Are you Deaf as well as dimwitted?

Pokedex entry: Smugleaf… the douchebag Pokémon. Smugleaf enjoys a good martini and publicly humiliating his fellow grass types.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on June 5, 2010 · 7:41 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (346 votes, average: 4.53 out of 5)
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131 Responses to “Are you Deaf as well as dimwitted?”

  1. Tifakitteh on June 5th, 2010 11:48 pm

    Couldn't the author try a little harder on the text?
    I'd replace what Smugleaf says by " *Insert smugpun here* " and it'd be more funny.

  2. Acrazymonke on June 6th, 2010 12:03 am

    Well he isn't called SMUGleaf for nothing.

  3. AuraMaster on June 6th, 2010 12:06 am

    Looks like Smugleaf…
    *sunglasses*

    …Is asking for a grass-whooping.

    YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!

  4. EphEphEcksIII on June 6th, 2010 12:07 am

    Smugleaf finds your pokemon to be shallow and pedantic.

  5. BoxeyBrown on June 6th, 2010 12:14 am

    I can't wait to see the evolved form: Conceited-leaf

  6. EphEphEcksIII on June 6th, 2010 12:18 am

    I just hope he gets a monocle somewhere down the line. I always pick the grass types but for some reason i feel smugleaf shall have a special place in my pants err i mean heart.

  7. EphEphEcksIII on June 6th, 2010 12:20 am

    Smugleaf- "I challenge you to fistacuffs you hooligan!"

  8. BlueChameleon on June 6th, 2010 12:21 am

    'Tarnish notte the majesty of my tower of stats.'

  9. AuraMaster on June 6th, 2010 12:46 am

    Don't you think that joke's a little esoteric?

  10. AuraMaster on June 6th, 2010 12:47 am

    Fully evolved form: Egosystem.

  11. MrRaccoon on June 6th, 2010 12:48 am

    Well, since there's a Smugleaf art up I can forget about my comic even being considered
    Why yes Smugleaf, I'm mad

  12. Spy-Crab on June 5th, 2010 8:49 pm

    Smugleaf never really was on your side….

  13. JakeBondRoo on June 6th, 2010 12:49 am

    Smugleaf never really was on your side….

  14. AuraMaster on June 6th, 2010 12:53 am

    Treecko- "Very well then. We shall meet in the Pokemon Stadium of Honor in a fortnight. Queensbury Rules."

  15. EphEphEcksIII on June 6th, 2010 12:54 am

    Mayhaps

  16. DeathJam on June 6th, 2010 12:58 am

    I CALL SHENANEGIANS!

    Treecko and Smugleaf would burst into flames in the vicinity of Cyndaquil.

    I had to google Treecko just to find out the spelling of it's name >_<

  17. Darkangelsv1 on June 6th, 2010 1:00 am

    What a classhole, that Smugleaf.

  18. ArmyOfMidgets on June 6th, 2010 1:01 am

    Smugleaf: Sorry, i don't speak to anyone below the OU tier.
    Treecko: My line was OU!
    Smugleaf: Oh yes, back in the generation nobody liked. *sips martini*

  19. Cajun Raccoon on June 6th, 2010 1:07 am

    Hey I like that link you threw in there. Is there anyway I could get one of those instant audio files to play right when someone clicked on a link or would they always have to go to that site to hear it?

  20. AuraMaster on June 6th, 2010 1:10 am

    I'm afraid the most we can do is link, good sir.

  21. Roflcopter419 on June 6th, 2010 1:16 am

    Are you kidding me Cyndaquil? Seeing one of those Fifth-Gen starters whipped to the ground is SO worth it!

  22. Miles on June 5th, 2010 9:16 pm

    He was told he'd be fighting gentlemen.
    Instead, he fights a Treecko.

  23. Cajun Raccoon on June 6th, 2010 1:18 am

    Aww that would be to epic to be able to just get the audio to play at those perfect moments.

  24. xstationcubed on June 6th, 2010 1:26 am

    I'm sorry, but his evolved forms have already been established as Grasshole and Dickweed.

  25. spaghettiweegee on June 5th, 2010 9:27 pm

    "Now go away, I don't associate with frail UU revenge killers."

    "Grrrrr"

    *Treecko begins to glow*

    "What? Treecko is evolving!"

    "Congratulations! Your Treecko evolved into FREAKING BAMF NINJA LIZARD!!!"

    Smugleaf: *Gags on martini*

  26. codemaster525 on June 6th, 2010 1:28 am

    u ma- oh, you already answered…

  27. spaghettiweegee on June 6th, 2010 1:45 am

    What happened to Jackgrass?

  28. Marzen on June 6th, 2010 1:46 am

    SAY IT AGAIN. I DARE YOU, I DOUBLE DARE YOU MOTHER FUCKER, SAY IT ONE MORE GOD DAMN TIME.

  29. ArmyOfMidgets on June 6th, 2010 1:50 am

    Smugleaf smug smug. *sips martini*

  30. Marzen on June 6th, 2010 1:51 am

    WHAT REGION YOU FROM?

  31. Alfa on June 5th, 2010 10:06 pm

    Smugleaf: It seems like you, Treecko, are now a liability. Good bye, and please remember to say hi for me to your mother up there in heaven. *smokes cigarrete*

  32. AuraMaster on June 6th, 2010 2:11 am

    What?

  33. Alfa on June 6th, 2010 2:13 am

    UH UH…. WHAT?!
    ''WHAT'' AINT A COUNTRY I EVER HEARD OF!

  34. EphEphEcksIII on June 6th, 2010 2:14 am

    Shaken or stired?

  35. Coodoo on June 6th, 2010 2:31 am

    Not as good.

  36. ArmyOfMidgets on June 6th, 2010 2:32 am

    Leaf smugleaf. *smokes pipe*

  37. GIR on June 6th, 2010 2:35 am

    DOES IT LOOK LIKE A BITCH?!

  38. NoChorus on June 6th, 2010 2:48 am

    The friction between Treecko and Smugleaf is like that of a Portuguese football(soccer) rivalry.

    Treecko is the Pokemon of the people(working-class), while Smugleaf is the Pokemon of the aristocracy.

  39. TheTopHatKid on June 6th, 2010 2:55 am

    gentlemen.

  40. celibi88 on June 6th, 2010 3:35 am

    looks like treecko has a beef with smugleaf

  41. KingofRetards on June 6th, 2010 3:43 am

    Both.

  42. Marzen on June 6th, 2010 4:00 am

    Yes. Much like all new pokemans :D

  43. masterjiji on June 6th, 2010 12:03 am

    Balls with Smugleaf. GIMMICK CHOICE SPECS AGGRON + FIRE BLAST = OWNS YOUR SOUL.

    Sorry. I'm a bit peppy right now because the aforementioned Aggron (owned by me) just cleaned out a team full of Ubers soem imbecile on Serebii tried to spring on me in a PREVIOUSLY AGREED UPON uu battle.

  44. TCC on June 6th, 2010 4:12 am

    I don't know where the whole "smugleaf is a smug (lol, geddit?) douche" thing came from… but I like it! :D

  45. Pringer X on June 6th, 2010 4:17 am

    I'm pretty sure this is a quote. I just can't remember where from, now.

  46. Jet_Sparrow on June 6th, 2010 4:35 am

    Smugleaf is just lucky Chimchar isn't there. He woulda gone ape-shit at him.

  47. UltraSixtyFore on June 6th, 2010 5:08 am

    well, its smugleafs fault for going out in the wild instead of staying in his posh luxury ball.

  48. Onecanofsprite on June 6th, 2010 6:27 am

    What is he smoking?
    Kids, don't do drugs.

  49. AuraMaster on June 6th, 2010 6:46 am

    So Treecko is like the proletariat, while Smugleaf is the bourgeoisie?

  50. TCC on June 6th, 2010 7:48 am

    SPY SAPPIN MAH E-PEEN! :U

    I dunno why I care, but… DERP! :U

  51. NoChorus on June 6th, 2010 8:05 am

    Pretty much.

  52. NoChorus on June 6th, 2010 8:09 am

    Well, normally I don't really care about -1 trolls, but I felt like fixing everyone's respective e-peens/e-cunts.

    I guess all this late night internet browsing is affecting my brain.

  53. Dracojounin7 on June 6th, 2010 8:25 am

    That actually has yet to be seen…

  54. Dracojounin7 on June 6th, 2010 8:27 am

    Meh, I dunno, when Smugleaf evolves, he may turn over a new leaf.

  55. L3re7z on June 6th, 2010 9:14 am

    *Insert Smugleaf pun here*

  56. MiniNinja on June 6th, 2010 9:52 am

    Personally I think Smugleaf would make the perfect starter for Gary Motherfucking Oak, but then the player had to choose the dildo water otter.

  57. MiniNinja on June 6th, 2010 9:56 am

    You mean flaming poop attack, right?

  58. Leo058 on June 6th, 2010 12:02 pm

    Smugleaf is not frightened by your "evolving" shenanigans.

  59. Alpar on June 6th, 2010 8:19 am

    I believe this is the reason why Smugleaf is naturally annoying.

    +1 for anyone who gets the joke.

  60. rory_m on June 6th, 2010 1:13 pm

    i believe you mean GrassHole My good man.

  61. rory_m on June 6th, 2010 1:14 pm

    but i traded my tickets to the chocolate convention for them.

  62. rory_m on June 6th, 2010 1:16 pm

    well uh… u gai?

    god that isnt anybetter

  63. rory_m on June 6th, 2010 1:16 pm

    why is he called smugleaf then?

  64. shadow649 on June 6th, 2010 3:39 pm

    I could get you a refund if you know what I mean…

  65. shadow649 on June 6th, 2010 3:41 pm

    A wizard did it.

  66. GIR on June 6th, 2010 4:04 pm

    Right you are good sir! *has monicle on eye and sips tea* right you are…sure, the first 2 gens were good but this is just pathetic…they may even be reusing pokemon or even worse, use HOUSEHOLD OBJECTS as pokemon…

  67. Link4all on June 6th, 2010 4:41 pm

    See Rotom.

  68. nobrain on June 6th, 2010 5:19 pm

    Well I say sir they are as dimwitted as they are deaf *monocle*

  69. Zabrio on June 6th, 2010 5:40 pm

    It came from the fact that every picture Nintendo has released of him, has him with a smug look on his face

  70. GIR on June 6th, 2010 6:13 pm

    Oh yeah, i forgot about that pokemon, i NEVER used him, i just caught him for my pokedex and i didnt even play platinum too much. but im sure there will be more than just Rotom

    See Pokemon Gotta Buy Em All by collegehumor

  71. Acrazymonke on June 6th, 2010 6:28 pm

    i guess ive been trolled, maybe somone could help

  72. NoShoe4You on June 6th, 2010 6:30 pm

    Silly Smugleaf, tiers are for queers.

  73. Lord Grammar Nazi on June 6th, 2010 6:56 pm

    Man, Smugleaf is such a grasshole sometimes.

  74. codemaster525 on June 6th, 2010 7:03 pm

    did, but I still need one more point.

  75. Alpar on June 6th, 2010 7:20 pm

    Magikarp being the only exception.

  76. Alpar on June 6th, 2010 7:21 pm

    But Pokemon Tiers are the only ones that at least make half sense.

  77. Alpar on June 6th, 2010 7:23 pm

    Or Jackgrass.

  78. TCC on June 6th, 2010 8:20 pm

    almost as if they did it… ON PURPOSE! :U

  79. Acrazymonke on June 6th, 2010 8:28 pm

    i +1nd you for that

  80. XxZulaxX on June 6th, 2010 8:30 pm

    You can't be the best without Chinchou.

  81. Leo058 on June 6th, 2010 8:38 pm

    Absol, underused.
    Not at all.

  82. Daifuku on June 6th, 2010 11:42 pm

    Fear the Murderkarp

  83. Alpar on June 6th, 2010 11:47 pm

    I thought he was called Musclekarp?

  84. Alpar on June 6th, 2010 11:48 pm

    "at least make half sense."

    Derp.

  85. spaghettiweegee on June 7th, 2010 12:02 am

    Manlykarp?

  86. Leo058 on June 7th, 2010 12:35 am

    Celebi, not Uber.

    0 for 2.

  87. Leo058 on June 7th, 2010 12:35 am

    Either way, I need brain bleach.

  88. Alpar on June 6th, 2010 8:48 pm

    Huh. How long have I not checked the Tiers again…?

    Okay, nevermind, it seems I've made a slight mistake.

  89. Alpar on June 7th, 2010 12:49 am

    Insanity Thread.

    That is all.

  90. Taco77 on June 7th, 2010 12:56 am

    You sir have a Monocle and a Top Hat before Monocle status

    *Points* HERETIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  91. misfitshadow on June 6th, 2010 9:19 pm

    havent found something this amusing in a while

  92. KiruBananers on June 7th, 2010 1:59 am

    Quitdubitably.

  93. KiruBananers on June 7th, 2010 2:01 am

    THE BRITISH ARE COMING!

    ARM THE HEAT SEAKING MISSILES?

  94. spaghettiweegee on June 6th, 2010 10:31 pm

    No way am I going to California for that jerk…

  95. Alpar on June 7th, 2010 2:46 am

    You've been rewarded.

  96. Alpar on June 7th, 2010 2:48 am

    But what is the sound of one hand clapping?

    ….Wait.

  97. dapaperboy on June 7th, 2010 5:16 am

    I think Smugleaf has seed what we did there!

  98. dope92 on June 7th, 2010 5:33 am

    this is why im asking my japanese penpal for a copy…

    just to see what wotter becomes…

  99. dope92 on June 7th, 2010 5:34 am

    or dickweed

  100. dope92 on June 7th, 2010 5:35 am

    +1 for family guy ref.

  101. dope92 on June 7th, 2010 5:41 am

    see?

    this is why im picking wotter.

    fucking leaf bastard… NO RESPECT!!!

  102. Alpar on June 7th, 2010 2:47 am

    I'd assume so XD

  103. MiniNinja on June 7th, 2010 9:36 am

    Prepare for trouble!

  104. MiniNinja on June 7th, 2010 9:36 am

    Make it double!

  105. TehVortex on June 7th, 2010 10:33 am

    Smugleaf- "Whilst thou be equipping items? I warn you, good sir. I intend to adorn my coveted Miracle Seed."

  106. TehVortex on June 7th, 2010 10:36 am

    Bidoof > Chinchou

  107. TehVortex on June 7th, 2010 10:39 am

    Smugleaf is just compensating for his small…

    …tail

  108. Hejiru on June 7th, 2010 11:44 am

    Good thing Reshiram dosen't have that problem.

  109. Miles on June 7th, 2010 10:04 am

    Someone needed Brain bleach?
    I haz it heer. *holds up giant 15-gallon container of brain bleach*

  110. Miles on June 7th, 2010 10:08 am

    Smugleaf should be happy. He's only dealing with a Treecko and a Cyndaquil.
    If he was against this guy, however… http://www.halolz.com/2010/06/03/dantes-monferno/

  111. Miles on June 7th, 2010 10:10 am

    I will not respect Smugleaf's line without a monocle.

  112. Miles on June 7th, 2010 10:11 am

    Leave Wotter alone!
    Leave Wotter alone right now!
    Anyone who has a problem with him, you deal with me!

  113. Miles on June 7th, 2010 10:12 am

    Can we even do anything?
    He has a mustache!

  114. Miles on June 7th, 2010 10:13 am

    A disrespected noob becomes a troll after a while.
    So treat noobs with care, and help them grow into people of the internets.

    The more you know….
    A message from the Anti-Troll company.

  115. uzumakiclan43 on June 7th, 2010 11:10 am

    Hey, guys, we should take a pause to celebrate this moment… another Gen. III Pokemon, like Absol-LUTELY!, has become the butt of a Halolz joke!

  116. Alpar on June 7th, 2010 7:02 pm

    OSHI-

  117. XxZulaxX on June 7th, 2010 7:04 pm

    reference target="_blank">
    :P

  118. TehVortex on June 7th, 2010 9:37 pm

    Ah. Didn't even read GIR's comment.
    Well, apologies, disregard that, i sucks cocks and whatsforth. Please continue.

  119. AuraMaster on June 8th, 2010 2:30 am

    Treecko- "Very well. One item each. Go ahead with your Miracle Seed. I'll keep my Meadow Plate in tow."

  120. KingofRetards on June 8th, 2010 3:12 am

    Everyone get your brooms!

  121. Miles on June 9th, 2010 12:33 am

    Also, I +1'd a few people.
    Hope it helps.

  122. xstationcubed on June 9th, 2010 1:59 am

    Smugleaf pretty much has a natural monacle going on there. just look at his eye, then at the line below his eye.

  123. Miles on June 10th, 2010 2:27 pm

    Can't.
    They're using Ice-types.

  124. Miles on June 10th, 2010 2:32 pm

    Well, aside from the fact that people ABSOL-Lute-ly liek Mudkipz, it's good to see another Gen III Pokemon.

  125. hadoukenman on June 10th, 2010 2:42 pm

    Eh, Smugleaf is weak to fire. Smoking will kill him before your rival does.

  126. L3re7z on June 12th, 2010 6:47 pm

    *sniff* I just want to be loved…

    Why thumbs down?

  127. hamster_doom360 on June 13th, 2010 2:47 am

    Cyndaquil + Treecko = Smugleaf (?) 0_o

  128. AuraMaster on June 14th, 2010 4:59 am

    It.

  129. AuraMaster on June 14th, 2010 5:03 am

    To protect the world from devastation.

  130. AuraMaster on June 14th, 2010 5:05 am

    He fixed that problem with Enzyte.

  131. MiniNinja on June 14th, 2010 4:55 pm

    To unite all people within our nation.

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