Aeshir could defeat every robot thrown at him, but he was no match when Eggman replaced all the rings with tasty onion rings!
Believe it or not this is actually a full game mod called Sonic 2 XL where Sonic gets fatter the more rings he picks up! I kind of like this idea… Sonic needs rings to survive, but eat too many and he literally can’t move any more!
Here’s a video of what the gameplay is like:
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on July 14, 2010 · 4:02 PM
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You're too slim!
Haha, Sonic's one weakness, OBESITY!!!! …and small inclines
Nice hustle tons of fun! Next time, eat a salad.
Also known as "Sonic meets deviantArt"
Yes, yes it is
Years of chili dogs have finally caught up to him.
…well, at least he can't use them to go buy drugs anymore… or GO buy drugs…
Chemical Plant zone must produce trans fatty acids
The "?" box is a liposuction power-up.
I just found that the other day XD
It's pretty fun.
Who's too slow now?
Sonic's doing an excellent Gabe Newell impression.
Hmm, I guess sonic traveled to America.
(don't bash on me i live in America too.)
Eggman: Today ain't your day fatcakes.
Run, fatboy, run!
Looks like Sonic needs to get his stomach stapled. Too bad it'll probably be to a buffet.
We all hate you now.
Come on Sonic, step it up! Oh, wait, YOU CAN'T! You're too slow!
Ah, getting back is so fun…
Sonic = Jabba the Hutt
Tails = Salacious B. Crumb
And Half-Life and The next good Sonic Game were both delayed.
Thanks AuraMaster.
Because it's not like other comments on the site have delayed Episode 3 at all. >_>
Auramaster, stop posting 10 times D:. Leaves some funny jokes for the little peoples!
I like the game concept.
You need to have at least one ring to survive, but if you grab too many, you won't move, and you die anyways.
And they love putting rings in inconvenient places too.
Heh, sorry. They just came rapid fire to me. I'll let others display their wit next submission. In fact, I think I won't post next submission, so others can shine.
Whoo, glad I don't like Half-Life.
Maybe I'll go make some more fat Gabe jokes.
Sonic the Hedgehog: McDonald's Edition
Sonic's the name, weight's the game!
Heh…He has finally turned into the ONE thing he tried to destory!
(You know who im talking about….That fat basterd…-.-)
I think that when he stop moving after he gets obese he have a heart attack and dies…
Leo! Don't!
Everyone else will hate you!
In that case, look how close Sonic was to treatment in the picture!
You can still post, just save the witty jokes for others.
Awww, too bad this wasn't a RING EATING CONTEST!
Y'know, I just noticed. Even with Sonic's new gained obesity, Robotnik isn't THAT much less fat. AND HE STILL RUNS FASTER THAN SKINNY SONIC IN THE DEATH EGG ZONE. That bastard is HACKING, I just KNOW he is!
I would've liked to see Sonic break the plane at the end.
I hope that the more he runs, the more fat he burns. That'd be kind of a nice message.
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAX!
*Throws computer monitor*
Actually, on second thought, it doesn't even matter anymore. You know he's not gonna release it.
I'm in ur gaems, nommin ur rings.
He's not fat!
He's just wide-boned!
I'd say about 2 inches from treatment.
Then, let's dust off the crowbar and put it on display.
I guess now
*sunglasses*
He's to slow.
YYYYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Those hard arteries don't stop spikes now do they.
I now know why there are no rings in chemical plant tubes……i can just picture sonic getting stuck in the tube or breaking it….and the plane man..THE PLANE!!!!!!!a fat thing landing on a plane would break it!
I think I'll take Tails out for a steak dinner tonight. Whatcha think about that?
*points at Black Mesa Source team*them…they have been working on a mod for hl2 for a long time…heres the time they started to now 2004-2010
in the video, Sonic is like "yeah, i'm fat, but who else is gonna defeat Robotnik and out run explosions?"
Sonic: Well you arent much different chubby
or…well that little run that lasts 1 second….
Not like the Burger King Edition at all!
Ironically, he would have been better off on that Chilli Dog diet he was on before…
i think hes working off his fat now
*looks outside*
nope hes just eating onion rings…..wait ONION RINGS!!!!!!!!
tails go get him!
lift him up if need be!
haha first he needs to get thiner to do that
but they dont put them in tubes that sonic goes through..otherwise sonic would break the tube or get stuck in it
Too much onion rings = Heart attack.
nah… he needs to lift his stomach up a bit…then hes better..but…instead he gets a heart attack
I didn't think you swung that way…
Yeah if you get him too big to move you gotta run back and forth and he gets slimmer. Also just losing your rings doesn't work, you gotta run it off.
ZING
That'd prolly be too hard to code for them XD
I did the cheat code and put a ton of rings at the end and he still didn't break it or anything lol http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a294/Alterdeus/…
Oh, man; Tails is gonna get such a hernia.
I'm dead sexay, you are crap!
…Oh, wait; you meant Robotnik.
Suddenly, getting enough for an extra life doesn't seem worth it, since you'd lose about five in the process.
Yep
Sadly, Crowbar + Science =/= Results this time.
5:05
Slowest
Destruction
Sequence
EVER!!!
Robotnik: I have a hoverchair. Your argument is invalid!
golden wrench plus science? let's use the crowbar to fix the Bp oil spill that is in EVERY recent sonic post except this one.
The next GOOD sonic game? Like when they get the old games and put them into a super game pack?
Bazzinga! Wait who?
No wonder I haven't played ssbb in awhile… I swore that if I heard "You're too slow" I was gonna make gabe newell sit on my copy of the game.
Your logic is flawed, because just by posting that comment you have brought said topic into the post. Yer lojiks had faildures.
Heart attacks are for wimps! and people who are having heart attacks.
What if it's Omega 3 fatty acids? those r healthy.
said the pot to the kettle
It's pronounced C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!
it's a hologram imo, robotnik's already inside giant robotnik he just needed to point sonic to his doom somehow
also… if you're slim at 0 rings… doesnt that mean you'll be slim for death egg zone anyway? there are no rings there!
He can't fit through the door.
I guess we could say…
*onion ring sunglasses*
He was just too slow.
F*** YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Ceiling Monitor is watching you… do disturbing stuff
isn't it "weight's MY game!"
If it was he'd have a crown and be stalking people getting them to eat burgers.
Don't let the funny jokes die,
Instead try to reply!
POP QUIZ what is the likelihood of most people on this site knowing who Crumb is?
Contradictions are my specialty!
All the rings are in the same place as in the original ._.
did someone say whitney jokes?
Fat sonic can still use rollout! Even if he can't attract…
Let's see that again! In slo mo!
too bad…. wouldnt meth slim him up enough to even it out?
i know who he i-
no wait i fail i had to wikipedia it =/
what about stairs? you'd have to keep jumping and jumping…
tails
Not really.
He brought BP into the discussion, not the post, which is about Sonic's obesity!
Thank you Miles. We >100 people gotta stick together or something!
If they've seen Return of the Jedi, fairly likely. If they haven't, not a chance.
Mm-hmm. *sips beer*
Do they even say his name or mention him much? I don't remember that in the movie.
Insert sonic brawl taunt here.
No time to look one up, too busy leveling my cyndaquil…
OOoooh, I thought you meant "ONE thing" as in "One ring".. cause they tried to destroy the ring, and there are rings, and he became a ring. Like a circle.
Alright By-Tor, that's enough outa you, back to nap time. *Falls asleep at laptop*
That was…
Just wrong…
The irony for Sonic.
Is…Is anyone paying attention to me?
(returning to original character of discussion)
No, I think not.
Sonic got tired of gold and went with Onion Rings.
My copy of Super Smash Bros. Brawl is scratched…also, I've got a SSBB tournament this Saturday I'm going to…I'm screwed because I haven't practiced in a month…I want to WIN!!!
What's that, Dieting Corporation? Doing cardio actually makes you gain weight? The only proper, healthy weight loss solution is to starve yourself and take dozens of your pills?
Psh…nobody pays attention to WeeGee so why Sonic? LOL
LMAO (XD) +1
Well, right about now, it's accurately depicting Sonic's current sales. LOL Sloooooow.
*Adds Chaos Emeralds* Now in SUPER SLOW MO!!!
Lots more protein too…lol
Ah, but now they block your path more accurately than Snorlax.
Like they already did five times?
Who needs logic?
yo dawg we heard you like monitors.
Don't you mean a Rawketlawnchair?
Use the insanely cheap sonic final smash!
I never understood what that was from until 2 months ago when I became addicted to that game. +1 for making my day.
Don't forget about those speedy conveyor belts with spikey death at the end of them!!!
I'd trouble eat too, if I had awful games.
Re releasing games over and over: brought to you by nintendo. The more you release it the better it becomes like l4d2. http://www.halolz.com/2009/11/17/left-4-dead-2-re…
LOL actually they banned the use of items at the tournament…& the Smash Ball…probably because of him…
No, Snake's the one with the Burger King Edition.
Oh God, those would kill him. lol
Shh!
We can't let CDiGanon hear you!
knuckles, Shadow, Silver, Metal Sonic.
Indeed.
*sips wine*
I blame Sega more than Nintendo as a whole, though it does make money. Every console company has a fault, Sony overprices everything, Microsoft overcharges for online, and Nintendo re-releases games.
So wait, now when he gets hit he literally has the crap kicked out of him?
Fat sonic, Fat sonic
He's here to save the day
Fat sonic Fat sonic
He'll take your food away
So dont eat those chips and onion rings now
He'll take from you so you wont look like a cow
Fat Sonic Fat Sonic
Dont try and take his Chill dogs away
Someone, somewhere…is jacking off to this.
XxxHatesBluHedgehogsxxX has left the game: (disconnect by cartridge)
I am an American, and I must say: It's funny 'cause it's true.
Those rings contain the opposite of Australium…….
Gabenite.
I want the super size expansion : D
Well, obviously I am not a SEGA- but a Nintendo-child.
But then:
Sonic's the name, weight's my gain!
you'd think that Sonic would roll better the fatter he gets
and i'd like to see what happens in the Emerald stages, there are enough rings in there for him to fill up the whole half-pipe
what do we want? bigger doors! where do we want 'em? weed stores!
…IN AMERICA!
Rule #34: Oh how you disgust and reward me…it's a cruel relationship…
Blaze the Cat, Amy, Cream, Cheese the Chao (TASTE THE POWER OF CHEESE BITCHES!!!),
Big the Cat (NO!!! Wait, he'd probably die looking for Froggy after Robotnik starts blowing stuff up…send him in first!!!)
Sonic's not cheap! Sonic's just FAST!
For great justice.
We'll just get Whitney's Miltank as a body guard.
Make your meatshields more effective with hamburgers!
So getting bit in the ass will thin him.
Not such a good message to people who want to be slim.
Chemical Plant Zone: Flash through a high-tech maze built with pipes and ducts. Robotnik's flooded the factory with a toxic liquid called "Big Mac" that poisons Sonic in a few moments!
Wait a sec…
A good tip to remember is that Tails doesn't put on any weight when he picks up rings. When Sonic's to heavy to spin, you can still use Tails to kill enemies and pick up rings that would kill Sonic.
Oh, trust me, Fur Affinity's much worse.
Fat Sonic/Fat Samus. Rule 34, don’t fail me now.
"Acrofatic"
I'd make that link to tvtropes, but I've got no idea how.
I came back to this comment and summoned a roflcopter
What? Sonic is evolving!
Congratulations! Your Sonic evolved into Snorlax!
No, when they realize going 3-D was a retarded idea.