There aren’t enough popped collars in the world to make you cooler than this guy!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on August 11, 2010 · 10:58 AM
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What about fighting a bear-turtle using a toaster? Hmm… still not enough?
If someone says that they are "epic", it really means that they're a loser.
Failness
Only good thing in the photo is the flag weilding Murloc All your bases belongs to him
Unless it's Odysseus, he really was epic, but that's something totally different.
You will never be that epic, unless you just punch that Tauren square in the dick and kick his polar bear in the mouth.
That's how Jesus would handle that situation.
I got one word that beats that Chuck Norris
I once said it was two words… than I got round housed kicked in the face
From the glow behind it I'd say it's a rcket propelled polar bear.
This is the first Halolz submission in a while that literally made me facepalm. Let's celebrate with the cavalcade of Kyon Facepalms.
<img src="http://www.notcliche.com/lbw/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/kyon_facepalm.jpg">
<img src="http://sitthiomg.net/Choose/KyonFacePalm.jpg" height="250" width="400">
<img src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_nVGyx975u38/SCLy2--6v_I/AAAAAAAADJs/uEwzujwldo0/s400/Kyon+facepalm.jpg">
<img src="http://www.notcliche.com/lbw/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/kyon_facepalm_06-13-09.jpg" height="225" width="330">
<img src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_UOEGZnb7b4w/SXll0BlfA5I/AAAAAAAAAAM/QaBY7N95wl4/S220/Kyon+screen3ico+200.jpg"><img src="http://l-userpic.livejournal.com/83536303/8434970">
<img src="http://mikoto.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/snapshot20090914011631.jpg" height="200" width="352">
Hello players. Look at your mount, now back at mine, now back to yours now back to mine.
Sadly, it isn't mine. But if you worked up you gearscore it could be as epic as mine.
Look down, back up, where are you? Your on a zeppelin, with the mount your mount could look like. Whats in your bag?
Back at me. I have that axe you wanted. Look again. THE AXE IS NOW DIAMONDS! Anything is possible when you work up your stats in WoW.
I'm on a polar bear.
Kyon facepalms every other minute.
sir, you win one internet literature point
it's wow, there's nothing epic about this
Humour.
This picture lacks it.
I would facepalm, but my profile pic does that for me.
The rest of his time, he is being bugged by Haruhi.
EPIC? those look like welfare epics from burning crusade! Those goggles are a level 1 engineering item, and the bear is a dime a dozen….
/wownerd
D.E.H.T.A's gon hunt you down.
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo!
I ain't afraid of no D.E.H.T.A
found something more epic
http://pc.ign.com/articles/111/1111598p1.html
Guy riding a dinosaur riding a laser shark… i would like your night vision goggle to see THAT coming!
Not enough to match the sheer loss-of-brainpower this submission caused… double it and you may be close.
That's one COOL polar bear.
Go to your room.
I would rather suffer Haruhi's tantrums than see more posts like this
Sorry Shawn, but you must have been scraping the bottom of the barrel for this one
because i'm right?
……*comits suicide because i can never be this awesome"
IT'S WOW!
I saw your face and -- Wow!
Right then I took a vow
That we'd be together, girl, just you and me
That's the meaning of eternity
I saw…I saw…your face…and wow!
I nearly had a cow
And when we're together, babe, it's plain to see
The cosmic power of our energy
Cookie for whoever gets the reference.
Wow, my caption on the bottom is just horribly written… too bad I'm too lazy to change it.
*cough*
These weren't ALL the facepalms… but I felt like I took up enough space as it is.
They can turn into animals, you should be.
I always wonder if Isaiah Mustafa, the most interesting man in the world, and the almighty Falcon go out to lunch together.
For those who lack knowledge in the world know as Warcraft, all male races on the faction know as horde have a hunched back (with the exception of blood elves) due to their tendency to bending over.
Why does everyone ALWAYS one or two star WoW submissions, no matter HOW good they are?
I mean sure, this one isn't that great, but still, does it deserve a 2.15? at least it's a 3.
I'm a Level 80 Hunter with a level 80 Giraffe for a pet
Don't fuck with me
AND a cookie!
Wow. this submission has so much fail I lost the game.
*eyes explode*
They can't, as by laws of physics, all that awesome cannot be contained in one room.
Science!
Wait… this is a Halolz submission, right?
where are the TF2 characters? the wolf? the scouter? the HYES!?
Chuck Norris < Saxton Hale
I saved you guys from a troll.
And I'd gladly take Kyon's place as Haruhi's sidekick. lol
He's not her "sidekick" as much as he is her "bitch".
Did anyone see that tumbleweed blow by?
…
Right… Anyway, Is it even possible to make a funny out of a WoW pic these days?
I mean there is the whole "playing as someone who is playing WoW" thing but…
Tifakitteh, I think you won the internet for the day.
This image is awesome and makes me want to do terrible things to you.
Same thing really.
I'm a Level 80 Night Elf Mohawk.
Cause I'm cool with Mr. T
If you have it, you don't need it.
If you need it, you don't have it.
If you have it, you need more of it.
If you have more of it, you don't need less of it.
You need it to get it, and you certainly need it to get more of it, but if you don't already have any of it to begin with, you can't get any of it to get started, which means you really have no idea how to get it in the first place, do you?
You can share it, sure.
You can even stockpile it if you'd like, but you can't fake it.
Wanting it, needing it, wishing for it…
rel="nofollow">The point is, if you've never had any of it, ever, people just seem to know.
hello Burnout. Look at your post, now back at mine, back to yours now back to mine.
Sadly it isn't yours. But if I had enough 1337ness my post could be as epic as yours.
Look down, Back up where am I? Still jealous, Wishing my post was 1337 like your post. Whats in your bag?
Back at me. Filled with tears from the post I wanted. THE TEARS ARE NOW CUBIC ZIRCONIA!!!!
Anything is possible when you steal others ideas!
Im on Bill Gates
DONT YOU TALK BACK TO ME MR! YOU POSSIBLY CAME FROM MY SEED!
Glad to know someone believes in science.
I and everyone here think, How the hell did this submission get here when there are funnier things.
Nope.Avi
Lucky Lucario is Lucky
Hyes!
When you say, makes me want to do terrible things to you to Tifakitteh. I think of this.
Heaven knows we need another fanfic about Raping And stabbing catgirls. *not really*
If we could only harness that power!!
i'll take that as a yes
FFFFFFFFUHHHH *head asplodes from the awesomeness of gary oak. you cant ignore his girth you know?"
Hell, even Beowulf fits the bill.
agreed
not the movie
For Haruhi? Yeah.mpg.
And just like that, Oak came.
I completely understood the Objection but the captain falcon part made absolutely no sense.
Over-ruled!
+1 for flattery
*blush*
I don't think /everyone/ does. This one is just really bad.
The only thing epic about this is how much of an epic fail it is.
Fireman9000 when you say, "Heaven knows we need another fanfic about Raping And stabbing catgirls. *not really*", it makes me want to do terrible things to you.
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
"Look at your fist. Now look at my fist."
(PUNCH'D!)
"Sadly, your punch cannot be my punch. But if you worked hard enough, it could be just as awesome as mine."
"FALCON--"
"Look down, now back up. You're now in F-Zero Racers, with that thing you always wanted."
"YES!"
"Look again. Your fist is now diamonds!"
"FALCON DIAMOND PUNCH!"
(Isaiah goes flying)
"I'M IN THE AAAAAAAAIIIIIRRRRR….."
Why so serious, Bouse?
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I'm insane enough to say whatever the HELL I WANT.
My faith in humanity just died a little.
Giving this submission a 2.15 is GENEROUS.
Yeah, because Mikuru is Haruhi's sidekick too I assume, right?
Chuck Norris = Saxton Hale
[9:49:20 PM] Roflcopter419: Dinomarg:
[9:49:27 PM] Roflcopter419: "Wow. this submission has so much fail I lost the game."
[9:49:10 PM] Roflcopter419: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-
It'll soon keep dying until it completely dies. Then you will be in a better vision.
Your comment is now diamonds!!
Strangely, when I read this, I rearranged it in my head a little and read that last part as "The power of cosmetic surgery", thinking "that was mean to say to someone about their face".
I must really be tired… REALLY tired.
You fight through a raid, all your comrades are long since dead, you are just about to pick up the Infinity+1 Super Mega Sword of Fate V.3 when who's there with that weapon in his hands?
GARY MOTHERFUCKING OAK
Palm in face. He needs some MOHAWK GRENADE
Pssh. I know something Awesomer than this. Ever heard of Allods online? Great game, awesome story, absolutely sucktastic new death debuff that can only be cured with cash shop stuff? Well, if you haven't, there's these people called the Arisen. They were an ancient alien species called the Zem. The entire civilization died out because of a horrible plague. 2000 years later, some guy used the power of plot device and reanimated a bunch of them. Those guys reanimated the rest. They are now playable as roughly ancient egypt inspired cyborg zombie caster classes. Egyptian cyborg zombie wizards. They are also the most powerful psychics in the game.
7X HEPTUPLE FACEPALM COMBO!!
And they called him an idiot when he preordered modern wowfare premium edition
Enticing tale gentlemen
I'm pretty sure Jesus would turn the other check…BY JESUS PUNCHING THERE FACE!
as fast as he could!
The problem is that they're inside jokes, and even within the circle of insiders, many of the jokes are also nerd jokes. Poor, poor WoW.
One question, is it more epic then a pig riding a deather charger?
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH.csi
Because sidekicks always get molested.
At least in Mikuru's case.
Also, I completely forgot how to post witty word links, and pictures. I need that information again, if you do not mind.
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Don't you love how the same word can mean so many things.
Also eeep.
trying to passive-aggressively tell someone that they're lame…by posting a whole bunch of anime facepalm screencaps. I think that qualifies as ironic…let me check my ironimiter…*beep* yep.