PIRATE FORTRESS 2
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When my friend told me he was going to pirate TF2… this isn’t what I had in mind!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on September 1, 2010 · 1:53 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (465 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5)
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Artistic, Disguises, Pirates, Stop... Hammer Time, Strike A Pose, Swordplay, Team Fortress 2, Valve Software

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163 Responses to “PIRATE FORTRESS 2”

  1. Zethyr on September 1st, 2010 1:58 pm

    Don't run, it's just rum!

  2. Shadowlyger on September 1st, 2010 1:59 pm

    BEST TF2 MOD EVER.

  3. Linkman15 on September 1st, 2010 2:04 pm

    In most ways the Demoman is already a pirate.

  4. spaghettiweegee on September 1st, 2010 2:04 pm

    "Pirating's good work, mate. Out of doors…."

  5. CdiGanon on September 1st, 2010 2:05 pm

    SECRET Pirate Fortress
    who SECRET borrow the intelligence
    /obscurereference

  6. Grammar Nazi Ghost on September 1st, 2010 2:09 pm

    I don't know about you guys, but I would sure as fuck buy this game.

  7. AuraMaster on September 1st, 2010 2:09 pm

    Only fitting the Pyro would wear a death doctor mask. Well played, Fenomena.

  8. Alpar on September 1st, 2010 2:12 pm

    YAR HAR FIDDLE DEEDEE, BEING A HEAVY IS ALRIGHT TO BE

    DO WHAT YOU WANT CAUSE A HEAVY IS FREE, YOU ARE A HEAVY.

    YOU ARE A HEAVY!

    WE GOT US A MAP!

    THAT'LL LEAD US TO HIDDEN DISPESNERS

    ALL LOCKED UP WITH HAX

    AND LOCATED DEEP AWAY

    WE'LL SHOOT UP THAT DISPENSER

    'CAUSE WE KNOW IT'S FULL OF PRECIOUS METALS

    FIRST UNCODE THE HAX

    AND THEN WE SAY

    …Wait, what, all that for a Texas Slime Dome? Really?

  9. Kevbot_9000 on September 1st, 2010 2:13 pm

    That pirate spy's a ninja!

  10. masashi98 on September 1st, 2010 2:16 pm

    ARRR-Rectin a dispenser

  11. Alpar on September 1st, 2010 2:19 pm

    Arghhh, too many little NINJAS on this team! I was told, we'd be fighting PIRATES!

  12. BasketGT on September 1st, 2010 2:21 pm

    Hmmm… Does this mean Blu Team would be Ninjas?

  13. MrRaccoon on September 1st, 2010 2:23 pm

    HARR HARR HUDDA HARR!

  14. MrRaccoon on September 1st, 2010 2:25 pm

    Also, Heavy's parrot is called Sandvich, yeah!

  15. DrRickRollins on September 1st, 2010 2:25 pm

    *sees medic's hands*

    prostate cancer check just got a wittle bit more painful….

  16. TehBlueOne on September 1st, 2010 2:26 pm

    Noone expects the spanish inquisition!

  17. CNightmare072 on September 1st, 2010 2:26 pm

    What would the ubercharge be?! O____o

  18. Crazysam10 on September 1st, 2010 2:33 pm

    What's that Polly?
    Kill them all, good idea!
    Arrgh!

  19. deleted3436117 on September 1st, 2010 2:40 pm

    In the next Update the Demoman will receive a stump leg and a Parrot companion

  20. juuichisama on September 1st, 2010 2:52 pm

    What do we do with a drunken demo
    What do we do with a drunken demo
    What do we do with a drunken demo
    Early in the morning?

    Also, downloading TF2 just now. After knowing most of the humor and memes surrounding it, I figured that I should finally go and actually play it. 3 hours remaining.

    *twiddles thumbs*

  21. bearrelroll on September 1st, 2010 3:04 pm

    Something tells me the heavy's weapon no longer costs 400000 dollars to fire for twelve seconds. Unless it's firing cannonballs of SOLID GOLD.


    Actually, this wouldn't surprise me.

  22. LeoTheProdigy on September 1st, 2010 3:09 pm

    My chief weapon is fire. And axes! Fire and axes! My two weapons are fire and axes! And shotguns. …My three weapons are fire, axes, and shotguns. And my almost fanatical study of use of the Hadouken. …Uh, my four… no, amongst my weaponry are such elements as fire, axes, shotguns, Hadouke- you know what, I'm just gonna try this again.

  23. cAlTh3MAd on September 1st, 2010 3:11 pm

    Soldier: Welcome to the Salty Seas of YOU JUST GOT DOMINATED!

    BTW do you think we will finally be ale to hear the Pyro's voice without a gas mask?

  24. bearrelroll on September 1st, 2010 3:37 pm

    Well, we all know that National Talk Like a Pirate Day is coming up soon. Maybe Valve will surprise us…



    Right Valve?

  25. Odd Troll on September 1st, 2010 3:39 pm

    Spys sappin' mah swabbie!

  26. Taiho on September 1st, 2010 3:49 pm

    The enemy is stealing our rum!
    The enemy is pillaging our checkpoint!

  27. DrRickRollins on September 1st, 2010 3:53 pm

    *bursts into room*

    NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISTION!

  28. Sir_Nox on September 1st, 2010 3:55 pm

    I can only assume that as a pirate Demo Man would never be sober again.

  29. Marzen on September 1st, 2010 4:38 pm

    Heh, I submitted this too.

    We must make a team up people to mod the fuck out of this and make it. They will be rewarded.

    With cake.

  30. DM1293 on September 1st, 2010 4:43 pm

    Why is the scrumpy always gone.

  31. Grammar Nazi Ghost on September 1st, 2010 4:52 pm

    NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH SPYCHECK!

  32. sUm GuY w/ Pi on September 1st, 2010 4:54 pm

    RRRRRRRR ye ready for this awesome game?

  33. Missinko009 on September 1st, 2010 5:08 pm

    Not as good as Ninja Fortress II.

  34. chetoos8 on September 1st, 2010 5:22 pm

    It costs 3200000 pieces of 8 to fire this cannon for 12 seconds

  35. darkdan1100 on September 1st, 2010 5:29 pm

    WARNING: A RED SPY IS ON THE SHIP, PROTECT THE TREASURE.

  36. Mentlegen on September 1st, 2010 5:30 pm

    It seems that the Heavy…

    *Eyepatch*

    …got balls of steel.

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!

  37. ACanofWhoopAss on September 1st, 2010 5:39 pm

    Shiver me timbers, 'tis the Red Sniper Rifle Spot!

    WOW, I made it to more than 69 e-peen :D
    Time to do a crappy photoshop job including my Icon and Top-Hat and Monocle!

  38. VJoe10[8] on September 1st, 2010 5:39 pm

    Ninjas FTW

  39. Plaza on September 1st, 2010 5:42 pm

    What's that Polly? Kill them all? Good idea!

  40. MoG on September 1st, 2010 6:05 pm

    Bless the NC for bringing back this memory.

  41. c1freak on September 1st, 2010 6:08 pm

    Actually guns is just as effective (and period-friendly!)

  42. c1freak on September 1st, 2010 6:09 pm

    What is this, some kind of Pirate Inquisition?
    "Nobody expects the… wait, what?!"

  43. Kirby_Emprer on September 1st, 2010 6:13 pm

    hello i am heavy cannon guy…. and this is my cannon.

  44. Ivan102 on September 1st, 2010 6:18 pm

    Damn politics…

  45. c1freak on September 1st, 2010 6:20 pm

    Yo ho ho ho!
    If'n ye hire me on as yer helmsmen 'board yer ship The Fortress ah can promise aaarrdventure, gold, rum, an' plenteh o' purty lass's to go round! Har har harrgh!
    Also blue coats to fire 'pon.

  46. shazbot32 on September 1st, 2010 6:29 pm

    im suprised… spy is not a ninja.

  47. KamikazeGible on September 1st, 2010 6:39 pm

    I…can't think of aything witty to say, so I'll just stare at my E-peen relentlessly until it reaches 69.

  48. Puflwiz on September 1st, 2010 6:40 pm

    *Searches on fpsbanana for pirate skins*

  49. Kuffey on September 1st, 2010 6:43 pm

    Yo dawg, we heard you liek pirates, so we pirated your pirates so you can arr while you yarr

  50. FoxyMayo on September 1st, 2010 8:12 pm

    Then the most played map would be 2Ship. And it would be glorious.

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