Following the chain of command gets harder for the Terrans every day…
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on July 12, 2010 · 10:21 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (151 votes, average: 4.69 out of 5)
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50 Responses to “[VIDEO] The Worst Starcraft General”

  1. AuraMaster on July 12th, 2010 2:27 pm

    Tsk tsk.

    If only they had additional pylons…

  2. Sr_Pantalones on July 12th, 2010 2:36 pm

    it's funny because it's true!

  3. MrRaccoon on July 12th, 2010 2:53 pm

    I can't see anything….
    Is this some kind of twisted wolf joke?

  4. DrRickRollins on July 12th, 2010 3:53 pm

    Need more supply depot here
    Need more supply depot here
    Need more supply depot here
    Need more supply depot here
    Need more supply depot here
    Need more supply depot here

    General: Nope.

  5. LeoTheProdigy on July 12th, 2010 4:42 pm

    Seems like everything's in order over her- O SHIT ZERG RUSH!

  6. ArmyOfMidgets on July 12th, 2010 4:51 pm

    Hot Pockets, the food of the kings.

  7. Ivan102 on July 12th, 2010 5:20 pm

    Hot Pockets or Terran army?
    Decisions; decisions…

  8. shadow649 on July 12th, 2010 5:25 pm

    He's never heard of firebats either.

  9. BurnoutSpartan on July 12th, 2010 5:26 pm

    This is obviously untrue. If the "general" saw a zerg rush coming he'd simply rage quit. These are facts.

  10. shadow649 on July 12th, 2010 5:27 pm

    You probably think your marines are idiots. Well your marines think you're an idiot. That's the glory of a chain of command.

  11. meinmattias on July 12th, 2010 6:12 pm

    Mmm…I love the smell of internets in the face of cruel combat!

  12. Tifakitteh on July 12th, 2010 2:31 pm

    Now who would target a Nuclear Launch at his own base? That's just silly.

    Also there's a lucky SCV who survived by hiding in the Refinery. Clever girl…

  13. Xyxoz on July 12th, 2010 7:04 pm

    The General for some reason also likes to call us in, only just to hang up. He apparently enjoys the different reactions each troop member gets.

    Ps-Almost 69!

  14. Inky Blue on July 12th, 2010 8:56 pm

    Clearly the only thing to say is ZOMG!!!!

  15. MrRaccoon on July 12th, 2010 9:39 pm

    It's less cruel than killing villagers in Age of Empires just to hear their screams
    *awesomefaces*

  16. truegentleman on July 12th, 2010 10:06 pm

    Dang rabbit, its not pronounced "corpse", its pronounced "core".

    Of course, if the general is making hot pockets in the middle of combat, corpse is rather fitting.

  17. NekoKnight on July 12th, 2010 10:30 pm

    Wife: Commander NekoKnight, want to… power up?
    NekoKnight: I… can't.
    Wife: Why not?
    NekoKnight: A Ghost sapped my pylon…. I just can't keep the power field up.

    For just 49.99 energy you can get the patented "Ghost Check". Using sophisticated Scanner Sweeps(c) you can stop those pesky Ghosts from sapping your pylons!

  18. SenorTaco77 on July 13th, 2010 12:49 am

    How do you know he wasn't playing against a Korean?

  19. SenorTaco77 on July 13th, 2010 12:51 am

    -1 TROLLS ARE AROUND I PROTECT YOUR E-PEENS WITH MY +1'S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  20. MasterLuigi452 on July 12th, 2010 9:55 pm

    Remember kids!
    Make sure you build Marin and Firebat armies with Medics to win Zerg Rush!
    Make sure you upgrade Marin's shot range and Steampack!
    Oh and Bunkers with Turrets right beside them!

    Brought to you by Masterluigi452, the official Korean Starcraft player.

  21. Alpar on July 13th, 2010 4:57 pm

    *High fives*

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