It’s like… the game JUST KNOWS.
By AuraMaster
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on June 13, 2010 · 10:12 PM
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Categories: Charts & Graphs, Depressing, Irony, Nintendo, Power-Ups, Super Smash Bros, The Legend of Zelda · Leave a comment (135 Comments) |
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Email your video game related LOLZ to and if it's good we'll post it!
Did you know the site has over 2,500 video game themed lolz? 
The graphs on this site are so true it's scary.
Every gaming graph is so true it's scary.
Not for me image not for me
Let's just say I have the luck of the Irish
*Gets crushed by 2 ton sign that reads Luck of the Irish*
Alpar doesn't need heart containers because he's a lolicon.
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lol your such a lolicon!
-1 troll is lurking I help
Potato someone is going to kill you
I +1 your +1'ge
WHY HALOLZ WHY!!!
I was making a dodgeball reference ):
Aplar won't…
Why?
Because he's a lolicon.
Taunts: Not just for characters anymore.
Technically it's from Graphjam, a cheezburger site.
Thanks
The programmers could have made getting health easier but they just didn't have the heart.
Sorry I just couldn't contain myself.
Aplar's a lolicon so don't worry about it ^^
Aplar didn't have the heart because he's a lolicon.
Aplar wouldn't know that because he's a lolicon.
This is why I play with no items on…
NO ITEMS! FOX ONLY! FINAL DESTINATION!
I'm Captain Basch from Dalmasca!
Don't believe Gondor's lies!
Aplar wouldn't do that because he's a lolicon.
FAIL It's Alpar and I beat you to it
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Alpar your such a fucking lolicon!!
Why is everyone here calling Alpar a f*cking lolicon?
SAY THAT AGAIN! SAY THAT AGAIN! I DARE YOU, I DOUBLE DARE YOU, MOTHAF***A! SAY THAT ONE MORE GOD**** TIME!
That's just PotatoClock our ONLY Female Halolzer her Brother says you could Strangle an Elephant with her Panties
That can be read both ways.
This was a triumph. I'm making a note here: Huge Success.
Was I the only one that got it?
Man I mis the other females, they used to post regulary until they said they were female
I guess they exploded in a puff of logic
Do you think maybe theres a….smash bros god?
I know other one, when you more need a freaking pokeball to help you out, you end trowing it out of the stage
It's true and you know it
That?
Wow. I get back from a con, and get greeted by my first submission uploaded to Halolz. Best. Weekend. EVER.
LIIINE PIIEEC- oh, I'm sorry.
HEEEARRT COINTAAAIIINEEERR!!!!
SAY ALPAR'S A LOLICON ONE MORE GOD**** TIME!
Fix'd.
Ain't nothin' wrong with being a lolicon.
:3
Maybe, but I'm the one who created it, and I'm devoted to Halolz.
Girls read Halolz? This is news to me!
Aw, how cute. Alpar has his own personal troll.
Am I the only one to think that a bar graph is the wrong one for this situation? Or at least, weird with the wording used?
Must be the maths geekette in me. Oh well, it gets the point across… apparently.
If being a lolicon is wrong, then I don't want to be rig-
Oh my god it's Chris Hans…. *takes a seat*
Now run with the seat, it's free!
Here, AuraMaster, you've won a trophy! AND a pizza!
Like a bisexual.
Sweet! *Raises trophy in one hand, eats pizza with the other*
Girls In Mah Halolz? would have been a more appropriate response but that's fine too
Probably but because you did I give you a plus 1
You're jealous aren't you?
DRAGOOOON PIIIIEEEECE!!!!
lol you're such a PotatoClock!
PotatoClock wouldn't know that because he's a PotatoClock
so your wife does not go to your own site or… OMG!
I just throw them at people. :b
*hits MrRaccoon in the head with a poke'ball*
yeah seriously why?
i remember him disliking lucky star and calling them loli, saying he is lolicon is a contradiction to what he believes.
people grow up.
OH SHIT IT'S LATIAS!!
Maybe it's a mistake? Maybe Alpar is actually a lolliPOP. Perhaps someone just mistook his sugary goodness for something…not so good.
Welp, let's get to work on construction of Taco78, everyone!
77 went and got Patches O'Houlihanned.
I like catching the Pokeballs people throw at me.
I TEAM ROCKET THAT S**T, MUTHAS!!
well at least it wasn't as bad as what happened to 76. I will never look at a toothbrush the same again…
ERROR
Rule 29: In the internet all girls are men and all kids are undercover FBI agents.
Rule30: THERE ARE NO GIRLS ON THE INTERNET.
NINTENDOOO SCOOOPE
I end up throwing them at the floor at point-blank range or at people in the air.
SMAAAAAASSSSSSHH BAAAAAALLLL!!!!!
Bucket Breaking sonuffabitch.
High five.
That Shawn wife is a sp--*WRENCH'D AGAIN BY STACMASTER-S*
"I just wrenched to death the Heavy combo"
-Shawn
No. The problem isn't that there aren't any females on the internet. It's just that most females are idiots, and aren't cool enough to exist on the internet.
I said I disliked Lucky Star? Eh, I personally just thought it was overrated. That's all.
ASSIST TROPHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!
Okay, so I leave for ONE evening, and I have a personal troll, who assumes I'm a lolicon for no good reasons.
"Hahaha! He won't do this because he's a lolicon etc. etc.!"
Enough, Potato. Those claims of me being an anime pedophile were ungrounded to begin with, and you only have to end up killing a dead joke even more. And every joke has their limit to one point or another, so STOP.
Hell, you should be the one to talk. You're the one who has multiple pictures of Konata saved onto your computer. With a lot of goatse to add, if I remember correctly.
THANK YOU.
Don't worry Alpar, we still love you even if the police kicks your door in and confiscates everything you own ^_^
I agree with you on the Lucky Star thing, Alpar.
As I said on the forums; Lucky Star + Gears of War crossover = WIN. Someone needs to take a chainsaw to their overly-superdeformed faces.
Look up the words "psychological projection" on Google or something.
I think he means a pie or line graph would have been more appropriate.
Actually, Potato is a HE. He said that he only claimed to be female because someone (you, Taco, if i recall) was otherwise "complaining" that he was rolling a female character in D&D. And it was over a Skype call, so I heard his voice when HE said it.
http://www.douchebagreport.com/wp-content/uploads…
Seriously…. stop. Your amusing No-one.
Holy shit. I leave for Greece today and I see this crap happening on my Halolz?
so why do guys exist? *cough*Potato*cough*
Steve the pirate was the best part of that movie… and maybe Chuck Norris giving a thumbs up
They feed off of negative reaction.
Potato just wants attention
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Yes. :(
I somehow doubt that has to do with this.
You forgot to add the "awesome" part to that.
Gears of Stars (Awesome version by Egoraptor)
Imagine that…
I am imagining it.
And it is beautiful. *sheds a tear*
Wait, Alpar, how do you know the contents of PotatoClock's computer?
O.o
Just a question.
Konata: WHERE'S MY WIIIIIIIIIIIIIFE?!
*Eats Kuroi-sensei*
*Meanwhile at Azumanga Daioh*
Tomo: Hey man, let's go see what the cougs are doin!
Yomi: Alright!
And you can imagine the rest from there.
Skype.
OH U!
Or if the Y-axis read "Distance at which Heart appears"
It's kind of a game to some people, going on GraphJam and pointing out why graphs are wrong or so. I sometimes think about it, but it's telling it out loud constantly that makes you an ass.
umad
Clever move… any girl on here is cool, so you're not insulting them, but all others that won't be reading it are idiots… Well played.
Oh wait. Am I calling myself an ass right now?
I wasn't complaining Caelun I thought he/she was rolling a boy character till he/she said it was a she so I asked if he/she was a girl and he/she said yes
It's more likely than you think.
Actually, I'm confused too. >_>
I believe the part where White Pumps up his "Dick"
What happened to 76 VyseRougueKing?
STIIICKYYYY BOOOOOOOMB!!!
There are five rules to avoiding -1's…
1. Dodge
2. Duck
3. Dip
4. Dive
5. Dodge
The internet isn't JUST Halolz you know.
Maybe if we build a kitchen in the internets, we could have girls on it……
(LOL Sorry if I'm being sexist)
…what is this i dont even
Maybe you should get out of training mode. 8)
LOL. Fantastic use of the word 'if' there.
Git me 'ere mah gun! C'mon kids! We're goin' huntin'!
So I herd Mei Ling lieks pikachu http://i50.tinypic.com/241jl8n.jpg
Actual unmodified in-game screenshot
Hovering over the url was enough to induce a lol. +1.
Parentheses… They were to hint that I forgot the exact word he used.
"Oh dear," said the girls of Halolz. "I hadn't thought of that."
LIP'S STICCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKK!!!
Its hard to overstate my satisfaction
I don't belive it myself, as there is no such thing as girls on the internet
Now envision Captain Falcon saying all of these, and your life will be complete.
You are annoying
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Who is this poe-tay-toe of which you speak? I shall administer great amounts of thumb downage upon thee.
C-C-C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
Hm? Oh. Sorry, saw this amazing toothbrush commercial. He was brutally mauled by a kitten. Poor bastard didn't even see it coming.
Give me a break! What do I look like, a Pokemon trainer?
Me too. That's why when they face us, they should prepare for trouble.
C-C-C-C-COOMBOOOOO BREEEEAAAAAKEEERR!
My god!
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yep, all he wanted to do was to teach it kung-fu. But it horribly, horribly backfired on him.
Hey thanks.
People can do that on Skype??!?!?! O.o
I never knew.
Emergency +1s in case of troll.
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No. You can change the group discussion picture with pictures you've saved on your own computer.
PotatoClock constantly changed it to goatse and Konata.
He's Final Smashing and he's Still Alive.
On a side note, looks like Nintendo….
*shades*
has no heart.
http://instantsfun.es/csi
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
http://www.nooooooooooooooo.com/
I think you did. Amazing.
Void, you forgot AuraMaster's ultimate Prize.
You have won…… a cake.
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