Team Fortress 2… on Apple computers? Well now I’ve seen everything!
I guess it’s okay though… you only need one mouse button to be a W+M1 Pyro!
There wasn’t actually a “Meet the Mac” video… but if there was it would have been great!
By edelseriman
The official announcement video from The Mac Update!
And you thought the Scout’s headset was for team chat? Nah it’s just helps him stay entertained while he bonks heads in.
By Faremann
Oh yeah, did you notice TF2 Mac players get an exclusive in-game item? If you’re an Apple user you may want to hop in and pick them up during their free TF2 weekend!
And hey if you need a place to play this weekend, don’t forget we have our own server here on Halolz! And we’re totally Mac friendly! (In that we will shoot at you the same amount, if not more!)
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on June 11, 2010 · 5:38 PM
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Email your video game related LOLZ to and if it's good we'll post it!
Did you know the site has over 2,500 video game themed lolz? 
Well, seeing as thumbs up or thumbs down now have absolutely no effect on me…
FIRST, BITCHES!
Make way for the iSpy puns…
"iSpy with my little eye…"
OPPOSITE FIRST DAY!
This day you +1 first comments
and whoever is first,loses the game
I’m always tempted to try the Halolz server, but then I remember I completely suck at TF2 and would be ripped apart in mere seconds. Love the characters, though- wonder what the Pyro’s listening to. “Smoke on the Water”?
That would make a good submission!
iPood in your open eye…
YESH!!! I can finally play it. Ima probably join the halolz server even though i'll suck and have no headphones.
I played on a mac just for the earbuds, What? I can't play with 3 FPS!
oh the apple… the irony !
Well Halolz community!
*claps hands*
What puns and/or csi's do we have for this post?
Awesome! Engineer's getting a scoped shotgun! At least, that's what I think it is…
I got one!
Looks like the RED Team…
*puts on sunglasses*
…is about to get……..um…….uh……oh fuck it, I can't come up with anything!
wow only 1 person noticed it congrats you get a plus 1
iNever really was on your side.
Erectin' a Mac!
Actual Engie update
iMurdered your toys as well.
We've seen it on the forums.
Which every Halolz user should join, might I add.
MEET THE MACINT-*crash*
…Okay, I think I might quit Halolz now….
MIGHT.
sir if I could +100 you I would
Yeah, I noticed that too…..
But…… a scoped shotgun?
The point of a shotgun is close range, so a scope seems to….. I don't know, nullify it?
I loved the "Think Bullets" at the end of this. Then I proceeded to forward this news to all of my Mac friends and told them to get this game.
Considering they (in real life) have a range of 165 feet, a scope isn't a bad idea…
In game thinking…
The new longer barrel hints longer range, though the position of the attachment on the gun seems to be an awkward place for a scope… maybe a laser sight?
An apple a day keeps the spy away
NEVER MORE
Dear god, his computer is in shock!!
I need a first aid crew, STAT!!
I don't believe so. Internet medical experts say that meme abuse can cause frequent rage issues to the audience around you.
Don't forget the multi colored windows
WAIT! if there playing music in there ears, How will they hear when the spy backstabs them?…
Unless the iPods are gifts from the Red spy…
In which case well played Red Spy….
No. People think it's an antenna or pointer to control tobor, which is probably another unlockable for the engineer. The texture for tobor is in the gcf.
(notice that it's on the wrong side of the gun for a scope)
Meet the flamewar.
Earbuds vs no-earbuds
Looks like the RED Team…
*puts on sunglasses*
Is using a window!
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAA
*picks two apples* I can't wait to herd those mac users onto a boat and beat the crap out of every single one. *makes applesauce*
Well, it looks like RED's Engineer…
*puts on sunglasses*
…is full of surprises
http://instantsfun.es/csi
Borderlands changed my idea of the shotgun forever. I mean, seriously? A 6x scope on a shotgun?
Wait, what? What just happened?
Oh god, now everything's REALLY upside-down.
http://nerfnow.com/comic/image/322
It looks like the demo will be getting an hͨ̿̄͝ȅͨ ҉҉̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑ ͡҉҉d̵ś̅̃̄̕ I-Lander from MANNcintosh soon, amir̈̀́iͮt̵͒͐̍̽̓̑̔ê?
Haha, I noticed that 11 hours earlier and added it to my website. Funny how people find these things out later than I do.
That soldier has soooo many hats… and barely a head to put them on.
dude.
do you want your e-peen to be low?
i only like this cause i can finally get this game for a cheap price.
10$.. sweeeet.
that sounds stupid and your stupid for thinking that leo
Its cost me $40s just to play peggle for 12 seconds!
they have an app for that
no not really why do you ask?
when valve closes a window it always open…
*puts in earbuds*
God i love this song!
iLove it
not like before when it was just halfway upside down
Im guessing all the other classes are linux?
Oh, WEll Whoopy-fucking-do. The Newbs get Earbuds, What do the vets get? NOTHING.
Like someone stated before, anyone wearing earbuds will have a bounty on their head.
Remember the Halo Vs. Non-Halo War (Not Halo: Wars)? Here's a new one, Apple Whores Versus Windows Veterans. I'll be happy to set that rubber wire and the iPod on fire for you, >:D
I would be more surprised if they didn't.
Do you want to waste your time playing a game that requires no skill? There's an app for that.
Have to wash your dog but don't want to break away from your game that requires no skill? There's an app for that.
Is there an app you want but doesn't exist? There's an app for that.
Want to make fun of how iPhones have an app for everything? There's a goddamn app for that!
Sorry, not a big fan of iPhones I don't think it's a phone anymore I think it's a frickin toy with the option to use the phone if you feel the need once in a while because there is always, ALWAYS texting.
it costs $400,000 to get a mac that can play TF2 at 60 FPS.
BTW i saw a person today at work with a Falcon Lunch shirt :P
omg, I love you for showing me this link. I will cherish it forever. o_o
Apple makes the most unholy computers on earth. First of all, where the fuck is the right click? Second, the minimize/close/restore buttons are on the wrong corner. Third:
http://www.mac-sucks.com/switch_why.php
I honestly feel bad for Valve having to stoop this low…
Yeah I actually didn't catch that at first… I'm slow.
It has no trigger
I'm a mac user. Naturally I was delighted to hear this but… unless you enable "Medigun continues healing after stopping pressing left click" you can't uber on a mac.
Yay, someone loves me!!
Holy shit. As soon as I thought about a long-ranged shotgun, that's EXACTLY the gun that popped into my head. XD
…Was that floating doctor's mirror there a second ago?
Meme abuse? in MY Halolz? *remembers Kratos*
Yeah, I guess you're ri-HEY WHO SAID THAT.
I think (s)he's already past the "small e-peen" stage and currently heading into the "large e-vag" stage.
For me, this is not so much an update as an opportunity.
AN OPPORTUNITY TO SHOOT, SLICE, BLUDGEON, PUNCH, STAB, AND EXPLODE DOZENS OF NEW MACCIES (legally). >:D
lol.
"Oh, sweet! Teamfotress!"
"Niiiiiiiceee"
"It's $10 you sick fuck!"
am i the only one who noticed this possibly has a teaser of the engie update? the engie’s holding a new shotgun!!! with a scope! huh? huh?
who would do this?
I think what I really want is for you to go look up "clever" in the dictionary. Also actually play TF2 for a bit. Then maybe you'll appreciate this post a little more.
Don't talk back to me, I know your true identity… MR. TWOHATS.
The end shot with the Soldier making the guillotine sign is JUST EPIC.
Hm. Highly uncalled for.
We should try that once, take one person, and get a crap lot of people to +1 him/her…. (Forget about "her", there are no girls on the internet)
INTERMISSION http://www.lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala.c…
u mad?
iGot blood on my suit….
(tell the difference!)
But… that's… sideways…. right side down… ERROR
He passed that…
Wanna know whats funny? VALVe always compares TF2 sentries with Portal sentries.
TF2 sentries are faster, have better reflexes, and can upgrade
Portal sentries look cool, and they cant upgrade :P
That's dumb. That like putting a bayonet on a sniper rifle.
Or a laser on a knife.
In a DELICIOUS twist of irony, less than an hour after posting this comment I myself unexpectedly became an ower of earbuds.
You joke about Smugleaf, you BECOME Smugleaf.
This one time, we did. The e-peen explosion was so large it could be seen from space: http://www.halolz.com/2010/05/16/diglett-i-choose…
Bear in mind NekoKnight wa 0p before that comment…
I am dissappoint.
I'm going to be really disappointed too when Valve uses the profits from the Mac release to make their next game.
Oh, and for next time you decide to hate on mac, remember that they do indeed have "right clicks", except it's called command-click or, for mouse analogues with gestures, the two-fingered click. Ugh, using two fingers to click! What a hassle! I don't know how they possibly manage.
Laser Knife sounds badass though…
and putting a Bayonet on a sniper rifle isn't exactly a BAD idea, it's just impractical.
there are multi-button mouses for the mac you know, mine has a normal one. Albeit my Mac sucks hard. (Runs Tiger and is Horribly out of date)
Again, I'd like to point out my mac as a 3 button mouse like any other windows.
right then….
I can understand your point, but the simple fact is I'm being trolled just because of a low peen score.
There's nothing wrong with my original post. It's original and a fitting TF2 reference, not to mention a welcome to Mac users to a great game. Anyone that actually plays TF2 can appreciate it.
If it's uncalled for me to push back at people who are trolling my lolz for their own lolz then yes, you got me. Guilty as charged. Tell me how to properly rectify the situation, I'm all ears. *Hops off soapbox*
But he wasn't the one trolling you.
right behind the heavy…jobbs orchards,lol
U MAC?
Is it just me, or is that Engi shotgun a new weapon for the coming update?
:O
I never said it was a bad idea, just dumb.
Lol are you blind? As far as i can see, it was a simple question of "Are you purposely trying to get voted down"… not "LOL U SUCKZORZ" It was a simple question and was expecting a simple yes/no.
Totally uncalled for. Totally unnecessary, and also +1 to who you probably -1'd.
im a jobless poor pothead!
just be glad im playin it. geez.
NO YOU SAID THE FORUM KILLED HIM
That would be the frontier justice.