Saving video game princesses isn’t nearly as fun as they made it seem when I was a kid!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on May 3, 2010 · 10:14 PM
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If you having princess problems, I feel bad for you son.
I got 99 problems, but a damsel ain't one.
If you having princess problems, I feel bad for you son.
lol
:insert witty comment here:
I think your code is broken, I didn't see a witty comment!
Man women can be a royal pain.
Goes to show… money doesn't buy happiness… and it may even cost you one of your lives.
It's
[Witty]Comment[/Witty]
Right?
Time for level 2!
The only winning move in love is not to love.
This is why realism and video games don't mix.
Let's see if I remember the equation right…
Money is the Root of Evil
Women = Time * Money
Women = Money^2 (Money squared)
And lastly… Women = Evil
Got only one problem but the bitch is one.
Talking about the dog of course. You people you.
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Imo.
You forgot Time is Money.
B+
This is an inaccurate depiction of women. We all know that they're not allowed to leave the kitchen.
its funny cause she's a WHORE! seriously after the first few items that were over 200 i would just start beating her down….then…..well I'd decide what to do with her after she's unconscious…. giggity
This is why I only date Princes with big wallets.
…what?
And that is why we never pick fights with the shop keepers! They mean business and will take your woman!
Bitchy materialistic relationship of 1 year, squeezed into less than 6 minutes. If a women seems to keep asking you to buy crap with YOUR money, it should be obvious what her intents are.
+1 for wordplay.
It doesn't help when they can only speak in punctuation marks and vague clipart.
I think your code is broken, I didn't see a witty comment!
Women= time*money
time=money
Women=money^2
money= evil^1/2
Women= (evil^1/2)^2
Women=evil
I think that was what you were going for
i know i couldnt think of anything else :P
Dangit, I knew I was missing parts of it.
This is why I stick with games that don't have princesses.
*goes to play Sonic*
You could also Skip Go, and go straight to Prison.
Well, she's a princess, what did you expect? Living on her father's money all her life? Psh, she has to learn to depend on other males for that.
I got 16-bit problems but a damsel ain't one.
Perhaps a console used to play this game was located in a said kitchen?
*goes to play Left4Dead*
I doubt if there are any princesses in L4D.
And that's how the dating sim genre has started.
But he just wanted to use her Community Chest.
Well excuuuuuuuuuuuse me, princess!
That comment is funny because- oh wait, it's not.
It's better than saying first.
Most FPS games are not like this.
However, Team Fortress 2 has a woman you must satisfy 24/7 by killing other men for a living and pushing a bomb cart for a suicide bombing.
The Announcer is a cruel, cruel mistress.
I aint saying she a gold digger
But she aint messing with no broke ninjas
Nice reference.
If there are any,
*cocks shotgun*
There soon won't be.
Well, I've got two things to say:
First of all, this is why Mario never asks for more than a kiss.
Second, the emails you get about the foreign princess are true, but this is the result, so you can continue to mark them as spam.
That's why Mario always lets Bowser kidnap Peach when he's out of coins…
great! now for stage 2…
I guess there's now a reason why the princess would always be in another castle.
//Witty
Ya think Francis hates princesses?
I ain't sayin' she's a gold digger, but…
Princess =/= Vest
Math proves it -- Francis hates princesses.
nah, actually, mine is HTML.(witty_comment.txt)
i think i just noticed whats in your avatar, if you remove the sega that is :l…
oh dear god.
He took a Chance, and ended up paying for it.
Wait till you get to level 10!
Pfff…
You think she's a whore?
What about Peach?
The Queen of Whore?
Wait till you get to level 10!
Some spoiled princess….
Oh well, most princesses are spoiled anyways…
The moral of the story: If you're a martial arts master that lives in a tree, you're destined to be single.
When you have to save a hooker?
Curse you NOOOOOOK ! ! !
When you have to save a hooker?
+1 for zelda reference!
i guess giving the key to the rich guy was the real mission
serves you for skipping the stage briefing
SEGA_Uranus, remove your top-hat and monocle. You have not yet hit 69p.
<analyze "love">
"A meaningless game in which a human courts another, where the only winning move is to not play… no. wait. that doesn't work either…"
</analyze>
Sorry baby, but MY princess is in another castle!
650 -- 500 = 100 … i think he just got scamed
I never knew princesses could be such cruel bitches. MY ENTIRE CHILDHOOD IS A LIE!
Me: ENGLISH MOTHER******, DO YOU SPEAK IT?!"
sonic did save princess elise…. but yea it was in one of the worst games of his lifetime…so i can see why u wont count that