Hey… it’s ok Xbox 360… we all have our off years at E3. I’m sure you’ll get some games next year!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on June 20, 2010 · 1:34 PM
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Uh…I don't need new games! I've got Kinect! And a sexy new body!
Also, FIRST!!!!1
*prepares to be bombarded by -1's*
New Eckbawks games:
Starfox reach
Gardeners of war
Metal gear solid: cooking mama edition
Fable 3
B-but but you can watch ESPN! On your 360! THAT'S HOOKED UP TO YOUR TV THAT HAS ESPN ALREADY! BEST IDEA EVER!
Frankly, I've always thought that video game systems should just be video game systems. It's why I never got a DSI.
Another "brilliant" product of 4chan.
What's recepie for MGS: CM? Crabs? Snakes? Bees?
Definition of Irony: PS3 complaining to Wii about their own waggle (When the wii gets none) while mocking the 360 for having no games.
MY GOD! xbox what have they done to you!
I told you not to go to E3! See if your kidneys are still there.
I don't care what anyone says, I'm still looking forward to Dead Rising 2 at least. Been waiting for that one for a while, and I know it's gonna kick ass.
360 has no gaems
You brought this on yourself, you subnormal halfwit.
The Wii said 'fuck'. This couldn't have happened!
Xbox: Uhhh… a ton!
Wii: Name some.
Xbox: ….CoD Black Ops?
PS3: I'm getting that too.
Xbox:….Halo Reach?
Wii: We've known that for a year.
Xbox: Metal Gear Solid Rising?
PS3: Yea you play as Raiden. I've know for years he's a little bitch.
Xbox: Well Ive got a lot of Kinect stuff-
Wii: Just stop right there you're embarrassing yourself.
Wii: So, uh… where is your controller?
XBox: *emo corner*
By the way -1 trolls are raiding again. I'll go fix them.
Hey hey… to be fair, Raiden became a lot cooler in MGS4 when he magically grew a pair of balls and stopped being so whiney.
Maybe if they give him a sideline chick that ISNT more annoying than 12 hours of cutscenes, people would hate him less. Goddamn it Rose
As a Sony and nintendo lover, I have waited a long time to say this…sorry xbros but….Xbox has NO GAEMS
Microsoft: "See, with Kinect Sports, all you need to do is make the movements!"
Nintendo: *glares*
Microsoft: *sobs softly*
Also, COMPLETELY REDEFINE THE KART-RACING GENRE
But the 360 doesn't have red LEDs anymore.
…why, oh why, oh why.
The PS3 and the Wii are…friends? I think my heart just stopped.
Penny Arcade's write up was way more on the money.
more like 1 part beard 5 parts bad ass 10 parts cut scene…. course you could skip out on the cut scene if you're on a diet.
And, Kinect's pretty cool, sure it's still just motion sensing stuff most of us will just ignore, but it still looks like it could be a cool thing.
I'll tell you why, he's just a rebel without a cause.
Wtf are you smoking? I STILL hate Raiden. He thinks he can just oh-so-easily replace Gray Fox as a cyborg ninja. NO ONE can ever replace Gray Fox. Ever.
Well, more like mutual allies. The Wii still feels a burning hatred at the other two consoles for ripping it off.
Hey! The Wii has Mad World as an exclusive. It's now allowed to curse -.-
You forgot Call of Zelda: Medieval Warfare 33 1/3
Haters gonna hate.
/wrists
After years of being called a fat console, the 360 finally slimmed down.
A shame it lost the energy for new games after all the self-induced vomiting.
EDIT: *looks at source*
Well, we know what Shawn does in his free time…
In the first panel, the Wii forgot to capitalize his "i", and the PS3 made the same mistake in the third panel. There are also several sentences that don't have periods at the end of them.
You're also forgetting Gears of War 3, Crysis 2, Red Faction: Armageddon, Ghost Recon: Future Soldier, Fable 3, F.E.A.R. 3, Dead Space 2, Assasin's Creed: Brotherhood, Transformers: War for Cybertron, Fallout: New Vegas… They're coming through just as strong at E3 this year, so this comic makes absolutely no sense. Oh, and the 360 has something that the wii and ps3 don't have: a little something called "replay value", meaining their games are ACTUALLY worthwhile, and not piece of shit eye candy.
Golden Sun Dark Dawn!!! on the way!!!
WOOHOOO!
And nobody cares but me…
*sobs in corner*
to be quite honest, they are not new, we knew about them for months.
It's always had a controller. Showing the controller off at e3 would be like a 2010 commercial for the original NES. I don't see wii with anything innovative.
Correction: And nobody but PallyPower and I care..
so…
WAIT?!
How can we tell if we get the RROD? will it still be called the RROD? or should we call it something else?
Even though all I have is a 360 (out of this generation). And, though, this comic didn't make much sense to me either. Halolz definitely isn't the place for fanboys, especially console ones. Its for the Lolz!
So? We knew the other games displayed were coming out. What difference does it make? They're still new games. E3's just too much anticipation. Who needs it anyways? It's pretty much the gamer's equivalent to the State of the Union Address: Boring and full of shit we already know.
Since the comic was about the press conferences I was referring to Xbox's press conference, which was mediocre at best.
Must have missed that one.
He has gotten much better I agree. Even the MGS: Rising trailer actually was awesome. Just as a long time MGS fan to me he will always be the whiney man playing ninja.
I'm not exactly a big Lord of the Rings fan, but I can totally see the Wii as Gollum.
"They tooks our motion-sensitivity… the Microsoft takes our Wii Sports… now Sony takes the 3D… THEY TOOK THE PRECIOUS!!!"
Fiery blaze of death?
I care… I've been waiting for this for almost seven years…
But you can't tell me that's not Isaac and Garet. Come on… that kid even has the same scarf as Isaac!
"I don't see the wii with anything innovative."
Uh… um… fuh… guh… *brainsplode*
As soon as I'm finished blowing Miyamoto, I'll get around to pointing out every flaw with all your recent arguments.
For those too lazy to look for it on their own, here.
"Santa Claus is real, he's in our booth, and he's giving out fucking handjobs."
Something's wrong with the last panel. The new Xbox LEDs can´t glow red!
And No More Heroes. Dropping the F-bomb is well within the Wii's jurisdiction.
I didn't see any "wagglan" for the PS3. What is wagglan anyway? Why didn't the Wii get any wagglan? It sounds awesome! Nothing like that "waggling" crap, amirite?
Also, i don't think anyone got the reference in the previous comment. Whoever gets it gets one free internet.
Wait!
So Microsoft copies EyeToy and no games, Sony copies WiiMote waggle and Nintendo compresses 3D to a better PSP (bigger widescreen, analog stick, expensive?). Now expect Apple coming up with a new innovation: a portable 3D gaming system which uses waggle and a camera for input and has absolute no games available.
That doesn't sound right.
They're waggle buddies
I still love my xbox !
No, that sounds exactly right. Definitely something Apple would do.
-1 for First, but +2 for truth. That equals +1.
I hate haters…..
and Doctors…..
and Lawyers……
and Kahps
Smoking gun, AVGN? eh…
did I win the….? DAMNIT.
Wii: Ready! You guys are you N or out?
u mad?
I care. :c
MY LORD. You have appeared! Please lead us Grammar Nazis to the promised land!
What, are your PS3 and Wii NOT friends? Mine are the bestest of buddies!
GODDAMMIT! This invalidates all further uses of RROD jokes! SOMETHING MUST BE DONE ABOUT THIS!
CEE-FUCKING-RECT, HOWARD!
Matthew is Isaac's decendent, most likely son, I'm not sure about Tyrell and Garet, but they look so similar, They've got to be related =).
I can't believe they waited 7 years before making a third.
I hope this game holds up to the standards of the first and second =)
CRACKDOWN 2, THERE
A lot og people seem to forget about Crackdown 2, and deadrising 2. The rest of the announced Xbox games have been in planning for a while, and have been given to other consoles as well.
OBJECTION!
Metal Gear Solid: Rising looks like a legitimate game. As for KinectSports and Fable 3…well you got me there
Agreed. I love that game! don't forget the sequel either.
Look at /y/?
Ok first off you must be retarded if you think no games are coming out for the xbox 360
crackdown 2,halo reach, dead rising 2, and Kinect are all coming out in 2010. Plus if you think ps3s Move is better than the Kinect you must be dumb because you have to hold controllers for the ps3. If i wanted to do that i would have bought a wii
It'll be impossible for them to be as good as the first two. They have to juggle improvements with familiarity… almost impossible.
*Sees Last Panel* YOU SCARED THE DICK OFF ME!!!!!!
Hey 360…
Crai sum moar!
Good point, Especially bringing 3D into it. The 3d might end up being blocky or buldgy. I don't know what I'd want more, the high quality sprite effects or the average 3d effects..
Also, they'd have to add enough Psynergy to make it exciting, but enough of the old to keep familiarity. Imagine having to come up with that…
The pressure is on Camelot to keep up the standards.
*insert flame war here*
Still, I'd prefer having Isaac, Mia, Felix, and my favorites back. Their story still isn't done… Alex should be hunting Isaac down to try and get the power of the Mars Star.
I was thinking the same thing. Here's my theory, I think Isaac's kid inherited the power of the Mars star, (if you've seen the trailers, he can use "fireball"). It looks like something went wrong with the golden sun reforming ( according to what we know about GS:DD from E3), which could be because it was incomplete. I wonder if It might actually involve Isaac's decedent looking for Alex, trying to recover the part Alex took.
Well, just an idea. Looked up a bit of the E3 stuff on the GS wiki.
And I would like Felix and Isaac back. Something about throwing a star at bird, just makes something inside me happy. Who knows.
and Mudkips…
and Francis…
and wolves not letting me do that…
and Combo Breakers…
and…wait a sec…
We'll just have to wait and see. I'm sure it'll still be a damn good game… but let's see how it stacks up.
But still, the fact that it's not continuing on the Issac/Alex story makes it less great in my eyes alone. Camelot may have made a critical story design flaw with that choice. We shall see though. I already got the fucker on preorder.
I wouldn't even bother. The flaws are pretty self evident.
Well, Look at it this way, the xbox didn't have anything innovative either. Kinect ripped off the Wii so hardcore it's barely lolzy.
Reminds me of the meme "Hit its weak point for MASSIVE DAMAGE".
I love terrible E3 events.
And you know what they would name it?
iPlay. Totally not ripping off WiiPlay.
Heh, not me. Judging by my lack of faith in the gaming populace, I feel I won't have any trouble getting it on launch day without a pre-order.
Also, the only place around me offering pre-orders is Gamestop, and I refuse to shop there.
GameInformer also covered those games months ago. So, moot point.
It's not the Kinect itself that makes me laugh… it's the fact that they're basically living in a fantasy world where Wii Sports/Wii Fit/Wii Play/Wii Table Tennis never existed, and what they're doing is original.
It's like they're pointing at the Wii saying, "What, this? Never seen it before in my life."
Same thing with Playstation. And i know the argument that Playstation fanboys will make and you're wrong. Nintendo has owned the copyrights and has been developing the technology since before Sony came into the gaming market.
MATH BITCHES!!!
Dear my compatriot MacMillian:
I would like to point out that NO GAEMS is in fact a meme they used for the PS3 a while back and still do jokingly, but I hope this is a case of late to the party. If not you seem to have a wee bit of butt-hurt instead of humorous chuckles
tltr- U mad?
What nobody Gets the Reference to Bullet Storm?
No, the E3 is (after some bad recent years) the awesomesauce event that can even be the christmas of gamers where game companies make spectacular reveals for new game stuff, of which this year the Xbox lacked in the titles area.
IT WORKS! …. for now. ಠ_ಠ
and FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Is Halolz acting weird for anyone else? Besides the banners and adverts, I see a lot of white.
iWaggle sounds nicer
Having the lowest rated comment and the highest rated comment on the same page is such win.
Wait, the consoles conversing in a friendly manner? They're not trying to maul each other to death with crazy controllers?
The fanboys are going to have an epic freakout, and more blood will be shed.
I saw it just now and I got the reference. Give it more than a couple hours worth.
Xbox is now an emo…
I spy several multiplatform games. And hurt fanboy. Because saying the PS3 has no "replay value" is bull. And pretty stupid, since many of the games you probably play are multiplatform and just as good on the PS3.
Doesn't the power light in the middle turn red still?
360 got a few, they were just already announced. I was very happy to finally see the first good year for nintendo in a while.
and what games are coming out for the ps3 that will blow me away……. exactly the 360 has halo reach, crackdown 2, fable 3 and we get all the Call of duty map packs first for the next 2 or 3 years so id say we hav ps3 and pffft the Wii beat.
Isn't that kinda the same as dividing by zero…?
Let's end this before it gets out of hand, shall we? http://left4dead.wikia.com/wiki/Francis#Hatred_of…
Bashing discharge of death?
I see what you did there! I miss that Nintendo catchphrase
nothing's happening of death?
Indeed, May I remind everyone of the Power Glove for the NES? Yeah, it goes back that far. And full 3D? Yeah, nintendo did that too, but it was a complete failure back then since it was just red wire frames for the most part.
Actually someone sent it in… I rarely go to /v/
It seems not to when trying to divide real numbers by complex numbers which are made up of both real and imaginary parts. I would continue on how to figure this out, but, can't be bothered.
-1's inbound to requested co-ordinates. (Anyone know the game I am referencing?)
Now that, is a Just Cause.
What?
Fable 3 is going to be awesome, all hope to god you don't need to use 'Kinect' or, as previously known, 'Natal'.
I will tell you a secret.
Metal gear rising is multi-platform.
You don't actually end dialogue in comics with a period. You use exclamation points and question marks, however.
iSteal?
iWiiS360
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: RED RING OF SORROW (50p)
Break Xbox 360's heart.
Well, at any rate, thanks for telling me how to get my name on the site for dirt cheap.
Nobody cares because you have no soul!!!
yeh too kind :3
Agreed.
The normal Nazis were killed, so how does adding the word grammar to it make it better?
I AM GOING TO CRUSH YOU WITH MY OWN FEET, THROW HAMMERS AT YOU, SPIT GIANT FIRE BALLS, AND RUN FULL SPEED AT YOU WHILE I'M IMMORTAL!!!!!!!!!!!!
The problem is that Microsoft and their people have a hard time keeping secrets to show off at E3, so we already know shtuff before E3 happens.
Hammer Influence of Death?
DO IT BITCH! FUCKIN DO IT!!!
I love starting arguments :3
Why is it that everyone seems to disapprove of my comments and -1 like a bunch of fags ONLY when I have something legitimate to say? Not like anyone paid attention to my comments before.
They don't spell. They play games. Well, at least the PS3 tries to play games.
It only does everything… EXCEPT PLAY GOD DAMN PS2 GAMES!
Starfox?
"LOCATION CONFIRMED. SENDING SUPPLIES."