I like panel three the best… because Mordin literally turns his frown upside down!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on August 8, 2010 · 6:21 PM
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I doubt anti-biotic will be enough….
Cause thats jacked up.
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
The citadel in the background took the intergalactic cake.
You know, the one which doesn't involve portals, and is not in any way a lie?
Well sorry Shepard, but when it comes to human intercourse
-sunglasses-
I don't know Jack.
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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lmao i love it!
This submission
(puts on sunglasses)
needs more antibiotics.
YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Sorry but I got to
-sunglasses-
jack this comment down
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
I gotta ask, why Jack? It's not worth the risk, really.
Now think about this conversation on the picture.But trade the male shepard for a female shepard.
that upside down frown is gonna haunt me now.
In Soviet Russia, Jack don't know you.
Fem Shepard can't romance Jack.
Wouldn't anti-biotics kill Jack? And maybe Shep, for that matter?
Your missing the sunglasses.
One problem. Mordin never really talks unless if hes onboard the Normandy >>
The risk is what makes it worth it, young hunter.
At first I wondered who or what had died. Then I realized:
It's Shepherd's sex life.
This is the very model…
-shades-
…of a CSI Miami meme.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
I would've plus one'd you if it was 'Miameme'
This joke….
*shades*
is jacked above my head.
YYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite CSI reference on Halolz.
ShipMember1: Mordin, it looks like Shepard got splattered all over the walls, what do you think happened?
Mordin: Well it looks like Jack literally-
*Sunglasses*
Blew him.
YYYYEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
But with the way he typed it the second part has the same number of syllables as "Of a Scientist Salarian"
I am Miranda Lawson and what is this?
So many Jack jokes on this thread… it must've been
-sunglasses-
Hi-Jacked.
Yes that pained me to type.
DAT CHAFFING…
Afterwards, an ultraviolet light is run over the scene with CSI closeups of the blood and semen.
Glad to see that meme is still in use.
I think it's just because he wanted to…
*shades*
Jack-off.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!1!!!!!11!!!1!!!1!!!!!24!
Heavy Weapons Guy voice: "I live!"
Um by he do you mean me?
Because mine has 9 syllables (like of a scientist salarian) and 'of a CSI Miami meme' has 10.
OWAIT i forgot i'm the only person on the internet who reads 'meme' as 'me-me'
nevermind, carry on. Would've sounded cooler as 'Miame-me
You are not alone, grasshopper. I, too, have been cursed with this affliction.
I just got home from a car trip that lasted almost all day. First thing I do is start up Halolz and see this comic… which just made my day.
Shepard: What happened here?
C-Sec Officer: Some Collector Engie wrangled the security turrets outside a shipping depot. There weren't many survivors.
Mordin: Looks like he…
*glasses*
was ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL.
OH MY GOD I AM EXPERIENCING AN OVERLY DRAMATIC REACTION TO THIS MINOR, UNSURPRISING FACT!
for that, a +1 to you sir.
Hey guys I lost my sunglasses, can I borrow yours? Everyone seems to have taken them all.
Exactly, who wants to ride a horse when you can say you captured and mounted a biotic wolverine?
In Soviet Russia, sunglasses flip you down for punch line.
Argh! You have totally won this thread. I'll still add this though.
Sorry Shephard, in my opinion you should
-sunglasses-
Jack off.
YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Argh! You have totally won this thread. I'll still add this though.
Sorry Shephard, in my opinion you should just
-sunglasses-
Jack off.
YEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Nick Soapdish is admitting defeat.
Let me do some celebratory
-sunglasses-
jumping jacks
But in home country, "I die!" *Backstab*
It seems like the murderer is an asari and its killing with sex sheppard
well if you're going to get in bed with an alien
*sunglasses*
put a condom so you don't get ETs
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH http://instantsfun.es/csi
It looks like Nick Soapdish…
*Sunglasses*
Got Jacked.
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Now I have a mental picture of a bald chick doing jumping jacks.
Hmm…. bouncy.
I don't know…
*takes off sunglasses*
Jack shit.
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
So many Jack jokes. But there's one Jack that no one's mentioned yet.
*sunglasses*
Candlejack.
YE
+1 for candlejack jo-
this frown will haunt me…
I am the spy here, aint enough room for he both of us.
Actually there is, so i guess its fine.
Looks like the combo
*Glasses*
Just got broken…
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Jack's a chick…
CandleJack'll never get me!
NEVER!
NEV
Jack-off to Jack and Shepard…
And it looks like when it comes to talking about sexuality…
*shades*
you ain't no CHICK-in.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOL that was stupid.
To quote Kasumi on the Shep-Lawson relations…
"Right there in the Engineering room? Tali has to work there, you know! Okay, I just gotta ask… how genetically modified is she?
Jack is very creepy looking, so a joke about how she's certainly no spring chicken would've been more appropriate.
Also, YO DAWG, I HERD YOU LIKE PIE, SO I PUT PI IN YOUR PIE SO YOU CAN EAT PIE WHILE YOU MULTIPLY.
This is by far the best mass effect related post on Halolz
I actually fell down.
INTRUDER ALERT!
RED SPIES ARE IN THE BASE!
Mordin was born with a face ability, randomly twisting his face at 69 second intervals.
+50… is there an award for that?
Yes, even more so, and I read it that way too…
I must warn you though. I may be a doctor, but I'm not a licensed physician.
Dammit, I though we were done with………………apperently not………
But the priiiiize….