I don’t know much about this Justin Bieber kid, but when Heavy Weapons Guy (and the Scout) decide to sings his song “Baby”, well lets just say that’s relevant to my interests!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on May 13, 2010 · 7:49 AM 
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66 Responses to “[AUDIO] Heavy Bieber (featuring Scoutacris)”

  1. Fhantinabox on May 13th, 2010 12:09 pm

    If this isn't a number 1 hit record, I don't know what is!!

  2. Link4all on May 13th, 2010 12:15 pm

    This song makes all the girls cry some more.

  3. A_R_ on May 13th, 2010 12:20 pm

    Ackbar's gonna tell you what it is.

  4. Leo058 on May 13th, 2010 12:20 pm

    ENTIRE FANBASE IS BABIES!

    Also, if you liked this song, try Babyman. I think it's even better.

  5. A_R_ on May 13th, 2010 12:29 pm

    Heh, Babyman is my current ringtone. I agree with you -- it is surely better.

  6. Alpar on May 13th, 2010 12:29 pm

    In pain or fangirling?

  7. Alpar on May 13th, 2010 12:31 pm

    I thought Heavy already had Nomtallica to focus on.

    Just how many groups and bands does Heavy own?

  8. SS4FireFox on May 13th, 2010 12:59 pm

    IT'S A HIGHLY SUSPICIOUS DANGEROUS THING!

  9. A_R_ on May 13th, 2010 1:00 pm

    That's no moon -- it's Heavy Weapons Guy!

  10. Acrazymonke on May 13th, 2010 1:23 pm

    I never once listened to Justin Bieber and im happy about it

  11. ArmyOfMidgets on May 13th, 2010 10:21 am

    Fangirling of course, did you forget about Shirtless Heavy's sexyness? http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/

  12. CakeBard on May 13th, 2010 2:21 pm

    All people who listen to Bieber are little itty bitty babies…
    But this song is credit to team!

  13. ArmyOfMidgets on May 13th, 2010 2:26 pm

    Next up:
    Spy's cover of Miley Cyrus' "You Get The Best Of Both Teams"

  14. Leo058 on May 13th, 2010 2:34 pm

    But Lady Gaga… now he's the one who's overrated.

  15. DClaw on May 13th, 2010 3:04 pm

    It costs everyone $400,000 to hear the Heavy sing …for 12 seconds!

  16. MrRaccoon on May 13th, 2010 3:20 pm

    I vas told ve vould be singing for men!

  17. Daakee on May 13th, 2010 3:25 pm

    Ya da da da da da da da
    Ya da da da da da da da
    Do da duv va de da da da
    Do da duv va de da da da
    Ka-boom Ka-boom

    You cannot beat me
    You're lagging out
    I love this doctor
    Get on the point
    You are so small
    Do not push on
    You are not never never never touch my gun

    Run home to momma
    We must stop little cart
    Who send all these babies to fight?
    How could this happen
    Oh this is sad day
    Do I smell soiled diapers?

    I think
    Is baby baby baby oh
    Is baby baby baby no
    Is baby baby baby oh
    Pick on someone your own tiny baby size

    Baby baby baby oh
    Is baby baby baby no
    Is baby baby baby oh
    I am amused by entire itty bitty team

    Uh-oh I think someone soiled diaper
    You, stupid, come stand on point
    Ah, no Cart is not moving
    Fear me cowards
    More rubble less trouble
    Everybody look at me
    Very good da very good very very good
    Yes, I am credit to team

    I am bullet proof!

    Baby baby baby oh
    Is baby baby baby no
    Is baby baby baby oh
    What sick man sends babies to fight

    Baby baby baby oh
    Is baby baby baby no
    Is baby baby baby oh
    I am going to kill you and kill you and kill you

    Foo' Hey get on the cap guys
    That aint the right way guys
    How's the weather over there dumbass
    Get to the freaking point
    Push
    What is your major malfunction?
    Diagnoses you suck
    I cannot believe this
    Play ball Major league
    Woo- I dare you rage quit
    Come on make us both happy
    Wicked
    This is a real freaking embarrassment
    Freaking unbelievable
    What the hell is your guys’ problem?
    What the hell was that crap
    Boo I just got freaking dominated nublet
    Alright let’s do this

    Baby baby baby oh
    Is baby baby baby no
    Is baby baby baby oh
    Go go go! Push! Come on!

    Baby baby baby oh
    Is baby baby baby no
    Is baby baby baby oh
    We lose but they do not win?

    (Ohh Da da Ohh da da)
    Which one of you is crying?
    Too many little men on this team
    Keep crying
    Cry some more!

  18. TUNGST3N on May 13th, 2010 4:18 pm

    This is one Bieber you shouldn't tell he looks like a lesbian >_>

  19. TUNGST3N on May 13th, 2010 4:21 pm

    I prefer the Christopher Walken's rendition target="_blank"> ;)

  20. Dracojounin7 on May 13th, 2010 4:24 pm

    I would love it if that were made… We need to do more parodies.

  21. Dracojounin7 on May 13th, 2010 4:33 pm

    Or is Heavy Weapons GUy mooning us? After all, the video shows he MOONlights ass a pop star.

  22. Fhantinabox on May 13th, 2010 5:16 pm

    Isn't all music??

  23. OHAITHER on May 13th, 2010 6:04 pm

    A little of both, specially fangirling

  24. Alpar on May 13th, 2010 6:09 pm

    Aww. I was hoping you'd say pain =(

  25. Alpar on May 13th, 2010 6:11 pm

    Hm. Odd. I watched the entire video and didn't have to pay a thing.

  26. OHAITHER on May 13th, 2010 6:14 pm

    Well, fangirling IS pain to some people… after all, I don't think you can leave with your ears not bleeding of all that screaming

  27. DClaw on May 13th, 2010 6:39 pm

    That's what he WANTS you to think! Just keep an eye on your internet bill.

  28. Roflcopter419 on May 13th, 2010 7:32 pm

    I wish we'd parody songs I can tolerate the originals of though.

  29. Roflcopter419 on May 13th, 2010 7:34 pm

    See, that's much better. Parodying a good song for once.

  30. Roflcopter419 on May 13th, 2010 7:41 pm

    I listened to him once, though not by choice. Every moment of it I wanted to die.

  31. MrRaccoon on May 13th, 2010 8:02 pm

    +1 for the song and for the memories your avatar just brought me

  32. A_R_ on May 13th, 2010 8:15 pm

    I AM KREDIT TO TEENS!

  33. A_R_ on May 13th, 2010 8:16 pm

    *copy MrRaccoon's comment*
    *paste it here*
    *submit comment*

  34. A_R_ on May 13th, 2010 8:19 pm

    You didn't pay?!
    You do what you want 'cause a pirate is free, you are a pirate!
    *insert the rest of this song here*

  35. SexyPhoenix on May 13th, 2010 4:23 pm

    omg win XD

  36. Onslaught335 on May 13th, 2010 4:29 pm

    Even this is better than Justin Bieber!!

  37. Onslaught335 on May 13th, 2010 8:30 pm

    Yeah, I always find that girls with horrible tastes in music always BLAST this

  38. Onslaught335 on May 13th, 2010 8:31 pm

    At least the song has a better version now :)

  39. Roflcopter419 on May 13th, 2010 8:47 pm

    People with horrible tastes in music compensate by playing it loudly, I think. That's what I seem to find.

  40. Alpar on May 13th, 2010 8:47 pm
  41. Alpar on May 13th, 2010 8:48 pm

    But sideprojects give so many rewards and exp.!

    …Oh wait.

  42. Alpar on May 13th, 2010 8:49 pm

    Who sends all these fangirls to fight?!

  43. Leo058 on May 13th, 2010 8:54 pm
  44. Leo058 on May 13th, 2010 8:56 pm

    But that's half the fun!

  45. Daifuku on May 13th, 2010 9:32 pm

    I still wonder why a Pikachu was crushing hardcore on a ketchup bottle >_>

    And Tom Ado lol.

  46. TCC on May 13th, 2010 9:55 pm

    … I love that… FOREVER… :U

  47. ArmyOfMidgets on May 13th, 2010 9:57 pm

    Yeah i always wanted for you to die too.

  48. Kirby_Emprer on May 13th, 2010 10:06 pm

    the thing i have to say about this is something completely not about this video and that thing is, <a href" rel="nofollow"> doo incorporated.

  49. SnovB X on May 13th, 2010 10:09 pm

    Help! Medic!

  50. ArmyOfMidgets on May 13th, 2010 10:16 pm

    *note, i did NOTHING to the fifth line, it was like that when i started XD*

    Oh yeah
    Come on

    You get the Diguise Kit out front
    Hottest disguises, every team, every class

    Yeah, when you're play Spy it can be kinda fun
    It's really you but no one ever discovers

    In some ways you're just like all your teammates
    But on the other base you're an engie!

    You get the best of both teams!
    Chill it out, take knife now
    Then you backstab a Scout

    You get the best of both teams
    Diguise as a Soldier and you know that it's the best of both teams

    The best of both teams

    You go to RED's base (is that a new Sentry?)
    Hear you score on the BLU base
    Livin' two lives is a little weird (yeah)
    But RED's cool cuz nobody knows

    Yeah you get to be a sexy spy dude
    But big time when you diguise as Medic!

    You get the best of both teams
    Chillin' out take cloak
    Then you sap the sentry!

    You get the best of both teams
    Disguise as the other Spy and you know that it's the best of both
    (You know the best) You know the best of both teams

    Spraying sexy girls on walls
    You get to backstab virgin n00bs!
    The best parts that you get to be who ever you wanna be

    Yeah the best of both
    You get the best of both
    Come on best of both

    Who would of thought that a Spy like me
    Would double as a Demonan!

    You get the best of both teams
    Disguised as a Pyro
    Then you take out the team!

    You get the best of both teamss
    Mix it all together and you know that it's the best,

    You get the best of both teams!
    With the disguise and the sapper
    You can go anywhere

    You get the best of all classes!
    Mix it all together
    Oh yeah
    It's so much better cuz you know you've got the best of both teams

  51. Dracojounin7 on May 13th, 2010 10:20 pm

    Ann Chovie lol.

  52. Alpar on May 13th, 2010 10:32 pm

    But he can't let you do that.

  53. Roflcopter419 on May 13th, 2010 10:48 pm

    A lot of people want me to die. Comes with being leader of the Wolfites.

  54. Roflcopter419 on May 13th, 2010 10:49 pm

    Cool story, bro.

  55. Kirby_Emprer on May 13th, 2010 10:52 pm

    broforce?

  56. BlueChameleon on May 13th, 2010 10:54 pm

    Nope. Just hats.

  57. BlueChameleon on May 13th, 2010 11:10 pm

    Heavy Beiber doesn't know about Germany either.

  58. Marzen on May 14th, 2010 2:16 am

    Erectin' some riot gear.

  59. NoChorus on May 14th, 2010 4:58 am

    So a 15 year old boy who look and sounds like a 12 year old girl has been replaced with a sadistic, homicidial, Russian man-child?

    Fair trade.

  60. DrSexington on May 14th, 2010 8:19 am

    Certainly better then the original

  61. Alpar on May 14th, 2010 1:42 pm

    You WISH.

  62. AquaLink on May 19th, 2010 1:43 pm

    SPY SAPPIN MAH KEVLAR

  63. Kuffey on August 18th, 2010 1:44 pm

    Bieber is credit to heavy

  64. Reywilnc on September 30th, 2010 8:09 pm

    Some kid named Justin Bieber made a spoof of this song.

  65. EonofAeon on February 18th, 2011 1:41 am

    OH NO!!!! THIS HAS BEEN TAKEN DOWN!!! QUICKLY! FIND A MIRROR! D:
    EDIT: rel="nofollow"> I think I found a working one for now! Cataclysm averted!

  66. Norwegiankid on March 19th, 2011 1:47 pm

    Holy crap, a video related to Justin Bieber, and no one is making up pedophile jokes that you should be ashamed for using!

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