DANGER: READING THIS MAY RESULT IN HEADSHOT

Thanks for readin’ my spray, wankah!

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on July 14, 2010 · 10:57 PM 
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71 Responses to “DANGER: READING THIS MAY RESULT IN HEADSHOT”

  1. BlazingBlur on July 15th, 2010 3:00 am

    Psssshhhh yeah rig-*sniped*

  2. MexicanJuice on July 15th, 2010 3:22 am

    Thanks for standin' still, wanker!

  3. Xyxoz on July 15th, 2010 3:23 am

    Schmuck bait.

  4. SMELLYFART on July 14th, 2010 11:31 pm

    cant let you read that wanker!

  5. Ivan102 on July 15th, 2010 3:31 am

    Went god give you signs, you should follow them.

  6. El_bruno on July 15th, 2010 3:34 am

    BAH! We all know boobs are the ultimate trap. But he still gets points for honesty

  7. racistmario on July 14th, 2010 11:35 pm

    cant let you snipe thats wanker

  8. Miles on July 15th, 2010 4:09 am

    *reads* I sense a disturbance.
    *avoids getting shot with Double Team*
    That Sniper's a spy!
    Seriously, he's got the Ambassador and everything!

  9. Badonk on July 15th, 2010 4:12 am

    Guys! i cant read English… can someone tell me what this says? *whole team walks out*

  10. OrionX on July 15th, 2010 12:14 am

    ur spray no haz tits
    i no look at it

  11. tveye on July 15th, 2010 4:16 am

    Are you willing to tempt fate?

    Also, wankah.

  12. MrRaccoon on July 15th, 2010 4:22 am

    It reminds me of another one, it was like "the spy lies here", and when an actual spy stoped to read it, well, you can guess the rest wankah

  13. Darkangelsv1 on July 15th, 2010 4:38 am

    Tropes? In my Halolz?

  14. Lordshadow on July 15th, 2010 4:54 am

    More likely than you think.

  15. Captain_Flavor on July 15th, 2010 5:02 am

    inb4it'satrap!

  16. Nick Soapdish on July 15th, 2010 5:08 am

    I saw the sign,
    and it opened up my mind I saw the sign.

  17. Acrazymonke on July 15th, 2010 5:30 am

    Thanks for standin still wank-*backstabbed*

  18. M4DD4WG on July 15th, 2010 1:31 am

    Likewi-*fwwwoooooooooooooooooooooosh*

  19. KingofRetards on July 15th, 2010 5:32 am

    inb4BOOM!HEADSHOT!

  20. Ataeru on July 15th, 2010 5:38 am

    HEY! an Ace of Base song! ^^
    +1

  21. Ataeru on July 15th, 2010 5:40 am

    INB4 Alpar going GRAMMAR HAMMER!

  22. Ataeru on July 15th, 2010 5:42 am

    I thought Bridget was the ultimate trap.

  23. VideoGameGeek on July 15th, 2010 5:52 am

    Nope.

    *walks away*

  24. MasterLuigi452 on July 15th, 2010 5:58 am

    FREE TROPES CHECK!!

  25. Xyxoz on July 15th, 2010 6:03 am

    Snipin's a good job…

  26. Xyxoz on July 15th, 2010 2:05 am

    Why not? Halolz and TvTropes Will Ruin Your Life.

  27. Xyxoz on July 15th, 2010 6:06 am

    Well actually, both are tied, but if Bridget grows boobs, then something is seriously wrong.

  28. Link4all on July 15th, 2010 6:07 am

    Hey, I wonder if this applies to people reading th-

    MY HEAD, IT BLEEDS.

  29. Xyxoz on July 15th, 2010 6:07 am

    …Bloody wanker…

  30. Vosur on July 15th, 2010 6:13 am

    Gentle- *set ablaze* I do believe I'm on fire.

  31. El_bruno on July 15th, 2010 2:15 am

    Nah, there are worse things, like Samus growing a di-
    *shoots himself*
    *can do sniper's job better than sniper*

  32. Vosur on July 15th, 2010 6:16 am

    Now that's a tongue-twister if I ever heard that.

  33. NekoKnight on July 15th, 2010 6:22 am

    Pictures of hot girls and warning signs are the two leading causes of death in America. Please use vision responsibly.

  34. Jet_Sparrow on July 15th, 2010 6:22 am

    Mate.

  35. DrRickRollins on July 15th, 2010 6:28 am

    I'm not a crazy gunman dad.

  36. Inky Blue on July 15th, 2010 2:29 am

    it's like hot girl backstabbing, only you're not gonna die from pyros after it

    Link: http://www.halolz.com/2010/04/29/video-hot-girl-b

  37. DrRickRollins on July 15th, 2010 6:30 am

    Only one person can read this and walk away…

    guy with green hat…

    L-something

  38. NoChorus on July 15th, 2010 6:40 am

    Dude, you're forgetting about Chuck Norris and Candlejack, how coul

  39. Dimomarg on July 15th, 2010 6:45 am

    it's like nude sprays, only less effective!

  40. NoChorus on July 15th, 2010 6:46 am

    I guess illiteracy wins in this situation.

  41. Inky Blue on July 15th, 2010 6:46 am

    I'm assassin

    well, one a profession and the other bleeding mental sickness

  42. Paulrus-Keaton? on July 15th, 2010 2:56 am

    I don't see how Shawn could have taken this screenshot since he's never on.
    HAW HAW HAW. :B

  43. Paulrus-Keaton? on July 15th, 2010 6:58 am

    For added danger/fun, try locating the said Sniper and moon him while he's zoomed in.

    You'll get a chuckle.

  44. A_R_ on July 15th, 2010 7:16 am

    That Engineer is a Spy!

  45. A_R_ on July 15th, 2010 7:17 am

    Dad… Put mom on a phone!

  46. Xyxoz on July 15th, 2010 7:26 am

    I'll tell ya. My parents. Do not care.

  47. A_R_ on July 15th, 2010 7:36 am

    Tell dad i'm a doctor now…

    >Change Class
    >Select "Medic"

  48. Roflcopter419 on July 15th, 2010 7:41 am

    Lesson learned: don't look at sprays. Ever. They're always traps.

  49. Nick Soapdish on July 15th, 2010 7:46 am

    +1 for World of Goo

  50. A_R_ on July 15th, 2010 7:51 am

    By the way:
    I recently finished it again and i think that World Of Goo has a Tetris reference, because the easiest way to get an OCD in the MOM's Computer is using only "LIIIIINE PIEEEECE!".

  51. Nick Soapdish on July 15th, 2010 7:52 am

    You may be one of very few people to get.
    Most people don't realize that their primal drummings soothed the people of 1996.

  52. Xyxoz on July 15th, 2010 8:05 am

    MRHRHRHR *pt-pt-pt*
    Beep-Beep
    I told ya, don't touch that darn thing!

  53. akis on July 15th, 2010 9:43 am

    being a sniper is so easy, you don't even have to aim

    though, i have to say, where is the pile of bodies below the spray? i guess its not quite successful as the "FYI i'm a spy" or "<< this guy is totally not a spy" spray lol

  54. Dracojounin7 on July 15th, 2010 10:25 am

    GRAMMAR HAMMER! You only said Alpar. :P

  55. Alpar on July 15th, 2010 10:32 am

    Nope.

  56. Alpar on July 15th, 2010 10:33 am

    I am prepared to do whatever it takes!

  57. Alpar on July 15th, 2010 10:33 am

    Nah. That's just internet altogether.

  58. Alpar on July 15th, 2010 10:35 am

    …You know, that raises a valid point. Am I the only one grammar hammering around here anymore?

  59. Alpar on July 15th, 2010 10:35 am

    Like that animated Sniper spray, which I actually thought was gonna kill me.

  60. Grashbar on July 15th, 2010 10:48 am

    I'm fully charged!
    *BZRT**Whirr…tatatatatatatatata*
    WAHAHAHAHAHA! Cry sum moar!

  61. A_R_ on July 15th, 2010 7:54 am

    Healing's a good job, Dumkopf.

  62. A_R_ on July 15th, 2010 11:56 am

    Just lay your wrench down and walk away.

  63. XxGiroxX on July 15th, 2010 2:39 pm

    not reading sign can result in
    death
    dismemberment
    and of course head shots (from me on the other side of the map)

  64. Frentzen127 on July 15th, 2010 3:15 pm

    It was you. Very full of yourself. Then, very briefly surprised. Then, dead.
    also:
    I was never on your side either!… wanker!
    Obvious lines are obvious!

  65. FrEEz on July 15th, 2010 1:10 pm

    I want to give this a 5/5 but i cannot because of the existing potential for it to be better. That potential is having someone (preferably a heavy due to their limited intelligence) reading the sign with the cross on his head.

    4/5. Good try old chap.

    .

  66. Xyxoz on July 15th, 2010 7:58 pm

    I thought you were referring to a headshot.

  67. JboneDRS on July 16th, 2010 8:42 am

    Guy reading it -- Huh? I don't…. fuck… --

  68. nonraison on July 20th, 2010 10:39 pm

    hey a sign!
    *reads*
    I wonder what it means…….

  69. Tael on July 22nd, 2010 7:37 am

    Especially when someone puts the animated sniper dot exactly where he's looking…

  70. darkdan1100 on August 31st, 2010 8:25 am

    I can haz grammar hammar?

  71. darkdan1100 on August 31st, 2010 8:26 am

    KaBOOM!
    Hahahaha, there gonna have ta glue you back together, IN HELL!

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