Stylish AND functional!
I mean… if you consider rainbows coming out of your arms to be a function!
Starring Anthony Carboni as a dude running around Brooklyn in a crazy suit!
Also you should be watching Bytejacker for indie game reviews and comedy bits like this!
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The goggles, they do NOTHING!
Yay now I can win the "admiration of the opposite sex" but where the hell am I gonna find one of those… or what that even means… I'm so alone T.T
Those "rainbows" won't stand a chance against the fearsome fury of…
A MATCH!
Video Space Suit.
ROCKET EDITION!
With all new effects like Rainbow! After Clones. And God! You’ve had the worst, now try the Burst…Suit!
Video Space Suit. Side effects include glowing sweat. Use your sweaty body to fuel destroy enemies on screen. Video Space Suit. Anything is possible.
Giant Enemy Crab-blasting, the game you’ll invent because you’ll be too energetic for normal game. You’ll feel like a Arwin made of biceps.
"What about me and my red hat? Mushroom Mash Effect. Turn that plumber into a suitber. Suitber is a pun of Plumber and Suit!
We interrupt this advertisement to
BLOW YOUR MIND! Video Space Suit now comes in Women! Why attract the oposite gender when you can wear it?! Think fast douche-fag. Video Space Suit now comes in doves. Hump-robot mastering. Similar to Giant Enemy Crab-blasting.
Oh Shigeru, why have you forsaken me?
Can it. When God gives you casuals, you find a new God. Video Space Suit… Godcore, King of the consoles.
Unacceptable.
Wear Video Space Suit and you’ll win at everything forever. You’ll win at racers, platforms, fightings, rpgs, and TETRIS! You’ll even win at irony! High score.
Still unconvinced? Well check out these testimonials from real Video Space Suit users.
“400 rainbows.”
“Video Space Suit. It’s really ahhhhhh!” “Aaahhhh!”
Alright! Video Space Suit, it’s like peelz in a can. It’s peelz in a can. Video Space Suit is peelz. Warning, may contain Female Shepard.
Now watch as angry rainbows fly out of my nipples!
I have rainbows coming out of my arms, your arguement is invalid.
I didn't really get it all that much, but rated it 5 anyway.
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There's always lots of awesome dicussion, and the developers themselves post frequently!
Commander Video Suit, meet the Phazon suit.
And die.
Commander Video Space Suit < Tetris Dress. Even with the rainbows.
Commander Video Suit, meet the Birthday Suit.
And die happy.
My spoon is too big D:
Ah, good ol’ New York City, nothing phases you. Still love how people there don’t look twice at some silly guy running around in a suit.
I'll take twenty.
You were warned. Click at your own risk :3
HELLO? THIS IS SPRITE. RAINBOWS MAKE ME CRY. over.