Fucking Magnets How do they work?

Even Iron Tager has no idea… and he’s practically made of metal!
By Micah J.

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on May 12, 2010 · 3:34 PM 
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57 Responses to “Fucking Magnets”

  1. Alpar on May 12th, 2010 7:43 pm

    Science + Crowbar = Results

    Give it a try.

  2. dope92 on May 12th, 2010 7:52 pm

    this dude and hard man are in the same boat

    SECONDIES!!!!!!

  3. MrRaccoon on May 12th, 2010 7:52 pm

    The term magnetism is used to describe how materials respond on the microscopic level to an applied magnetic field; to categorize the magnetic phase of a material. For example, the most well known form of magnetism is ferromagnetism such that some ferromagnetic materials produce their own persistent magnetic field. However, all materials are influenced to greater or lesser degree by the presence of a magnetic field. Some are attracted to a magnetic field (paramagnetism); others are repulsed by a magnetic field (diamagnetism); others have a much more complex relationship with an applied magnetic field. Substances that are negligibly affected by magnetic fields are known as non-magnetic substances. They include copper, aluminium, water, gases, and plastic.

    The magnetic state (or phase) of a material depends on temperature (and other variables such as pressure and applied magnetic field) so that a material may exhibit more than one form of magnetism depending on its temperature, etc.

    It's great to learn

  4. Alpar on May 12th, 2010 8:01 pm

    Way to take Internets as srs buisness ._.

    +1

  5. Leo058 on May 12th, 2010 8:14 pm

    The magnets are the least of your troubles. Right now, the more pressing issue is finding an oxygen source and a heat source in about a half a second. Didn't you know you can't breathe in space?

  6. AuraMaster on May 12th, 2010 8:16 pm

    tl;dr

  7. AuraMaster on May 12th, 2010 8:20 pm

    Halolz has gotten scientific lately. Physics-defying sentries, lessons about Isaac Newton, and now magnetism. Who says video games aren't educational?

    …A certain disbarred lawyer from Florida, maybe.

  8. Link4all on May 12th, 2010 8:24 pm

    I for one would be more concerned that I suddenly appeared in the middle of space with no oxygen.

  9. tveye on May 12th, 2010 8:26 pm

    What has science done?

    Seriously, science…what is that?

  10. MiniNinja on May 12th, 2010 4:28 pm

    That's how fucking magnets work -- or how they not work.

  11. Hareoic on May 12th, 2010 8:30 pm

    Well when a positive charge and a negative charge love each other very much…

  12. Daifuku on May 12th, 2010 8:32 pm

    The Internet has always been srs biznis. lrn2internet.

  13. Daifuku on May 12th, 2010 8:35 pm

    Ask not how the magnet can do for you, but how you can work for your magnet! Science demands it!

  14. SnovB X on May 12th, 2010 8:38 pm

    You don't need to know how they work;
    It's simple:
    1. shiny thing gets attracted to weird black thing.
    2. weird black thing gets repelled by other weird black things, then attracted.
    3. shiny thing does nothing to other shiny thing, unless weird black thing was close for long enough to give magical attractive power to shiny thing.

    Other similar cases are weird black magic related. Not all shiny things get attracted by weird black things.

  15. Alpar on May 12th, 2010 8:49 pm

    FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

    Oh wait a minute. In space, nobody can hear you scream.

    ———--

  16. Leo058 on May 12th, 2010 8:58 pm

    In layman's terms, speedy thing goes towards other speedy thing.

  17. MrRaccoon on May 12th, 2010 9:06 pm

    In few words: Positive thingie loves negative thingie, negative hates negative and positives hate positives

  18. MrRaccoon on May 12th, 2010 9:09 pm

    No, I take SCIENCE a serious business, that's why I'm aiming to be an engineer

  19. MrRaccoon on May 12th, 2010 9:10 pm

    Works with car accidents

  20. Acrazymonke on May 12th, 2010 9:38 pm

    damn i wanted to be the logical guy yoday

  21. Arb on May 12th, 2010 5:58 pm

    Someone explain how this joke is related to him, are his hands magnets or…?

    Also, did anyone else expect a GIGANTIC TAGER joke?

  22. ZombieGoatse on May 12th, 2010 10:02 pm

    I DON'T KNOW WHO THIS IS!!!
    But, I find myself in the same boat as him.

    Magnets. Tricky little fuckers.

  23. Brawling Bouse on May 12th, 2010 10:16 pm

    Looks like Tager

    *shades*

    Tager: GENESIC…

    FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

  24. SinfireTitan on May 12th, 2010 10:20 pm

    Hope you brought your wrench, cause Tager could use a dispenser.

  25. BlueChameleon on May 12th, 2010 10:45 pm

    Fucking weird black things, how do they work?

  26. ArmyOfMidgets on May 12th, 2010 10:57 pm

    It's magic, we get it.

  27. BlueChameleon on May 12th, 2010 10:59 pm

    Mommy, why are those two north poles touching?

  28. Hakokoro on May 12th, 2010 11:02 pm

    I will be waiting for it,gentlemen!

  29. Alpar on May 12th, 2010 11:17 pm

    *Puts on gas mask*

    (Muffled): Not on my watch, buddy!

  30. Hareoic on May 12th, 2010 11:26 pm

    I'm not your real mother!

  31. AuraMaster on May 12th, 2010 11:32 pm

    What he said: Not on my watch, buddy!
    What everyone else heard: MMPH MMPH HUDDA HUH!

  32. AuraMaster on May 12th, 2010 11:34 pm

    Also, he was never really on your side.

  33. AuraMaster on May 12th, 2010 11:36 pm

    Looks like Alpar…
    *sunglasses*

    Was lost in space.

    YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH

  34. Vosur on May 12th, 2010 11:48 pm

    Sentry gone up.

  35. TheTopHatKid on May 12th, 2010 11:51 pm

    …dammit!

  36. TheTopHatKid on May 12th, 2010 11:54 pm

    fucking magnets/ is fun at work.

  37. Leo058 on May 12th, 2010 11:59 pm

    Sentry down!
    *falls on top of me*

  38. MrRaccoon on May 13th, 2010 12:02 am

    You better get ready, or a flying sentry will be the last of your problems *awesomefaces*

  39. Daifuku on May 13th, 2010 12:13 am

    hmm…*devious idea*

    Spy fappin' mah sentry!

  40. TheTopHatKid on May 13th, 2010 12:16 am

    ssseen(coughs up blood)sennnntry u- (dies) *no effect*

  41. ArmyOfMidgets on May 13th, 2010 12:28 am

    Obviously you fail to realise that he's one HOT OXYmoron.

  42. AuraMaster on May 13th, 2010 12:31 am

    Inadequate, your spellcheck is. Impressed, "Yoday" is not.

  43. LitmusRemnantal on May 13th, 2010 12:49 am

    Hehhe a BlazBlue entry that made me laugh! :D

  44. Kirby_Emprer on May 13th, 2010 1:06 am
  45. Alpar on May 13th, 2010 2:24 am

    Eeerecting a Dispenser!

  46. DrPronowski on May 13th, 2010 4:04 am

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    This will make WAY more sense when you watch this video. I bet you a dollar.

  47. dimomarg on May 13th, 2010 5:09 am

    So… If we want to keep our sentry from going up, we can use a magnet?

  48. Gamage on May 13th, 2010 7:20 am
  49. Gamage on May 13th, 2010 7:32 am

    Looks like hes feeling

    *shades*

    the attraction

    YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  50. Vosur on May 13th, 2010 11:11 am

    -Gets blinded and scarred for life by the display that happens.- DANGIT DAI!!!!

  51. harkonnen84 on May 13th, 2010 1:38 pm

    I was waiting to see if any single one person ACTUALLY got the reference there. Its a reference to the new single by The insane clown posse called Miracles, they are singing about how they don't believe everything needs to be explained with science and at one line Shaggy 2 Dope says "fuckin Magnets how do they work?"

    For me and my coworkers this was probably the worst line in all of music making history, we laughed at it all the time, considering WE MAKE MAGNETS where i work. lol

    here you go target="_blank"> rel="nofollow">

  52. DrPronowski on May 13th, 2010 4:05 pm

    See my post a couple down.

  53. harkonnen84 on May 13th, 2010 8:02 pm

    missed that lol, Those two are hilarious.

  54. MexicanJuice on May 14th, 2010 1:44 am

    Magnet Fucking. How does it work?

  55. DrPronowski on May 14th, 2010 4:15 am

    They should make an ICP sitcom, like two and and a half clowns.

  56. harkonnen84 on May 14th, 2010 1:51 pm

    LMAO you need to see the SNL version of the video. "Volcanoes? aren't they just angry mountains!?"

  57. Eight_Ball on May 15th, 2010 10:18 pm

    FUCKIN BLANKETS, HOW DO THEY WORK?

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