Jaaaaaaaaaaason!
By Eric Fullerton, submitted by Ryojin

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on May 31, 2010 · 6:27 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (150 votes, average: 4.26 out of 5)
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77 Responses to “[VIDEO] Press X to Jason (A Heavy Rain Music Video)”

  1. KingofRetards on May 31st, 2010 10:40 pm

    and then Jason… is killed by a car!
    Lol best part!

  2. AggroAggro on May 31st, 2010 10:41 pm

    ITS A TRAP!

  3. nobrain on May 31st, 2010 10:43 pm

    Hey! Hello! Jason! Hi! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hello! Jason! Jason! Hello! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hi! Hello!

  4. Jacotify on May 31st, 2010 10:45 pm

    DO A BARREL ROLL

  5. ArmyOfMidgets on May 31st, 2010 11:16 pm

    I keep wonder, just why the hell does Jason go outside the mall? What kind of stupidity possesed that boy to think "Oh my dad is paying for this ballon. I know i'll go outside this mall and cross the street!"
    Seriously.

  6. Nicholas Copernicus on May 31st, 2010 11:31 pm

    *tear* Amazing… nothing else. Just amazing.

    Alternate comment: That's the 100th balloon floating up at the end… wut.

  7. NoShoe4You on May 31st, 2010 7:33 pm

    [URL="http://www.heavy.com/games/2010/03/press-x-to-jason-the-game/"%5DBy using the newfangled power of flash technology, you don't need an expensive PS3 to experience the pleasure of[/URL][URL="http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ptitle8px80d2wm3pd?from=Main.WhatDoYouMeanItsNotAwesome"%5D X-ing to Jason.[/URL]

  8. Tifakitteh on May 31st, 2010 7:36 pm

    Awkward ending is awkward.

    Also; SHAWN FIX THE TF2 SERVER! Thanks :3

  9. TheHighscore on May 31st, 2010 11:55 pm

    This was HEAVILY unexpected.

  10. deadsy on June 1st, 2010 12:27 am

    Jason! What a little shit!

  11. NoShoe4You on May 31st, 2010 8:35 pm
  12. MrRaccoon on June 1st, 2010 1:10 am

    Jason!
    Jason?
    JAAAAAAASOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONN!!!

  13. Zdude140 on May 31st, 2010 9:25 pm

    So, whats this game even about?

  14. Someguy5031 on June 1st, 2010 2:26 am

    That was Press X To Jason. Coming up: A tribute to Leankid

  15. Gamage on June 1st, 2010 3:56 am

    Jason doesn't take showers, he runs into cars until the filth is dead.

  16. JakeBondRoo on June 1st, 2010 4:13 am

    Need a Jason here!

  17. Killamakaze on June 1st, 2010 1:04 am

    IT'S A QUICK-TIME EVENT WITH A SECRET BUTTON!
    Oops, you failed and now you live in a wheelchair.

  18. krugun on June 1st, 2010 6:29 am

    Only a matter of time I suppose, first a video game-movie with Press X to Jason, then an actual game, now music videos.

    Narrator- This summer(eeeeeeeeeeer), you will be blown away by a movie with so much action-comedy-drama-romance-psychological horror excitement, you might just carry around a X to cope with everyday life. Starring Arnold Schwarzenegger, Chris Rock and Zombie Michael Jackson in…."Press X to Jason"….coming soon, Rated R.

  19. KiteBlue on June 2nd, 2010 10:47 pm

    I thought Jason didn't die from the car hitting him. I thought the dad jumping at him knocked him to the floor and hit his head on the flood and died. I think.

  20. PallyPower on June 9th, 2010 8:40 pm

    You know, "JASON!" just doesn't have the same ring to it as "WAAAAALLLLTTTT!"

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