Pig With The Face Of A Boy makes learning Russian history fun! Maybe for their next one they could do a song about the transcontinental railroad?
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on August 16, 2010 · 12:09 PM
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Making socialism fun!
Also, in Capitalist Russia, blocks arrange you.
and in Capitalist Russia history tells you!
This one's kinda cheating, since I didn't write it, but here goes:
Roses are red
Violets are blue
In Soviet Russia
Tetris plays you!
brentalfloss approves!
I think Russia needs a new national anthem…And it should be the Tetris song!
0_O
I… have no words. I'm starstruck, just from browsing the same page you commented on.
Also:
Singer: "Can I have a long one please?"
Tetris God: "Nope."
Engineer: *stretchy neck*
And as if I haven't commented enough already, here's the lyrics. Copypasta from the guy's blog.
To Moscow I came seeking fortune
But they’re making me work til I’m dead
The bourgeoisie have it so easy
The Tsar’s putting gold on his bread
The people of Moscow are hungry
But think what a feast there could be
If we could create a socialist state
That cared for the people like me:
I am the man who arranges the blocks
That descend upon me from up above.
They come down and I spin them around
Til they fit in the ground like hand in glove.
Sometimes it seems that to move blocks is fine
And the lines will be formed as they fall --
Then I see that I have misjudged it!
I should not have nudged it after all.
Can I have a long one please?
Why must these infernal blocks tease?
I am the man who arranges the blocks
That continue to fall from up above.
Come Muscovite! Let the workers unite!
A collective regime of peace and love.
I work so hard in arranging the blocks
But the landlord and taxman bleed me dry
But the workers will rise! We will not compromise
For we know that the old regime must die.
Long live Lenin, kill the tsar!
We salute the sickle and star!
I am the man who arranges the blocks
That continue to fall from up above.
The food on your plate now belongs to the state
A collective regime of peace and love.
I have no choice in arranging the blocks
Under Bolshevik rule, what they say goes.
The rule of the game is we all are the same
And my blocks must create unbroken rows.
Long live Stalin! He loves you!
Sing these words, or you know what he’ll do…
I am the man who arranges the blocks
That are made by the men in Kazakhstan.
They come two weeks late and they don’t tessellate
But we’re working to Stalin’s five year plan.
I am the man who arranges the tanks
That will make all the Nazis keep away
The Fuhrer is dead, and Europe is Red!
Let us point all our guns at the USA.
We shall live forever more!
We can start a nuclear war!
I am the man who arranges the blocks
That are building a highly secret base.
Hip hip hurrah for the USSR!HIP
We are sending our men to outer space.
I work so hard in arranging the blocks
But each night I go home to my wife in tears --
What’s the point of it all, when you’re building a wall
And in front of your eyes it disappears?
Pointless work for pointless pay
This is one game I shall not play.
I am the man who arranges the blocks!
But tomorrow I think I’ll stay in bed.
The winter is cold, I’ve got plenty of gold
And I’m standing in line for a loaf of bread
Maybe we’d be better off
If we brought down Gorbachev
I am the man who arranges the blocks
That continue to fall from up above.
The markets are free! So much money for me!
Tell me, why should I care for peace and love?
The markets are free! So much money for me!
Tell me, why should I care for peace and love?
Peace and love, peace and love!
And now the wall is down, the Marxists frown
There’s foreign shops all over town
When in Red Square, well don’t despair
There’s Levi’s and McDonald’s there
The US gave us crystal meth
And Yeltsin drank himself to death
But now that Putin’s put the boot in,
Who’ll get in our way?
So we reject free enterprise
And once again the left will rise.
Prepare the flags to be unfurled
For we’re seceding from the world:
We shall regain the Georgian soil
We shall obtain the Arctic oil
We shall arrange the blocks and toil
Forever and a day.
Game over.
*Insert Soviet Russia joke here*
.-.
Eh.
He has to make sure those blocks fall right on the Marx.
Thank you for this… No more words can express my gratitude.
LIIIIIINEEEE PIEEEEEECEE
In Soviet Russia, joke makes you!
In Soviet Russia, Fun is Tetris. >.>
…KNEEL BEFORE YOUR GOD!
Do my eyes deceive me?
*bows*
This might be one of the catchiest socialist songs ever.
HALOLZ sent out BRENTALFLOSS!
PATH fainted!
Raise your hand if the lyrics "I am the man who arranges the blocks that continue to fall from up above" is now haunting your head.
Thanks Leo, but shit, this is a long song!
No… rel="nofollow">THIS is a long song!
Long(er) and awesome(er).
A song's not long until it has to be cut into [url rel=”nofollow”>= [url rel=”nofollow”>= to fit on Youtube.
What?
I'm going to go favorite this now.
So for you, is that Lute, Haruhi, Idoun, or Ashunera?
Pics or FYI you're a Spy.
I am the man who is rolling the ball
that collects all the filth up from the ground.
My net worth will grow, soon my father will show
sweet approval for son he now just found.
Candies, thumbtacks, on the floor
sweep them all up, craving more…
I dunno… when it comes to this stuff, I'm more fickle than Brett Favre when he's retiring/coming out of retirement.
The sad thing is, that's true.
Somebody deserves all the internets we have available! That was beautiful… What? I'm not crying I just bleed clear blood out my eyes! The railroad song would sure be interesting but which transcontinental rail would it be? The CPR or the American rail? Or the monopoly railroads?
*does*
Awesomer? I don't dare click the link in fear of my mind exploding! I wonder If an MP3 file of this tetris song is on the internets?
In soviet russia lyrics sing you!
Dude… that was epic… this is one of the moments I can't make puns, it's just so awesome
I like mine i just made up now… *ahem* here goes.
Pantyhoses are Red,
Violence is too,
My russian tank driver
Will just crush you.
HAHAHA You said "long one" HAHAH sexual pun!
Lolcat: can i has line blocks nao plz?
Piano cat: Nope!
Longcat: (self explanatory)
This is why some people prefer America because their god gives them lemons not blocks.
I agree but the urge of soviet russia tetris jokes is too strong.
"Why must these infernal blocks tease? "
The Tetris God is a cruel and angry god. Russians should know this by now.
I moved to Mexico because when God gives you lemons you find a new god
Thank you good sir. I had trouble understanding everything in it (cons of being non-native english speaker)
In all seriousness, if someone said to me yesterday/today that I will see tommorow/today an epic tetris song (on par with Brentalfloss's version) I would tell them to GTFO and don't believe them… God, how much I would be mistaken…
I'm a Russian, and I approve of this video.
I don't dare click it either. I'm scared of the rickrolling possiblilities.
What is this i don't even!!
In Societ Russai, blocks shape YOU!
In Soviet Russia, blocks arrange you!
Mm-hm…
…It's a Modest Mouse song… >.>
I don't rickroll people.*
* = Lie.
*raises hand*
…Gah, the pun burrows its way into my brain… wish I could do that. What do you think of Lenin me some tips?
This… Was a triumph.
BRENTALFLOSSES ON HALOLZ
In soviet russia, Halolz laughs at you!
…
I'm serious, that's what this post is!
I shall not cry…
I promised myself…
I shall… not…
Cry…
In soviet russia, video approves you!
I'm making a note here, huge success.
[In soviet russia, note makes you!]
HEY!
Don't be talkin' like that.
Cause we're…
IN AMERICA!!!
Eh, that is pretty long, but Iron Maiden's Rime of the Ancient Mariner is 14 minutes long. rel="nofollow">
Okay, to be more accurate it's 13:42, but whatever.
Rick is a spy.
The BEST spy.
Fyi, I'm a spy.
Man that was really well thought out, and entertaining!
So… are the blocks falling from the sky a metaphor for Russia's worker crushing their leaders and taking control of their society?
But seriously, green screen at 5:57 and 6:03.
Nonsense, you silly cube.
(p.s. it's most likely fake.)
Man. I love the theme of Tetris as it is.
And Soviet Union was my favorite subject in History. Never thought you could mix the two but man i am crazy about this song. All my favorite parts of history too. minus a few i guess.
And I hate history.
My tip is to quit Stalin and place more blocks!
Yo, Floss, love the CD
Well i do know he approves. He favorite it on youtube.
*Ahem*
Senax, I am disappoint. You are in the presence of a Companion Cube, with a tophat.
Overruled.
Clause: The prosecutor is full of shit!
DIIIIIE!
But lemons are great for iced tea! (the Canadian stuff anyways…) Who wants Tacos? Wait… I LOVE TACOS!
I think your links are broken… They won't work on firefox at any rate.
He's the BEST AROUND and nothings gonna keep him down !http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1713232 cuz he's never gonna let himself down! rel="nofollow">
If you put a song on replay it will run forever technically…
In Soviet Russia, Satisfaction finds it hard to overstate you!
*kneeled before Falcon, Wolf, Engineer, brentalfloss, and Haruhi*
Ok, I kneeled before my gods, now hwhat?
The epicness of this video has left me humorless, and in awe…. IOU one pun.
yep,i to wont be able to sleep without seeing tetris pieces set to pre collapse USSR music
in soviet russia,joke inserts YOU!
In soviet Russia, you are belong to base
Yeah, embedding links in Intense Debate doesn't work like I'm used to. I'll just post the direct links. Total length is 14:17 so it's even bigger than Rime of the Ancient Mariner.
rel="nofollow"> rel="nofollow">
Slow down, no need to keep Russian!
In Soviet Halolz, Video Comments on YOU!
Give them all your belongings and cry out " I'm not worthy" ten times.
Sorry guys, but no one of you haven't live in USSR and author of this video (AotV) too. For full standart picture of Russia in your head, AotV forget to put bear with vodka in left hand and balalayka in the right. You all and AotV do not know what life was and is in Russia, so this video is a piece of crap by americans for americans.
Sorry for my English.
awesome…. *cries from the awesome presence in front of him*
being a russian i sense a lack of vodka in this video…
Can I have fries with that pun? I'll take it to go please.
Why is their god a Zeus look alike? He could be a different tetris god (with vodka) that gives line pieces.
I think this line of puns has been used once in a previous Image…
I always thought of Russia when i heard the tetris theme
In Soviet Russia, Aperature Science does what it can because it must!
First a song pairing Tetris and Sexism, and now one Pairing Tetris and Communism…
This cant be going anywhere good…
The words were, but the puns were different.
YOU LOVE ME?! :D :D :3 :3
We really should look at this from all Engels
nope.avi
I believe you mean Keyboard Cat
I think the best part is, it still fits with the tetris song.
Great Now I feel self-conscious.
Not Rory. He's a manly Australian
but I love lemons!
In soviet Russia, Vodka drinks you!
All your us are belong to base?
That actually makes sense
This is awesome and you're not man enough to handle it!
It's okay to Cry Manly Tears
For the longest time, I thought the bit was "I am the man who arranges the tanks/to make Germany's front lines DIS-A-PPEAR."
Are you a chicken taco or a beef taco?
Indeed I did. I believe somebody trolled you. I fixed that. feel free to worship me :P.
But he's the defense.
I am the god that sends down all the blocks
That test mortals and their sense of symmetry
They work fast to slide them together
They should have never have ever questioned me.
Sometimes I give them blocks that will match
And they make a whole batch fit perfectly
Then I'll throw in a block they can't squeeze in
And it renders their pile quite obsolete
I will not listen to your pleas
You will get another LIIIIIINE PIECE!
Why would I do that?
Falcon's my dad, Wolf's my uncle, I'm part Engineer, I'm Haruhi's pokemon who's occasionally lent to Missinko, and all I have is my halolz issue monocle.
Only if you'll help bring this horse up to a Trotsky.
Linky, you appear to have a troll following you, as it seems to continually -1ing you.
I'm actually a Taco de lengua
Because Brentalfloss is GOD! Now kneel worthless worm!!
Well damn it. I need +1 medics
In Soviet Russia, harpoon throws you!
in soviet russia the block arrange you!
in soviet russia, joke laugh at you!
We are not worthy
It's more likely than you think
NEVER! *backstabbed*
That video is great. It made me look back on my history class with appreciation.
back in the USSR
In Soviet Russia…um…ah screw it, there are way too many of these anyway.
There is no (line) peace in war!
ONLY DEATH SQUARES.
leo I wanna see the song but the link is broken can you tell me a different one ? : 3