Jaaaaaaaaaaason!
By Eric Fullerton, submitted by Ryojin
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on May 31, 2010 · 6:27 PM
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and then Jason… is killed by a car!
Lol best part!
ITS A TRAP!
Hey! Hello! Jason! Hi! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hello! Jason! Jason! Hello! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hi! Hello!
DO A BARREL ROLL
I keep wonder, just why the hell does Jason go outside the mall? What kind of stupidity possesed that boy to think "Oh my dad is paying for this ballon. I know i'll go outside this mall and cross the street!"
Seriously.
USE THE BOOST TO GET THROUGH!
*tear* Amazing… nothing else. Just amazing.
Alternate comment: That's the 100th balloon floating up at the end… wut.
[URL="http://www.heavy.com/games/2010/03/press-x-to-jason-the-game/"By using the newfangled power of flash technology, you don't need an expensive PS3 to experience the pleasure of[/URL][URL="http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ptitle8px80d2wm3pd?from=Main.WhatDoYouMeanItsNotAwesome" X-ing to Jason.[/URL]
Awkward ending is awkward.
Also; SHAWN FIX THE TF2 SERVER! Thanks :3
Yeah, that pisses me off. What a douchebag.
This was HEAVILY unexpected.
lame pun is lame.
http://www.instantsfun.es/combobreaker !
Uhm.. uhm… use bombs wisely!
I never really was good at these games.
UNLESS IT'S A TARP!
agreed.
FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
It just RAINS me to read that pun.
I have always wondered, what exactly IS a luft balloon, perhaps one of history's greats minds can help me.
Jason! What a little shit!
THERE'S A BOGEY ON MAH TAIL!
I'm glad that…um…ah……..ran out of words :(
By using the newfangled power of flash technology, you don't need an expensive PS3 to experience the pleasure of X-ing to Jason.
It's a 'air balloon'.
As opposed to a water balloon, I guess.
TRY A SUMERSAULT!
UNLESS IT'S A "FALCON…." Crap.
Jason!
Jason?
JAAAAAAASOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONN!!!
Crawled back outta yer hole again, huh, KoR?
So, whats this game even about?
The ironic part? I gave this a thumbs up.
Halolz has it's own server? Awesome. Now if I can just find a way to play on this damn satellite internet…
And here i thought we would be HEAVY on the puns.
WHOA! HELP ME!
Fission Mailed.
sorry to RAIN on your parade but i believe that we are pretty much out
Maybe he was just ADD
CAN'T LET YOU DO THAT STARFOX
That was Press X To Jason. Coming up: A tribute to Leankid
DADDY SCREAMED REAL GOOD!
O.o
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Don't forget the wife. "Oh, it was my husband, the man I supposedly married out of love, that was hit first and who used his body as a shield for my kid. I think I'll concern myself solely with the kid." Sure the kid dies, but never once does she seem to be concerned with the guy whose spine connected with a fender, and head with the pavement while protecting a little kid.
You've got 99 problems but a balloon ain't one.
That was a great post…
…and then you linked TvTropes. Sorry, but I have to hate you since I'm going to be awake now for awhile.
It's like rickrolling but it wastes your entire day D:
Anyways link is now trope free and is safe for those who actually value their time.
Jason doesn't take showers, he runs into cars until the filth is dead.
Need a Jason here!
Fixed! Sorry it needed to be updated and I was so busy with Fanime I didn't notice.
Perfect!
IT'S A QUICK-TIME EVENT WITH A SECRET BUTTON!
Oops, you failed and now you live in a wheelchair.
This struck me so hard that tears began to rain.
On another note, as a possible reply to my own comment on the first part "struck me so hard": That's what she said.
USE THE BRAKES!
Erectin' a Jason!
Only a matter of time I suppose, first a video game-movie with Press X to Jason, then an actual game, now music videos.
Narrator- This summer(eeeeeeeeeeer), you will be blown away by a movie with so much action-comedy-drama-romance-psychological horror excitement, you might just carry around a X to cope with everyday life. Starring Arnold Schwarzenegger, Chris Rock and Zombie Michael Jackson in…."Press X to Jason"….coming soon, Rated R.
I thought my ass felt lighter. . .
That comment left me HEAVY with disappointment.
Or the balloons the Sniper gets around to making. . .
OH GOD!!
A Sniper "Water" ballon fight. . .
*Car screech*
JASON DOWN!
That Jasons a spy!
Try a Combo Break! (again)
Fanamie is the devil's Bonk
and where is this TF2 server, i will rape all of your faces with natacha
I HAVE ELVIS HAIR
Since when does Navi have a kid?
Go one better, Since when is Navi a guy!?
…I think I killed my brain with those thoughts….
Jason never really was on your side….
Navi's the insane little fairy who tells little boys to do things they don't want… I mean we all know that.
Because that would make sense. That's why she didn't do that.
Why? Cuz he's a kid. That's why.
Ever tried understanding a kid's logic?
Yay, good work Shawn!
I was thinking of e-mailing you, but then I thought since the server gets full every night, I didn't need to fill your inbox. At least now more people know about it :D
I was a kid.
I was never dumb or fast enough to escape a mall when my dad took 15 seconds to pay for a balloon.
All I have to say is Jaaaaason!
Shat has been bricked.
He's got a baby with a tophat and monocle for an icon.
I think we've discussed enough.
OK!!! http://www.instantsfun.es/combobreaker
Looks like this combo-
*shades*
just got broken. http://www.instantsfun.es/csi
GRAMMAR NAZI SAID THAT!
I thought Jason didn't die from the car hitting him. I thought the dad jumping at him knocked him to the floor and hit his head on the flood and died. I think.
^ win comment.
You know, "JASON!" just doesn't have the same ring to it as "WAAAAALLLLTTTT!"
why cant anyone understand the madness that child has cost to his father in this video, being ran over by some horatio related hyper cop? can't find it? go deeper.. rel="nofollow">