On an unrelated note I was watching Chowder this afternoon and they made a Portal reference. Looks like my mind was blown twice today!
[via Joystiq]
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Those are some quick repairs. I guess the repairbots came as fast as they could.
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It's 'cause they're doin' it to a montaaaage!
MONTAGE!
But where is the bloody cake?! Oh, shit, the companion cube's remains!
They are Professor Oak's design, after all.
Dammit, who's screwing around with the Sands of Time?!
…
and I jizzed in my pants!
gary motherfucking oak?
idk
took valve long enough.
so will i get cake this time, or am i gonna have to throw more pieces of ya into a fire?
GLaDOS:
Chowder only made a game reference to try to get people to forget CNreal. Not very effecttive.
Also… Companion Cube at 23 seconds.
On a somewhat related note (E3 related) during a 24 player demonstration one of them was wearing a "Two girls one-up" shirt.
rocky had a montage!
MONTAGE! :U
Gabe Newell at all the cake so it's going to take them another year to release it.
GLaDOS: Would you like to hear a story? A great man once told me 'SCiEnCE RuLES'.
Chell: The end is Nye!
GRAMMAR HAMMER!!!
You mean "ate all the cake". Verbs were needed, not prepositions.
Well, at least it'll hurt as they burn, because she's so happy for you.
It seems that Miss Abbie Normal's brain was perfect, after all.
Look at we still talking when there's science to do.
…
and I jizzed in my pants!
Hello and again welcome to the world of Pokemon.
We hope your brief detention in the Pallet Town has been a pleasant one.
Your mother has-- *bzzt* Your specimen has been processed and we are now ready to begin the test proper.
But first…
[#Subject_Name here], are you a boy or a girl?
Someday we'll remember this and laugh, and laugh, and laugh… oh boy.
Typos =/= improper grammar.
Watched the trailer and jizzed in my pants!
..It's been a long ti/ime…
You know what?
I am actually, adrenalised from this trailer.
I’m ACTUALLY, Excited!
:D
Typos = Improper Grammar
Portal 2?! The cake better be there this time…without lethal ingredients!
I think we can put our differences behind us…
for science…
you monster.
"Typos =/= improper grammar"
"Typos = Improper Grammar"
MY HEAD JUST EXPLODED
Internet rules of etiquette. Grammar Nazis who enforce proper grammar are justified, whereas ones who simply pounce on obvious finger slip ups and the like are not promoting the usage of proper grammar, but only being dickish.
Internet rule of etiquette: Which is why you proofread before posting. Why do you think they taught you that at school? =P
My headasploding must be passing onto everyone…
I heard the cake was the truth this time around…
And Glados won't be hellbent on your death in a firey pit of fire…
Looks like GlAdOs …
*sunglasses*
Is back …
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lol i saw that chowder too!
I loved that movie Young Frankenstein. Scared the hell out of me!
But when I look out there, it makes me glad I'm not you
But the cross Bohr hole electromagnetic imaging rhubarb and sediment shaped sediment are what makes the cake so good! :O
Well, Nick, sir, I would be glad to accept.
When I look out there it makes me GLaD I'm not you.
He must be maaaaad……
AuraMaster! You're abusing of the GRAMMAR HAMMER I gave you!
I knew I gave it to the right person! :3
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee[bzzt]
…Do you have any more Grammar Hammers for sale by any chance?
What, no pun?
No +1 for you.
they had said november, how am i not surprised it was pushed back?
…
and then my pants jizzed!
same here!
I think we can put our differences between us…for episode 3…you monster…
Well maybe it's my own foolish fault for not clarifying, but I simply implied
"YEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHH" as a saying of excitement, as if someones favorite FIFA team just scored a goal.
You, [#Subject_Name here], must be the pride of [#Subject_Hometown here].
In Soviet Russia pants jizz in you!
Actually it's more like teaser than a trailer, but…
…
…
… Watched the teaser again and jizzed in my pants!
Ur doign it wrong =p
I agree but i thought the candy coated peanut butter crackers shaped like fish made the cake great as well.
OOOOH i know what to save up for now…. a new computer to play this game! Or should I buy a bunch of cake ingredients and have a portal themed birthday everyday of the year?
I think we can put our differences behind us…
*sunglasses*
…For science.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!
So I'm glad I got burned
Think of all the things we learned
For the people who are still alive.
You monster.
*looks in pants*
i just j… wait thats not jizz.
its a C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!!
+1 too all of you.
you understood my comment.
in the words of the great falcon…. "YES!"
so people actually buy the shirts?
hm. the more you know…
C-C-C-Can't let you jizz in your pants!
Everyone knows damn well that the reason Portal 2 is taking another year to develop is because now they have to code it for PS3. No hate for Sony, just that thats the reason the Orange Box came out so late for them.
Personally, my favorite ingredient was an entry called "How to Kill Someone with Your Bare Hands." It was delicious
Took the words right out of my mouth. I don't think valve know what the hell they're going to be doing for episode three. However, If i remember correctly there was something near the end of episode 2 about an Aperature Science cargo ship/research vessel thing. Possible connection to portal :O
OMG ARE THEY GONNA SURPRISE US WITH A SIMULTANEOUS RELEASE OF PORTAL+HL2:E3?
I remember the Portal reference made in Chowder. Still cracks me up each time that episode comes on. XD
"The cake is a lie, Mung! The cake is a lie!" -Chowder
Win. That and this sentence is all I can comment on this topic.
Objection! PS3 has no games!
nah i just thin they'll release it on 2012 :o
Wow, this looks amazing.
also, can't wait to see what Victims of Science does with this.
…A girl?
I found "A 100 ways to KIA someone with a pianosnare" most fascinating, it was an interesting new topping.
But how are you going to catch Pokemon…
*shades*
…if you have no balls?
YYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH
Fail.
You will now be GLa-DDoS attacked.
This trailer is a t triumph. I'm making a note here, it's a huge success. It's hard to overstate my satisfaction at this preview. This just proves that Valve does what they must, because they can for the good of all of us, except the Half-Life players-- and to them, I say that it's no use crying over every Valve mistake. Just keep on hoping till Gabe runs out of cake. Then the science will be done and youll get a new grav gun so the Half-Life fans will be satisfied.
Off Topic: did you catch the ref?
On Topic: God Fucking Damnit!
Am I the only one who noticed A_R_ and Mr_Bubbles used the wrong chorus? It should have been:
"Now these points of data make a beautiful line/
And we're out of beta; we're releasing on time."
Off Topic: Yes?
On Topic: I got pokeballs of steel.
Redundant pit is redundant.
"We're a lot alike, you and I. You tested me, I tested you. You killed me, I killed…. wait, I haven't killed you yet. Oh well, food for thought during this next test."
<3
I was told there would be candy!
Spelling ≠ Grammar
Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill!
Turrets that actively try to kill you: They don't blame you.
Your faithful companion cube: Holds a murderous grudge.
On a related note: on Johnny Test, there was a machine called the Voice Over 9000.
Is it just me, or does GLaDOS sound oddly sexy?
For some strange reason, the moving room at 0:42 that got slammed into a wall really creeped me out . O.o
Is this part on Youtube yet? I can't watch a full episode of Chowder without wanting to punch a baby at how terrible the animation is.
You has not caught ref #2? Tsk tsk. Left 4 speed, rings a bell? But still, your original comment was the best comment of all time. Of all time!
As jazzed as I am that this is coming, I would really rather see Episode 3…
I think it needs the actual sound to be truly understood http://www.instantsfun.es/csi
Left4Speed reference? Falcon damn it! How could i forget THAT?
Anyways… Yo, EggOnMaxx, i'm really happy for you and your 70 e-peen and imma let you finish, but Beyonce had the best Tophat&Monocle of all time. OF ALL TIME!
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAXXXXXXXXXX!
Erm… Negative e-peen is negative?
I would gladly take that second piece of cake. For science. I am starving, also.
I thought that was only possible for Colonal Obvious.
PS3 will soon have ONE game. And by soon, I mean in a year.
If you think mahinery is sexy, more power to ya.
I heard many stories about this… monstrosity, but i never got to see it.
I… I want to study it. Please help me, you will be rewarded.
i did but at least they got it right?
right?
*cricket chirping*
MISSPELLED. THE. NAME.
-1
the half-life fans hill not have done suicide, and will be still alive.
would have been better :3
(If your post is a reference I don't get it)
This is a trial, I'm making a note here…
Well I, for one, am not upset (and I'm being so sincere about this), even though Valve broke my heart and delayed Episode 3. And sucked Eli's brains out. And still won't do "Meet the Pyro." I'm sure as Pyro players burn they will at least be happy for Portal 2.
Still, all the data released makes a beautiful line, and when Episode 3 is out of beta, it will be releasing on time. So Valve's praise will be earned, and we'll think of all the things we learn when the Half Life players are satisfied.
GRAMMAR HAMMER!!!1!!!!
It's "GLaDOS" not "GlAdOs" ;P
Go ahead and Leave me… I think I'll prefer to stay inside, maybe you'll find someone else to Half life…Maybe 3D realms! THAT WAS A JOKE HA HA FAT CHANCE! Even-though this Game is great It's so Delicious and Moist!
Look at me still talking when their is Science to do. When i look out there it makes me GlaD im not you. I have some Portal things to run, There is Playtests to be done. On the series that is still alive. And believe me It is still alive.
we're doing Science and ti's still alive.
It is FANTASTIC and It's still alive.
While HL is dying It'll be still alive.
And when it's I will be still alive.
Still alive
Still alive
Looks like GLAdOS is …
*sunglasses*
Still Alive
*cue the music*
we put those in the new portal cake. remember when I was like imma kill u! and u were like "NOOOOO WAAAAAY" and i was like JK im not going to kill you and im going to give you some cake so i put a hammer in your cake so you can correct spelling while you eat and beat people over the head with a mallet.
All this jizzing…
You could stay were in…
*sunglasses*
A pretty sticky situation.
YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
You could say we're in…
*shades*
…GRAMMAR HAMMER TIME!
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
(It wasn't a reference, I'm serious!)
Huge success.
Was it the same guy who told you there was candy in the guillotine?
Just watch out for Electro-gonorrhea. It's the silent killer.
…you monster.
All Aperture technologies remain safely operational up to 4000 degrees Kelvin.
He should have said:
"Looks like GLaDoS…
*Sunglasses*
Is Glad to see you.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
"I think we can put our differences behind us. For Science. You monster."
Also, who else LURVES this music?
Time?
The Bill is a Nye!