Stylish AND functional!
I mean… if you consider rainbows coming out of your arms to be a function!

Starring Anthony Carboni as a dude running around Brooklyn in a crazy suit!
Also you should be watching Bytejacker for indie game reviews and comedy bits like this!

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on April 26, 2010 · 9:51 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (149 votes, average: 3.35 out of 5)
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Cosplay, Fashion Faux Pas, Retro, Serious Business, Too Much Free Time, Uncategorized, Video Clips, Wii

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32 Responses to “[VIDEO] Bit.Trip Commander Video Space Suit”

  1. tveye on April 27th, 2010 2:16 am

    The goggles, they do NOTHING!

  2. VyseRogueKing on April 26th, 2010 10:54 pm

    Yay now I can win the "admiration of the opposite sex" but where the hell am I gonna find one of those… or what that even means… I'm so alone T.T

  3. AuraMaster on April 27th, 2010 3:53 am

    Those "rainbows" won't stand a chance against the fearsome fury of…

    A MATCH!

  4. ArmyOfMidgets on April 27th, 2010 4:28 am

    Video Space Suit.

    With all new effects like Rainbow! After Clones. And God! You’ve had the worst, now try the Burst…Suit!

    Video Space Suit. Side effects include glowing sweat. Use your sweaty body to fuel destroy enemies on screen. Video Space Suit. Anything is possible.

    Giant Enemy Crab-blasting, the game you’ll invent because you’ll be too energetic for normal game. You’ll feel like a Arwin made of biceps.

    "What about me and my red hat? Mushroom Mash Effect. Turn that plumber into a suitber. Suitber is a pun of Plumber and Suit!

    We interrupt this advertisement to
    BLOW YOUR MIND! Video Space Suit now comes in Women! Why attract the oposite gender when you can wear it?! Think fast douche-fag. Video Space Suit now comes in doves. Hump-robot mastering. Similar to Giant Enemy Crab-blasting.

    Oh Shigeru, why have you forsaken me?

    Can it. When God gives you casuals, you find a new God. Video Space Suit… Godcore, King of the consoles.

    Wear Video Space Suit and you’ll win at everything forever. You’ll win at racers, platforms, fightings, rpgs, and TETRIS! You’ll even win at irony! High score.

    Still unconvinced? Well check out these testimonials from real Video Space Suit users.

    “400 rainbows.”

    “Video Space Suit. It’s really ahhhhhh!” “Aaahhhh!”

    Alright! Video Space Suit, it’s like peelz in a can. It’s peelz in a can. Video Space Suit is peelz. Warning, may contain Female Shepard.

  5. Badonk on April 27th, 2010 5:13 am

    Now watch as angry rainbows fly out of my nipples!

  6. Jacotify on April 27th, 2010 3:37 am

    I have rainbows coming out of my arms, your arguement is invalid.

  7. Alpar on April 27th, 2010 10:44 am

    I didn't really get it all that much, but rated it 5 anyway.

  8. Zsy on April 27th, 2010 11:18 am

    Hey, any Bit.Trip fans out there, join the official facebook page here ->

    There's always lots of awesome dicussion, and the developers themselves post frequently!

  9. Leo058 on April 27th, 2010 2:48 pm

    Commander Video Suit, meet the Phazon suit.
    And die.

  10. Daifuku on April 27th, 2010 3:26 pm

    Commander Video Space Suit < Tetris Dress. Even with the rainbows.

  11. Daifuku on April 27th, 2010 3:31 pm

    Commander Video Suit, meet the Birthday Suit.
    And die happy.

  12. Daifuku on April 27th, 2010 3:32 pm

    My spoon is too big D:

  13. Paul on April 27th, 2010 1:59 pm

    Ah, good ol’ New York City, nothing phases you. Still love how people there don’t look twice at some silly guy running around in a suit.

  14. Sir Xandus on April 27th, 2010 9:27 pm

    I'll take twenty.

  15. Daifuku on April 28th, 2010 2:56 am

    You were warned. Click at your own risk :3

  16. Onecanofsprite on April 28th, 2010 6:06 am


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