I like it even more than the original video!
By Shippiddge, submitted by several people.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on September 17, 2010 · 12:36 AM
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Don't Sap That.
This remix is…erm…Super Freaky.
(+1s to those who know what I"m getting at).
That reminds me of DJ Hero. That "Can't Touch This/Ice Ice Baby" mashup should've been called "Superfreak/Under Pressure"
STOP…
OVERTIME.
+1 to both of you because I got both of the comments
Hey look a spy… KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!
except for you, you can sap that
Giggity
*Pyro brings out Homewrecker*
Stop. Hammertime.
As did I. I was listening to the radio the other day, and I think "Ice Ice Baby" came on. But then I hear a different melody, so I think, "Oh, it's 'Under Pressure'"
For the spy, it's Sapper Time.
This lacks too much of nopes and elongated necks.
The Engineer's actual Nope aren't his original Nopes.
Am a sad kitty :(
My-my-my-my wrench will hit you, so hard
All your levels will go up
Unless you're a bloody spy
Stop or else I'll make you die
This is a very touching song.
It's a very funky song.
The kind you don't take home to mother.
I'm Rick James bitch!
don't touch that
don't touch that
don't touch that
don't touch that
My, my, my sentry hits so hard
Makes you say "Oh my Lord"
Thank you for building me
a dispenser and two sentry's
It feels good, when you know you down
A uber med hits the ground
And I told you as such
And this device, uh, you shouldn't touch
I told you demoboy (don't touch that)
Yeah, that's how we playing and you know (don't touch that)
Look at me spy, (don't touch that)
Yo, let me bust the funky lyrics (don't touch that)
Can't let you touch that, darn thing.
(Geddit? It's funny because they share voice actors… I'll shut up now.)
Not bad…but I think the line should be
"A dispenser and two tele's".
Yo, I told you (You don't touch that)
Why you standing there, man? (don't touch that)
Yo, start the round the game is on, sucka (don't touch that)
give me a scout or a spy
Make 'em sweat, that's what I'm giving 'em
Now, they know
You talking about the engineer you talking about a show
OVERT—Y'KNOW WHAT. Im sick of saying that.
SUDDEN DEATH!
This reminds me…
I'm the pyro's accountant , and none of you folks paid for your spy checks yet.
I'll give you guys another 2minutes to subscribe, or we'll kill you.
No seriously, we'll f**king do it
I want to finish this so bad but im stuck.
so halolz group project time maybe?
I was think about using teleporters later on
A RED TROLL IS IN THE BASE. PROTECT THE EPEEN!
BEAWOOO BEAWOOO!
INTRUIDER ALERT!
-1 TROLL IN THE BASE!
*Throwing +1's everywhere* YO A LITTLE HELP HERE!
It touches on many topics relative to our interests.
DOUBLE SENTRIES ALL THE WAY
'CROSS THE MAP
YEAH, YEAAAAAAH
SO INTENSE
I'm not really all that creative, but you might want to use these two lines later on
The guns? Legit
Either frag hard, or you might just (rage)quit
Personally, i thought of "STOP. SENTRYTIME", but you were first to win the caek.
You know, I was wondering… do they have the EXACT same tune?
My team sucks, we got no Troll Checkers.
Well, +1 incoming!
Mah-mah-mah-mah wrench hit spies so hard
Makes then say oh mon dieu!
"Damn you for criting me!"
I told you frenchboy
You can't touch this.
erectin' a +1 dispenser!
Da-dundun-dadadundun. Da-dundun-dadadundun-dadun.
Looks like someone hadn't untrolled you guys yet.
How many times has this happened to you? You try to erect your +1 dispenser, only to have it sapped by a -1 troll. Well now there's hope my friend!
Introducing Troll Check! The patented formula guaranteed to keep your +1s intact. Here's how it works:
Step 1: A group of our professional +1ers will come to your comment after it's posted.
Step 2: Using the patented clicking procedure, our +1ers will add a protective buffer of +1s to your comment.
Step 3: When a -1 troll thumbs-down your comment, he'll instantly be replaced by a wave of +1s, rendering him incapable of lowering your score!
Step 4: You go on to live a happy life with your fully intact e-peen and profit many lulz!
and that's what ya get for touchin' that!
Still don't believe him? Listen to these testimonials.
Engineer: Yeah, whenever I was trying to get my Epeen up, some spy would come along, wearing his damn troll mask, and SAP MY EPEEN! But now with patented Troll Checkers, my Epeen has never been bigger! My wife loves me. Would love me. ….okay I don't have a wife. IM SO LONELY—*KSSH*
Soldier: -1 Trolls? In MY HALOLZ!? Not on MY watch! *CROCKETS*
Sniper: I used to worry about my Epeen after I took the pills Saxton Hale gave me to increase my kidneys by 3 times their size. But now with Troll Check, I worry no more about -1's. *BACKSTAB*
Spy: Naturally…Troll Check is not valid on any other troll aside from a -1 Troll. *Spy Crabs away*
ResultsmayvarynotvalidinCanadaTheUKorAsiaorthirtyofthefiftyUnitedStates
Therearenorefundsforvariedresultsshippingandhandlingextraandnotall
Peoplewillgiveyou+1'ssuppliesarelimitedsocalltoday!
Stand aside son. Let's see +1, +1, +1, uh… +1!
WHAT DOES IT MEAN?!?!
Hetalia…on the ads….
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-
I did notice that. I even printed out the whole screencap, dancing kitteh intact, framed it, glossed it, placed some glass for protection, hanged it on the wall and add solid gold to the sides.
C'=
WHY THE FUCK AM I NOT FOLLOWING YOU! <l:V
If my sister wasn't listening to the shit music in the world right now, This would be much more enjoyable.
NEED A NOPE HERE. :U
Umad?
My otaku side is quite infuriated. The rest of me, no.
SO MANY TROLLS
You don't follow me. I follow you. With a knife.
wait there was a contest for caek that i didnt know about NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
+1 +1 +1 +1 +1 -1 +1, wait, SON OF A
Hmmm…WHAT COULD IT POSSIBLY MEAN?????????????
i dont know what to thin -1 or +1?GAHHH!!!ill leave it alone
ITS STARTING TO LOOK LIKE A TRIPLE CONCURB- oh no wait, wrong comment.
(cops show up)why are the cops here we are trained for this.
Nice clever comment!(reads Dimomarg's mind)dont touch that gun!
(pyro walks by)
Me:errrrr whats your name?
pyro:(silence)
me:SPY!!!
(engie walks next to pyro and kills spyro)
Me&engie:O_O
(spy trys to back stab me)
engie:NOPE(hits spy with his wrench)I told you not to touch that darned thing.
FIRE! FIRE! DON'T LET EM THROUGH!
Excuse me gentlemen. Did any of you kill a RED Troll on the way here? Then we still have a TROLLOLOLOLOLOLOLO!!!
SHIPPIDDGE SHIPPIDDGE! BURGER BURGER! CRUMPET CRUMPET! NAybody whohas watched the Beans Trailer will get this.
-Follows with a set of chopsticks-
Dang! Deploy it now!
So in other words, this is one comment you can't touch?
….PLEASE Vosur. This is getting AWKWARD.
Yeah, you're right. -Tosses the chopsticks away with a shrug- I should've used this! -Holds up a Jarate jar-
You can't cap this!
This was made in 30 minutes as an ad for "Spy Check".
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