The Path of Most Resistance

Huh. I guess there’s a reason Terran’s are slowly going extinct…
Another awesome Hejibits comic by John Kleckner, submitted by Masterluigi452

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on September 12, 2010 · 1:55 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (335 votes, average: 4.72 out of 5)
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Artistic, Bad Ideas, Blizzard, Failure, Irony, Lasers, Sequential Art, Starcraft

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74 Responses to “The Path of Most Resistance”

  1. Mr Plen on September 12th, 2010 1:59 pm

    You want a piece of me, boy?

  2. spikkle on September 12th, 2010 2:02 pm

    REAL MEN take the fight to the enemy, YEEEEEAAAAAH.

    It''s not a bug, it's a FEATURE.

  3. DrGary_Nope on September 12th, 2010 2:04 pm

    Looks like his decision was
    *shades*
    Outstanding!
    YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

  4. AuraMaster on September 12th, 2010 2:11 pm

    There's a reason right path is the road less traveled.

  5. BurnoutSpartan on September 12th, 2010 2:16 pm

    Marine: I feel like I could take on all the Zergs myself.
    Kerrigan: Really? 'Cause that would be awesome. Hey, everyone, he says he's got this one.
    Marine: You know it, bitches!
    [see comic]

    +100000 to who ever gets the reference

  6. Roflcopter419 on September 12th, 2010 2:23 pm

    Hooray for artificial stupidity.

  7. Cypher on September 12th, 2010 2:29 pm

    I'm pretty sure at least one of those Collosi wants to be friends.

  8. Matterisgood on September 12th, 2010 2:31 pm

    *cough*
    it'satrap
    *cough*

  9. MrRaccoon on September 12th, 2010 2:52 pm

    Other Marines on base:
    He hasn't returned yet… heck yeah, that must be the way
    *Last words of a entire Terran Batallion*

  10. AbrohamLincoln on September 12th, 2010 2:54 pm

    And that is the story of about every single unit you have lost in any RTS game ever.

  11. Histomen on September 12th, 2010 3:06 pm

    Everyone knows all he had to do was stim to take out the Collosi
    Damn OP Marines….

  12. truegentleman on September 12th, 2010 3:07 pm

    Well, at least he died instantly. You don't even WANT to know what happened to the start-game scout SCV…

  13. Vlauer on September 12th, 2010 3:08 pm

    I don't get teh joke.

    I mean, he got them surrounded! AND outnumbered!

  14. KamikazeGible on September 12th, 2010 3:14 pm

    I would have found it funnier if the last panel wasn't included, but no complaints.
    And if you're gonna send someone out to fight a million enemies alone, you should AT LEAST send Captain Falcon.

  15. DrRickRollins on September 12th, 2010 3:23 pm

    there is no cow level.

  16. Kirby_Emprer on September 12th, 2010 3:33 pm
  17. Combatbeaver on September 12th, 2010 3:56 pm
  18. Marzen on September 12th, 2010 3:59 pm

    Marine doesn't say all those things in Starcraft 2 I believe.
    And those Colossi aren't in Starcraft 1…

    PARADOX

  19. DM1293 on September 12th, 2010 5:45 pm

    It looks like that marine was…DISARMED.

    ….*tumbleweed*

    "I GET IT"

    Shut up Nappa.

  20. NekoKnight on September 12th, 2010 5:47 pm

    The irony of the dark universe of SC is the in-game commanders have as much concern for the lives of their men as the actual players have for units in a video game.

    "Five years ago, I lost 30,000 men in the blink of an eye… and the world just fuckin' watched. That said, now that we have Reactors on our Barracks it's not a problem, lolololol"

  21. Anonymous_Anon on September 12th, 2010 5:55 pm
  22. Mentlegen on September 12th, 2010 6:37 pm

    I'm pretty sure this should be under the "Overkill" tag.

  23. dope92 on September 12th, 2010 6:59 pm

    wait…

    is this a repost? ive seen this before

  24. Alpar on September 12th, 2010 7:38 pm

    I'm pretty sure our Marine friend had one confident Stim Pack too many…

  25. tmotom on September 12th, 2010 9:42 pm

    POWER OVERWHELMING!!!! POWER OVERWHELMING!!!!!!!!!!!!! NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Aww crap… this is Starcraft 2….

  26. MasterLuigi452 on September 12th, 2010 10:56 pm

    Hey Shawn!
    Don't forget to credit me!
    I'm the one who found and posted on the CoF Forum!

  27. meinmattias on September 13th, 2010 12:16 am

    A.I. in this case stands for "Artificial Idiocy."

  28. Shatman on September 13th, 2010 12:46 am

    I fail to see the problem with his actions.

  29. Ivan102 on September 13th, 2010 1:15 am

    Every FUCKIN' time…

  30. cAlTh3MAd on September 13th, 2010 5:11 am

    Choice, choices…

    Sadly we all can't choose the correct one :|

  31. rory_m on September 13th, 2010 7:27 am

    When I saw the title I thought it would be about resistance on ps3…then I realized halolz only posts about games

  32. Totema on September 13th, 2010 1:29 pm

    Why do I get the feeling that the first panel is some kind of Duke Nukem reference?

  33. Spartan_Laser on September 17th, 2010 12:51 pm

    I take it that he was playing against Gary Motherfucking Oak

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