Saving video game princesses isn’t nearly as fun as they made it seem when I was a kid!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on May 3, 2010 · 10:14 PM 
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69 Responses to “[VIDEO] 99 16-Bit Problems”

  1. SEGA_Uranus on May 4th, 2010 2:16 am

    If you having princess problems, I feel bad for you son.
    I got 99 problems, but a damsel ain't one.

  2. SEGA_Uranus on May 4th, 2010 2:17 am

    If you having princess problems, I feel bad for you son.

  3. Xyxoz on May 4th, 2010 2:29 am

    lol
    :insert witty comment here:

  4. Shawn Handyside on May 4th, 2010 2:34 am

    I think your code is broken, I didn't see a witty comment!

  5. VyseRogueKing on May 4th, 2010 2:40 am

    Man women can be a royal pain.

  6. FoxyMayo on May 4th, 2010 3:01 am

    Goes to show… money doesn't buy happiness… and it may even cost you one of your lives.

  7. ArmyOfMidgets on May 4th, 2010 4:08 am

    It's
    [Witty]Comment[/Witty]
    Right?

  8. yggdrasil325 on May 4th, 2010 4:11 am

    Time for level 2!

  9. EphEphEcksIII on May 4th, 2010 4:14 am

    The only winning move in love is not to love.

  10. tveye on May 4th, 2010 4:15 am

    This is why realism and video games don't mix.

  11. Vosur on May 4th, 2010 4:15 am

    Let's see if I remember the equation right…

    Money is the Root of Evil
    Women = Time * Money
    Women = Money^2 (Money squared)
    And lastly… Women = Evil

  12. Link4all on May 4th, 2010 4:18 am

    Got only one problem but the bitch is one.

    Talking about the dog of course. You people you.

  13. Link4all on May 4th, 2010 4:22 am

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    Imo.

  14. Kbman on May 4th, 2010 4:25 am

    You forgot Time is Money.
    B+

  15. meinmattias on May 4th, 2010 4:37 am

    This is an inaccurate depiction of women. We all know that they're not allowed to leave the kitchen.

  16. Kirby_Emprer on May 4th, 2010 4:39 am

    its funny cause she's a WHORE! seriously after the first few items that were over 200 i would just start beating her down….then…..well I'd decide what to do with her after she's unconscious…. giggity

  17. truegentleman on May 4th, 2010 4:45 am

    This is why I only date Princes with big wallets.

    …what?

  18. killercartoons on May 4th, 2010 4:58 am

    And that is why we never pick fights with the shop keepers! They mean business and will take your woman!

  19. CakeBard on May 4th, 2010 5:09 am

    Bitchy materialistic relationship of 1 year, squeezed into less than 6 minutes. If a women seems to keep asking you to buy crap with YOUR money, it should be obvious what her intents are.

  20. meinmattias on May 4th, 2010 6:09 am

    +1 for wordplay.

  21. meinmattias on May 4th, 2010 6:10 am

    It doesn't help when they can only speak in punctuation marks and vague clipart.

  22. Shawn Handyside on May 4th, 2010 2:34 am

    I think your code is broken, I didn't see a witty comment!

  23. VyseRogueKing on May 4th, 2010 6:40 am

    Women= time*money
    time=money
    Women=money^2
    money= evil^1/2
    Women= (evil^1/2)^2
    Women=evil
    I think that was what you were going for

  24. Kirby_Emprer on May 4th, 2010 6:41 am

    i know i couldnt think of anything else :P

  25. Vosur on May 4th, 2010 6:55 am

    Dangit, I knew I was missing parts of it.

  26. Darkangelsv1 on May 4th, 2010 6:59 am

    This is why I stick with games that don't have princesses.
    *goes to play Sonic*

  27. Tifakitteh on May 4th, 2010 7:32 am

    You could also Skip Go, and go straight to Prison.

  28. Tifakitteh on May 4th, 2010 7:33 am

    Well, she's a princess, what did you expect? Living on her father's money all her life? Psh, she has to learn to depend on other males for that.

  29. A_R_ on May 4th, 2010 8:10 am

    Perhaps a console used to play this game was located in a said kitchen?

  30. A_R_ on May 4th, 2010 8:16 am

    *goes to play Left4Dead*
    I doubt if there are any princesses in L4D.

  31. A_R_ on May 4th, 2010 8:17 am

    And that's how the dating sim genre has started.

  32. A_R_ on May 4th, 2010 8:19 am

    But he just wanted to use her Community Chest.

  33. AuraMaster on May 4th, 2010 4:49 am

    Well excuuuuuuuuuuuse me, princess!

  34. ArmyOfMidgets on May 4th, 2010 5:26 am

    That comment is funny because- oh wait, it's not.

  35. VideoGameGeek on May 4th, 2010 2:09 pm

    Most FPS games are not like this.

    However, Team Fortress 2 has a woman you must satisfy 24/7 by killing other men for a living and pushing a bomb cart for a suicide bombing.

    The Announcer is a cruel, cruel mistress.

  36. Kevvo on May 4th, 2010 3:14 pm

    I aint saying she a gold digger
    But she aint messing with no broke ninjas

  37. NoChorus on May 4th, 2010 3:50 pm

    Nice reference.

  38. TheAceOfSkulls on May 4th, 2010 4:53 pm

    Well, I've got two things to say:
    First of all, this is why Mario never asks for more than a kiss.

    Second, the emails you get about the foreign princess are true, but this is the result, so you can continue to mark them as spam.

  39. elitetrashmob on May 4th, 2010 5:23 pm

    That's why Mario always lets Bowser kidnap Peach when he's out of coins…

  40. combatbeaver on May 4th, 2010 5:36 pm

    great! now for stage 2…

  41. NoChorus on May 4th, 2010 3:52 pm

    I guess there's now a reason why the princess would always be in another castle.

  42. Cactuar213 on May 4th, 2010 6:41 pm

    Ya think Francis hates princesses?

  43. MasterLuigi452 on May 5th, 2010 6:09 am

    Some spoiled princess….
    Oh well, most princesses are spoiled anyways…

  44. hamster_doom360 on May 5th, 2010 6:00 pm

    The moral of the story: If you're a martial arts master that lives in a tree, you're destined to be single.

  45. dope92 on May 5th, 2010 7:47 pm

    i guess giving the key to the rich guy was the real mission

    serves you for skipping the stage briefing

  46. PolarBearNinja on May 10th, 2010 5:04 am

    Sorry baby, but MY princess is in another castle!

  47. Acias on June 30th, 2010 3:35 pm

    650 -- 500 = 100 … i think he just got scamed

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