Following the chain of command gets harder for the Terrans every day…
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on July 12, 2010 · 10:21 AM
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Tsk tsk.
If only they had additional pylons…
it's funny because it's true!
I can't see anything….
Is this some kind of twisted wolf joke?
Nope. It's some sort of twisted Engineer joke.
Need more supply depot here
Need more supply depot here
Need more supply depot here
Need more supply depot here
Need more supply depot here
Need more supply depot here
General: Nope.
Damnit, they found out our secret! *hides*
Seems like everything's in order over her- O SHIT ZERG RUSH!
Hot Pockets, the food of the kings.
Hot Pockets or Terran army?
Decisions; decisions…
That wouldn't help. They don't have any probes to build them anyways.
He's never heard of firebats either.
Everyone knows you don't kill off the marines when you need a new siege tank. You start with the SCVs that are doing nothing. Also a siege tank takes up 2 supply yet he killed 1 marine.
This is obviously untrue. If the "general" saw a zerg rush coming he'd simply rage quit. These are facts.
You probably think your marines are idiots. Well your marines think you're an idiot. That's the glory of a chain of command.
But Zerg Rush > Firebat rush + Stimpacks
Maybe he had one spare supply, thus only needing to off one marine.
Mmm…I love the smell of internets in the face of cruel combat!
maybe, *sniff* maybe…
Now who would target a Nuclear Launch at his own base? That's just silly.
Also there's a lucky SCV who survived by hiding in the Refinery. Clever girl…
The General for some reason also likes to call us in, only just to hang up. He apparently enjoys the different reactions each troop member gets.
Ps-Almost 69!
Indeed a fact.
Nope. Spy sappin' his internets
Clearly the only thing to say is ZOMG!!!!
TROLL 'ROUND HERE!
EDIT:: You seem to have a more… advanced case. Unfortunately, this means that the troll has taken a specific affection towards your contributions to Halolz
Got a hot pocket update to attend to.
It's less cruel than killing villagers in Age of Empires just to hear their screams
*awesomefaces*
Then they'd need other Protoss technology.
Like Dispensers!
They can, if they have a golden wrench!
Dang rabbit, its not pronounced "corpse", its pronounced "core".
Of course, if the general is making hot pockets in the middle of combat, corpse is rather fitting.
You call that being close to 69? I´ve seen worms getting closer to that than you are, MAGGOT!
Also, +1 you for great justice.
Is it safe to come out?
Grab your +1's everyone, it's troll season.
Wife: Commander NekoKnight, want to… power up?
NekoKnight: I… can't.
Wife: Why not?
NekoKnight: A Ghost sapped my pylon…. I just can't keep the power field up.
For just 49.99 energy you can get the patented "Ghost Check". Using sophisticated Scanner Sweeps(c) you can stop those pesky Ghosts from sapping your pylons!
The REAL question is what KIND of Hot Pocket it is…only the pepperoni is victorious!!!
How do you know he wasn't playing against a Korean?
-1 TROLLS ARE AROUND I PROTECT YOUR E-PEENS WITH MY +1'S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Remember kids!
Make sure you build Marin and Firebat armies with Medics to win Zerg Rush!
Make sure you upgrade Marin's shot range and Steampack!
Oh and Bunkers with Turrets right beside them!
Brought to you by Masterluigi452, the official Korean Starcraft player.
+1'd you both.
And good luck trying to get to 100.
Seriously, have you seen Alpar?
I used to have trouble keeping my pylon's power field up. Know what I did? I stopped playing Starcraft and started playing Pokemon. Best move I ever made.
I went to the Halolz archives, and +1'd his old comments, and he's still at 99!
So I said to the Hellion, "Keep your strange products away from me." and then he set me on fire! And now I am in a comercial for some reason.
*High fives*
Anyways bunker + firebats = zergling rush / 0 DISCUSS!
Why don't I count all the marines? 72 counting the medics. 72/8 = 9 the equation works out so he has 9 supply depots.
Oh you dropped your +1. Wait no don't bend over to pick it up! theres trolls around!
Thanks Miles. I really appreciate it man.
Hey no problem.
Who said that?
Can't let you do that, Wolfite.
….Marin's?