The witness could not have been playing games on his PS3

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on June 12, 2010 · 2:24 AM 
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81 Responses to “The witness could not have been playing games on his PS3”

  1. Captain_Flavor on June 12th, 2010 6:30 am

    The joke really isn't as true as it was a few year ago, but still made me laugh. Awesome submission.

  2. Cypher on June 12th, 2010 6:34 am

    Well, there goes one of my alibis in case I got arrested.. DAMN.

  3. CFW spplmj on June 12th, 2010 1:41 am

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  4. TCC on June 12th, 2010 3:16 am

    like Captain_flavor said, this is severely less relevant now days, and I even go so far as to say that the PS3 has a fair, and good collection of exclusive games…. now the Wii on the other hand… -,-

  5. Hakokoro on June 12th, 2010 7:18 am

    Bravo sir,bravo!

  6. TCC on June 12th, 2010 7:21 am

    yeah, as Captain_Flavor said, the joke isn't really very relevant anymore, and I go as far to say that the PS3 in fact has a rather respectable library…. the wii on the other hand… -,-

  7. Ataeru on June 12th, 2010 3:28 am

    cool story bro, just like the trolls at 4 chan you're off by years.

    now if you don't mind, im getting back to my Killzone 3, Infamous, little big planet, MGS4, Ratchet and Clank Future, crack in time, Mag, and God of War 3.

    BTW when is the last guardian coming out, oh wait your not going to play it huh?

  8. DrLuigi on June 12th, 2010 7:30 am

    Oh, dear.

    I believe this man is suffering from fanboitis, a very common and destructive syndrome that occurs in gaming men and women every year. You can help break this cycle of hatred, ladies and gentlemen. If you or a love one suffers from this illness, please consult your local Drama Hospital and be the help.

    Ask your doctor. Know the facts.

  9. Tenck on June 12th, 2010 7:39 am

    OBJECTION! MGS4 is not a game, it's an interactive movie.

  10. XxGiroxX on June 12th, 2010 8:35 am

    wow how relivant Just got this game for my NDS Witch has Great games on it !

  11. Taiho on June 12th, 2010 9:32 am

    Wait, you can play games on that? I just use it for movies! Wow! All this time…

  12. BoxeyBrown on June 12th, 2010 9:40 am

    This would have been more relevant a year or two ago. Although, in my opinion, the PS3 does still have far less to do than either the 360 or the Wii.

  13. Jet_Sparrow on June 12th, 2010 10:03 am

    Nice suit.

  14. Draken on June 12th, 2010 8:23 am

    Name one good game besides Halo exclusively for the 360. While you do that, I’ll go wait for a winning lottery ticket. :3

  15. MrRaccoon on June 12th, 2010 12:59 pm

    Yep, long time since we had a flame war
    *grabs popcorn*
    Guys, you make my job as a rioter easier, continue your "not fanboyist" at all comment :T

  16. Elevator Doors on June 12th, 2010 9:02 am

    360 has its fair share as does the ps3. I have a ps3 but i at best commend 360 giving a lot of games but problem is that they are really short. Just bought Valkyria Chronicles and been playing for a week. I aint touching FF13 or my psp cause they have too many shortcomings.

  17. DaberWebir on June 12th, 2010 1:53 pm

    With a little modification, this post could be used to diss 'It Only Does Everything'. Actually, that's what I was expecting the punchline to be.

  18. Ghosty on June 12th, 2010 10:04 am

    Waaaaait a second… ‘my client’ ? Edgy isn’t a defense attorney, he’s a prosecutor, ergo he doesn’t have client.

    I call fake on this.

  19. inouyejulio on June 12th, 2010 10:44 am

    i knew that there woud be a shitload of fanboys here to spoil the shitout of this joke if you didnt liked it then stop seeing this site and go for your metal gear solid the movie … i mean 4…

  20. TheRedGrunt on June 12th, 2010 3:12 pm

    Last 4 panels = Epic win

  21. TUNGST3N on June 12th, 2010 3:16 pm

    Check and friggin' Mate

  22. shadow649 on June 12th, 2010 4:37 pm

    How does my friend survive with only a PS3? He must have a life or something like that. I'll gladly pay microsoft $60 for the better online play any day.

  23. Teradohn on June 12th, 2010 5:23 pm

    Ratchet and Clank? Call of Duty? Prince of Persia? LittleBigPlanet? Those aren't games?

    … What a strange, strange world we live in. I was completely convinced otherwise.

  24. By-Tor on June 12th, 2010 5:51 pm

    Can't beat my
    Can't beat my
    No they can't beat my Fanboy Rage
    (I don't wanna buy from Sony)
    Can't beat my
    Can't beat my
    No they can't beat my Fanboy Rage
    (I don't wanna buy from Sony)

    Sorry, that's all I got…

  25. Jerenator on June 12th, 2010 6:42 pm

    Like trying to break through a brick wall, this case is closed.
    (Try making a PW comment instead of saying stuff about the PS3.)

  26. TehVortex on June 12th, 2010 9:33 pm

    …kick the PS3 is a game…

  27. BlueChameleon on June 12th, 2010 9:52 pm

    Godot called. He wants his coffee with added trollfuel back.

  28. MasqueNoMercy on June 13th, 2010 1:23 am

    having such a hard week, this really made me smile and i needed it… thank you halolz :)

  29. chimponice on June 12th, 2010 9:46 pm

    of course another fanboy lets admit all the consoles have their advantages and disadvantages so everyone needs to stfu or gtfo

  30. Tifakitteh on June 13th, 2010 2:25 am

    All that talk about games no longer being good and stuff, did anyone consider that maybe, just mayyybe, our criterias for what's a "good game" jumped through the window?
    I still enjoy my NES from time to time. And then I hear people saying Borderlands is "meh" and GTA 4 gets boring quickly.

  31. Bloodmarth on June 13th, 2010 5:47 am

    These comments are proof of why Halolz commits are horrid. They're always trying to make a lame joke to cash in on the laughs from the image, or they just stroke themselves.

    The picture is a joke. Take it at face level. We don't care about your PS3 games. It's a joke.

  32. Kirby_Emprer on June 14th, 2010 4:01 am

    but i like ps3… and plus every one who has a head set on 360 is 5 years old :P

  33. Miles on June 17th, 2010 2:29 am

    Sony is false advertising! D:

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