Mario! Transform and roll out!
By Samuel M.
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Categories: Nintendo, Rockin' Out, Special Attacks, Super Mario Bros, Wii · Leave a comment (78 Comments) |
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Now watch as Mario gets his rocks off.
looks like Mario knows how to…
*shades*
…rock and roll!
http://instantsfun.es/csi
People can re-use an image if the caption is different!
You are correct! I thought it was a re-post myself until I went back and looked.
you win this time Mr. Handyside
Mario just keeps rolling rolling rolling.
Balls of steel…or stone, whatever.
THEY SEE A RE-USE
THEY FLAME ME
They all hate cause they think the joke is shitty
Huh, what's that? Mario is evolving!
Congratulations your Mario has evolved into a Golem
Mario rocks.
Good point, but that doesn't mean it will be good a second time, as this clearly shows.
Until he falls off a cliff, then he is falling falling falling.
Ride 'em in Rawhiiiiiiiiide.
It may have a different caption, but submitting this as new is just BOULDERdash.
This post doesn't rock my world, or exactly suit my tastes. It's not exactly super and doesn't exactly blast off. I'm sure this image has been used for multiple jokes in this galaxy. It's not exactly a peach of a joke and negativity loom(a)s for this. Shawn you might have to bite the bullet bill and admit this submission may have been best koopa'd up. Best thing would be to bowser out gracefully. I give one star bit.
Then I shall resubmit the lesbian Mudkips. With funny hats. I WILL RULE THE INTERNET.
What's with the stream of "repeats" lately. I don't think anything with the same picture should be submitted, even if it has different text.
Do it! Do it now!
Yes, seriously -- we've survived Kratos Meme and we'll survive everything (except a flood of a certain Kirby picture).
I always knew he was a stoner.
But unfortunately Shawn thinks that reposting pictures ROCKS.
Well played good sir. Well played.
Ahemm… http://www.halolz.com/2010/04/05/congratulations/
Perhaps it's time for Shawn to wipe the SLATE clean.
Will he force us to shit BRICKS?
GOOD LORD SIR, YOU MUST.
*sits in a corner, whimpering* The horror….the horror….
Only if he gets STONED and posts something good this time.
But if he fails again, then we'll throw him into a GRAVEL pit and bury him there.
But if we did that, wouldn't that crush him into tiny PEBBLES?
Yes, we see you rollin'. Yes, we be hatin'.You are hereby banished from the internet as you're obviously too STONED to create something funny
Now that's not a kidney stone to pass…
I some how imagine you wearing a top hat everytime you post on Halolz
Bet he doesn't have the STONES to fail again
That's because his diet does not include enough MINERALS.
YOU FORGOT TO ADD THE WORD "NOT" AT THE END OF THAT SENTENCE.
*Sniff*
Why do you hate us, Shawn?
C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!
Go to the Insanity Thread and /b/ if you want REAL horror.
For that, you deserve a (+)1 up!
OBJECTION!
The Combo is a lie!
And results in a 2.29 on the halolz scale.
You know what they say, familiarity breeds contempt.
Ridin' -- Chamarionaire feat. Krayzie Dry Bones.
Now that's a song I want to hear. Lyrics anyone?
Haven't you heard? It's a website owner's JOB to hate his audience! [/sarcasm]
Please don't mention that thread. I think we can all agree that it's better to pretend it never happened.
Shawn…. I should've known you'd try to find ways to get around our "no reposts" policy. I can assure you, it's not going to work.
Pfft. Mario may be good at it, but Dr. Light created Rock and Roll.
Pretend what never happened?
If medical science could somehow find a way for me to bear your children, I WOULD.
OBJECTION!
The combo is the truth
unlike the cake
My other ride is Mario.
Haters gonna hate.
Looks like Mario…..
*shades*
Is with Rolling Stones.
http://www.instantsfun.es/csi
It looks like Mario…..
*shades*
is Rolling Stones
http://www.instantsfun.es/csi
Haven't you ever seen the movie Junior? According to that it's totally possible.
Now hold still while I go impregnate an ovum and then we can implant it in your womb.
And Brock's Onix is exactly the way he likes to rock and roll! *Pokemon 3 reference*
He doesn't like you. I don't like you either. We are wanted men!
A chip off the sameimageusedwithdifferentcaption block
Mario wants to know Rollout
O I C wut u did Thar
Can you prove that?
If not, you are overruled.
Once again, Sir Soapdish has won the internets.
Fail picture is still fail with different caption.
Untooned Kirby wasn't THAT bad….. pansies.
Mario used Rollout.
Bowser used Hate.
It's not very effective.
Mario keeps rollin'.
Bowser keeps hatin'.
And that's exactly why each new Mecha-Heavy submission was funnier than the last!
Rockman.
You're doing it wrong.
Wolf used Disable
Mario's Rollout was disabled.
Bowser died laughing.
This one's not worth the effort…now let me get you something.
THE PUNS.
THEY BURN.
Weegee used Minimize.
But Weegee's evasiveness can't go higher.
STONED is not a form of the group of materials nor is it of the… well stones. So there is no combo! And now I'm gonna do some snor- errrr sniffin!
Eye bleach anyone?
Flawless victory, Mario wins!
God DAMNIT Shawn.
Now you're getting it.
How did Mario win?
Wolf Disabled him.
Nono, he only disabled Rollout remember?
Heck, he built this city on Rock and Roll.