I WILL PUT YOU IN MY PANTS.

The man likes explosives. And Halolz likes putting things down our pants!
By Paulrus, art from the Team Fortress 2 Blog

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on August 9, 2010 · 3:50 AM 
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Artistic, Bad Ideas, Explosives, Heavy Weapons, In My Pants, Team Fortress 2, Valve Software

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72 Responses to “I WILL PUT YOU IN MY PANTS”

  1. Paulrus-Keaton? on August 9th, 2010 4:23 am

    Shawn actually posted a submission from me…. a DAY after I sent it in?

    REPENT! THE END IS NEAR!!!!! MANKIND IS DOOMED! SKUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULL!!!!!!!!

  2. TheTopHatKid on August 9th, 2010 4:45 am

    yup.
    *sips soda*

  3. Ozymil on August 9th, 2010 5:26 am

    Demo's saving the Golden Wrench for his underwear.

  4. Vosur on August 9th, 2010 6:00 am

    Not exactly the best way to get an explosively-large erection there, Demo. Consult your local Medic for better options.

  5. Hejiru on August 9th, 2010 6:03 am

    Putting dynamite in your pants would be…

    *shades*

    …nuts.

    BBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM

  6. LeoTheProdigy on August 9th, 2010 6:15 am

    Consult your physician if you have a fuse lasting longer than four hours.

  7. Combatbeaver on August 9th, 2010 6:48 am

    "Is that a bomb in your pants demo or are you just happy to see me?"

  8. Dimomarg on August 9th, 2010 6:50 am

    I'm a black, castrated scotish cyclops… they've got more [beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep] than they've got the likes of me.. (mosly because my species cannot reproduce)

  9. Combatbeaver on August 9th, 2010 6:55 am

    how do you bolden your letters up again? :s

  10. Jerenator on August 9th, 2010 7:09 am

    Wasn't it… [b]Text here[/b]

  11. Jerenator on August 9th, 2010 7:10 am

    …Both.
    >:D

  12. MoG on August 9th, 2010 7:19 am

    I always wondered why the demomans taunt was a flash. But it was really him trying to explode the dynamite in his pants. i never knew he was suicidal.

  13. MoG on August 9th, 2010 7:40 am

    "KABOOOOOOOOM"
    (guess it was a bomb….)

  14. cAlTh3MAd on August 9th, 2010 8:02 am

    *puts in pants* BOOOM!!! >:(

    Hey, Engy…you’ve got a little…Demo on your…*points at shoulder*

    sorry, all the good comments were taken :3

  15. Fhantinabox on August 9th, 2010 8:04 am

    Well… he's probably going to fall under the " bad demoman" catergory.

  16. Fireman9000 on August 9th, 2010 8:19 am

    He better hope he has Balls of Steel.

  17. Nuckel on August 9th, 2010 8:30 am

    This is so wrong…

    And I just know that videos of people putting fireworks into their pants are gonna come up right after this if it's not already there…

  18. meinmattias on August 9th, 2010 8:35 am

    They'll have to glue your junk back together…

  19. AuraMaster on August 9th, 2010 8:46 am

    Replace the brackets with < and >.

    SHAZAM!

  20. AuraMaster on August 9th, 2010 8:47 am

    IN THE EMERGENCY ROOM!

    …What? They did it with Lorena Bobbitt's husband.

  21. _Twitch_ on August 9th, 2010 9:14 am

    What an explosive commision!

  22. Fireman9000 on August 9th, 2010 9:18 am

    Don't YOU DARE BRING MILTANKS IN HIS LAIR.

  23. Combatbeaver on August 9th, 2010 9:26 am

    …or was it?

  24. CdiGanon on August 9th, 2010 9:47 am

    FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
    GANON USED SELFDESTRUCT

  25. Nick Soapdish on August 9th, 2010 9:55 am

    Actually the worst thing is if your wife cuts off your penis and then your dog eats it.

  26. aimless_void on August 9th, 2010 10:44 am

    I notice he's got a tri-pack of dynamite there.

    I imagine the first one goes directly in his pants, the second one will serve as the prosthetic he'll need shortly after, and the third…well the third, I'm sure, is none of my business. ~>w<~

  27. aimless_void on August 9th, 2010 11:02 am

    Most likely resulting in a lack thereof.

  28. aimless_void on August 9th, 2010 11:04 am

    "MY BALLS, THEY ARE MADE OF--"

    KABOOM/SPLORCH!

    "…oh, uh…I guess they're not, then."

  29. aimless_void on August 9th, 2010 11:05 am

    YOU MUST DI--*stomp'd*

  30. MasterLuigi452 on August 9th, 2010 11:20 am

    Damn you beat me to it!

  31. MasterLuigi452 on August 9th, 2010 11:22 am

    Putting TNTs in your pants…
    What's next?
    Nuclear Bomb?

  32. L3re7z on August 9th, 2010 11:35 am

    IT'S A COOKBOOK!
    IT'S A COOKBOOK!!!

  33. L3re7z on August 9th, 2010 11:36 am

    Am I the only one who notices the Demoman has a yellow sparkle in his eye?

  34. MrNaleIt on August 9th, 2010 11:40 am

    There's no other kind of demoman!

  35. revertedtozero on August 9th, 2010 11:41 am

    Too obvious. How about iron instead?

    Edit: And how'd I get 45 epeen that instantly?

  36. aimless_void on August 9th, 2010 11:47 am

    Actually, the worst thing is if your wife cuts off your penis and makes YOU eat it.

  37. Fireman9000 on August 9th, 2010 12:03 pm

    To be truthful I didn't think anybody else would think of that.

  38. Alpar on August 9th, 2010 12:06 pm

    Alpar used Revive!

    Well, I killed the Miltank with my flamethrower. Want some burgers?

  39. Alpar on August 9th, 2010 12:07 pm

    Everything you put in your hands must be put in your pants sooner or later…

    …..The mental images will not go away.

  40. Alpar on August 9th, 2010 12:15 pm

    No, it's even worse when your wife cuts off your genitals and switches them in place with your eyeballs.

  41. Alpar on August 9th, 2010 12:16 pm

    Nuclear Launch detected.

    IN MY PANTS.

  42. Barry Allen on August 9th, 2010 1:19 pm

    Another whole new meaning to when the Demoman says Ka-boom….

  43. hadoukenman on August 9th, 2010 2:18 pm

    Well he IS a black, scottish, cyclops.

  44. ZombieGoatse on August 9th, 2010 2:32 pm

    New meaning to "Getting blown?"

  45. XxGiroxX on August 9th, 2010 2:50 pm

    Yes please

  46. XxGiroxX on August 9th, 2010 2:53 pm

    Wow that was Punny :D

  47. XxGiroxX on August 9th, 2010 2:54 pm

    THE IMAGES IN MY HEAD!!!!!!!!!!!! THEY BURN!!!!!!!!!

  48. Acrazymonke on August 9th, 2010 3:16 pm

    You'll get used to them.

  49. Acrazymonke on August 9th, 2010 3:17 pm

    What makes me a bad Demoman?
    If i were a good demoman I wouldn't be sitting here without my BALLS NOW WOULD I!

  50. Zero on August 9th, 2010 3:31 pm

    Oh look another Miltank.
    Zero used Ryuenjin!
    Foe MILTANK was cooked and cut into burgers!
    Leader Whitney is out of useable Pokemon.
    Leader Whitney submits her soul to the Halolz.

  51. Lord Grammar Nazi on August 9th, 2010 3:34 pm

    This joke never gets old, does it?

  52. KamikazeGible on August 9th, 2010 3:42 pm

    "You know, I never did like my legs…"

  53. Alpar on August 9th, 2010 4:13 pm

    Testing…testing…

  54. Darkangelsv1 on August 9th, 2010 4:53 pm

    I lol'd at this. +1 to you good person.

  55. Zero on August 9th, 2010 6:46 pm

    TESTING!!!!!! AAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! DO YOU READ?!??!?!?!

  56. Fireman9000 on August 9th, 2010 7:30 pm

    BURGER PARTY!

  57. Zero on August 9th, 2010 7:39 pm

    *GRAMMAR HAMMER*
    *suicidal

  58. SentryGunner on August 9th, 2010 8:07 pm

    Some even come to enjoy them

  59. VJoe10[8] on August 9th, 2010 9:30 pm

    … Ladies?

  60. Alpar on August 9th, 2010 10:17 pm

    I see what you did there.

  61. Zero on August 9th, 2010 11:06 pm

    And I thank you for setting that joke up for me.

  62. AuraMaster on August 9th, 2010 11:20 pm

    That girl is out of the kitchen?! IT'S A SIGN OF THE APOCALYPSE!!

  63. Darkangelsv1 on August 9th, 2010 11:24 pm

    Ouch man. That's just cold.

  64. Zero on August 9th, 2010 11:35 pm

    and now Whitney is our slave!
    And she has no Miltanks to fight back with!

  65. LinkyBS on August 10th, 2010 12:22 am

    Of course, demoman always wants to go out with a Bang

  66. LinkyBS on August 10th, 2010 12:24 am

    And that's how /b/abby was formed

  67. LinkyBS on August 10th, 2010 12:25 am

    … WHAT THE F- *BOOOOM*

  68. Shatman on August 10th, 2010 2:28 am

    …said the dynamite.

  69. Fawful on August 10th, 2010 4:24 am

    Looks like Alpar

    *Shades*

    is the bomb.

    YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!

  70. OHAITHER on August 10th, 2010 2:39 pm

    OBJECTION!!!

    Women can leave the kitchen to do the shopping, as seen in the image

  71. SnowKatana on August 10th, 2010 4:54 pm

    Not……a good idea

  72. L3re7z on August 12th, 2010 5:07 pm

    ALERT!
    A -1 TROLL IN THE BASE!
    +1's FOR EVERYONE!

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