Engineer ain’t the only guy who can stretch a neck around here!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on September 10, 2010 · 1:34 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (201 votes, average: 3.93 out of 5)
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73 Responses to “[VIDEO] Ignored”

  1. Mitch Match on September 10th, 2010 1:42 pm

    Someone still has a broken heart

  2. spikkle on September 10th, 2010 1:44 pm

    Ceiling Heavy is watching u medicate.

  3. tveye on September 10th, 2010 1:47 pm

    Just more proof that Heavy's overcompensating for something.

  4. BasketGT on September 10th, 2010 1:50 pm

    HEAVY used GROWTH!
    It's Special Attack increased!
    HEAVY used ROAR!
    It's Super Effective!

  5. DarthShadow91 on September 10th, 2010 1:54 pm

    I'd say that this might be the creepiest submission ever, but there WAS that Kirby picture…….

  6. Leo E. on September 10th, 2010 1:56 pm

    The beginning of the Odd Heavy?

  7. Daifuku on September 10th, 2010 2:06 pm

    Roar doesn't deal damage. It can't have any damage classification.
    Kids these days…

  8. Frankenstrat247 on September 10th, 2010 2:07 pm

    It seems like the heavy is the solid to the engie's liquid in terms of necks

  9. Leo E. on September 10th, 2010 2:21 pm
  10. Leo E. on September 10th, 2010 2:22 pm

    I have seen far worse…
    *glares at Draco*

  11. Daifuku on September 10th, 2010 2:29 pm

    Well now, you are assuming three things with this.

    First: I was on skype and caring enough to pay attention when this happened.
    Second: I read the forums regularly.
    Third: I'm not smart enough to figure out how the childishly simple damage system in the Pokemon games work.

    I must say that you are wrong on all accounts.

  12. Annonith on September 10th, 2010 2:34 pm

    …tiny brain?

  13. Dimomarg on September 10th, 2010 2:50 pm

    IGNORE ME!!!

  14. Crazysam10 on September 10th, 2010 3:00 pm

    Did Heavy want that Medic in the end?

    Nope.

  15. cAlTh3MAd on September 10th, 2010 3:08 pm

    OH GOD! not this again D:

  16. Marzen on September 10th, 2010 3:09 pm

    The Medic was looking at Ogre's porn Futanari spray.

  17. Mentlegen on September 10th, 2010 3:19 pm

    Great…i will have to, once again, look for therapy

    At least he is not eating an untooned Waddle Doo..

  18. cAlTh3MAd on September 10th, 2010 3:20 pm

    http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/

    I think that it's spreading O.o

    (BTW I would have the actual GIF up there if I didn't suck with text boxes.)

  19. Mentlegen on September 10th, 2010 3:20 pm

    For god's sake, there is a respawn right IN FRONT OF YOU!

  20. DrRickRollins on September 10th, 2010 3:52 pm

    or perhaps Dr. Furrys' spray

  21. DM1293 on September 10th, 2010 4:27 pm

    Ceiling Heavy is not amused by it.

  22. truegentleman on September 10th, 2010 4:37 pm

    I swear that is like so many medics I've played with. Except he's healing an engineer. And I'm on fire. And I call him out on it. And he tells me that if I don't like it, I can play medic. So I do. And I do a better job than him. Because unlike him, I'm not whacking off to the Simpsons nude spray. And then I play my "Kelis -- Milkshake" with "milkshake" replaced by "medic" and edited it a bit. He leaves. Always.

    This happens to me ALL THE TIME.

  23. MrNaleIt on September 10th, 2010 4:47 pm

    Absolute win, sir! +1 for you!

  24. FoxyMayo on September 10th, 2010 5:14 pm

    raaaaaaauuuuggghhh.avi

  25. KamikazeGible on September 10th, 2010 5:17 pm

    Oh god, why?!

  26. Alpar on September 10th, 2010 5:17 pm

    Oh, and of COURSE others have to indicate signs of intolerance to a variating opinion that was established lightly. Apparently voicing what you think is a crime to certain members.

    Either that or people just don't like seeing people with high E-Peen.

  27. Daifuku on September 10th, 2010 5:19 pm

    You can't ignore Heavy's length.

  28. bootmax55 on September 10th, 2010 5:21 pm
  29. BurnoutSpartan on September 10th, 2010 5:22 pm

    As long as the shorts are GOOD I don't mind them. Stuff like this is very eh though… +1 for having your own opinion though :P

  30. GameboyPATH on September 10th, 2010 5:33 pm

    I plus-one'd. Sorry, Alpar.

  31. Leo E. on September 10th, 2010 5:59 pm

    First: Not only do I think you were on, I believe you participated in that topic later.
    Second: That doesn't matter, if you were on Skype at the time.
    Third: I never implied that.

    Your arguments are invalid.

  32. Leo E. on September 10th, 2010 6:00 pm

    Jimbomcb's are still good, though.

  33. Mentlegen on September 10th, 2010 6:23 pm

    Why can't we all be a happy and angry family?

    Act like gentlemans: release your fury only on Shawn and advice memes.

  34. ShadowSpectre on September 10th, 2010 6:23 pm

    That video is hilarious XD

  35. Mentlegen on September 10th, 2010 6:31 pm

    I took you from -1 to 0 since i agree you can't be voted down for posting your opinion, still the second paragraph of your response makes you sound snooty.

  36. Mentlegen on September 10th, 2010 6:33 pm

    It takes 400,000 "doctor!" calls to be healed by noob medic…for 12 HP.

  37. Gamage on September 10th, 2010 6:54 pm

    First: I do not go outside, which is why I am not outside doing outdoorsy things.
    Second: I do no have any plans for the day so I am looking for something to occupy my time.
    Third: I am full, so eating is no longer a valid time waster, nor is checking the fridge to see if it restocked itself.
    Fourth: I not only enjoy lolz, but also video games. Making halolz a great time waster.
    Fifth: Commenting not only suppresses my boredom but also furthers me in my quest for Epeen.

    And that is why I posted.

  38. Link4all on September 10th, 2010 7:02 pm

    Or lack there of.

  39. Link4all on September 10th, 2010 7:18 pm

    You'd think that the Medic would be used to seeing stretchers. Although I guess usually people are carried away on them instead of being them.

  40. Darth_Destro on September 10th, 2010 7:27 pm

    That is ….

    Good thing I haven't eaten in a while.

  41. Darth_Destro on September 10th, 2010 7:29 pm

    +1 for posting your opinion.

  42. meinmattias on September 10th, 2010 7:37 pm

    Heavy's doing it wrong. You're supposed to shout for a Medic while he's healing you to 450HP. :/

  43. bootmax55 on September 10th, 2010 8:32 pm

    You are reading the longest book ever!It currently has 99999999999 pages for you to read.

    what do you want to do?

    FIGHT
    ———-
    FLEE
    ———-
    READ
    ———-
    rel="nofollow">???

  44. bootmax55 on September 10th, 2010 8:35 pm
  45. bootmax55 on September 10th, 2010 8:37 pm

    Nahhh…i thinkits lack of Heart for team members:P

  46. Vosur on September 10th, 2010 8:42 pm

    Don't give'em any ideas…

  47. BasketGT on September 10th, 2010 8:43 pm

    Hmmm… when read in Pokemon terms, yes, I was incorrect…
    HOWEVA…!!!!
    It does not say 'HEAVY used ROAR! It caused massive damage!', so when read in a more socially common way, it simply implies that the technique used at hand was very well-done in it's intention.

    But in the end, I'm not a kid, good sir.

  48. supreme_slayer on September 10th, 2010 8:43 pm

    That is an oddly specific thing to happen every single time.

  49. Vosur on September 10th, 2010 8:44 pm

    I'll take ??? for $500, boot.

  50. supreme_slayer on September 10th, 2010 8:48 pm

    Either your link is broken, or you're a terrible advertiser.

  51. supreme_slayer on September 10th, 2010 8:50 pm

    I choose to never give it up.

  52. TheAceOfSkulls on September 10th, 2010 9:05 pm

    Dammit, we are going to settle this like mature adults here!

    So you have your choice: Childern's card games (possibly on motorcycles) or yet another parody of a parody of a courtroom in the comments beneath a Halolz submission (complete with OBJECTION!'s, TAKE THAT!'s, and HOLD IT!'s).

  53. TheAceOfSkulls on September 10th, 2010 9:08 pm

    Well we've got to get 11 years of waiting worth our while.
    If that's how it is, imagine what Duke Nukem will cause in internet machinima (and the amount of webcomics either apologizing or wishing they hadn't actually made the game, depending on how it turns out and personal preferance).

  54. TheAceOfSkulls on September 10th, 2010 9:09 pm

    I do not see PROFIT on that list.

  55. KamikazeGible on September 10th, 2010 11:27 pm

    The ??? is profit. For him. And Rick.

  56. supreme_slayer on September 10th, 2010 11:31 pm

    That seems a bit bias, seeing as you probably don't give everyone a +1 for giving their opinions.

  57. Frankenstrat247 on September 10th, 2010 11:44 pm

    so wait, if he were in his home country, would that mean everyone would be watching him eat a sandvich

  58. Zyquux on September 11th, 2010 12:26 am

    Maybe he's a SPAH!

  59. SPY on September 11th, 2010 12:51 am

    NEIN

  60. Finn_of_Ooo on September 11th, 2010 1:06 am

    …huh.

  61. Paulrus-Keaton? on September 11th, 2010 1:18 am

    Ignore Heavy Ubers
    Obey Head

  62. Link4all on September 11th, 2010 1:43 am

    +1 for posting your opinion.

  63. Vosur on September 11th, 2010 1:44 am

    A lot of people do that anyways elsewhere… so it wouldn't matter to him.

  64. Mentlegen on September 11th, 2010 2:23 am

    Cool story doc.

    I would ask for a mp3 of that if people from the servers i play could understand something in english.

  65. Zyquux on September 11th, 2010 2:52 am

    Well, I meant the Heavy was the Spy but that works too!

    SPAWN ROOM, IS SPY!

  66. FrEEz on September 11th, 2010 3:51 am

    Hmm i believe the sign is actually for the INTELLIGENCE room, not the resupply room. Look at the first two letters, the bottom of which cannot possibly be an RE, it looks alot more like an IN

    It makes sense that the medic isn't in the INTELLIGENCE room.

  67. Xenomorph42Q on September 11th, 2010 4:24 am

    Not sure if want

  68. Mentlegen on September 11th, 2010 4:43 pm

    Yep, that's the way to the intel room, but i wasn't talking about it. The map they are is 2fort, there IS a respawn right in front of heavy.

  69. Daifuku on September 11th, 2010 6:47 pm

    However, you were most obviously referencing a Pokemon meme with your statement. I can't see it as being taken any other way, especially on a humorous video game screen caption website.

  70. BasketGT on September 11th, 2010 9:36 pm

    Indeed. I tip my hat to you good sir. This has a been a pleasant debate of literal and metaphysical interpretation.

  71. FrEEz on September 12th, 2010 2:48 am

    Oh yeah… I just noticed.

  72. Missinko009 on September 14th, 2010 3:51 pm

    PEELZ Here!!!

  73. general Mudkip on June 16th, 2011 2:21 am

    Ill take both!

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