When Miyamato came up with Mario, this is EXACTLY how I pictured it going down.
An amazing parody of Michelangelo’s The Creation of Adam by TsaoShin, submitted by Leo058 and GameGeneral.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on June 22, 2010 · 10:29 AM
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Oh Miyamato! It's beautiful!
It's… Amazing… *Sheds tear*
on the 1st day god created the console
on the 2nd day god created the loading screens so that the land would not be all meshed together
on the 3rd day god created land to walk on and bottomless pits to fall into
on the 4th day god created the internal clock to seperate night and day
on the 5th day god created creatures with large stompable heads to inhabit this realm
on the 6th day god player characters and gave them dominion over the console
on the 7th day god rested, his work complete, went over to his PC and watched some porn
That is how this picture came about
Why this has yet to be in a museum, I don't know.
Conspiracy time: The red thing that all the other characters are floating on in the original painting is essentially a visual representation of the human brain.
Pure genius.
Blasphemy, everyone knows that on the 7th day, god rested and went over to his computer to play some 2fort.
And that's why the Pope wears a funny hat.
The artist's decision to use a Super Leaf was win.
In hopes to be able to shoot out fire from his hands so he doesn't have to jump as much?
Looks alot like something i made a while ago http://badonk.deviantart.com/gallery/
I can't decide on whether I'm awe-struck by the art or greatly disturbed by the fact that Mario's naked and the fact that Miyamoto looks like a woman (I know it's intentional but…).
*sheds manly tears* AMEN!
And god said, "Let there be Zelda". And there was Zelda. He saw this, and played it. He saw this, and it was good.
Wait…something is strange there….
WHAT BIRDO IS DOING THERE?!Everyone knows Birdo is a cross-dresser
Nintendo Genesis…
Hmm….
One key problem with the final day. Notice what he's surrounded by. Porn is unnecessary.
Immature form Midna, Birdo, and female Toad? Do not want.
South Park told me it was because the hat was meant for bunnies…those liars!
The only thing I didn't recognize was who was supposed to be portrayed as "God" in this painting. And does anyone mind explaining why that's not Roy being surrounded by women?
*Shot for FE hijack*
Yo, Miyamoto, I'm really happy for you and Imma let you finish, but Sega had one of the best genesis's of ALL TIME
Specifically? The Male brain. Yep, pretty much sums up what's going on in there.
Don't!
Number six should've been "On the sixth day, he created the plumber".
That would be Shigeru Miyamoto. You should know that.
No, he got VAC banned by Gabe for using god mode.
Fools! That God's a spy! The mighty lord Falcon is our real savior! :O
Hey, Sammy… inb4 DAT ASS
Anyway, I just sent this in yesterday. Irrefutable proof that Shawn DOES look at our submissions.
Also, Midna's hair is just ridiculously long.
Yes, well, the three Mario princesses, Zelda, and Samus. The good outweighs the bad.
Because Roy would be surrounded by half-sisters (Sue/Lilina), strippers (Lalam), half-dragons (Sophia), lolis (Thany), and MILFs (Cecilia).
And the only normal one, Guinevere, is the only of his love interests that he can't marry.
Congrats, Intelligent Systems. That's almost as creepy as the groping from Eirika/Ephraim's support conversations.
Hermaphrosaurus Rex.
The man, thinking of himself surrounded by women?
But the other team was just a bunch of Engineers with an invincible phalanx of Sentries, causing God to ragequit.
And that's how the crusades started.
Stop!!! Make it pop!!!
DJ, blow my speakers up
Tonight, I'mma fight
'Til we see the sunlight!!!
Tick tock on the clock!!!
But the party don't stop, no
♫♪♫♪♫♪♫1
IDK Man, I would've used Star Power myself…
Oh thats cooEAAUUGH!! I did NOT need to see naked Mario!
P Wing > All
He's not naked……
He's got a leaf!
http://www.halolz.com/2008/02/28/on-the-eighth-da…
so miyamoto is god, and captain falcon is our savior who raced for our sins, correct?
Why is Samus there? She wasn't created by Miyamoto, she was created by Gunpey Yokoi. Also, pic doesn't have enough Starfox.
InB4SAMUS IT'S A TRAP!
Regarding Samus….
DAT ASS.
I thought that was him at first, but his hair, fat, and clothing in this painting made him harder to confirm.
Isn't Guinevere about as old as Cecilia? And Cecilia isn't a mom…
Then why did he constantly punch my puppy, rape my grandmother, and abuse little children around my neighborhood?
And yes, that was definitely him. There was no mistaking the laser nipples, unbelievable body, and flames while he was doing it all.
And let there be smashing?
And by the looks of it, Shawn likes this version better.
I'm sorry to inform you, but Zelda , and Samus are both traps, while Peach is a constantly cheating whore, and Rosa's older out of all of them combined. The only positive left is Daisy.
Then maybe I should teach God how to be a good Spy…
"And then man said "It's a-me! Mario!" God saw it and said it was good."
Daisy, who would kick your ass.
There is still hope in Midna, though.
Cecilia is about 40. She's that age.
Guinivere is about 15 years older than Roy. Not nearly as creepy as the others.
Just make sure she doesn't do something stupid like break the mirror to the Twilight real-
Too late…
She's 40? Where did you get that?
Who is the Anti-Falcon though? That's the REAL question.
ZOMG SPOILER ALERT!!!
Just a lot of little things. The same way I determined Titania to be in her late 40's, which was more or less confirmed in Radiant Dawn.
And then, Reggie was told to make an arc, and gather 2 of every gaming genre on Earth.
How this pic is not in the top 10, I don't know.
actually she would do something else to your ass: http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Os6rzIEc28M/SY4vUW_qeBI…
+18
My eyes…. I think I need to go rip them out and ask for a new pair from a donor…
Also, would it kill you to put " 18" BEFORE the link?
By the way, for extra info, no, I'm not the one who -1'd you.
Wolf or Roflcopter419
Hmmm… Eccentric outfit, sweet ride, multiple women, I KNEW IT! Miyamoto is a pimp! And this picture isn't depicting creation, either. See, Mario was feeling kinda lonely that day and… Well, he figured, "nobody'll find out" and… Down came Miyamoto to… I'll stop right there…
That… seems like something she'd do, yes.
Canon. (SFW)
Hmph… I said that two hours before you, and no one +1s me…
*pouts in corner*
You seem to be laboring under false pretenses… while Falcon is merely a deity we use for internet humor purposes, Miyamoto quite literally is god.
YEAH YEAH GO 69 E-PEEN!!!!!
If Miyamoto created Captain Falcon, then that makes him…
The God's God?
BrokenTeapot does not disappoint. +1
I see a white light… Shiggy… Is that you?
Yay for you.
Someone -1'd you, help you with a +1.
You have a 102+ E-Peen. Don't pout.
what is this? … I don't even…
Thank you kind sir I give you a plus one as well
Mario is wearing naught but a leaf.
As of this post, the rating was 4.69.
……
AUGH MAI BRAIN.
Aw, but that's what I do best!
That lasts for only about 10 seconds…
It's cute how you think lowering our internet scores personally affects us, -1 troll
Who's the chick in the gray dress?
((>__>))
The department of redundancy department would like to offer you a part time day job.
That's not hair, it's that weird hand thing.
He can do it, because he can… Unless wolf stops him from doing that.
I +1 you because you +1 me, what would happen if this were to be repeated over many eons?
Either way, it is ridiculously long.
That she uses as hair.
sorry I'm not used to puttin +18 to links just yet and as for the -1 i believe it may just be a -1 troll.
OH GOD SAMUS HER ASS ITS LIKE TWO MORPH BALLS. SQUISHED TOGETHER. WAITING FOR THEIR NEXT VICTIM.
Isn't anyone else sick of the world's obsession with Mario.
It's powder blue. Pffffff, some people…
The powder blue is the Mario Galaxy chick. I was actually making a funny about what I guess is supposed to be Miyamoto. (Is it?? The gray dress is so confusing.)
Wait. THAT GOD CHARACTER IN THE IMAGE.
IT'S A TRAP!!!
It was.
That just means he's a nked RACOON MARIO!!!
No, that makes Captain Falcon Jesus Christ.
Miyamoto=God
Captain Falcon=Miyamoto's son
Jesus=God's son
Captain Falcon=Jesus
Captain Falcon is the messiah! He's returned to give us the good word!
Wait, what was you saying about Eirika/Ephraim convorsations Leo?
Cause I played through Sacred Stones, but never went through support conversations.
Laying on a mythical sheet in the sky surrounded by Princess Peach, Rosalina and Zero Suit Samus…I have to say Miyamoto. You are Badass!
What, the creepy, borderline incest?
Eirika: Wait, don't… What are you--?
Ephraim: You looked a little upset… I thought I would stroke your face like I used to…
Eirika: Please stop it. You're treating me like a child…
Ephraim: Oh, I'm sorry. It's just an old habit… Besides, you were always the one who pestered me to do it when we were little. Don't you remember?
Eirika: N-no, I don't remember! That was such a long time ago… Ahh… Dear brother, please try to remember where we are right now. What would our companions say if they saw us in such a personal moment?
Ephraim: Yes, that would be embarrassing… Forgive me, I did not mean to do anything you would find unpleasant.
Eirika: N-no… I didn't mean that… It's just--
Ephraim: So, you really do want me to stroke your face?
O.o
Is it weird to find that oddly sexy?
Not that I do, but…
Again; INCEST. Creepy.
Nah, Falcon stops Wolf's sentences with Falcon punches
But Wolf can't let Falcon do that
So, they can both multitask, therefore, being famous to us, and being at constant war with each other.
So, incest is creepy, yeah.
But some people find it sexy.
Besides, one could be adopted.
No, I don't support that!
No, I see different shades of blue hair and different skin color.
So either, my computer's distorted, they aren't related, they are odd twins, or I'm a sham.
I'm gonna say I'm a sham!
Ephraim's hair is closer to their father's, while Eirika's is closer to their mother's.
I can see Ephraim being a little more tan than Eirika, constantly being outside training and all.
Other than that, the only difference is that her eyes are a little wider than his, but that could just be the way they act.
Then it's official!
I'm a sham!
It figures the ugly one is the only naked one XD.