The Path of Most Resistance

Huh. I guess there’s a reason Terran’s are slowly going extinct…
Another awesome Hejibits comic by John Kleckner, submitted by Masterluigi452

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on September 12, 2010 · 1:55 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (334 votes, average: 4.72 out of 5)
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74 Responses to “The Path of Most Resistance”

  1. Mr Plen on September 12th, 2010 1:59 pm

    You want a piece of me, boy?

  2. spikkle on September 12th, 2010 2:02 pm

    REAL MEN take the fight to the enemy, YEEEEEAAAAAH.

    It''s not a bug, it's a FEATURE.

  3. DrGary_Nope on September 12th, 2010 2:04 pm

    Looks like his decision was
    *shades*
    Outstanding!
    YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

  4. AuraMaster on September 12th, 2010 2:11 pm

    There's a reason right path is the road less traveled.

  5. BurnoutSpartan on September 12th, 2010 2:16 pm

    Marine: I feel like I could take on all the Zergs myself.
    Kerrigan: Really? 'Cause that would be awesome. Hey, everyone, he says he's got this one.
    Marine: You know it, bitches!
    [see comic]

    +100000 to who ever gets the reference

  6. Roflcopter419 on September 12th, 2010 2:23 pm

    Hooray for artificial stupidity.

  7. Leo E. on September 12th, 2010 2:26 pm

    Dammit, I was gonna do that! D:

    Family Guy parody of Star Wars V.

    *grudgingly clicks +1*

  8. Cypher on September 12th, 2010 2:29 pm

    I'm pretty sure at least one of those Collosi wants to be friends.

  9. Leo E. on September 12th, 2010 2:31 pm
  10. Matterisgood on September 12th, 2010 2:31 pm

    *cough*
    it'satrap
    *cough*

  11. TheRedGrunt on September 12th, 2010 2:47 pm

    Family Guy's Something Something Something Dark Side.

  12. DrGary_Nope on September 12th, 2010 2:50 pm

    I got thumbed down for that? :C

  13. MrRaccoon on September 12th, 2010 2:52 pm

    Other Marines on base:
    He hasn't returned yet… heck yeah, that must be the way
    *Last words of a entire Terran Batallion*

  14. AbrohamLincoln on September 12th, 2010 2:54 pm

    And that is the story of about every single unit you have lost in any RTS game ever.

  15. Histomen on September 12th, 2010 3:06 pm

    Everyone knows all he had to do was stim to take out the Collosi
    Damn OP Marines….

  16. truegentleman on September 12th, 2010 3:07 pm

    Well, at least he died instantly. You don't even WANT to know what happened to the start-game scout SCV…

  17. Vlauer on September 12th, 2010 3:08 pm

    I don't get teh joke.

    I mean, he got them surrounded! AND outnumbered!

  18. KamikazeGible on September 12th, 2010 3:14 pm

    I would have found it funnier if the last panel wasn't included, but no complaints.
    And if you're gonna send someone out to fight a million enemies alone, you should AT LEAST send Captain Falcon.

  19. DrRickRollins on September 12th, 2010 3:23 pm

    there is no cow level.

  20. MrRaccoon on September 12th, 2010 3:26 pm

    But that wouldn't be fair… for the enemies

  21. Kirby_Emprer on September 12th, 2010 3:33 pm
  22. Missinko009 on September 12th, 2010 3:48 pm

    Trolls…they're everywhere…but they seem to like to spawn here for some reason…IDK why.

  23. Combatbeaver on September 12th, 2010 3:56 pm
  24. Marzen on September 12th, 2010 3:59 pm

    Marine doesn't say all those things in Starcraft 2 I believe.
    And those Colossi aren't in Starcraft 1…

    PARADOX

  25. Rocker23220 on September 12th, 2010 4:49 pm

    If only I could have gotten here in time, I could've gotten +100000…..

    Well played, worthy adversaries

    +1

  26. Barry Allen on September 12th, 2010 5:25 pm

    Time to give everyone… +1'S ON MOTORCYCLES!!!

  27. Jade Catima on September 12th, 2010 5:30 pm

    +1's on motorcycles??

  28. Spartan_Laser on September 12th, 2010 5:32 pm

    Damn, beat me to it: but it was Dak!!!

  29. DM1293 on September 12th, 2010 5:43 pm

    Artificial Intelligence: Because thinking for yourself instead of using a series of 0's and 1's is for stupid people.

  30. DM1293 on September 12th, 2010 5:45 pm

    It looks like that marine was…DISARMED.

    ….*tumbleweed*

    "I GET IT"

    Shut up Nappa.

  31. NekoKnight on September 12th, 2010 5:47 pm

    The irony of the dark universe of SC is the in-game commanders have as much concern for the lives of their men as the actual players have for units in a video game.

    "Five years ago, I lost 30,000 men in the blink of an eye… and the world just fuckin' watched. That said, now that we have Reactors on our Barracks it's not a problem, lolololol"

  32. HadouKirby on September 12th, 2010 5:47 pm

    This just in: +1's ON MOTORCYCLES!

  33. Anonymous_Anon on September 12th, 2010 5:55 pm
  34. SoupyTwist1 on September 12th, 2010 6:21 pm

    They do actually, clearly you don't play Terran enough. Maybe you have too much self respect.

  35. Mentlegen on September 12th, 2010 6:37 pm

    I'm pretty sure this should be under the "Overkill" tag.

  36. DrRickRollins on September 12th, 2010 6:49 pm

    +1 On Motor CYCLES?

  37. dope92 on September 12th, 2010 6:58 pm

    dude im all firebats..

    "need a light?"

  38. dope92 on September 12th, 2010 6:59 pm

    wait…

    is this a repost? ive seen this before

  39. DrRickRollins on September 12th, 2010 7:04 pm

    The left side doesn't fare any better though…Lurkers are all burrowed

  40. Rocker23220 on September 12th, 2010 7:15 pm

    +1'S ON MOTORCYCLES!!!!!!!!

  41. Alpar on September 12th, 2010 7:38 pm

    I'm pretty sure our Marine friend had one confident Stim Pack too many…

  42. Histomen on September 12th, 2010 7:57 pm

    +1 on motor bikes?

  43. tmotom on September 12th, 2010 9:42 pm

    POWER OVERWHELMING!!!! POWER OVERWHELMING!!!!!!!!!!!!! NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Aww crap… this is Starcraft 2….

  44. smashpro1 on September 12th, 2010 10:09 pm

    +1 on Wheelie Bikes!

  45. Mr Plen on September 12th, 2010 10:14 pm

    +1 on Scooter Bikes!

  46. MasterLuigi452 on September 12th, 2010 10:54 pm

    +1 on Circus Bikes!!

  47. MasterLuigi452 on September 12th, 2010 10:56 pm

    Hey Shawn!
    Don't forget to credit me!
    I'm the one who found and posted on the CoF Forum!

  48. meinmattias on September 13th, 2010 12:16 am

    A.I. in this case stands for "Artificial Idiocy."

  49. Shatman on September 13th, 2010 12:46 am

    I fail to see the problem with his actions.

  50. DM1293 on September 13th, 2010 1:09 am

    AND he was armed and ready.

  51. Ivan102 on September 13th, 2010 1:15 am

    Every FUCKIN' time…

  52. DM1293 on September 13th, 2010 1:16 am

    Clearly they were outclassed.

    The marine just forgot to take the safety off his gun.

  53. darkdan1100 on September 13th, 2010 3:17 am

    +1 for the DBZ abridged reference!

  54. Tael on September 13th, 2010 3:45 am

    ah, still in the -100's tmotom? I'll help right it. Might be time to start a +1 on motorcycles comment, they always work.

  55. Tael on September 13th, 2010 3:57 am

    Cant let you do that, paradox!

  56. cAlTh3MAd on September 13th, 2010 5:10 am

    MAKE IT STOOOOOP!! D:

    …while on motorcycles.

  57. cAlTh3MAd on September 13th, 2010 5:11 am

    Choice, choices…

    Sadly we all can't choose the correct one :|

  58. rory_m on September 13th, 2010 7:27 am

    When I saw the title I thought it would be about resistance on ps3…then I realized halolz only posts about games

  59. YourPalHal on September 13th, 2010 7:37 am

    Fish?

  60. Leo E. on September 13th, 2010 8:37 am

    I came.

  61. Leo E. on September 13th, 2010 8:40 am

    …To this reply thread. To say this.

    +1S ON MOTORCYCLES!

  62. Not_anon on September 13th, 2010 9:14 am

    EVERYTHING IN THE ON MOTORCYCLES

  63. Jade Catima on September 13th, 2010 12:06 pm

    MOTORCYCLES ON MOTORCYCLES

  64. Totema on September 13th, 2010 1:29 pm

    Why do I get the feeling that the first panel is some kind of Duke Nukem reference?

  65. PaladinVance on September 13th, 2010 2:13 pm

    in b4 xzibit

  66. Barry Allen on September 13th, 2010 5:14 pm

    1's ON MOTORCYCLES?!?

  67. Kirby_Emprer on September 13th, 2010 6:55 pm

    what are you talking abo-…. i got +17? how?

  68. Barry Allen on September 13th, 2010 9:12 pm

    Never doubt +1'S ON MOTORCYCLES!!!

  69. Kirby_Emprer on September 14th, 2010 2:03 am

    no offense but is that the only thing you ever say? XD

  70. BlackSoulBlade on September 15th, 2010 8:43 am

    That was some terrible, terrible damage right there

  71. BlackSoulBlade on September 15th, 2010 8:44 am

    +1S ON MOTOR BIKES!

  72. Darth54killer on September 16th, 2010 7:00 pm

    No one wants to be a marines friend, They get even get a late night date with a medic, and we arn't blamming the zerg for this one.

  73. Spartan_Laser on September 17th, 2010 12:51 pm

    I take it that he was playing against Gary Motherfucking Oak

  74. falco090 on September 20th, 2010 1:58 am

    ikr? Thats why you can't leave this game unattended…

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