Huh. I guess there’s a reason Terran’s are slowly going extinct…
Another awesome Hejibits comic by John Kleckner, submitted by Masterluigi452
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Categories: Artistic, Bad Ideas, Blizzard, Failure, Irony, Lasers, Sequential Art, Starcraft · Leave a comment (74 Comments) |
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(334 votes, average: 4.72 out of 5)






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You want a piece of me, boy?
REAL MEN take the fight to the enemy, YEEEEEAAAAAH.
It''s not a bug, it's a FEATURE.
Looks like his decision was
*shades*
Outstanding!
YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
There's a reason right path is the road less traveled.
Marine: I feel like I could take on all the Zergs myself.
Kerrigan: Really? 'Cause that would be awesome. Hey, everyone, he says he's got this one.
Marine: You know it, bitches!
[see comic]
+100000 to who ever gets the reference
Hooray for artificial stupidity.
Dammit, I was gonna do that! D:
Family Guy parody of Star Wars V.
*grudgingly clicks +1*
I'm pretty sure at least one of those Collosi wants to be friends.
What is love? It's not a defect, it's a feature.
*cough*
it'satrap
*cough*
Family Guy's Something Something Something Dark Side.
I got thumbed down for that? :C
Other Marines on base:
He hasn't returned yet… heck yeah, that must be the way
*Last words of a entire Terran Batallion*
And that is the story of about every single unit you have lost in any RTS game ever.
Everyone knows all he had to do was stim to take out the Collosi
Damn OP Marines….
Well, at least he died instantly. You don't even WANT to know what happened to the start-game scout SCV…
I don't get teh joke.
I mean, he got them surrounded! AND outnumbered!
I would have found it funnier if the last panel wasn't included, but no complaints.
And if you're gonna send someone out to fight a million enemies alone, you should AT LEAST send Captain Falcon.
there is no cow level.
But that wouldn't be fair… for the enemies
rel="nofollow">its not his fault. :c
Trolls…they're everywhere…but they seem to like to spawn here for some reason…IDK why.
Meanwhile at the zerg camp…
Marine doesn't say all those things in Starcraft 2 I believe.
And those Colossi aren't in Starcraft 1…
PARADOX
If only I could have gotten here in time, I could've gotten +100000…..
Well played, worthy adversaries
+1
Time to give everyone… +1'S ON MOTORCYCLES!!!
+1's on motorcycles??
Damn, beat me to it: but it was Dak!!!
Artificial Intelligence: Because thinking for yourself instead of using a series of 0's and 1's is for stupid people.
It looks like that marine was…DISARMED.
….*tumbleweed*
"I GET IT"
Shut up Nappa.
The irony of the dark universe of SC is the in-game commanders have as much concern for the lives of their men as the actual players have for units in a video game.
"Five years ago, I lost 30,000 men in the blink of an eye… and the world just fuckin' watched. That said, now that we have Reactors on our Barracks it's not a problem, lolololol"
This just in: +1's ON MOTORCYCLES!
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They do actually, clearly you don't play Terran enough. Maybe you have too much self respect.
I'm pretty sure this should be under the "Overkill" tag.
+1 On Motor CYCLES?
dude im all firebats..
"need a light?"
wait…
is this a repost? ive seen this before
The left side doesn't fare any better though…Lurkers are all burrowed
+1'S ON MOTORCYCLES!!!!!!!!
I'm pretty sure our Marine friend had one confident Stim Pack too many…
+1 on motor bikes?
POWER OVERWHELMING!!!! POWER OVERWHELMING!!!!!!!!!!!!! NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Aww crap… this is Starcraft 2….
+1 on Wheelie Bikes!
+1 on Scooter Bikes!
+1 on Circus Bikes!!
Hey Shawn!
Don't forget to credit me!
I'm the one who found and posted on the CoF Forum!
A.I. in this case stands for "Artificial Idiocy."
I fail to see the problem with his actions.
AND he was armed and ready.
Every FUCKIN' time…
Clearly they were outclassed.
The marine just forgot to take the safety off his gun.
+1 for the DBZ abridged reference!
ah, still in the -100's tmotom? I'll help right it. Might be time to start a +1 on motorcycles comment, they always work.
Cant let you do that, paradox!
MAKE IT STOOOOOP!! D:
…while on motorcycles.
Choice, choices…
Sadly we all can't choose the correct one :|
When I saw the title I thought it would be about resistance on ps3…then I realized halolz only posts about games
Fish?
I came.
…To this reply thread. To say this.
+1S ON MOTORCYCLES!
EVERYTHING IN THE ON MOTORCYCLES
MOTORCYCLES ON MOTORCYCLES
Why do I get the feeling that the first panel is some kind of Duke Nukem reference?
in b4 xzibit
1's ON MOTORCYCLES?!?
what are you talking abo-…. i got +17? how?
Never doubt +1'S ON MOTORCYCLES!!!
no offense but is that the only thing you ever say? XD
That was some terrible, terrible damage right there
+1S ON MOTOR BIKES!
No one wants to be a marines friend, They get even get a late night date with a medic, and we arn't blamming the zerg for this one.
I take it that he was playing against Gary Motherfucking Oak
ikr? Thats why you can't leave this game unattended…