On an unrelated note I was watching Chowder this afternoon and they made a Portal reference. Looks like my mind was blown twice today!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on June 16, 2010 · 1:40 AM 
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121 Responses to “[VIDEO] Portal 2 Trailer”

  1. Roflcopter419 on June 16th, 2010 5:44 am

    Those are some quick repairs. I guess the repairbots came as fast as they could.

  2. Onecanofsprite on June 16th, 2010 1:46 am

    >Phone
    >Cheats
    >Uber repair mode
    >ACTIVATE

  3. Shawn Handyside on June 16th, 2010 5:48 am

    It's 'cause they're doin' it to a montaaaage!

    MONTAGE!

  4. meinmattias on June 16th, 2010 1:51 am

    But where is the bloody cake?! Oh, shit, the companion cube's remains!

  5. AuraMaster on June 16th, 2010 6:03 am

    They are Professor Oak's design, after all.

  6. AuraMaster on June 16th, 2010 6:06 am

    Dammit, who's screwing around with the Sands of Time?!

  7. KingofRetards on June 16th, 2010 6:08 am


    and I jizzed in my pants!

  8. dope92 on June 16th, 2010 6:09 am

    gary motherfucking oak?

    idk

  9. dope92 on June 16th, 2010 2:12 am

    took valve long enough.

    so will i get cake this time, or am i gonna have to throw more pieces of ya into a fire?

    GLaDOS:

  10. Arb on June 16th, 2010 2:19 am

    Chowder only made a game reference to try to get people to forget CNreal. Not very effecttive.

  11. Shawn Handyside on June 16th, 2010 6:28 am

    Also… Companion Cube at 23 seconds.

  12. Gamage on June 16th, 2010 6:35 am

    On a somewhat related note (E3 related) during a 24 player demonstration one of them was wearing a "Two girls one-up" shirt.

  13. TCC on June 16th, 2010 6:42 am

    rocky had a montage!

    MONTAGE! :U

  14. Gamage on June 16th, 2010 6:49 am

    Gabe Newell at all the cake so it's going to take them another year to release it.

  15. NekoKnight on June 16th, 2010 6:53 am

    GLaDOS: Would you like to hear a story? A great man once told me 'SCiEnCE RuLES'.
    Chell: The end is Nye!

  16. AuraMaster on June 16th, 2010 7:29 am

    GRAMMAR HAMMER!!!

    You mean "ate all the cake". Verbs were needed, not prepositions.

  17. AuraMaster on June 16th, 2010 7:30 am

    Well, at least it'll hurt as they burn, because she's so happy for you.

  18. AuraMaster on June 16th, 2010 7:34 am

    It seems that Miss Abbie Normal's brain was perfect, after all.

  19. A_R_ on June 16th, 2010 7:50 am

    Look at we still talking when there's science to do.

  20. A_R_ on June 16th, 2010 7:50 am


    and I jizzed in my pants!

  21. A_R_ on June 16th, 2010 3:55 am

    Hello and again welcome to the world of Pokemon.
    We hope your brief detention in the Pallet Town has been a pleasant one.
    Your mother has-- *bzzt* Your specimen has been processed and we are now ready to begin the test proper.
    But first…
    [#Subject_Name here], are you a boy or a girl?

  22. A_R_ on June 16th, 2010 7:57 am

    Someday we'll remember this and laugh, and laugh, and laugh… oh boy.

  23. RyderJ on June 16th, 2010 8:00 am

    Typos =/= improper grammar.

  24. Dudewin on June 16th, 2010 10:14 am

    Watched the trailer and jizzed in my pants!

  25. Xyxoz on June 16th, 2010 10:28 am

    ..It's been a long ti/ime…

  26. Lunar Scythe on June 16th, 2010 7:18 am

    You know what?

    I am actually, adrenalised from this trailer.
    I’m ACTUALLY, Excited!

    :D

  27. Alpar on June 16th, 2010 12:30 pm

    Typos = Improper Grammar

  28. Alpar on June 16th, 2010 12:30 pm

    Portal 2?! The cake better be there this time…without lethal ingredients!

  29. L3re7z on June 16th, 2010 12:32 pm

    I think we can put our differences behind us…
    for science…
    you monster.

  30. Leo058 on June 16th, 2010 12:47 pm

    "Typos =/= improper grammar"
    "Typos = Improper Grammar"

    MY HEAD JUST EXPLODED

  31. RyderJ on June 16th, 2010 1:01 pm

    Internet rules of etiquette. Grammar Nazis who enforce proper grammar are justified, whereas ones who simply pounce on obvious finger slip ups and the like are not promoting the usage of proper grammar, but only being dickish.

  32. Alpar on June 16th, 2010 9:39 am

    Internet rule of etiquette: Which is why you proofread before posting. Why do you think they taught you that at school? =P

  33. Alpar on June 16th, 2010 1:40 pm

    My headasploding must be passing onto everyone…

  34. Fhantinabox on June 16th, 2010 1:41 pm

    I heard the cake was the truth this time around…

    And Glados won't be hellbent on your death in a firey pit of fire…

  35. GiantHobbit on June 16th, 2010 1:46 pm

    Looks like GlAdOs …

    *sunglasses*

    Is back …

    YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  36. Mr_Bubbles on June 16th, 2010 1:46 pm

    Lol i saw that chowder too!

  37. Nick Soapdish on June 16th, 2010 1:47 pm

    I loved that movie Young Frankenstein. Scared the hell out of me!

  38. Mr_Bubbles on June 16th, 2010 1:47 pm

    But when I look out there, it makes me glad I'm not you

  39. Vabolo on June 16th, 2010 9:47 am

    But the cross Bohr hole electromagnetic imaging rhubarb and sediment shaped sediment are what makes the cake so good! :O

  40. Jerenator on June 16th, 2010 1:48 pm

    Well, Nick, sir, I would be glad to accept.

  41. Jerenator on June 16th, 2010 1:50 pm

    When I look out there it makes me GLaD I'm not you.

  42. Jerenator on June 16th, 2010 1:50 pm

    He must be maaaaad……

  43. Vabolo on June 16th, 2010 1:51 pm

    AuraMaster! You're abusing of the GRAMMAR HAMMER I gave you!

    I knew I gave it to the right person! :3

  44. elitetrashmob on June 16th, 2010 1:52 pm

    Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee[bzzt]

  45. Alpar on June 16th, 2010 10:17 am

    …Do you have any more Grammar Hammers for sale by any chance?

  46. Alpar on June 16th, 2010 2:18 pm

    What, no pun?

    No +1 for you.

  47. Rogan on June 16th, 2010 2:21 pm

    they had said november, how am i not surprised it was pushed back?

  48. femaxunit on June 16th, 2010 2:25 pm

    and then my pants jizzed!

  49. femaxunit on June 16th, 2010 2:26 pm

    same here!

  50. combatbeaver on June 16th, 2010 2:27 pm

    I think we can put our differences between us…for episode 3…you monster…

  51. GiantHobbit on June 16th, 2010 2:28 pm

    Well maybe it's my own foolish fault for not clarifying, but I simply implied
    "YEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHH" as a saying of excitement, as if someones favorite FIFA team just scored a goal.

  52. A_R_ on June 16th, 2010 2:29 pm

    You, [#Subject_Name here], must be the pride of [#Subject_Hometown here].

  53. A_R_ on June 16th, 2010 2:32 pm

    In Soviet Russia pants jizz in you!

  54. A_R_ on June 16th, 2010 2:33 pm

    Actually it's more like teaser than a trailer, but…


    … Watched the teaser again and jizzed in my pants!

  55. Alpar on June 16th, 2010 3:00 pm

    Ur doign it wrong =p

  56. shadow649 on June 16th, 2010 3:07 pm

    I agree but i thought the candy coated peanut butter crackers shaped like fish made the cake great as well.

  57. shadow649 on June 16th, 2010 3:09 pm

    OOOOH i know what to save up for now…. a new computer to play this game! Or should I buy a bunch of cake ingredients and have a portal themed birthday everyday of the year?

  58. VideoGameGeek on June 16th, 2010 3:40 pm

    I think we can put our differences behind us…
    *sunglasses*
    …For science.

    YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!

  59. VideoGameGeek on June 16th, 2010 3:42 pm

    So I'm glad I got burned
    Think of all the things we learned
    For the people who are still alive.

  60. SnovB X on June 16th, 2010 4:17 pm

    You monster.

  61. dope92 on June 16th, 2010 4:35 pm

    *looks in pants*

    i just j… wait thats not jizz.

    its a C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!!

  62. dope92 on June 16th, 2010 4:37 pm

    +1 too all of you.

    you understood my comment.

    in the words of the great falcon…. "YES!"

  63. dope92 on June 16th, 2010 12:39 pm

    so people actually buy the shirts?

    hm. the more you know…

  64. A_R_ on June 16th, 2010 4:50 pm

    C-C-C-Can't let you jizz in your pants!

  65. BurnoutSpartan on June 16th, 2010 5:17 pm

    Everyone knows damn well that the reason Portal 2 is taking another year to develop is because now they have to code it for PS3. No hate for Sony, just that thats the reason the Orange Box came out so late for them.

  66. Lordshadow on June 16th, 2010 1:48 pm

    Personally, my favorite ingredient was an entry called "How to Kill Someone with Your Bare Hands." It was delicious

  67. FrEEz on June 16th, 2010 5:55 pm

    Took the words right out of my mouth. I don't think valve know what the hell they're going to be doing for episode three. However, If i remember correctly there was something near the end of episode 2 about an Aperature Science cargo ship/research vessel thing. Possible connection to portal :O

    OMG ARE THEY GONNA SURPRISE US WITH A SIMULTANEOUS RELEASE OF PORTAL+HL2:E3?

  68. Metal_Angel on June 16th, 2010 2:15 pm

    I remember the Portal reference made in Chowder. Still cracks me up each time that episode comes on. XD

    "The cake is a lie, Mung! The cake is a lie!" -Chowder

  69. Nicholas Copernicus on June 16th, 2010 6:53 pm

    Win. That and this sentence is all I can comment on this topic.

  70. Nicholas Copernicus on June 16th, 2010 6:55 pm

    Objection! PS3 has no games!

  71. combatbeaver on June 16th, 2010 7:06 pm

    nah i just thin they'll release it on 2012 :o

  72. AlucardMaverick on June 16th, 2010 7:20 pm

    Wow, this looks amazing.

    also, can't wait to see what Victims of Science does with this.

  73. EggOnMaxx on June 16th, 2010 7:50 pm

    …A girl?

  74. EggOnMaxx on June 16th, 2010 7:54 pm

    I found "A 100 ways to KIA someone with a pianosnare" most fascinating, it was an interesting new topping.

  75. A_R_ on June 16th, 2010 4:09 pm

    But how are you going to catch Pokemon…
    *shades*
    …if you have no balls?
    YYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH

  76. DeathJam on June 16th, 2010 8:17 pm

    Fail.

    You will now be GLa-DDoS attacked.

  77. Kevvo on June 16th, 2010 4:22 pm

    This trailer is a t triumph. I'm making a note here, it's a huge success. It's hard to overstate my satisfaction at this preview. This just proves that Valve does what they must, because they can for the good of all of us, except the Half-Life players-- and to them, I say that it's no use crying over every Valve mistake. Just keep on hoping till Gabe runs out of cake. Then the science will be done and youll get a new grav gun so the Half-Life fans will be satisfied.

  78. EggOnMaxx on June 16th, 2010 8:23 pm

    Off Topic: did you catch the ref?
    On Topic: God Fucking Damnit!

  79. AuraMaster on June 16th, 2010 8:26 pm

    Am I the only one who noticed A_R_ and Mr_Bubbles used the wrong chorus? It should have been:

    "Now these points of data make a beautiful line/
    And we're out of beta; we're releasing on time."

  80. A_R_ on June 16th, 2010 8:28 pm

    Off Topic: Yes?
    On Topic: I got pokeballs of steel.

  81. AuraMaster on June 16th, 2010 8:37 pm

    Redundant pit is redundant.

  82. BlueChameleon on June 16th, 2010 5:53 pm

    "We're a lot alike, you and I. You tested me, I tested you. You killed me, I killed…. wait, I haven't killed you yet. Oh well, food for thought during this next test."

    <3

  83. meinmattias on June 16th, 2010 10:49 pm

    I was told there would be candy!

  84. meinmattias on June 16th, 2010 10:53 pm

    Spelling ≠ Grammar

  85. meinmattias on June 16th, 2010 10:55 pm

    Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill!

  86. Lordshadow on June 16th, 2010 11:13 pm

    Turrets that actively try to kill you: They don't blame you.
    Your faithful companion cube: Holds a murderous grudge.

  87. Lordshadow on June 16th, 2010 11:15 pm

    On a related note: on Johnny Test, there was a machine called the Voice Over 9000.

  88. Lord Grammar Nazi on June 17th, 2010 1:56 am

    Is it just me, or does GLaDOS sound oddly sexy?

  89. Keyblade_Bandit on June 17th, 2010 2:44 am

    For some strange reason, the moving room at 0:42 that got slammed into a wall really creeped me out . O.o

  90. Keyblade_Bandit on June 17th, 2010 2:45 am

    Is this part on Youtube yet? I can't watch a full episode of Chowder without wanting to punch a baby at how terrible the animation is.

  91. EggOnMaxx on June 17th, 2010 5:02 am

    You has not caught ref #2? Tsk tsk. Left 4 speed, rings a bell? But still, your original comment was the best comment of all time. Of all time!

  92. Sakiido on June 17th, 2010 5:57 am

    As jazzed as I am that this is coming, I would really rather see Episode 3…

  93. Sakiido on June 17th, 2010 5:58 am

    I think it needs the actual sound to be truly understood http://www.instantsfun.es/csi

  94. A_R_ on June 17th, 2010 6:49 am

    Left4Speed reference? Falcon damn it! How could i forget THAT?

    Anyways… Yo, EggOnMaxx, i'm really happy for you and your 70 e-peen and imma let you finish, but Beyonce had the best Tophat&Monocle of all time. OF ALL TIME!

  95. Doc_ock_rokc on June 17th, 2010 8:36 am

    HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAXXXXXXXXXX!

  96. Jerenator on June 17th, 2010 12:49 pm

    Erm… Negative e-peen is negative?

  97. elitetrashmob on June 17th, 2010 4:50 pm

    I would gladly take that second piece of cake. For science. I am starving, also.

  98. Davis007 on June 17th, 2010 5:34 pm

    I thought that was only possible for Colonal Obvious.

  99. Davis007 on June 17th, 2010 5:40 pm

    PS3 will soon have ONE game. And by soon, I mean in a year.

  100. Davis007 on June 17th, 2010 5:45 pm

    If you think mahinery is sexy, more power to ya.

  101. Jerenator on June 17th, 2010 5:59 pm

    I heard many stories about this… monstrosity, but i never got to see it.
    I… I want to study it. Please help me, you will be rewarded.

  102. dope92 on June 17th, 2010 2:14 pm

    i did but at least they got it right?

    right?

    *cricket chirping*

  103. Jerenator on June 17th, 2010 6:19 pm

    MISSPELLED. THE. NAME.
    -1

  104. Jerenator on June 17th, 2010 6:21 pm

    the half-life fans hill not have done suicide, and will be still alive.
    would have been better :3

  105. Davis007 on June 17th, 2010 6:26 pm

    (If your post is a reference I don't get it)

    This is a trial, I'm making a note here…

  106. Kevvo on June 17th, 2010 7:06 pm

    Well I, for one, am not upset (and I'm being so sincere about this), even though Valve broke my heart and delayed Episode 3. And sucked Eli's brains out. And still won't do "Meet the Pyro." I'm sure as Pyro players burn they will at least be happy for Portal 2.

    Still, all the data released makes a beautiful line, and when Episode 3 is out of beta, it will be releasing on time. So Valve's praise will be earned, and we'll think of all the things we learn when the Half Life players are satisfied.

  107. SKINNYKINS on June 17th, 2010 4:09 pm

    GRAMMAR HAMMER!!!1!!!!

    It's "GLaDOS" not "GlAdOs" ;P

  108. Doc_ock_rokc on June 17th, 2010 10:39 pm

    Go ahead and Leave me… I think I'll prefer to stay inside, maybe you'll find someone else to Half life…Maybe 3D realms! THAT WAS A JOKE HA HA FAT CHANCE! Even-though this Game is great It's so Delicious and Moist!
    Look at me still talking when their is Science to do. When i look out there it makes me GlaD im not you. I have some Portal things to run, There is Playtests to be done. On the series that is still alive. And believe me It is still alive.
    we're doing Science and ti's still alive.
    It is FANTASTIC and It's still alive.
    While HL is dying It'll be still alive.
    And when it's I will be still alive.
    Still alive
    Still alive

  109. ninja99876 on June 18th, 2010 3:48 am

    Looks like GLAdOS is …

    *sunglasses*

    Still Alive

    *cue the music*

  110. shadow649 on June 18th, 2010 4:15 am

    we put those in the new portal cake. remember when I was like imma kill u! and u were like "NOOOOO WAAAAAY" and i was like JK im not going to kill you and im going to give you some cake so i put a hammer in your cake so you can correct spelling while you eat and beat people over the head with a mallet.

  111. KingofRetards on June 18th, 2010 1:16 am

    All this jizzing…
    You could stay were in…

    *sunglasses*

    A pretty sticky situation.

    YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  112. A_R_ on June 18th, 2010 7:34 am

    You could say we're in…
    *shades*
    GRAMMAR HAMMER TIME!
    BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

  113. Jerenator on June 18th, 2010 7:59 am

    (It wasn't a reference, I'm serious!)

    Huge success.

  114. AuraMaster on June 18th, 2010 9:20 am

    Was it the same guy who told you there was candy in the guillotine?

  115. AuraMaster on June 18th, 2010 9:25 am

    Just watch out for Electro-gonorrhea. It's the silent killer.

  116. dimomarg on June 19th, 2010 2:08 pm

    …you monster.

  117. ibbolia on June 19th, 2010 8:26 pm

    All Aperture technologies remain safely operational up to 4000 degrees Kelvin.

  118. ibbolia on June 19th, 2010 8:29 pm

    He should have said:
    "Looks like GLaDoS…
    *Sunglasses*
    Is Glad to see you.

    YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

  119. Dr_Hobo on July 6th, 2010 5:41 pm

    "I think we can put our differences behind us. For Science. You monster."

    Also, who else LURVES this music?

  120. penguindude42 on August 14th, 2010 4:25 pm

    Time?

  121. Xyxoz on August 14th, 2010 5:30 pm

    The Bill is a Nye!

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