CATCH PHRASES - You need to work on them

Real slick Oil Man, but you can do better. The real test of being a robot master is coming up with those deadly puns!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on June 2, 2010 · 3:34 AM 
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65 Responses to “CATCH PHRASES”

  1. Link4all on June 2nd, 2010 7:47 am

    He's a slick guy.

  2. BoxeyBrown on June 2nd, 2010 8:25 am

    *Trying to stay innocent*

    "I see nothing wrong with his catch phrase…"

  3. Dudewin on June 2nd, 2010 8:37 am

    Don't forget to yell suprise!

  4. Jet_Sparrow on June 2nd, 2010 8:45 am

    "If it hurts, Megaman, you're not using my ability right!"

  5. Jet_Sparrow on June 2nd, 2010 8:47 am

    He wants us to "lube up" and he has a rather large mouth…excuse me while I go lick some lead.

  6. Terpsichore on June 2nd, 2010 9:01 am

    Im having trouble coming up with a suitable comment. Its just… god, they couldnt have made the innuendos more blatant could they.

    Next we'll have drillman or somethings' catchphrase being "I'ma penetrate you"

  7. Terpsichore on June 2nd, 2010 9:08 am

    I dont know if your comment is epic or terrible. Mad props man

  8. combatbeaver on June 2nd, 2010 9:23 am

    Engie: GOTTA LUBE THAT GEAR UP!

  9. Gamage on June 2nd, 2010 5:25 am

    Location confirmed, sending supplies!

  10. Ataeru on June 2nd, 2010 9:39 am

    Oil man VS Hakkan
    who is the oiliest?

    or who can creep out the most people, either way.

  11. DrSexington on June 2nd, 2010 9:47 am

    The phrase isn't that bad, but his lips look like balloons, he may want to get those looked at

  12. LinkyBS on June 2nd, 2010 10:02 am

    My money's on Hakkan

  13. Psychopatrick88 on June 2nd, 2010 10:03 am

    I think that was already Crashman.
    target="_blank"> rel="nofollow">… WARNING: You will never hear Crashman's theme the same again.

  14. Psychopatrick88 on June 2nd, 2010 10:11 am

    By the way, am I the only one that notices oil man's lips look kinda blackface-y? like old 50s cartoon blackface-y? http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b6/Tru

  15. Alpar on June 2nd, 2010 10:54 am

    On Halolz, ALL puns are epic.

  16. Alpar on June 2nd, 2010 10:54 am

    What about Bill?

  17. Squikker2001 on June 2nd, 2010 11:07 am

    Lubricating a sentry!

  18. Squikker2001 on June 2nd, 2010 7:08 am

    His weakness is Botox Man.

  19. Psychopatrick88 on June 2nd, 2010 11:30 am

    "Here I come!!"

  20. GraveZombie on June 2nd, 2010 7:59 am

    There the same guy

  21. Leo058 on June 2nd, 2010 12:11 pm

    Surprise buttsex is imminent.

  22. Nooklear Man on June 2nd, 2010 12:49 pm

    See, lube often refers to things like KY jelly, to make anal sex easier and less painful. So the term "let's lube up" raises a few questions to those of us that have sick minds. Realistically, of course, there is nothing wrong with this picture.

  23. Nooklear Man on June 2nd, 2010 12:50 pm

    IT'S NOT A TUMOR!

    I think.

  24. MrRaccoon on June 2nd, 2010 1:08 pm

    Seems like things will go smoothly for him

  25. TCC on June 2nd, 2010 1:31 pm

    yeah, but Hakkan is awesome. D:

  26. TCC on June 2nd, 2010 9:33 am

    … but make sure it's fully "erected" first… >.>

  27. TCC on June 2nd, 2010 1:38 pm

    OIL MAN & HAKKAN TAG TEAM! :U

  28. Xyxoz on June 2nd, 2010 1:52 pm

    'Muah!' Goodnight everybody!

  29. NekoKnight on June 2nd, 2010 2:06 pm

    Oil man does his work on the rear of the… vehicle…. It's on all 4 wheels!

  30. TUNGST3N on June 2nd, 2010 2:21 pm

    What's with Shawn and all the ass related jokes lately?

  31. EphEphEcksIII on June 2nd, 2010 2:31 pm

    DP much?

  32. combatbeaver on June 2nd, 2010 10:31 am
  33. A_R_ on June 2nd, 2010 2:35 pm

    Even bad puns are good in there.

  34. A_R_ on June 2nd, 2010 2:36 pm

    And it's not a lupus too.
    It's never lupus.

  35. A_R_ on June 2nd, 2010 2:37 pm

    Engie: Son, i'm gonna fist that lubbed ass of yours.

  36. A_R_ on June 2nd, 2010 2:38 pm

    Use lube to get through!

  37. EphEphEcksIII on June 2nd, 2010 2:38 pm

    Then he realizes, Wait that wasn't a girl, it was the Gulf Coast!

  38. combatbeaver on June 2nd, 2010 2:45 pm

    I should probably point out the mistake myself, but I'll just let Lord Grammar Nazi torture you with his own inhumane ways…

  39. A_R_ on June 2nd, 2010 2:52 pm

    Ya know -- Engineers solve practical problems and don't care about grammar.

    "i think engine is a cool guy eh make sentrys and doesnt afraid of grammers"

  40. Fhantinabox on June 2nd, 2010 2:55 pm

    Nah, Hakkan is too slick to Donkey Punch…

    …What do you mean you didn't mean that??

  41. PotatoClock on June 2nd, 2010 3:02 pm

    Catch phrases have had smooth sailing since this guy.

  42. PotatoClock on June 2nd, 2010 3:03 pm

    This guy better not, slip up.

  43. Squikker2001 on June 2nd, 2010 3:21 pm

    Cream gravy!

  44. OrionX on June 2nd, 2010 3:49 pm

    Posting Hyadain songs instantly gets you a +1 from me, good sir.

  45. BurnoutSpartan on June 2nd, 2010 3:56 pm

    Megaman! This bastard caused the problem in the Gulf! Kick his ass!

  46. AuraMaster on June 2nd, 2010 4:52 pm

    Peach: UGH! You're disgusting!

  47. AuraMaster on June 2nd, 2010 4:55 pm

    Because it's perfectly natural to experiment. Just ask Dexter.

  48. AuraMaster on June 2nd, 2010 4:56 pm

    Why do I feel that he'd want to steal my bike?

  49. SexyPhoenix on June 2nd, 2010 6:21 pm

    please don't ever team this guy with woodman D=

  50. Psychopatrick88 on June 2nd, 2010 7:06 pm

    boy genius or serial killer?

  51. Coodoo on June 2nd, 2010 9:17 pm

    LOOKS LIKE IT'S TIME TO OIL UP!

  52. Totema on June 2nd, 2010 9:36 pm

    FIX THE GULF, YOU LITTLE FUCK

  53. AuraMaster on June 2nd, 2010 10:00 pm

    Boy genius. There was a serial killer named Dexter?

  54. meinmattias on June 2nd, 2010 10:10 pm

    Erectin' a dispenser!

  55. GullibleGregory on June 2nd, 2010 6:25 pm

    But it's the same pun as Shawn's…are we all going to repeat Shawn's comments now because of the waft submission being reposted?

  56. LinkyBS on June 2nd, 2010 10:25 pm

    what about hard man?

  57. LinkyBS on June 2nd, 2010 10:28 pm

    Yes, From the Showtime TV series "Dexter" he's also known as the "bay harbor butcher"

  58. SexyPhoenix on June 2nd, 2010 8:18 pm

    dude……. XD

  59. BlueChameleon on June 3rd, 2010 12:27 am

    What have BP tried to stop him? First Drill Man, then Top Man, now Cut Man…

    Just get to the point and use Fire Storm.

  60. Lord Grammar Nazi on June 2nd, 2010 9:06 pm

    You got some good quality wood there, kid!

  61. Taco77 on June 3rd, 2010 2:46 am

    Wood Woman
    Hard Woman

  62. Taco77 on June 3rd, 2010 2:48 am

    Or Mandark and Dee Dee

  63. Taco77 on June 3rd, 2010 2:50 am

    Go ask Splash Woman I hear she whores herself out to all the Robot Masters

  64. dope92 on June 3rd, 2010 9:32 pm

    hehe

    sex ref.

  65. Biggiefoot on June 5th, 2010 4:46 pm

    I knew Dr. Wily was behind the Gulf Oil Spil, that old basterd.

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