FOOTBALL!! YEEEAH!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on May 24, 2010 · 11:07 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (283 votes, average: 4.51 out of 5)
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87 Responses to “[VIDEO] Left 4 Speed 2”

  1. Kevvo on May 24th, 2010 3:37 pm

    Ffffffiiiiirrrrrrrrr--(twitches and spasms as he tries to fight it)

    I'm surprised it's taken Halolz this long to notice/post this.

  2. Hakokoro on May 24th, 2010 11:38 am

    He is like a 5 years old…WITH GUNS!

    End the best thing about this video?Rochelle doesnt speak!

  3. squirtle189 on May 24th, 2010 3:38 pm

    i know! i saw this waaaay back.

  4. Roflcopter419 on May 24th, 2010 3:41 pm

    Huh. This hasn't been posted yet?

    Also, KIDDIE LAND!

  5. krugun on May 24th, 2010 11:44 am

    I remember sending in the video link months ago :/

  6. Hakokoro on May 24th, 2010 11:45 am

    Do i look like some sort of queer to you?*walks alway*

  7. BroncoTurbo on May 24th, 2010 3:47 pm

    This is so old…I thought I saw it on here before.

    Oh well…GRABBIN HEROIN..er…I mean ADRENALINE.

  8. Kevvo on May 24th, 2010 3:48 pm

    Cooooooaaaaach….

  9. BroncoTurbo on May 24th, 2010 3:48 pm

    Rochelle: Ellallaalaalalalaalllala.

  10. Kevvo on May 24th, 2010 3:51 pm

    Looks like those planes are here to rescue us! Look, they're droppin us presents!

    ….

    Why they explodin?

  11. Hakokoro on May 24th, 2010 3:52 pm

    I hope mne is a football!

    *runs in the directions of the bomb*

    *Sudden Charger Attack*FUUUUU

  12. Plaza on May 24th, 2010 4:30 pm

    That is the scariest thing I've seen in my entire life…

    *Drops baby*

    O_O

  13. SnovB X on May 24th, 2010 4:36 pm

    Kiddie land!

  14. SnovB X on May 24th, 2010 12:36 pm

    A mall. How original.

  15. GameboyPATH on May 24th, 2010 4:39 pm

    What's weirder? The fact that this hasn't been posted on Halolz before? Or the fact that we're all just reposting lines from what we all just saw with no original twist or witty inclusion of memes or famous lines?

  16. Gamage on May 24th, 2010 4:48 pm

    Suicide solves everything!

  17. ZombieGoatse on May 24th, 2010 4:48 pm

    That's right Coach, nothing stops a Jockey from face raping someone like a football to the spine. Good work.

  18. Sir Xandus on May 24th, 2010 1:00 pm

    Indeed it does.

    *pulls out Wakazashi and stabs self*

  19. ZombieGoatse on May 24th, 2010 5:01 pm

    Kiddie Land!

  20. nobrain on May 24th, 2010 5:02 pm

    Reposting lines from the video… how original.

  21. dimomarg on May 24th, 2010 5:05 pm

    HEY LOOK LAZ0R BEAMZ!

  22. ArmyOfMidgets on May 24th, 2010 5:14 pm

    Guess the Charger is very
    *puts on shades*
    Handy.

    YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!

  23. Xenomorph42Q on May 24th, 2010 5:20 pm

    MAH FRENDS CALL MEH COACH!!

  24. Shawn Handyside on May 24th, 2010 5:50 pm

    Ah sorry, I probably missed it. I definitely don't check out every movie that's sent in (since we try to focus more on images than videos).

  25. A_R_ on May 24th, 2010 5:51 pm

    Maybe these lines just can't be improved?

  26. A_R_ on May 24th, 2010 5:52 pm

    Grabbin' Zoey's ass!

  27. thunder_storm on May 24th, 2010 5:53 pm

    Yo dawg i heard you like amusement park rides, so we put a kiddy land in your kiddy land so you can ride while you ride!

    kiddy land!

  28. A_R_ on May 24th, 2010 1:55 pm

    He can beat all four survivors…
    *shades*
    One-handedly!

    YYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  29. Fhantinabox on May 24th, 2010 5:56 pm

    See, the AI directior is just saying "I love you Nick" in the most f**ked up way possible!!

  30. Daifuku on May 24th, 2010 6:26 pm

    This video just proves Nick is the only smart survivor.

  31. Dracojounin7 on May 24th, 2010 6:34 pm

    That's right Link, nothing stops a ReDead from raping someone like an arrow to the spleen. Good work.

  32. ZombieGoatse on May 24th, 2010 2:35 pm

    Why do you have to bring such hate?
    ;~;
    -Wanders off to a corner and cries-

  33. Dracojounin7 on May 24th, 2010 6:43 pm

    Sorry man, didn't mean it personally… Just saying there's more than one type of rapist zombie. Here, have a blowup Link doll.

  34. ZombieGoatse on May 24th, 2010 6:48 pm

    I was just being sarcastic about coaches rescue skills. You were just. . .
    OH! A LINK!
    -screeches at and begins to molest-

  35. ItsJustCandy on May 24th, 2010 6:55 pm

    How Nick's suit stays clean through the entire event is beyond me.

  36. _Link_ on May 24th, 2010 6:56 pm

    I have the Sun's Song. Your argument is invalid.

  37. ZombieGoatse on May 24th, 2010 6:58 pm

    I'm in every underground dungeon, even the one's where you don't learn the sun song. Like in Wind Waker and Majora.

    WHO'S ARGUMENT IS INVALID NOAW?

  38. Leo058 on May 24th, 2010 6:59 pm

    Cry some more!
    See? That wasn't from this video… am I original?

  39. Nicholas Copernicus on May 24th, 2010 7:08 pm

    Sympathy +1s.

  40. Nicholas Copernicus on May 24th, 2010 3:09 pm

    Grammer hammer, "AND the best thing."

  41. Nicholas Copernicus on May 24th, 2010 7:09 pm

    Exactly the same thing I was thinking.

  42. ItsJustCandy on May 24th, 2010 7:11 pm

    Hey, give him a break. You HAVE given him a hard time over the years…

    Poor kid.

  43. Roflcopter419 on May 24th, 2010 7:27 pm

    All I said was Kiddie Land. I wasn't expecting a combo.

  44. Gamage on May 24th, 2010 7:42 pm

    We don't need originality where we're going!

  45. nobrain on May 24th, 2010 7:51 pm

    I should've replied to GameboyPATH's post D: It would've made more sense. Which is what I was replying to anyways.

  46. codemaster525 on May 24th, 2010 8:19 pm

    Let me just get my desert eagle!

  47. mars7a on May 24th, 2010 8:41 pm

    Ugh Halolz you are soooo late.

  48. BurnoutSpartan on May 24th, 2010 8:49 pm

    It's ok. "Drinking cola" is nothing to be ashamed about. Everyone "drinks cola" at one time or another and its perfectly natural.

  49. Sir Xandus on May 24th, 2010 8:54 pm

    Where are we going?

  50. Leo058 on May 24th, 2010 8:55 pm

    I'm just gonna assume "hard" was in all capitals and give you a +1 for a pun.

  51. Leo058 on May 24th, 2010 8:58 pm

    Maybe the screeching would be more effective if you moved faster than 0.2 m/s.

  52. Kevvo on May 24th, 2010 5:16 pm

    YEAH!

  53. Kevvo on May 24th, 2010 9:17 pm

    "Godammit…."

  54. Starfox64x on May 24th, 2010 9:40 pm

    took you guys long enough to get this on here… But this is amazing and hilarious.

    That is scariest fucking thing i have ever seen in my entire life…… *plop* o_o

  55. Xyxoz on May 24th, 2010 6:31 pm

    EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

  56. Xyxoz on May 24th, 2010 10:36 pm

    Well I've got the Captain's Hat target="_blank"> rel="nofollow">

  57. AuraMaster on May 24th, 2010 10:59 pm

    I love managing salary caps!

  58. AuraMaster on May 24th, 2010 11:01 pm

    Good, I don't want to hear her hate on vests, anyway.

  59. BlueChameleon on May 24th, 2010 11:02 pm

    I only realised just now -- no female Boomer love!
    I am mildly surprised.

  60. AuraMaster on May 24th, 2010 11:03 pm

    KIDDIE LAND!

  61. MrRaccoon on May 24th, 2010 11:15 pm

    Now you know why there's a 3 months wait, though I think this one took more

  62. AggroAggro on May 24th, 2010 11:40 pm

    AUGH NOT NECCESARY!!!
    Btw i hear cosco is having a sale on eye bleach. Im goign to go stock up.

  63. AggroAggro on May 24th, 2010 7:40 pm

    AUGH NOT NECCESARY!!!
    Btw i hear cosco is having a sale on eye bleach. Im going to go stock up.

  64. Cypher on May 24th, 2010 11:50 pm

    HEY LOOK, LASER BEAMS.

  65. dope92 on May 25th, 2010 12:13 am

    get sum for me will ya?

    i gotta clean up a HUUUUGE vmoit mess

  66. ItsJustCandy on May 25th, 2010 12:16 am

    OHGODWHY?!

  67. AuraMaster on May 25th, 2010 12:38 am

    Shouldn't that be WHOSE argument is invalid NAOW?

    If so, GRAMMAR HAMMER!!!

    If not, carry on, then.

  68. Hakokoro on May 25th, 2010 12:55 am

    I LOVE FUMBLING BALLS!

  69. AuraMaster on May 25th, 2010 1:39 am

    I LOVE MAKING ROSTERS!

  70. TheTopHatKid on May 25th, 2010 1:43 am

    I LOVE CCCCOMBO BREAKERS! …and halo…

  71. TheTopHatKid on May 25th, 2010 1:45 am

    Hey look a mars. Welcome to Halolz?

  72. ZombieGoatse on May 25th, 2010 1:59 am

    It's supposed to be spelled like that. Though, I wouldn't mind still being hit with the Hammer.

  73. ZombieGoatse on May 25th, 2010 2:00 am

    I LOVE YOU, BRO!

  74. Daifuku on May 25th, 2010 2:40 am

    And he doesn't mean Halo.

  75. TheTopHatKid on May 25th, 2010 4:49 am

    o_o… awkward…http://www.instantsfun.es/crickets
    …TRIPPIN GOATS!

  76. Sir Xandus on May 25th, 2010 1:59 am

    FOOTBALL!

  77. GameboyPATH on May 25th, 2010 3:08 am

    DOCTOR OCTAGONOPUS BWAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!

  78. GameboyPATH on May 25th, 2010 7:11 am

    Grabbin' puuuuuuke!?

  79. thunder_storm on May 26th, 2010 6:14 pm

    will you guys SHUTUP! i'm trying to masturbate up here!!

    lmao

  80. Alpar on May 26th, 2010 9:29 pm

    UNTRUE!

    What about Bill?

  81. Daifuku on May 26th, 2010 9:34 pm

    I was speaking from L4D2.

  82. Alpar on May 26th, 2010 10:25 pm

    Your fault for being general about it =P

  83. Kirby_Emprer on May 27th, 2010 3:12 am

    she also says "GRBLALBLBLABLBLABLBLALGALGGALGL" after she gets her mouth shot off, thats something, and I still have no idea whats wrong with rochelle, why people don't like her :P

  84. Killamakaze on May 28th, 2010 11:04 pm

    All I wanna know is who is that guy in the window when Ellis face-plants into the med cabinet??

  85. AuraMaster on May 31st, 2010 3:51 pm

    You want it? You got it.

  86. Lee on July 20th, 2010 10:19 pm

    Haha!

  87. Missinko009 on August 29th, 2010 1:49 pm

    I have the Song of Storms. It looks like we're at a standstill…

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