E3 2010 Consoles Comic

Hey… it’s ok Xbox 360… we all have our off years at E3. I’m sure you’ll get some games next year!
[via 4chan]

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on June 20, 2010 · 1:34 PM 
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137 Responses to “E3 2010 Consoles Comic”

  1. Grammar Berzerker on June 20th, 2010 1:44 pm

    Uh…I don't need new games! I've got Kinect! And a sexy new body!

    Also, FIRST!!!!1

    *prepares to be bombarded by -1's*

  2. Badonk on June 20th, 2010 5:50 pm

    New Eckbawks games:
    Starfox reach
    Gardeners of war
    Metal gear solid: cooking mama edition
    Fable 3

  3. Marzen on June 20th, 2010 5:57 pm

    B-but but you can watch ESPN! On your 360! THAT'S HOOKED UP TO YOUR TV THAT HAS ESPN ALREADY! BEST IDEA EVER!

    Frankly, I've always thought that video game systems should just be video game systems. It's why I never got a DSI.

  4. Vikichu on June 20th, 2010 2:02 pm

    Another "brilliant" product of 4chan.

  5. Lordshadow on June 20th, 2010 2:17 pm

    Definition of Irony: PS3 complaining to Wii about their own waggle (When the wii gets none) while mocking the 360 for having no games.

  6. died70 on June 20th, 2010 2:26 pm

    MY GOD! xbox what have they done to you!

    I told you not to go to E3! See if your kidneys are still there.

  7. Psychopatrick88 on June 20th, 2010 6:26 pm

    I don't care what anyone says, I'm still looking forward to Dead Rising 2 at least. Been waiting for that one for a while, and I know it's gonna kick ass.

  8. VideoGameGeek on June 20th, 2010 6:51 pm

    360 has no gaems

  9. BlueChameleon on June 20th, 2010 6:54 pm

    The Wii said 'fuck'. This couldn't have happened!

  10. BurnoutSpartan on June 20th, 2010 7:15 pm

    Xbox: Uhhh… a ton!
    Wii: Name some.
    Xbox: ….CoD Black Ops?
    PS3: I'm getting that too.
    Xbox:….Halo Reach?
    Wii: We've known that for a year.
    Xbox: Metal Gear Solid Rising?
    PS3: Yea you play as Raiden. I've know for years he's a little bitch.
    Xbox: Well Ive got a lot of Kinect stuff-
    Wii: Just stop right there you're embarrassing yourself.

  11. dimomarg on June 20th, 2010 3:19 pm

    Wii: So, uh… where is your controller?
    XBox: *emo corner*

    By the way -1 trolls are raiding again. I'll go fix them.

  12. Weibbles on June 20th, 2010 7:29 pm

    As a Sony and nintendo lover, I have waited a long time to say this…sorry xbros but….Xbox has NO GAEMS

  13. Leo058 on June 20th, 2010 7:34 pm

    Microsoft: "See, with Kinect Sports, all you need to do is make the movements!"
    Nintendo: *glares*
    Microsoft: *sobs softly*

    Also, COMPLETELY REDEFINE THE KART-RACING GENRE

  14. RE_TVirus on June 20th, 2010 7:43 pm

    But the 360 doesn't have red LEDs anymore.

  15. TehVortex on June 20th, 2010 7:46 pm

    The PS3 and the Wii are…friends? I think my heart just stopped.

  16. Brocken on June 20th, 2010 7:47 pm

    Penny Arcade's write up was way more on the money.

  17. Marzen on June 20th, 2010 4:31 pm

    /wrists

  18. OrionX on June 20th, 2010 4:36 pm

    After years of being called a fat console, the 360 finally slimmed down.
    A shame it lost the energy for new games after all the self-induced vomiting.

    EDIT: *looks at source*
    Well, we know what Shawn does in his free time…

  19. Lord Grammar Nazi on June 20th, 2010 8:37 pm

    In the first panel, the Wii forgot to capitalize his "i", and the PS3 made the same mistake in the third panel. There are also several sentences that don't have periods at the end of them.

  20. By-Tor on June 20th, 2010 8:46 pm

    Golden Sun Dark Dawn!!! on the way!!!

    WOOHOOO!

    And nobody cares but me…

    *sobs in corner*

  21. BurnoutSpartan on June 20th, 2010 9:05 pm

    Since the comic was about the press conferences I was referring to Xbox's press conference, which was mediocre at best.

  22. Cvar00 on June 20th, 2010 9:21 pm

    Something's wrong with the last panel. The new Xbox LEDs can´t glow red!

  23. spaghettiweegee on June 20th, 2010 5:51 pm

    I didn't see any "wagglan" for the PS3. What is wagglan anyway? Why didn't the Wii get any wagglan? It sounds awesome! Nothing like that "waggling" crap, amirite?

  24. MiniNinja on June 20th, 2010 10:17 pm

    Wait!

    So Microsoft copies EyeToy and no games, Sony copies WiiMote waggle and Nintendo compresses 3D to a better PSP (bigger widescreen, analog stick, expensive?). Now expect Apple coming up with a new innovation: a portable 3D gaming system which uses waggle and a camera for input and has absolute no games available.

    That doesn't sound right.

  25. Mr_Bubbles on June 20th, 2010 10:20 pm

    I still love my xbox !

  26. The_Ginger on June 21st, 2010 12:03 am

    CRACKDOWN 2, THERE

  27. StarFox64 on June 21st, 2010 12:09 am

    OBJECTION!

    Metal Gear Solid: Rising looks like a legitimate game. As for KinectSports and Fable 3…well you got me there

  28. XD_SGT_CHAOS_XD on June 20th, 2010 8:25 pm

    Ok first off you must be retarded if you think no games are coming out for the xbox 360
    crackdown 2,halo reach, dead rising 2, and Kinect are all coming out in 2010. Plus if you think ps3s Move is better than the Kinect you must be dumb because you have to hold controllers for the ps3. If i wanted to do that i would have bought a wii

  29. Taco77 on June 21st, 2010 12:31 am

    *Sees Last Panel* YOU SCARED THE DICK OFF ME!!!!!!

  30. Alpar on June 21st, 2010 12:32 am

    Hey 360…

    Crai sum moar!

  31. Pinky Teh Ghost on June 20th, 2010 9:30 pm

    Reminds me of the meme "Hit its weak point for MASSIVE DAMAGE".

    I love terrible E3 events.

  32. AuraMaster on June 21st, 2010 3:57 am

    Is Halolz acting weird for anyone else? Besides the banners and adverts, I see a lot of white.

  33. CapnJakeBob on June 21st, 2010 4:21 am

    Wait, the consoles conversing in a friendly manner? They're not trying to maul each other to death with crazy controllers?

    The fanboys are going to have an epic freakout, and more blood will be shed.

  34. MasterLuigi452 on June 21st, 2010 4:26 am

    Xbox is now an emo…

  35. BoxeyBrown on June 21st, 2010 6:01 am

    360 got a few, they were just already announced. I was very happy to finally see the first good year for nintendo in a while.

  36. XD_SGT_CHAOS_XD on June 21st, 2010 2:19 am

    and what games are coming out for the ps3 that will blow me away……. exactly the 360 has halo reach, crackdown 2, fable 3 and we get all the Call of duty map packs first for the next 2 or 3 years so id say we hav ps3 and pffft the Wii beat.

  37. Kevvo on June 21st, 2010 2:34 pm

    ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: RED RING OF SORROW (50p)

    Break Xbox 360's heart.

  38. Miketuu on June 21st, 2010 7:32 pm

    yeh too kind :3

  39. TRexesInF14s on June 22nd, 2010 9:23 pm

    The problem is that Microsoft and their people have a hard time keeping secrets to show off at E3, so we already know shtuff before E3 happens.

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