Well done Wright! An open and shut case!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on June 12, 2010 · 2:24 AM
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The joke really isn't as true as it was a few year ago, but still made me laugh. Awesome submission.
Well, there goes one of my alibis in case I got arrested.. DAMN.
Now, if he had said he just pressed "New Game" on MGS4, he would have been clear for hours.
like Captain_flavor said, this is severely less relevant now days, and I even go so far as to say that the PS3 has a fair, and good collection of exclusive games…. now the Wii on the other hand… -,-
Bravo sir,bravo!
yeah, as Captain_Flavor said, the joke isn't really very relevant anymore, and I go as far to say that the PS3 in fact has a rather respectable library…. the wii on the other hand… -,-
Super Mario Galaxy 2
That is all.
cool story bro, just like the trolls at 4 chan you're off by years.
now if you don't mind, im getting back to my Killzone 3, Infamous, little big planet, MGS4, Ratchet and Clank Future, crack in time, Mag, and God of War 3.
BTW when is the last guardian coming out, oh wait your not going to play it huh?
Oh, dear.
I believe this man is suffering from fanboitis, a very common and destructive syndrome that occurs in gaming men and women every year. You can help break this cycle of hatred, ladies and gentlemen. If you or a love one suffers from this illness, please consult your local Drama Hospital and be the help.
Ask your doctor. Know the facts.
the occasional good game is sure to be there, but I wouldn't mind a little more in the ways of quantity… besides SMG2, and New super Mario galaxy what was the last GOOD Wii exclusive?
NOTE: I am not a fan boy, I don't even have a PS3, or 360. I suppose it could just be a "grass is greener" thing, but it just seems to me that the Wii has very few good games… -,-
Played it.
A lot
and I mean a LOT
of stuff was reused from the first game.
And the bowser fights?
ALL THE SAME.
OBJECTION! MGS4 is not a game, it's an interactive movie.
So, if they make a film based on MGS4, it'll be called, Metal Gear: The Movie: The Game: The Movie?
You're right wii has some good ones No more Heroes and No More Heroes 2 is good. BRAWL!!! Monster Hunter Tri, I hear is good but the list isn't that big. So much potential and it's going towards casual and incredibly kiddie games. I really wish they would get some new stuff.
Although that being said the a lot of the 360 games are mainly fps and action and stuff like that albeit good it's getting dull. Every "next big game" for it is either halo or CoD (which isn't even console specific but seems to get much more coverage for the 360) Although brink looks promising. There are some good games that aren't along these lines like Mirror's Edge but whatever.
The PS3, from what I've seen since I don't actually own one but would like to, seems slightly cinematic to me. MAG looked real promising but apparently from what I've heard not enough people are there to fill the servers. Little Big Planet I would really love to try. It basically renovated platforming. PS3 is going for something similar to the wiimote but odds are they are going for the casual market just like the wii especially after seeing the promo vids. Little girls and women playing ping pong not hard to see what crowd they are aiming for there.
All in all good games are hard to find on any console. I go into a gamestop or walmart or whatever and I walk through just mountains of shelves of crap. I kinda feel sorry for the programmers. The gaming industry is taking a sad, sad turn into a more general audience. Making average or kinda good games. I want to see a great game more often but everything is too uniform and for crying out loud people actually compare games to each other when trying to determine how good it is. Just rate it from how good you think it is not how it's similar to the best-selling game on the market.
I expect a lot of tl;dr for this but whatever. Now if you'll excuse me I need to put my fingers under running water…
I'm confused, it looks like you're either talking to yourself, or whoever you were replying to deleted his comment, essentially performing the Halolz equivalient of Ragequitting.
I got the gist of it, and like I said, I might just feel that the wii has an inferior library due to the fact that I don't have the other systems, but it seems like most everything has a pretty slim list of good games… -,-
wow how relivant Just got this game for my NDS Witch has Great games on it !
That or Metal Gear 4: The Movie of the Movie Game.
Wall of Text crits me for 9001 damage. I can't take text walls of THIS magnitude!
I actually did read it all though…and it's true that Nintendo Hard is no longer selling as well. Brawl itself proves it…they took all the mechanics out of melee and added in more random zany action. They succeeded in making the game easy to pick up and do well in, but the skill element is gone.
Wait, you can play games on that? I just use it for movies! Wow! All this time…
Be confused no more, because, Ataeru is possibly either talking to the picture itself, or the person who submitted it, which is not crazy at all. Now that is said, I shall return to playing the best RPG ever made… OBLIVION!
This would have been more relevant a year or two ago. Although, in my opinion, the PS3 does still have far less to do than either the 360 or the Wii.
This has been a Public Service Announcement by DrLuigi.
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My opinion is that I agree with your opinion. Another opinion of mine is that Sony and Microsoft are the big contenders, with Nintendo as the underdog, there is ALWAYS an underdog.
Or he's replying to the post itself, showing he disagrees with what was said by Phoenix Wright.
Nice suit.
Ahem.
FIRE EMBLEM: RADIANT DAWN. That is all.
Name one good game besides Halo exclusively for the 360. While you do that, I’ll go wait for a winning lottery ticket. :3
Didn't realised you had a time machine, Ataeru.
Maybe some more…
Mario Galaxy, Mario Galaxy 2, Twilight Princess, Fire Emblem: Radiant Dawn, The Conduit, New Super Mario Bros. Wii, Resident Evil 4, Okami, Sin & Punishment, Mario Kart Wii, Metroid Prime 3 (and the whole trilogy), WarioWare, No More Heroes, No More Heroes 2, Red Steel 2, and a little game called Super Smash Bros. Brawl. And that's just out of the ones I've played (except Sin & Punishment, of course).
This is, of course, not counting the slew of amazing games on the VC off of the N64 (more commonly known as the best console ever with some of the best games ever).
And of course, keep in mind, all the while, Nintendo is still making amazing games for the DS. What's that, good games for both a console and a handheld?! Inconceivable! Or at least, Sony thinks it's inconceivable.
Yep, long time since we had a flame war
*grabs popcorn*
Guys, you make my job as a rioter easier, continue your "not fanboyist" at all comment :T
360 has its fair share as does the ps3. I have a ps3 but i at best commend 360 giving a lot of games but problem is that they are really short. Just bought Valkyria Chronicles and been playing for a week. I aint touching FF13 or my psp cause they have too many shortcomings.
With a little modification, this post could be used to diss 'It Only Does Everything'. Actually, that's what I was expecting the punchline to be.
Waaaaait a second… ‘my client’ ? Edgy isn’t a defense attorney, he’s a prosecutor, ergo he doesn’t have client.
I call fake on this.
i knew that there woud be a shitload of fanboys here to spoil the shitout of this joke if you didnt liked it then stop seeing this site and go for your metal gear solid the movie … i mean 4…
Last 4 panels = Epic win
Check and friggin' Mate
There is also Tales of Symphonia: Dawn of a New World, Mad World, Phantom Brave: We Meet Again (port of an epic game), House of the Dead Overkill, Batallion Wars 2, Trauma Center Second Opinion, and Trauma Center New Blood.
Leo just mentioned my whole Wii game library except for Animal Crossing (which is good if you did't get the DS one). However I would not mention gamecube ports *cough cough Twilight Prinicess* or the first two Prime games as Wii accomplishments. VC is nice just because I don't need to pull out my aging N64 to play them.
From the reviews I have read, Dawn of the New World was total dissapoint and didn't live up to Symphonia. Rehashed music, 2 new playable characters (!?), no overworld, poorly paced story and poor voiceacting.
My Wii games make up less than 1/4 of my Gamecube games. There are two reasons for this: 1. The majority of the games I like to play don't incorporate/force motion sensor control, which Nintendo has tried to do for many of its games, 2. The Wii does not have an updated graphics card so no one wants to make games for it. Oh tales of vesperia, I may never play thee. Watch the ToV OVA movie if you haven't yet, it makes me want to play even more.
It's fantastic that the new focus for games are ones my mom might enjoy but, oh wait, I don't play games with my mom.
Wouldn't really call TP a Gamecube port; it did come out on the Wii first, and was dumbed down a little for the GC.
Also didn't mention Animal Crossing because it's still considered a "casual" game, despite being mind-numbingly fun.
-Tosses hat and monocle-shade aside and puts on his riot gear-
How does my friend survive with only a PS3? He must have a life or something like that. I'll gladly pay microsoft $60 for the better online play any day.
You lost me at "The Conduit".
There is no way in Hell that can ever been even remotely considered a "good game"
So do I. The sad thing is I even have Uncharted, Killzone 2 and GOW.
I agree with the about with the exception of Conduit and technically Okami was a PS2 game first and I hear it was better that way.
That being said while all these titles I still feel a little ripped off by the Wii. Even those games didn't keep my attention (please change my mind Other M). I just play old GC games and VC titles on it. I just feel that Nintendo is working more the gimmick factor when making the games rather than appealing to the same loyal fans they've had for 20 years.
Don't forget Uncharted 2, Warhawk (if you haven't heard of it, its an amazing Battlefield-esque game), Heavy Rain, and Resistance 2.
Ratchet and Clank? Call of Duty? Prince of Persia? LittleBigPlanet? Those aren't games?
… What a strange, strange world we live in. I was completely convinced otherwise.
Can't beat my
Can't beat my
No they can't beat my Fanboy Rage
(I don't wanna buy from Sony)
Can't beat my
Can't beat my
No they can't beat my Fanboy Rage
(I don't wanna buy from Sony)
Sorry, that's all I got…
It's still decent!
Like trying to break through a brick wall, this case is closed.
(Try making a PW comment instead of saying stuff about the PS3.)
INTERMISSION http://www.lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala.c…
I'd use it as a paper weight. But I don't have one so once I get back my 360, THAT will fill the slot for paper weights in my life :D
i was trying to argue with the artist him/herself for making the pic.
as i was getting pissed off at the constant "there is no games for the PS3/PSP Herp Derp" over at the 4chan's vidia section. even my friends joke about myself playing the PS3/PSP
i mean cmon, it feels like im the only that KNOWS there are good games for the system that are exclusive. I use my PSP to its fullest, as im enjoying my new Peace Walker, and i eagerly wait for Ar Tonelico 3 for the PS3, how can i not rage when a person states a statement that is no longer correct? its obviously trolling or feign of ignorance.
…
…
…kick the PS3 is a game…
I thought the deal was that they made Twilight Princess by Gamecube specs but since that system was on it's way out (RIP Gamecube) and the Wii needed a launch title people actually wanted to buy (lol) they made a port of it.
Nintendo used to have all purpose systems, well supported by iconic first party characters, and a monopoly on handheld awesome, but it feels like they betrayed real gamers by "pioneering" the weird in place of tried and true and making the Wii the family platform. I’d happily dish out another hundred dollars to upgrade the Wii’s capabilities so other developers would consider making games for us but this is the new direction of Nintendo.
I have been so disappoint by this generation that I am on the verge of being error.
Godot called. He wants his coffee with added trollfuel back.
They didn't exactly "make it to GC specs"… they made it mainly for the Wii, but kept it simple enough that the GC version wouldn't be much worse.
having such a hard week, this really made me smile and i needed it… thank you halolz :)
of course another fanboy lets admit all the consoles have their advantages and disadvantages so everyone needs to stfu or gtfo
*slurp*
All that talk about games no longer being good and stuff, did anyone consider that maybe, just mayyybe, our criterias for what's a "good game" jumped through the window?
I still enjoy my NES from time to time. And then I hear people saying Borderlands is "meh" and GTA 4 gets boring quickly.
>implying Call of Duty and Prince Of Persia are PS3 exclusives
GOOD games
These comments are proof of why Halolz commits are horrid. They're always trying to make a lame joke to cash in on the laughs from the image, or they just stroke themselves.
The picture is a joke. Take it at face level. We don't care about your PS3 games. It's a joke.
Psh people who don't play because of an inferior graphics card are graphics whores. You don't need good graphics for good games.
You mean Press X to Jason?
games we might actualy want to play?
but i like ps3… and plus every one who has a head set on 360 is 5 years old :P
Doctor who?
*catches Vosur's Top hat and monocle*
I'll hold these for you.
But if he did say he was loading MGS4, he'd still have a perfect alibi.
Oh I see what you did there
I always X to Jason.
I didn't even realize it until you said that
Sony is false advertising! D:
Ummm….
TAKE THAT!
Just say you were doing non-game stuff on your PS3
Then you'll have a SOLID alibi…… possibly in her…..
(Joke Fail T.T)
GAH!
*falls off the witness stand in a dramatic manner*
The Doctor tends to slip in unnoticed!
What doctor?
Your honor! The witness made a dramatic gesture!
He's obviously guilty!
Tricky tricky!
My brain is now on strike.