Even the world’s most powerful Pokemon can’t avoid suffering indiginity at the hands of a ten year old trainer…
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on August 19, 2010 · 5:36 AM
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Go to dramatic final boss encounter; use master ball.
(Summary of all final pokemon battles ever)
Lol at Mr.Snugglekins
but seriously for myself i stuffed him into the PC for the rest of the game.
I beat my friend's Mewtwo team with my one Gardevoir, So I don't need one on my team.
Struggle with lesser items through entities personifying time, space, nature, nightmares, land, the sea, etc, etc, meet God, use Master Ball.
(Summary of Diamond & Pearl)
1. Save Master Ball
2. Use it on most powerfull legendary
3. Find out there are 50 other legendaries that are even more powerfull and some that run away from you at their first chance
4. RAGE!
5. ???
6. PROFIT!!!
You should watch out for that Weedle, Mr. Snugglekins.
Bug > Psychic.
Mr. Snugglkins is gonna get OWNED YO
Weedle uses poison sting, but the attack missed.
Mr. Snugglekins used mind control.
Weedle used self destruct, but the attack missed.
Funny thing is…. I would totally do that!
Realize his role is easily filled by any number of pokemon I've had since the second gym. Swear off pokemon forever, lasts until the new game comes out again with an almost identical roster because 80 pokemon doesn't make much of a difference at this point. God I suck.
Gary Motherfucking Oak caught Mewtwo with a basic Poke Ball, in one try. Without weakening it.
Then he moved the truck and found Mew, hours before you got there.
Mewtwo doesn't even know rage.
Not min-who am I kidding?
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Mewtwo? Ah this guy… Still I prefer Lugia or Ho-oh as long as Legendaries go…
Why does Mewtwo's 'tail' start from just below his midsection? One could think that his tail is in fact a giant purple penis that he tucks between his legs.
Try and unsee that internet!
WORD!
Done!
I thought this was Awkwardzombie at first. You gotta admit. Her style and this person's have a very similar feel and appeal.
Which he caught using only his girth.
i did it too… i spent like an hour capturing moltres with a different pokeball… weakening, then paralyzing, then make it fall asleep and throwing pokeball after pokeball … sacrificed like 4 pokemon to get that bird
then going to mewtwo and yelling MASTERBALL! as i used it
Leaving a note that said:
Gary was here,
You are a Loser!
He also left a lava cookie, which burned your mouth off when you tried to eat it.
Looks like the student…
*shades*
Has spam the Master ball.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!
Mew just couldn't ignore it.
Gary oak's kidney stones are master balls.
What word?
I used a Timer Ball on Palkia in Pearl. Took 3 tries at most.
Big blue legendary = Kyogre
Big green dragon one = Rayquaza
OBJECTION!
The Pokemon's name slot only has 10 spaces. Ergo! This Mewtwo could not have been named "Mr.Snugglekins"! The most you could possibly make is "Mr.Snuggle" if you removed the space.
[/Pokenerd rant]
[/Phoenix Wright moment]
What? You…you don't know?
Dusk ball on Giratina. Didn't even hit it. Cyrus was after it for several years, and even had a masterball, and couldn't catch it.
FIRST!!!
i was informed that everybody knew about the word.
You needed three ultraballs?
One ultra and two great balls =D.
Mewtwo used tail-whip
Gardevoir's defense lowered.
Mewtwo used Shadow Balls
O.O
Yeah, they told us the word at the meeting right?
And to think, this ultimate Pokémon just ended up sitting in Red's PC as he went to live on a mountain.
See, everybody uses the Master Ball. I save mine for those damn Pokémon that like to run all over the freakin' place. My Mewtwo, I caught it with a GREAT BALL after I FROZE IT SOLID. Sure, there was some neurological damage sustained after he was frozen & captured, but he turned out okay in the end.
+1
Yeah, I was pissed when I couldn't name my Blastoise "Shellshocker" from the 1st Pokémon movie. Best I could do was "Shellshock" and that was lame.
People are going to be sooooo screwed when Pokémon Black & White versions come out. 500 some odd pokémon and nobody can remember their names.
SentryGunner: "Pokemon: Where people enslave the very things that caused their creation!"
NOPE.avi
My theory is that God's Pokémon was Arceus. Arceus was lonely & created more pokémon as God created mankind.
EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD
B-B-B-B-BIRD BIRD BIRD B-B-B-BIRD BIRD BIRD
B-B-B-B-BIRD BIRD BIRD B-BIRD B-BIRD
B-B-BIRD B-BIRD IS THE WORD
…or OUTRAGE, or uproar, or eruption, etc.
Wasn't it "bird?" Was bird the word?
BIRD!!! Wait, what?
LOL that would be funny, have Mewtwo and the trainer do a stare down and then have the trainer yell "BIRD!!!" and have Mewtwo turn around looking as the trainer pegs him with the Masterball.
Inb4weedlesweep
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FUCK YEAH! I LOVE MOUNTAINS!
I hate mountains.
I stopped paying attention to the new Pokémon after Silver came out. They just became too ridiculous (only Mudkip was worth a damn).
Photobucket fail. D:
Train an unbeatable legendary team
Get out-dated by regulars next gens
So…. I herd you liek Mudkipz
*Canned laughter*
That's my Red!
Indeed!
Who's a fwuffy pokemons?
You're a fwuffy pokemons!
Does somebody need a bewwy wuuuub?
Now use Psychic!
Pictures from photobucket? in MY Halolz?
Nope.
Oh, I thought the word was Love.
THE BEATLES LIED TO ME.
Nick Soapdish used Phallic Mind F***!
It did not effect Ataeru!
DevientArt used Furry Sex symbol on Gardevoir!
Ataeru: WHARRGARBL!
Ataeru is Enraged!
Ataeru is now confused!
Which is literally the only way you can catch Shadow Lugia.
Any other ball will break instantly.
I'm pretty sure that name is too long for any of the pokemon games. Therefore, HAAAAAX.
The very next day, a hurricane came out of nowhere and destroyed the entire region of Kanto.
Hope it was worth fucking with the world's ultimate pokemon.
AHHHHHHH! Mewtwo used flash…. Wait, he doesn't know flash…. Or does he? O.o
And when does anyone ever buy Burn Heals these days?
YOU!!!!!
Back to the over-world Pariah Dog!
SPECIAL MEWTWO NATURAL ABILITY!
Sadness: When mewtwo is sent into battle, upon hearing his new name, his stats are lowered and the opposing pokemon suddenly feel gratuitousness amounts of pity.
I guess Gary Oak must suck at stealth missions or would his girth distract the people from noticing him?
No they didn't. they told you what they perceived to be the truth so if they told you the bird is the word they would have been lying but at the same time telling a truth which would be like dividing a number between .01 and -.01
I thought C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-Combobreaker was the word?
I remember that! So annoying having to defeat all the legendary birds… *shudders*
Maybe it's good you don't remember…
And Done!
Dive ball FTW! it actually worked pretty well… So I losed like 50 of them but it was worth the lolz every time I looked at him.
Gary Oak's Girth created Arceus.
Rayquaza will NEVER get outdated! Not as long as I don't buy the new games!
Well I hate that vest!
Photobucket win Mr.Raccoon fail?
A different kind of them but yes I do.
Call him Steve! Or Mudkip! jesus? ninja? vegeta?
I'd catch that!
Nope.avi he got outdated.
What are those?
inb4 engie neck elongation
I definitely caught him in the end, I just can't remember how hard it was :P
I think so.
Silly Red, Masterballs (and tiers) are for queers!
Geez, next thing you know, you'll be capturing the God of Pokemon… wait…
But dividing a number by .009 works. Doesn't make much sense to do so, but it works. I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
you know what I mean! I just couldn't say it without the universe having pity on us all.
You, sir, just blew my mind! +1 for you!
Video game rule #573 -- If you're a badass, chances are someone out there made a one-shot weapon to defeat you with.
Video game rule #574 -- If its in space, its usually a really big plasma rifle.
Video game rule #575 -- If its circa medieval times, it will have existed for 1,000 years at least and for some reason, only one person will ever acquire it after this time.
Garry Oak beat a Wailord to death with his mighty Girth
Gary Motherfucking Oak is the only man who doesn't have to press A+B+DOWN.
Much like a scout…you might feel a small prick.
Saxton Hale has two.
Those poor terms of use. They now have to go through years of therapy before they can even trust another image again.
Agreed. Speaking of, the latest Awkward Zombie strip would fit in on Halolz perfectly
*GRAMMAR BALL*
**Gary
Good grief!!! Does that mean that Gary Motherfuckin' Oak was there before Capt. Falcon made the universe?
That statistic really bugs me.
Fun Fact:
In college one of my roommates and I played the original Red and Blue. My roommate named his Mewtwo "Col.Sanders"
I bet mewtwo was only in that mountain for three years. Mountains rule.
You forgot to put on your sunglasses and scream YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Need a replacement mind? I promise you this one will be better than the last! I'm not taking advantage of you not having a mind and tricking you into a deal o no siree! :)
Depends on your religion. How things actually happen is all on how one perceives it. The grammar incorrectness for example may be something you wish to perceive but others do not and theref0r do not see it. (c wut i didn't not do their?)
Going by the name I'd have to guess that it burns pokemon to heal them
probably something akin to cauterization
In fact he doesn't even have to throw pokeballs to catch pokemon
They are just so attracted to his awesomeness and his girth that they can not ignore that they literally jump inside the pokeballs themselves
I bet Dr. Furry isn't ;)
I still refuse to believe that I'm playing as a prepubescent child whenever I start that game up…especially with what I've seen of pokemon
Thanks to Internet rule #34, most of those you just can't unsee D:
You forgot that particular meme…
*Puts sunglasses on*
…bugs me.
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
well good sir, while I may not agree with your opinion, I'll defend to the death your right to say it.
It was, until Red found Arceus.
…or "die" laughing.
NOPE.avi
Caves DO NOT EQUAL Mountains.
Let me Weedle a funny joke in here…
CAN'T LET YOU NAME THAT, TRAINER!
Bugcatcher Jeff: HOLY SH-
Neurological damage to a Mewtwo? What, is the poor baby not able to remember the last digit of pi now?
I still havent had to use my masterball on soulsilver and I caught all legendary pokemon possible to catch on that game exept rayquaza because I dont have a kyogre.
Haha just randomly scrolled down the comments and saw this, made me happy
Tried naming my Mewtwo after Mr. Snugglkin. Letters wouldn't fit. So I decided to name it an equally embarrassing name…
(big, troll-like grin)
(Spongebob-style whisper)….Fluffy.
i hate you lulz
itz true,,, according 2 da pokemon simulator pc game…. any pokemon can be caught with a masterball.. without wekening it…..
CURSE YOU GARY OAK!!!! AND YOUR DAMN GIRTH!!!!!!!!!!!!
No, it would help him! All soldiers would bow down to the mighty girth.
hate to break it to u but i got mine in a reg pokeball so your wrong about them breaking instantly all you need is the special ability patience
Mountains: FUCK YEAH
I caught Mewtwo with an Ultra Ball then gave him the nickname Deimos after the Greek demigod of terror.
lugia is beter