All I can think of is John Madden’s voice… “BOOM WHERE’D THAT TRUCK COME FROM!”
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on June 25, 2010 · 7:06 PM
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I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!
At least it got the boring character.
I guess you can CHARGE the cost for the gas onto Rochelle's card
My charger pushes the survivor in the water
and they're like "BLUBBLUBBLUBBLUB"
wow. that reminds me of the time in swamp fever where rochelle randomly fell into the water and just stayed there. she was a speck of blue outline and someone was playing as her. GLITCHES FTW
Charger does not like the idea of girls being out of the kitchen
Man, takes me back to the demo days. It was pretty much that bad. Good times.
Hey, that was the feller who masturbates all day lawng!
Nick: What are we supposed to signal him with?
Ellis: Oh, there's flares in the gun bag.
Nick: What gun —
Nick: Rochelle!
Ellis: You didn't grab the guns?
Ellis: Oh shit, man! Oh shit, man. OH SHIT…
I don't think you can loot a dead body that fast.
Looks like Rochelle…
*puts on shades*
is gonna have to…uh….hmm….(WITTY PUN HERE)
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I can see the rest in my head
Nick: "O.k. Now we just need to cross safely over to th-" *Jockey'd*
Ellis: "What the Hell Just hap-" *Huntered*
Coach: "I'm co- " *Smokered*
And all before they can leave the safe zone
But he said he just wanted some Good 'ol fashioned Cola. Why would he take Rochelle?
Who died and made Nick gun monitor?
Well, I can't blame him for not noticing…
And damn right, they go BLUBLUBLUB
I could Charge you, but I have to respawn.*
*ALTERNATE LINE!: I could drown you, but I'd have to Charge.
Maybe he thought she had a FOOTBALL!
But Ellis was the one with the heroine…I mean adrenaline!
You see, not to be discriminating, but this is exactly what I was talking about…
I wonder if he can catch up with the C_O . . .
The charger, he couldn't resist…
Dat ass.
USE THE BOOST TO GET THROUGH!
I call this karma for dissing the vest.
THERE'S A CHARGER ON YO- *charged*
Was that Rochelle?
Doesn't matter now
Continuing from where Shawn left off:
Let's go to replay. Rochelle's just sitting here, waiting for her teammates to finish the conversation. If she wants to make it in this zombie apocalypse, she's gotta realize an attack can come from anywhere at anytime! Look here, the lane's completely open, no support from the other survivors. That allowed the Charger player to completely level her.
Al Michaels: Gotta work on her pocket presence, for sure, John. Here comes second down.
Looks like we made it to shore!
*KARMA CHARGER*
Imagine if it was a tank. :D
He was with the heroine? Who was she?
Oh no! Not- oh, it was Rochelle. Whatever.
Wait…why is it called hard raiAGRAGHBLARG
Did I ever tell you the time my buddy Keith was playin' Left 4 Dead 2 online, and got charged off the pier at the beginning of the Parish? 12 broken bones in his body. I think the Charger was Shawn actually. Maybe Scott. Everybody raged, but then we found it kinda funny. Then we raged again. Then we went to Dark Carnival… but we couldn't finish because Scott glitched the game.
(True story. Shawn and his cohorts are so silly)
This is what it feels to be in an anime convention right?
Aka: Me charger, you human rape toy
That is the scariest fucking thing I've ever seen in my entire life.
*plop*
O_e
USE BOOMERS WISELY!
Ellis? Maybe not the best time.
Maybe, but it won't be as awesome. He's not doing it on purpose.
To be honest though, I don't know why the -1s for him for not really making a joke, because most people who just put (witty comment) get around +4.
Charger: This will be the last time you see me!
…
Y'know…if chargers could speak with words and not moos and grunts…
See? They DO hate me. Or, maybe the -1 troll is attacking and I have no defense.
Can't let you ride that, Star Jock
TAAANK! I mean--LANDMASTER!
maybe that charger is some kind of new spy……
or even better, spy upgrade : D
Shawn are you uploading these in 720? I'm getting like 3 FPS on these vids, man.
Im pretty sure someone just died….cant quite recall her name though……. Didnt she date uhh..that green guy with the mustache from Mario?
musta been trying to get away from all the vuvuzelas, rochelle just happened to be in the way.
this just proves my theory that every one hates rochelle.
Ellis:Hey Nick?
Nick:Yeah?
Ellis:What do you think the chances of us getting out of here alive Is? Could you give me a number crunch real quick?
Nick:Uhh yeah, I'm coming upp with 32.33, repeating of course, percentage if survival.
Ellis:Well thats alot better than we usually do, uhh…
Charger:Times up ! Let's do this! LEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOY JENKINS!!!!
Coach:Oh my god he just took out Rochelle.
Nick: Stick to the plan!
Nobody liked Rochelle anyway.
Moving on!
Witty joke man. You want a SMOKE now?
Link? No wait… yeah it's gotta be link…
The typical game of Brawl:
LANDMASTER! LANDMASTER! LANDMASTER! LANDMASTER! LANDMASTER! LANDMASTER! LANDMASTER! LANDMASTER! LANDMASTER! LANDMASTER! LANDMASTER! LANDMASTER! LANDMASTER!
*Rochelle dies*
Nick: Who died and made me gun monitor?"
KITTYLAND!
Or everyone hates you…
Looks like Rochelle…
*Puts on shades*
just went for a swim
YEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Heavy: HOW COULD DIS HAPPEN?!
"Who died and made me gun monitor? ….Oh wait."
Do I look like some sort of queer to you?
…..Yes.
*Shot*
Or people are just ambiguous with their actions.
I can't come up with a witty comment for this, so instead…
KIDDYLAND!
Thanks for standing still wan-
*Crit Rocketed*
My theory is that anyone with a negative peen is doomed to more -1s, no matter what they post. Kinda stupid if you ask me.
FAAAAAALCOOOOOOOOOOON PUUUUUUUNCH!!!! It's super ineffective! Assist trophy spam!
Kinda like in Halo 3 and your playing with 3 other friend on the same xbox and one of them is an idiot and accidentaly fires a rocket at his feet killing 1 person and getting all 4 of us booted?
Well if we check every washroom in the level we might just find a replacement. Maybe we can find Louis cause he'll be so helpful.
Maggo-
*backstabbed*
Wait. if you pause the video, the charger is actually moving backwards.
Moonwalking Charger?
Gentleme-
*igniteted*
Mpphh-
*blown up*
This woulda been (even more) win if he had the Juggernaut sound installed XD
All that stealth yet so much noise…
Been there, done that. Loved it thou.
Uh… Tried to take some pictures when play it with Media Player Classic, i think the charger is threw (or throwed? my bad).
Don't think if it's good to put the screenshots here. It's weird. WEIRD.
but what if he reaches -100 faster than C_O ?
we have to support C_O giving him more -1 in older submissions
I'm pretty sure his name was Yoshi or maybe it was Tingle
Two people -1d you I helped you out of teh negative
the only reason Ellis was so upset is because Rochelle had all the guns with her.
Cursed -1 trolls….on the bright side i only have 6 more points until my 69 so.. *pre-orders his monocle*
Nah I'd rather get TANKed
Heey look! Laysur beems!
…DNGWUORGNW9R
*BAM*
Ka-Boom!
*C-C-C-C-Combo Breaker!*
Who died and made me gun monitor?
Pretty much Rochelle.
>percentage if survival
>if
Its michal jackson coming back from the dead to rap Ellis,Nick or Coach but missed them and hit Rochelle!
Can't blame him for not noticing…
Someone -1d you I help
for some reason I can only see mine as -77…
-84 now
HEY! Pointing out spelling errors is MY job!
Way To Get Hit From A Charger!
ZERG RUSH!!!
KARMA CHARGER IS ALWAYS WATCHING.
No, pointing out grammar errors is your job. Get it right.
I don't know what surprises me more; the fact that a Charger snuck up on the survivors this early, or the fact that people still play the L4D2 beta.
FOOTBALL!
Me pee?
That matters not. Like Roflcopter said, "it won't be as awesome. He's not doing it on purpose."
Wow, you guys make a point to complain when ICHCB posts something you guys posted first …. then you go and copy Dorkly.com
Just admit that the internet is open and free to share. The more the better. GTFOI
someone +1'd you I copied them.
I'll prolly just start an alt, but I haven't seen much of the good Colonel lately.
A lot of places have posted this video… and Dorkly wasn't in the submission email, so how would we know (and why would we need to credit) another site for posting something they didn't make?
Our only hang up with ICHCB is when original stuff from our site gets reposted there with the watermark removed. Sites should always try to credit other sites appropriately.
Also Dorkly is pretty cool, I'm down with them… especially since CollegeHumor has been doing great original video game related humor for years!
You pee what?
fake video is fake. someone took a clipped picture of a charger and just slid it across the screen to make it look like a charger hit. it looks like it's going backwards because they chose a bad picture. if you watch the vid VERY closely, you can see it. still fun to think about though, since rochelle DOES suck
Can we keep the -1 going here? -85 today. -1000 tomorrow.
Pretty much.
Better be careful before you become the HUNTED hunter
We.Do.NOT.Mention.Tingle. EVAR!
Does anyone want some good old-fashioned cola?
Let's be stealthy… easy now… HOOOOONK! Yeah, they're never gonna see that coming…
make that -85