All those skill points were well invested… now if only she could wield two flamethrowers at once! If anyone can figure out a way she can!

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on August 3, 2010 · 8:54 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (143 votes, average: 3.56 out of 5)
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Heavy Weapons, PC, Playstation, Team Fortress 2, Valve Software, Xbox 360

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125 Responses to “DUAL WIELDING”

  1. Leo E. on August 3rd, 2010 8:56 pm

    Now now, don't jump to conclusions, Shawn.

  2. ArmyOfMidgets on August 3rd, 2010 8:58 pm


  3. ArmyOfMidgets on August 4th, 2010 1:03 am

    Shawn, face it, it's a guy.

    It doesn't make you any less of a man that you fapped to all that Pyro hentai.

    Okay it does.

  4. DM1293 on August 4th, 2010 1:05 am

    And for Pyro's next level, dual-wielding flare guns.

  5. Not_anon on August 4th, 2010 1:16 am


  6. Vosur on August 4th, 2010 1:22 am

    If two Homewreckers, then it's hammertime?

  7. EJade on August 4th, 2010 1:23 am

    For a moment I Read that as Dual Wedding.

  8. TheFancyPants on August 4th, 2010 1:26 am

    Great, now the Pyro really is the ultimate anti-zombie class.

  9. FrEEz on August 4th, 2010 1:28 am


    I am Dissapoint.

    The Pyro is not a girl. End of story. Just looking at the body is obvious. Pyroes are cute. More like a pet dog or something than a girl.

  10. KamikazeGible on August 4th, 2010 1:50 am

    I think all those spies have awakened the inner Kingdom Hearts character in him.

  11. Nick Soapdish on August 3rd, 2010 10:00 pm

    Unfortunately the pyro suffers an attack penalty on their main hand and off hand weapon for dual wielding. This penalty may be reduced depending on what feats the pyro chooses.

  12. AuraMaster on August 4th, 2010 2:17 am

    The Pyro looks a lot like General Grievous here.

  13. VideoGameGeek on August 4th, 2010 2:36 am


    oh u

  14. Missinko009 on August 4th, 2010 2:50 am


  15. Alpar on August 4th, 2010 2:51 am

    Because Halo is an RPG.

  16. El_bruno on August 4th, 2010 3:16 am

    Dual wielding is considered for RPGs only? Pfft! In Goldeneye you could equip a machine gun and a grenade launcher at the SAME TIME

  17. fmarulz on August 4th, 2010 3:17 am

    this is out topic but… what happened to tcc?
    do anybody knows?

  18. chetoos8 on August 4th, 2010 3:21 am

    that second axe is a spah! spah sappin my spah!

  19. Brawling Bouse on August 4th, 2010 3:39 am

    Lemme axe you something…


    Now lemme axe you again…


  20. Kbman on August 4th, 2010 3:48 am

    Go ahead, axe her a question.
    (SPOILERS: Pyro is Rochelle)

  21. Tifakitteh on August 3rd, 2010 11:52 pm

    This raises the question that has been on my mind for quite a while; what IS an RPG?

    I know, you know and everybody knows by now it stands for Role-Playing Game (also Rocket-Propelled Grenade but this isn't the matter at hand).

    But what is a "Role-Playing Game"? Is it being a silent protagonist clad in green, rolling around claiming pieces of golden cheese? Is it fighting gods and angels and giant mechs with over-sized swords and gravity-defying hairstyles?

    But seriously… what makes a game an RPG? Non-linear story? Quests? Playing different characters? The ability to have the game develop differently from a play-through to another? Having statistics that shows and increase as your character gains experience? Having interactions with other players/NPCs? Seeing your character grow up, mature and learn more about his world, and himself?

    I currently work in a video game store, and I am totally lost as to the definition of RPG. When people who aren't too much into gaming ask me, "but what is 'RPG'?" I actually am kinda confused.
    What is RPG to you?

  22. Ataeru on August 4th, 2010 3:52 am

    we do not know defiantly if the one who is named pyro is either male or female. thus should be refered by "it" or by it's name.

  23. Daifuku on August 4th, 2010 4:07 am

    Now for the question on everyone's mind: Do you really want a Heavy dual wielding Sasha?

  24. Dimomarg on August 4th, 2010 12:34 am

    Did anybody else think of pyro drumming when they saw this?

  25. Marzen on August 4th, 2010 4:46 am


    Shawn, Valve are supposed to be the trolls, not you.

  26. leelongyee on August 4th, 2010 4:56 am

    bahhh shawn, we all know the pyro's a robot

  27. Montablac on August 4th, 2010 6:32 am

    the pyro is a WAR/NIN!?!?

    ill +1 if you know what im on about

  28. Tael on August 4th, 2010 6:41 am


  29. supreme_slayer on August 4th, 2010 3:27 pm

    Sadly, the Flamethrower is a 2-handed weapon, so unless Pyro had the racial feature of Oversized (thus allowing 2-handed weapons to be wielded as a 1-handed weapon), or had Feats stacked to allow such an ability to exist, there is no way to dual-wield a flamethrower.

    P.S. The person who submitted the image was likely a female.

  30. Zero on August 4th, 2010 4:23 pm

    The answer to all your questions

  31. MercenaryBlue on August 5th, 2010 4:11 pm

    Its a HE! And you FAIL the internet FOREVER for calling him a WOMAN!

  32. Mr_Bubbles on August 5th, 2010 10:14 pm

    anymore? ever play MW2? akimbo?

  33. TheWinged7 on August 6th, 2010 8:01 am

    you know whatd be an epic duel weild, dual gunboats, youd actualy HEAL when u rocket jump!!!

  34. archaedon on August 7th, 2010 6:04 pm

    It's all fail! look closely, it's actually a parody on God of War with Kratos Dual Wielding the blades of chaos. Compare it to this http://www.logic-sunrise.com/images/images_conten

  35. tstriker1 on September 18th, 2010 12:06 pm

    You are signifying that it's a she, he/she is gender neutral, but most likely male..

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