Engineer ain’t the only guy who can stretch a neck around here!
By ZeConnoisseur
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Categories: Awkward Moments, Growth Spurt, PC, Playstation, Team Fortress 2, Valve Software, Video Clips, Weird, Xbox 360 · Leave a comment (73 Comments) |
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Someone still has a broken heart
Ceiling Heavy is watching u medicate.
Just more proof that Heavy's overcompensating for something.
HEAVY used GROWTH!
It's Special Attack increased!
HEAVY used ROAR!
It's Super Effective!
I'd say that this might be the creepiest submission ever, but there WAS that Kirby picture…….
The beginning of the Odd Heavy?
Roar doesn't deal damage. It can't have any damage classification.
Kids these days…
It seems like the heavy is the solid to the engie's liquid in terms of necks
*cough*
I have seen far worse…
*glares at Draco*
Well now, you are assuming three things with this.
First: I was on skype and caring enough to pay attention when this happened.
Second: I read the forums regularly.
Third: I'm not smart enough to figure out how the childishly simple damage system in the Pokemon games work.
I must say that you are wrong on all accounts.
…tiny brain?
IGNORE ME!!!
Did Heavy want that Medic in the end?
Nope.
OH GOD! not this again D:
The Medic was looking at Ogre's porn Futanari spray.
Great…i will have to, once again, look for therapy
At least he is not eating an untooned Waddle Doo..
http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/…
I think that it's spreading O.o
(BTW I would have the actual GIF up there if I didn't suck with text boxes.)
For god's sake, there is a respawn right IN FRONT OF YOU!
or perhaps Dr. Furrys' spray
Ceiling Heavy is not amused by it.
I swear that is like so many medics I've played with. Except he's healing an engineer. And I'm on fire. And I call him out on it. And he tells me that if I don't like it, I can play medic. So I do. And I do a better job than him. Because unlike him, I'm not whacking off to the Simpsons nude spray. And then I play my "Kelis -- Milkshake" with "milkshake" replaced by "medic" and edited it a bit. He leaves. Always.
This happens to me ALL THE TIME.
Absolute win, sir! +1 for you!
raaaaaaauuuuggghhh.avi
Oh god, why?!
Oh, and of COURSE others have to indicate signs of intolerance to a variating opinion that was established lightly. Apparently voicing what you think is a crime to certain members.
Either that or people just don't like seeing people with high E-Peen.
You can't ignore Heavy's length.
NOPE.gif
As long as the shorts are GOOD I don't mind them. Stuff like this is very eh though… +1 for having your own opinion though :P
I plus-one'd. Sorry, Alpar.
First: Not only do I think you were on, I believe you participated in that topic later.
Second: That doesn't matter, if you were on Skype at the time.
Third: I never implied that.
Your arguments are invalid.
Jimbomcb's are still good, though.
Why can't we all be a happy and angry family?
Act like gentlemans: release your fury only on Shawn and advice memes.
That video is hilarious XD
I took you from -1 to 0 since i agree you can't be voted down for posting your opinion, still the second paragraph of your response makes you sound snooty.
It takes 400,000 "doctor!" calls to be healed by noob medic…for 12 HP.
First: I do not go outside, which is why I am not outside doing outdoorsy things.
Second: I do no have any plans for the day so I am looking for something to occupy my time.
Third: I am full, so eating is no longer a valid time waster, nor is checking the fridge to see if it restocked itself.
Fourth: I not only enjoy lolz, but also video games. Making halolz a great time waster.
Fifth: Commenting not only suppresses my boredom but also furthers me in my quest for Epeen.
And that is why I posted.
Or lack there of.
You'd think that the Medic would be used to seeing stretchers. Although I guess usually people are carried away on them instead of being them.
That is ….
Good thing I haven't eaten in a while.
+1 for posting your opinion.
Heavy's doing it wrong. You're supposed to shout for a Medic while he's healing you to 450HP. :/
You are reading the longest book ever!It currently has 99999999999 pages for you to read.
what do you want to do?
FIGHT
———-
FLEE
———-
READ
———-
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Maybe this will fix it…………………………….what? you dont want the nope?you want it? THEN CLICK THE LINK!!!
Nahhh…i thinkits lack of Heart for team members:P
Don't give'em any ideas…
Hmmm… when read in Pokemon terms, yes, I was incorrect…
HOWEVA…!!!!
It does not say 'HEAVY used ROAR! It caused massive damage!', so when read in a more socially common way, it simply implies that the technique used at hand was very well-done in it's intention.
But in the end, I'm not a kid, good sir.
That is an oddly specific thing to happen every single time.
I'll take ??? for $500, boot.
Either your link is broken, or you're a terrible advertiser.
I choose to never give it up.
Dammit, we are going to settle this like mature adults here!
So you have your choice: Childern's card games (possibly on motorcycles) or yet another parody of a parody of a courtroom in the comments beneath a Halolz submission (complete with OBJECTION!'s, TAKE THAT!'s, and HOLD IT!'s).
Well we've got to get 11 years of waiting worth our while.
If that's how it is, imagine what Duke Nukem will cause in internet machinima (and the amount of webcomics either apologizing or wishing they hadn't actually made the game, depending on how it turns out and personal preferance).
I do not see PROFIT on that list.
The ??? is profit. For him. And Rick.
That seems a bit bias, seeing as you probably don't give everyone a +1 for giving their opinions.
so wait, if he were in his home country, would that mean everyone would be watching him eat a sandvich
Maybe he's a SPAH!
NEIN
…huh.
Ignore Heavy Ubers
Obey Head
+1 for posting your opinion.
A lot of people do that anyways elsewhere… so it wouldn't matter to him.
Cool story doc.
I would ask for a mp3 of that if people from the servers i play could understand something in english.
Well, I meant the Heavy was the Spy but that works too!
SPAWN ROOM, IS SPY!
Hmm i believe the sign is actually for the INTELLIGENCE room, not the resupply room. Look at the first two letters, the bottom of which cannot possibly be an RE, it looks alot more like an IN
It makes sense that the medic isn't in the INTELLIGENCE room.
Not sure if want
Yep, that's the way to the intel room, but i wasn't talking about it. The map they are is 2fort, there IS a respawn right in front of heavy.
However, you were most obviously referencing a Pokemon meme with your statement. I can't see it as being taken any other way, especially on a humorous video game screen caption website.
Indeed. I tip my hat to you good sir. This has a been a pleasant debate of literal and metaphysical interpretation.
Oh yeah… I just noticed.
PEELZ Here!!!
Ill take both!