Four out of five Engineers agree, the new Frontier Justice is the only shotgun out there with the stopping power to put those Spies down and keep them down!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on July 16, 2010 · 5:25 PM
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FIRST!
But what if the spy has the dead ringer? What then engineers??
Who you gonna call???
GHOSTBUSTERS!
I call shotg- *engie cocks Frontier Justice*
Er… Actually, I'll just sit in the back.
No rel="nofollow">SPYBUSTERS!
Metal Slug announcer voice: SHOOTGAN!
BAM!
POW! RIGHT IN THE KISSER!
I once got 23 revenge crits on the Halolz server from one sentry. :P Didn't even get to use them all.
The map we were on has the most unjust place for a sentry. Ironically? The map was Frontier.
That's what the spy gets for never really being on the engineer's side.
*Bang!* This gun is good!
*Bang!* Real good!
*Bang!* It's so much better than the shotgun!
B-what? Reload already?
Shotguns are used to solve the worlds most frustrating problems.
And by "problems" I mean "spies".
And by "frustrating" I mean "Australian".
And by "spies" I mean "Mel Gibson".
And by "Australian" I mean "Bat-Shit Insane".
And by "solve" i mean "shoot right in the face".
SAPSAPSAPSAPSAPSAP
:3
What, no crits?
No > or = 69 E-Peen? You have a monocle and tophat?
Blasphemy.
Great, three retarded people and a genocidic Medic. We're totally saved.
Sap my sentry? Think again.
Nope.avi
I said the exact same thing!
I would like to know where he got those sprites though.
HYES!
Shotgun for great justice!
Quick Doktor Heal me! Owowowowow It burns!
Looks like this spy got his
*sunglasses*
Justice deserts.
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
So, shotguns are used to shoot the world's most bat-shit insane Mel Gibson in the face?
The Mel Gibson is a bat-shit insane SPY. I fixed it for you, :P
Shotguns, good for spies and zombies.
That fifth engineer is too busy hitting things with his golden wrench to use the new shotty.
The fifth engineer is a spy!!!! >.>
And just about anything else.
NOPE Mythbusters.
put down your toy tophats and monocles, buddy, you've not earned it YET, but you can still
Not quite…at least not according to Zombieland rules:
Rule #9 Guns Are for Hunting, Not for Zombie Killing: This one is simple. Guns need bullets. When your running who has time to stop for bullets? Keeping a shotgun with buckshot on hand is important but ONLY when your pinned in and need a quick getaway. Its not a proper means for killing zombies as they run out of ammo and need reloading. Remember a Cricket Bat, or Toilet Lid do not need loading!
And don't forget the other rule:
Rule #23 God Bless Rednecks: Rednecks are loud, brash, well armed and ready to kick ass now and ask questions later. So when a redneck shows up in your group half drunk and rumbling louder then your humvee welcome him. Sure rednecks can attract zombies but they also are well armed and kill a whole lot of em when they do come for dinner. Best of all they are good bait for you to make your exit while he is making a mess of the zombies and before he realizes he just ran out of bullets and does the happy meal groan.
Now, if I could have ANY weapon, it would be a lightsaber…I'd cut through zombies like butter…
My name is Dell Conagher. You've sapped my Sentry, PREPARE TO DIE!!
As would I…hmm…I smell shenanigans.
Funny how we all thought that little barrel thing beside the gun would be to aim the Sentry.
We were half-right; except we got an Atari controller for that.
Besides, isn't TF2 happening in 1950? Like, 30 something years before Atari?
The Spy turned into Neo. :P
And by "fix your sink" he means "have sex with her"… wait, what?
maybe?
And by "have sex with her" I mean "fix your sink", because without immediate repair those pipes will burst.
And by "those pipes will burst" I mean "a small asian child will come and deliver chocolate and raw eggs to your doorstep".
considering how poorly done they are, I would go so far as to say he simply made them himself.
I dunno, the genocidal medic might do pretty well….. no wait…. no, he's dead. -,-
Ghost Nappa?
Iunno.
I know how it feels, I maxed out my crits, only to to be killed by a scout, who was suicidal for revenge……oh dear GOD, the IRONY.
And by "capturing the intelligence" i mean "having sex with Scout's mother".
Perhaps.
and by "small asian child" i mean " a skitsofrinic pedophile"
When theres somethin false
On ya youtube page
Who ya gonna call?
MYTH-BUSTERS
and by skitsofrinic pedophile, I mean this guy. http://www.halolz.com/2010/07/15/halo-pedobear/
I'd go with a Lightsaber AND the REAL Mega Buster that has infinite ammo and awesome zombie killin powers
Should we kill him?
Like, our shenanigans are cheeky and fun.
and, their shenanigans are cruel and mischievous
So, it's like they're, not shenanigans really.
Woohoo, Shenanigans!
Possibly.
And by "having sex with Scout's mother," I… Well, I suppose that's self-explanatory.
I swear to God, I will pistol-whip the next guy that says "shenanigans".
BTW: it's "cruel and tragic," and "Evil shenanigans."
Oh
Thanks.
I forgot that last part, so, I just went by memory.
BTW, Shenanigans! :D
and by spy-check, I mean spam flamethrower until spys catch fire.
The Super Silverizer from Power Rangers In Space would be cool too…it's kind of like gun/blade that Saki Amamiya uses from Sin & Punishment. I like that one too, but the Super Silverizer is blue. If you're going to take out hordes of the undead, you might as well do it sporting your favorite color.
Hai guyz!!! I have an idea!!!
"Shenanigans…ON MOTORCYCLES!!!" [Insert Incredibly Awesome Face Here]
Nah, that would be too easy.
time dosent apply when the gman is around
Make sure you got a receptor on the end of that saber, you'll want it to end at SOME point, don't you? Then again, if there isn't anybody else near you…
of course.
the fifth engineer is not a sp-*backstabbed*
I got the Mudkip here:
http://pokemonelite2000.com/sprites.html