When Miyamato came up with Mario, this is EXACTLY how I pictured it going down.
An amazing parody of Michelangelo’s The Creation of Adam by TsaoShin, submitted by Leo058 and GameGeneral.
Posted by Shawn Handyside on June 22, 2010 · 10:29 AM |
Categories: Artistic, Metroid, Nintendo, Power-Ups, Spiritual Enlightenment, Super Mario Bros, The Legend of Zelda · Leave a comment () 103 Comments |
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Oh Miyamato! It's beautiful!
It's… Amazing… *Sheds tear*
on the 1st day god created the console
on the 2nd day god created the loading screens so that the land would not be all meshed together
on the 3rd day god created land to walk on and bottomless pits to fall into
on the 4th day god created the internal clock to seperate night and day
on the 5th day god created creatures with large stompable heads to inhabit this realm
on the 6th day god player characters and gave them dominion over the console
on the 7th day god rested, his work complete, went over to his PC and watched some porn
That is how this picture came about
Why this has yet to be in a museum, I don't know.
Conspiracy time: The red thing that all the other characters are floating on in the original painting is essentially a visual representation of the human brain.
And that's why the Pope wears a funny hat.
Looks alot like something i made a while ago http://badonk.deviantart.com/gallery/
I can't decide on whether I'm awe-struck by the art or greatly disturbed by the fact that Mario's naked and the fact that Miyamoto looks like a woman (I know it's intentional but…).
And god said, "Let there be Zelda". And there was Zelda. He saw this, and played it. He saw this, and it was good.
Wait…something is strange there….
WHAT BIRDO IS DOING THERE?!Everyone knows Birdo is a cross-dresser
The only thing I didn't recognize was who was supposed to be portrayed as "God" in this painting. And does anyone mind explaining why that's not Roy being surrounded by women?
*Shot for FE hijack*
Yo, Miyamoto, I'm really happy for you and Imma let you finish, but Sega had one of the best genesis's of ALL TIME
Fools! That God's a spy! The mighty lord Falcon is our real savior! :O
Hey, Sammy… inb4 DAT ASS
Anyway, I just sent this in yesterday. Irrefutable proof that Shawn DOES look at our submissions.
Also, Midna's hair is just ridiculously long.
Oh thats cooEAAUUGH!! I did NOT need to see naked Mario!
so miyamoto is god, and captain falcon is our savior who raced for our sins, correct?
Why is Samus there? She wasn't created by Miyamoto, she was created by Gunpey Yokoi. Also, pic doesn't have enough Starfox.
InB4SAMUS IT'S A TRAP!
Regarding Samus….
DAT ASS.
"And then man said "It's a-me! Mario!" God saw it and said it was good."
Who is the Anti-Falcon though? That's the REAL question.
And then, Reggie was told to make an arc, and gather 2 of every gaming genre on Earth.
How this pic is not in the top 10, I don't know.
Hmmm… Eccentric outfit, sweet ride, multiple women, I KNEW IT! Miyamoto is a pimp! And this picture isn't depicting creation, either. See, Mario was feeling kinda lonely that day and… Well, he figured, "nobody'll find out" and… Down came Miyamoto to… I'll stop right there…
You seem to be laboring under false pretenses… while Falcon is merely a deity we use for internet humor purposes, Miyamoto quite literally is god.
YEAH YEAH GO 69 E-PEEN!!!!!
If Miyamoto created Captain Falcon, then that makes him…
The God's God?
I see a white light… Shiggy… Is that you?
what is this? … I don't even…
Mario is wearing naught but a leaf.
As of this post, the rating was 4.69.
……
AUGH MAI BRAIN.
It's cute how you think lowering our internet scores personally affects us, -1 troll
Who's the chick in the gray dress?
((>__>))
Isn't anyone else sick of the world's obsession with Mario.
Laying on a mythical sheet in the sky surrounded by Princess Peach, Rosalina and Zero Suit Samus…I have to say Miyamoto. You are Badass!
What, the creepy, borderline incest?
Eirika: Wait, don't… What are you--?
Ephraim: You looked a little upset… I thought I would stroke your face like I used to…
Eirika: Please stop it. You're treating me like a child…
Ephraim: Oh, I'm sorry. It's just an old habit… Besides, you were always the one who pestered me to do it when we were little. Don't you remember?
Eirika: N-no, I don't remember! That was such a long time ago… Ahh… Dear brother, please try to remember where we are right now. What would our companions say if they saw us in such a personal moment?
Ephraim: Yes, that would be embarrassing… Forgive me, I did not mean to do anything you would find unpleasant.
Eirika: N-no… I didn't mean that… It's just--
Ephraim: So, you really do want me to stroke your face?
No, I see different shades of blue hair and different skin color.
So either, my computer's distorted, they aren't related, they are odd twins, or I'm a sham.
I'm gonna say I'm a sham!