FAT SONIC - A SLIGHT INCLINE... MY ONE WEAKNESS!

Aeshir could defeat every robot thrown at him, but he was no match when Eggman replaced all the rings with tasty onion rings!

Believe it or not this is actually a full game mod called Sonic 2 XL where Sonic gets fatter the more rings he picks up! I kind of like this idea… Sonic needs rings to survive, but eat too many and he literally can’t move any more!

Here’s a video of what the gameplay is like:

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on July 14, 2010 · 4:02 PM 
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Depressing, Failure, Genesis, Growth Spurt, Haxorz, Health & Fitness, Irony, Retro, Sega, Sonic the Hedgehog, Weak Points

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153 Responses to “FAT SONIC”

  1. Dimomarg on July 14th, 2010 8:10 pm

    You're too slim!

  2. Kinockun on July 14th, 2010 8:10 pm

    Haha, Sonic's one weakness, OBESITY!!!! …and small inclines

  3. Acrazymonke on July 14th, 2010 8:12 pm

    Nice hustle tons of fun! Next time, eat a salad.

  4. MrRaccoon on July 14th, 2010 8:12 pm

    Also known as "Sonic meets deviantArt"

  5. Kinockun on July 14th, 2010 8:14 pm

    Yes, yes it is

  6. AuraMaster on July 14th, 2010 8:18 pm

    Years of chili dogs have finally caught up to him.

  7. Dimomarg on July 14th, 2010 8:18 pm

    …well, at least he can't use them to go buy drugs anymore… or GO buy drugs…

  8. AuraMaster on July 14th, 2010 8:19 pm

    Chemical Plant zone must produce trans fatty acids

  9. AuraMaster on July 14th, 2010 8:23 pm

    The "?" box is a liposuction power-up.

  10. Alterdeus on July 14th, 2010 8:25 pm

    I just found that the other day XD
    It's pretty fun.

  11. Miles on July 14th, 2010 8:27 pm

    Who's too slow now?

  12. AuraMaster on July 14th, 2010 4:28 pm

    Sonic's doing an excellent Gabe Newell impression.

  13. Jackthehedgy on July 14th, 2010 8:30 pm

    Hmm, I guess sonic traveled to America.

    (don't bash on me i live in America too.)

  14. Weibbles on July 14th, 2010 8:35 pm

    Eggman: Today ain't your day fatcakes.

  15. LeoTheProdigy on July 14th, 2010 8:36 pm

    Run, fatboy, run!

  16. AuraMaster on July 14th, 2010 8:43 pm

    Looks like Sonic needs to get his stomach stapled. Too bad it'll probably be to a buffet.

  17. Alpar on July 14th, 2010 8:46 pm

    We all hate you now.

  18. Alpar on July 14th, 2010 4:46 pm

    Come on Sonic, step it up! Oh, wait, YOU CAN'T! You're too slow!

    Ah, getting back is so fun…

  19. AuraMaster on July 14th, 2010 8:53 pm

    Sonic = Jabba the Hutt
    Tails = Salacious B. Crumb

  20. Miles on July 14th, 2010 8:55 pm

    And Half-Life and The next good Sonic Game were both delayed.
    Thanks AuraMaster.

  21. AuraMaster on July 14th, 2010 8:58 pm

    Because it's not like other comments on the site have delayed Episode 3 at all. >_>

  22. Marzen on July 14th, 2010 9:00 pm

    Auramaster, stop posting 10 times D:. Leaves some funny jokes for the little peoples!

  23. Miles on July 14th, 2010 9:02 pm

    I like the game concept.
    You need to have at least one ring to survive, but if you grab too many, you won't move, and you die anyways.
    And they love putting rings in inconvenient places too.

  24. AuraMaster on July 14th, 2010 9:08 pm

    Heh, sorry. They just came rapid fire to me. I'll let others display their wit next submission. In fact, I think I won't post next submission, so others can shine.

  25. LeoTheProdigy on July 14th, 2010 9:15 pm

    Whoo, glad I don't like Half-Life.

    Maybe I'll go make some more fat Gabe jokes.

  26. spaghettiweegee on July 14th, 2010 9:37 pm

    Sonic the Hedgehog: McDonald's Edition

  27. MiniNinja on July 14th, 2010 9:44 pm

    Sonic's the name, weight's the game!

  28. DClaw on July 14th, 2010 5:48 pm

    Heh…He has finally turned into the ONE thing he tried to destory!
    (You know who im talking about….That fat basterd…-.-)

  29. fmarulz on July 14th, 2010 9:52 pm

    I think that when he stop moving after he gets obese he have a heart attack and dies…

  30. Miles on July 14th, 2010 9:59 pm

    Leo! Don't!
    Everyone else will hate you!

  31. Miles on July 14th, 2010 10:00 pm

    In that case, look how close Sonic was to treatment in the picture!

  32. Miles on July 14th, 2010 10:01 pm

    You can still post, just save the witty jokes for others.

  33. Marzen on July 14th, 2010 10:07 pm

    Awww, too bad this wasn't a RING EATING CONTEST!

  34. Marzen on July 14th, 2010 10:09 pm

    Y'know, I just noticed. Even with Sonic's new gained obesity, Robotnik isn't THAT much less fat. AND HE STILL RUNS FASTER THAN SKINNY SONIC IN THE DEATH EGG ZONE. That bastard is HACKING, I just KNOW he is!

  35. GameboyPATH on July 14th, 2010 10:16 pm

    I would've liked to see Sonic break the plane at the end.

    I hope that the more he runs, the more fat he burns. That'd be kind of a nice message.

  36. Cypher on July 14th, 2010 10:20 pm

    HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAX!

    *Throws computer monitor*

  37. Alpar on July 14th, 2010 6:23 pm

    Actually, on second thought, it doesn't even matter anymore. You know he's not gonna release it.

  38. Trogador on July 14th, 2010 10:27 pm

    I'm in ur gaems, nommin ur rings.

  39. Darkangelsv1 on July 14th, 2010 10:28 pm

    He's not fat!
    He's just wide-boned!

  40. AuraMaster on July 14th, 2010 6:30 pm

    I'd say about 2 inches from treatment.

  41. TheKickAss'r Miles on July 14th, 2010 6:33 pm

    Then, let's dust off the crowbar and put it on display.

  42. Barry Allen on July 14th, 2010 6:35 pm

    I guess now
    *sunglasses*
    He's to slow.

    YYYYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  43. Acrazymonke on July 14th, 2010 6:39 pm

    Those hard arteries don't stop spikes now do they.

  44. Gentlemenkip on July 14th, 2010 6:43 pm

    I now know why there are no rings in chemical plant tubes……i can just picture sonic getting stuck in the tube or breaking it….and the plane man..THE PLANE!!!!!!!a fat thing landing on a plane would break it!

  45. BlueChameleon on July 14th, 2010 6:45 pm

    I think I'll take Tails out for a steak dinner tonight. Whatcha think about that?

  46. Gentlemenkip on July 14th, 2010 6:46 pm

    *points at Black Mesa Source team*them…they have been working on a mod for hl2 for a long time…heres the time they started to now 2004-2010

  47. Inky Blue on July 14th, 2010 10:46 pm

    in the video, Sonic is like "yeah, i'm fat, but who else is gonna defeat Robotnik and out run explosions?"

  48. Gentlemenkip on July 14th, 2010 6:47 pm

    Sonic: Well you arent much different chubby

  49. Gentlemenkip on July 14th, 2010 6:47 pm

    or…well that little run that lasts 1 second….

  50. Gentlemenkip on July 14th, 2010 6:48 pm

    Not like the Burger King Edition at all!

  51. BlueChameleon on July 14th, 2010 6:49 pm

    Ironically, he would have been better off on that Chilli Dog diet he was on before…

  52. Gentlemenkip on July 14th, 2010 6:51 pm

    i think hes working off his fat now
    *looks outside*
    nope hes just eating onion rings…..wait ONION RINGS!!!!!!!!
    tails go get him!
    lift him up if need be!

  53. bootmax55 on July 14th, 2010 10:51 pm

    haha first he needs to get thiner to do that

  54. Gentlemenkip on July 14th, 2010 6:53 pm

    but they dont put them in tubes that sonic goes through..otherwise sonic would break the tube or get stuck in it

  55. Ivan102 on July 14th, 2010 6:53 pm

    Too much onion rings = Heart attack.

  56. Gentlemenkip on July 14th, 2010 6:54 pm

    nah… he needs to lift his stomach up a bit…then hes better..but…instead he gets a heart attack

  57. Acrazymonke on July 14th, 2010 6:55 pm

    I didn't think you swung that way…

  58. Alterdeus on July 14th, 2010 11:02 pm

    Yeah if you get him too big to move you gotta run back and forth and he gets slimmer. Also just losing your rings doesn't work, you gotta run it off.

  59. AuraMaster on July 14th, 2010 11:04 pm

    ZING

  60. Alterdeus on July 14th, 2010 11:05 pm

    That'd prolly be too hard to code for them XD

    I did the cheat code and put a ton of rings at the end and he still didn't break it or anything lol http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a294/Alterdeus/

  61. AuraMaster on July 14th, 2010 11:05 pm

    Oh, man; Tails is gonna get such a hernia.

  62. AuraMaster on July 14th, 2010 11:07 pm

    I'm dead sexay, you are crap!

    …Oh, wait; you meant Robotnik.

  63. AuraMaster on July 14th, 2010 11:10 pm

    Suddenly, getting enough for an extra life doesn't seem worth it, since you'd lose about five in the process.

  64. Miles on July 14th, 2010 11:10 pm

    Yep

  65. Daifuku on July 14th, 2010 11:13 pm

    Sadly, Crowbar + Science =/= Results this time.

  66. Daifuku on July 14th, 2010 11:14 pm

    5:05
    Slowest
    Destruction
    Sequence
    EVER!!!

  67. Daifuku on July 14th, 2010 11:15 pm

    Robotnik: I have a hoverchair. Your argument is invalid!

  68. shadow649 on July 14th, 2010 11:16 pm

    golden wrench plus science? let's use the crowbar to fix the Bp oil spill that is in EVERY recent sonic post except this one.

  69. shadow649 on July 14th, 2010 11:17 pm

    The next GOOD sonic game? Like when they get the old games and put them into a super game pack?

  70. shadow649 on July 14th, 2010 11:18 pm

    Bazzinga! Wait who?

  71. shadow649 on July 14th, 2010 11:19 pm

    No wonder I haven't played ssbb in awhile… I swore that if I heard "You're too slow" I was gonna make gabe newell sit on my copy of the game.

  72. Daifuku on July 14th, 2010 11:19 pm

    Your logic is flawed, because just by posting that comment you have brought said topic into the post. Yer lojiks had faildures.

  73. shadow649 on July 14th, 2010 11:20 pm

    Heart attacks are for wimps! and people who are having heart attacks.

  74. shadow649 on July 14th, 2010 11:20 pm

    What if it's Omega 3 fatty acids? those r healthy.

  75. sorin255 on July 14th, 2010 11:21 pm

    said the pot to the kettle

  76. BlueChameleon on July 14th, 2010 11:22 pm

    It's pronounced C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!

  77. sorin255 on July 14th, 2010 11:23 pm

    it's a hologram imo, robotnik's already inside giant robotnik he just needed to point sonic to his doom somehow
    also… if you're slim at 0 rings… doesnt that mean you'll be slim for death egg zone anyway? there are no rings there!

  78. shadow649 on July 14th, 2010 11:23 pm

    He can't fit through the door.

  79. shadow649 on July 14th, 2010 11:24 pm

    I guess we could say…
    *onion ring sunglasses*
    He was just too slow.

    F*** YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

  80. shadow649 on July 14th, 2010 11:26 pm

    Ceiling Monitor is watching you… do disturbing stuff

  81. shadow649 on July 14th, 2010 11:26 pm

    isn't it "weight's MY game!"

  82. shadow649 on July 14th, 2010 11:27 pm

    If it was he'd have a crown and be stalking people getting them to eat burgers.

  83. shadow649 on July 14th, 2010 11:27 pm

    Don't let the funny jokes die,
    Instead try to reply!

  84. shadow649 on July 14th, 2010 11:28 pm

    POP QUIZ what is the likelihood of most people on this site knowing who Crumb is?

  85. shadow649 on July 14th, 2010 11:30 pm

    Contradictions are my specialty!

  86. Daifuku on July 14th, 2010 11:31 pm

    All the rings are in the same place as in the original ._.

  87. sorin255 on July 14th, 2010 11:32 pm

    did someone say whitney jokes?

    Fat sonic can still use rollout! Even if he can't attract…

  88. shadow649 on July 14th, 2010 11:34 pm

    Let's see that again! In slo mo!

  89. sorin255 on July 14th, 2010 11:34 pm

    too bad…. wouldnt meth slim him up enough to even it out?

  90. sorin255 on July 14th, 2010 11:37 pm

    i know who he i-
    no wait i fail i had to wikipedia it =/

  91. shadow649 on July 14th, 2010 11:39 pm

    what about stairs? you'd have to keep jumping and jumping…

  92. sorin255 on July 14th, 2010 11:44 pm

    tails

  93. Miles on July 14th, 2010 11:48 pm

    Not really.
    He brought BP into the discussion, not the post, which is about Sonic's obesity!

  94. shadow649 on July 14th, 2010 11:52 pm

    Thank you Miles. We >100 people gotta stick together or something!

  95. AuraMaster on July 15th, 2010 12:07 am

    If they've seen Return of the Jedi, fairly likely. If they haven't, not a chance.

  96. AuraMaster on July 15th, 2010 12:09 am

    Mm-hmm. *sips beer*

  97. shadow649 on July 15th, 2010 12:12 am

    Do they even say his name or mention him much? I don't remember that in the movie.

  98. By-Tor on July 15th, 2010 12:15 am

    Insert sonic brawl taunt here.

    No time to look one up, too busy leveling my cyndaquil…

  99. By-Tor on July 15th, 2010 12:18 am

    OOoooh, I thought you meant "ONE thing" as in "One ring".. cause they tried to destroy the ring, and there are rings, and he became a ring. Like a circle.

    Alright By-Tor, that's enough outa you, back to nap time. *Falls asleep at laptop*

  100. MasterLuigi452 on July 15th, 2010 12:27 am

    That was…
    Just wrong…
    The irony for Sonic.

  101. tryrestart on July 15th, 2010 12:31 am

    Is…Is anyone paying attention to me?
    (returning to original character of discussion)

  102. Acrazymonke on July 15th, 2010 12:40 am

    No, I think not.

  103. Cvar00 on July 15th, 2010 12:51 am

    Sonic got tired of gold and went with Onion Rings.

  104. Missinko009 on July 15th, 2010 1:27 am

    My copy of Super Smash Bros. Brawl is scratched…also, I've got a SSBB tournament this Saturday I'm going to…I'm screwed because I haven't practiced in a month…I want to WIN!!!

  105. meinmattias on July 15th, 2010 1:27 am

    What's that, Dieting Corporation? Doing cardio actually makes you gain weight? The only proper, healthy weight loss solution is to starve yourself and take dozens of your pills?

  106. Missinko009 on July 15th, 2010 1:28 am

    Psh…nobody pays attention to WeeGee so why Sonic? LOL

  107. Missinko009 on July 15th, 2010 1:29 am

    LMAO (XD) +1

  108. Missinko009 on July 14th, 2010 9:32 pm

    Well, right about now, it's accurately depicting Sonic's current sales. LOL Sloooooow.

  109. Missinko009 on July 15th, 2010 1:32 am

    *Adds Chaos Emeralds* Now in SUPER SLOW MO!!!

  110. Missinko009 on July 15th, 2010 1:33 am

    Lots more protein too…lol

  111. Missinko009 on July 15th, 2010 1:34 am

    Ah, but now they block your path more accurately than Snorlax.

  112. Geary_Digit on July 15th, 2010 1:36 am

    Like they already did five times?

  113. TheTopHatKid on July 15th, 2010 1:41 am
  114. TheTopHatKid on July 15th, 2010 1:43 am

    yo dawg we heard you like monitors.

  115. Geary_Digit on July 15th, 2010 1:47 am

    Don't you mean a Rawketlawnchair?

  116. shadow649 on July 15th, 2010 1:50 am

    Use the insanely cheap sonic final smash!

  117. shadow649 on July 15th, 2010 1:51 am

    I never understood what that was from until 2 months ago when I became addicted to that game. +1 for making my day.

  118. Missinko009 on July 15th, 2010 1:52 am

    Don't forget about those speedy conveyor belts with spikey death at the end of them!!!

  119. hadoukenman on July 14th, 2010 9:53 pm

    I'd trouble eat too, if I had awful games.

  120. shadow649 on July 15th, 2010 1:54 am

    Re releasing games over and over: brought to you by nintendo. The more you release it the better it becomes like l4d2. http://www.halolz.com/2009/11/17/left-4-dead-2-re

  121. Missinko009 on July 15th, 2010 2:00 am

    LOL actually they banned the use of items at the tournament…& the Smash Ball…probably because of him…

  122. Miles on July 15th, 2010 2:06 am

    No, Snake's the one with the Burger King Edition.

  123. Kinockun on July 15th, 2010 2:15 am

    Oh God, those would kill him. lol

  124. Miles on July 15th, 2010 2:18 am

    Shh!
    We can't let CDiGanon hear you!

  125. Miles on July 15th, 2010 2:20 am

    knuckles, Shadow, Silver, Metal Sonic.

  126. Miles on July 15th, 2010 2:27 am

    Indeed.
    *sips wine*

  127. Geary_Digit on July 15th, 2010 3:18 am

    I blame Sega more than Nintendo as a whole, though it does make money. Every console company has a fault, Sony overprices everything, Microsoft overcharges for online, and Nintendo re-releases games.

  128. SirCannonFodder on July 14th, 2010 11:28 pm

    So wait, now when he gets hit he literally has the crap kicked out of him?

  129. Dr.Panda on July 15th, 2010 3:32 am

    Fat sonic, Fat sonic
    He's here to save the day

    Fat sonic Fat sonic
    He'll take your food away

    So dont eat those chips and onion rings now
    He'll take from you so you wont look like a cow

    Fat Sonic Fat Sonic
    Dont try and take his Chill dogs away

  130. tveye on July 15th, 2010 4:13 am

    Someone, somewhere…is jacking off to this.

  131. Miketuu on July 15th, 2010 4:16 am

    XxxHatesBluHedgehogsxxX has left the game: (disconnect by cartridge)

  132. Miketuu on July 15th, 2010 12:19 am

    I am an American, and I must say: It's funny 'cause it's true.

  133. Miketuu on July 15th, 2010 4:26 am

    Those rings contain the opposite of Australium…….
    Gabenite.

  134. fmarulz on July 15th, 2010 4:58 am

    I want the super size expansion : D

  135. MiniNinja on July 15th, 2010 8:04 am

    Well, obviously I am not a SEGA- but a Nintendo-child.

    But then:

    Sonic's the name, weight's my gain!

  136. akis on July 15th, 2010 9:29 am

    you'd think that Sonic would roll better the fatter he gets

    and i'd like to see what happens in the Emerald stages, there are enough rings in there for him to fill up the whole half-pipe

  137. Dimomarg on July 15th, 2010 11:26 am

    what do we want? bigger doors! where do we want 'em? weed stores!

  138. Dimomarg on July 15th, 2010 11:28 am

    …IN AMERICA!

  139. Missinko009 on July 16th, 2010 6:50 pm

    Rule #34: Oh how you disgust and reward me…it's a cruel relationship…

  140. Missinko009 on July 16th, 2010 6:53 pm

    Blaze the Cat, Amy, Cream, Cheese the Chao (TASTE THE POWER OF CHEESE BITCHES!!!),

    Big the Cat (NO!!! Wait, he'd probably die looking for Froggy after Robotnik starts blowing stuff up…send him in first!!!)

  141. AuraMaster on July 16th, 2010 9:48 pm

    Sonic's not cheap! Sonic's just FAST!

  142. AuraMaster on July 16th, 2010 9:53 pm
  143. AuraMaster on July 16th, 2010 9:54 pm

    We'll just get Whitney's Miltank as a body guard.

  144. shadow649 on July 17th, 2010 1:18 am

    Make your meatshields more effective with hamburgers!

  145. Rozsudek on July 17th, 2010 1:24 pm

    So getting bit in the ass will thin him.

    Not such a good message to people who want to be slim.

  146. ZeikHunter on July 17th, 2010 5:31 pm

    Chemical Plant Zone: Flash through a high-tech maze built with pipes and ducts. Robotnik's flooded the factory with a toxic liquid called "Big Mac" that poisons Sonic in a few moments!

    Wait a sec…

  147. Tezka on July 17th, 2010 3:05 pm

    A good tip to remember is that Tails doesn't put on any weight when he picks up rings. When Sonic's to heavy to spin, you can still use Tails to kill enemies and pick up rings that would kill Sonic.

  148. Tezka on July 17th, 2010 3:06 pm

    Oh, trust me, Fur Affinity's much worse.

  149. Internet Noir on July 30th, 2010 3:44 pm

    Fat Sonic/Fat Samus. Rule 34, don’t fail me now.

  150. Hatley96 on May 30th, 2011 6:46 am

    "Acrofatic"

    I'd make that link to tvtropes, but I've got no idea how.

  151. general Mudkip on July 13th, 2011 12:26 am

    I came back to this comment and summoned a roflcopter

  152. GdMBuRn on August 12th, 2011 4:39 am

    What? Sonic is evolving!

    Congratulations! Your Sonic evolved into Snorlax!

  153. AManWithACloak on September 14th, 2011 3:18 am

    No, when they realize going 3-D was a retarded idea.

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