Pokedex entry: Smugleaf… the douchebag Pokémon. Smugleaf enjoys a good martini and publicly humiliating his fellow grass types.
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(346 votes, average: 4.53 out of 5)






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Couldn't the author try a little harder on the text?
I'd replace what Smugleaf says by " *Insert smugpun here* " and it'd be more funny.
Well he isn't called SMUGleaf for nothing.
Looks like Smugleaf…
*sunglasses*
…Is asking for a grass-whooping.
YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!
Smugleaf finds your pokemon to be shallow and pedantic.
I can't wait to see the evolved form: Conceited-leaf
I just hope he gets a monocle somewhere down the line. I always pick the grass types but for some reason i feel smugleaf shall have a special place in my pants err i mean heart.
Smugleaf- "I challenge you to fistacuffs you hooligan!"
'Tarnish notte the majesty of my tower of stats.'
Don't you think that joke's a little esoteric?
Fully evolved form: Egosystem.
Well, since there's a Smugleaf art up I can forget about my comic even being considered
Why yes Smugleaf, I'm mad
Smugleaf never really was on your side….
Smugleaf never really was on your side….
Treecko- "Very well then. We shall meet in the Pokemon Stadium of Honor in a fortnight. Queensbury Rules."
Mayhaps
I CALL SHENANEGIANS!
Treecko and Smugleaf would burst into flames in the vicinity of Cyndaquil.
I had to google Treecko just to find out the spelling of it's name >_<
What a classhole, that Smugleaf.
Smugleaf: Sorry, i don't speak to anyone below the OU tier.
Treecko: My line was OU!
Smugleaf: Oh yes, back in the generation nobody liked. *sips martini*
Hey I like that link you threw in there. Is there anyway I could get one of those instant audio files to play right when someone clicked on a link or would they always have to go to that site to hear it?
I'm afraid the most we can do is link, good sir.
Are you kidding me Cyndaquil? Seeing one of those Fifth-Gen starters whipped to the ground is SO worth it!
He was told he'd be fighting gentlemen.
Instead, he fights a Treecko.
Aww that would be to epic to be able to just get the audio to play at those perfect moments.
I'm sorry, but his evolved forms have already been established as Grasshole and Dickweed.
"Now go away, I don't associate with frail UU revenge killers."
"Grrrrr"
*Treecko begins to glow*
"What? Treecko is evolving!"
"Congratulations! Your Treecko evolved into FREAKING BAMF NINJA LIZARD!!!"
Smugleaf: *Gags on martini*
u ma- oh, you already answered…
What happened to Jackgrass?
SAY IT AGAIN. I DARE YOU, I DOUBLE DARE YOU MOTHER FUCKER, SAY IT ONE MORE GOD DAMN TIME.
Smugleaf smug smug. *sips martini*
WHAT REGION YOU FROM?
Smugleaf: It seems like you, Treecko, are now a liability. Good bye, and please remember to say hi for me to your mother up there in heaven. *smokes cigarrete*
What?
UH UH…. WHAT?!
''WHAT'' AINT A COUNTRY I EVER HEARD OF!
Shaken or stired?
Not as good.
Leaf smugleaf. *smokes pipe*
DOES IT LOOK LIKE A BITCH?!
The friction between Treecko and Smugleaf is like that of a Portuguese football(soccer) rivalry.
Treecko is the Pokemon of the people(working-class), while Smugleaf is the Pokemon of the aristocracy.
gentlemen.
looks like treecko has a beef with smugleaf
Both.
Yes. Much like all new pokemans :D
Balls with Smugleaf. GIMMICK CHOICE SPECS AGGRON + FIRE BLAST = OWNS YOUR SOUL.
Sorry. I'm a bit peppy right now because the aforementioned Aggron (owned by me) just cleaned out a team full of Ubers soem imbecile on Serebii tried to spring on me in a PREVIOUSLY AGREED UPON uu battle.
I don't know where the whole "smugleaf is a smug (lol, geddit?) douche" thing came from… but I like it! :D
I'm pretty sure this is a quote. I just can't remember where from, now.
Smugleaf is just lucky Chimchar isn't there. He woulda gone ape-shit at him.
well, its smugleafs fault for going out in the wild instead of staying in his posh luxury ball.
What is he smoking?
Kids, don't do drugs.
So Treecko is like the proletariat, while Smugleaf is the bourgeoisie?
SPY SAPPIN MAH E-PEEN! :U
…
I dunno why I care, but… DERP! :U
Pretty much.
Well, normally I don't really care about -1 trolls, but I felt like fixing everyone's respective e-peens/e-cunts.
I guess all this late night internet browsing is affecting my brain.
That actually has yet to be seen…
Meh, I dunno, when Smugleaf evolves, he may turn over a new leaf.
*Insert Smugleaf pun here*
Personally I think Smugleaf would make the perfect starter for Gary Motherfucking Oak, but then the player had to choose the dildo water otter.
You mean flaming poop attack, right?
Smugleaf is not frightened by your "evolving" shenanigans.
I believe this is the reason why Smugleaf is naturally annoying.
+1 for anyone who gets the joke.
i believe you mean GrassHole My good man.
but i traded my tickets to the chocolate convention for them.
well uh… u gai?
god that isnt anybetter
why is he called smugleaf then?
I could get you a refund if you know what I mean…
A wizard did it.
Right you are good sir! *has monicle on eye and sips tea* right you are…sure, the first 2 gens were good but this is just pathetic…they may even be reusing pokemon or even worse, use HOUSEHOLD OBJECTS as pokemon…
See Rotom.
Well I say sir they are as dimwitted as they are deaf *monocle*
It came from the fact that every picture Nintendo has released of him, has him with a smug look on his face
Oh yeah, i forgot about that pokemon, i NEVER used him, i just caught him for my pokedex and i didnt even play platinum too much. but im sure there will be more than just Rotom
See Pokemon Gotta Buy Em All by collegehumor
i guess ive been trolled, maybe somone could help
Silly Smugleaf, tiers are for queers.
Man, Smugleaf is such a grasshole sometimes.
did, but I still need one more point.
Magikarp being the only exception.
But Pokemon Tiers are the only ones that at least make half sense.
Or Jackgrass.
almost as if they did it… ON PURPOSE! :U
i +1nd you for that
You can't be the best without Chinchou.
Absol, underused.
Not at all.
Fear the Murderkarp
I thought he was called Musclekarp?
"at least make half sense."
Derp.
Manlykarp?
Celebi, not Uber.
0 for 2.
Either way, I need brain bleach.
Huh. How long have I not checked the Tiers again…?
Okay, nevermind, it seems I've made a slight mistake.
Insanity Thread.
That is all.
You sir have a Monocle and a Top Hat before Monocle status
*Points* HERETIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!
havent found something this amusing in a while
Quitdubitably.
THE BRITISH ARE COMING!
ARM THE HEAT SEAKING MISSILES?
No way am I going to California for that jerk…
You've been rewarded.
But what is the sound of one hand clapping?
….Wait.
I think Smugleaf has seed what we did there!
this is why im asking my japanese penpal for a copy…
just to see what wotter becomes…
or dickweed
+1 for family guy ref.
see?
this is why im picking wotter.
fucking leaf bastard… NO RESPECT!!!
I'd assume so XD
Prepare for trouble!
Make it double!
Smugleaf- "Whilst thou be equipping items? I warn you, good sir. I intend to adorn my coveted Miracle Seed."
Bidoof > Chinchou
Smugleaf is just compensating for his small…
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…tail
Good thing Reshiram dosen't have that problem.
Someone needed Brain bleach?
I haz it heer. *holds up giant 15-gallon container of brain bleach*
Smugleaf should be happy. He's only dealing with a Treecko and a Cyndaquil.
If he was against this guy, however… http://www.halolz.com/2010/06/03/dantes-monferno/
I will not respect Smugleaf's line without a monocle.
Leave Wotter alone!
Leave Wotter alone right now!
Anyone who has a problem with him, you deal with me!
Can we even do anything?
He has a mustache!
A disrespected noob becomes a troll after a while.
So treat noobs with care, and help them grow into people of the internets.
The more you know….
A message from the Anti-Troll company.
Hey, guys, we should take a pause to celebrate this moment… another Gen. III Pokemon, like Absol-LUTELY!, has become the butt of a Halolz joke!
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Ah. Didn't even read GIR's comment.
Well, apologies, disregard that, i sucks cocks and whatsforth. Please continue.
Treecko- "Very well. One item each. Go ahead with your Miracle Seed. I'll keep my Meadow Plate in tow."
Everyone get your brooms!
Also, I +1'd a few people.
Hope it helps.
Smugleaf pretty much has a natural monacle going on there. just look at his eye, then at the line below his eye.
Can't.
They're using Ice-types.
Well, aside from the fact that people ABSOL-Lute-ly liek Mudkipz, it's good to see another Gen III Pokemon.
Eh, Smugleaf is weak to fire. Smoking will kill him before your rival does.
*sniff* I just want to be loved…
Why thumbs down?
Cyndaquil + Treecko = Smugleaf (?) 0_o
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