I made the portal cake. It was a triumph.

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on April 16, 2010 · 12:22 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (381 votes, average: 4.57 out of 5)
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Internets, Musical, Portal, Tasty Treats, Valve Software

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62 Responses to “I made the portal cake. It was a triumph.”

  1. Badonk on April 16th, 2010 4:23 am


  2. RyderJ on April 16th, 2010 4:35 am

    I hereby proclaim that Portal jokes may make a comeback. For too long have they been frowned upon, seen as hipster crap, we must take them back. For the good of all of us. They will be reclaimed.

    A second renaissance. Of cake.

  3. Roflcopter419 on April 16th, 2010 4:37 am

    Wow, facebook actually IS good for something.

  4. DrSexington on April 16th, 2010 4:47 am

    Looks like


    The cake wasn't a lie


  5. Link4all on April 16th, 2010 4:53 am

    That cake's a cake! …I mean spy… I mean lie…I don't know what I mean.

  6. MrRaccoon on April 16th, 2010 5:35 am

    I tried looking for that comment, and I got 404 Pge not found

  7. Onecanofsprite on April 16th, 2010 6:43 am

    Utter nonsense! the scientific method shows that this photo is CLEARLY forged from a choclate cake with icing, because as all geniuses know, THE CAKE WAS A LIE!

  8. TCC on April 16th, 2010 7:10 am

    in all seriousness that's a pretty good looking cake. I'm gunna have to make myself one of those some time. :b

  9. Jet_Sparrow on April 16th, 2010 7:27 am

    That cake shall go into the portal I call my mouth.

  10. combatbeaver on April 16th, 2010 7:34 am

    it's ALMOST perfect you just need to make a mechanical arm above it to put out the candle and it'll be done!

  11. Gamage on April 16th, 2010 9:00 am

    Im not even hungry
    Im being so sincere right now
    Even though you ate my slice without me

  12. MercenaryBlue on April 16th, 2010 9:01 am

    Raise your hand if you suddently got hungry for cake.

    Cmon you know you want to.

  13. LitmusRemnantal on April 16th, 2010 9:43 am

    yup, that's it.

  14. Miketuu on April 16th, 2010 10:10 am

    I got one for my birthday, and I gotta say, GOD DAMNIT USE REAL CHERRIES. IT'S NOT HARD

  15. MercenaryBlue on April 16th, 2010 11:48 am

    Unless its a bakery!

  16. Kevvo on April 16th, 2010 12:43 pm

    But theres no sense crying over every mistake.

  17. Leo058 on April 16th, 2010 1:23 pm

    It's a lie… a delicious, tempting lie…

  18. Acrazymonke on April 16th, 2010 1:37 pm

    That cake is a me!

  19. MasqueNoMercy on April 16th, 2010 2:56 pm

    i tried that once, but i made a mistake
    but i kept on trying til i ran out of cake


  20. MercenaryBlue on April 16th, 2010 3:27 pm

    If a cake is a sure way to happiness then you must bake.
    Chef Tsu said that, and I say he knows a little more about cooking than you do pal, because he invented it. Then he perfected it so that no cook could beat him in the kitchen of honor.

  21. Daifuku on April 16th, 2010 6:09 pm

    The submission is a lie.

  22. BlueChameleon on April 16th, 2010 11:48 pm

    Mmmm…you can almost taste the fish-shaped solid waste!

  23. MasterOCrumpets on April 17th, 2010 1:15 am

    Does it include fish-shaped crackers, fish-shaped candies, fish-shaped solid waste, pull-and-peel licorice, and chocolate-coated peanut butter pieces…shaped like fish?

  24. Coodoo on April 16th, 2010 11:47 pm

    My friends would be lame. Like,
    "Oh! You should make me one! Lololol!"
    "What are you, gay?"

  25. TheKylmar on April 17th, 2010 1:07 am

    Kyle Sullivan? That name sounds familiar. Wasn't he on Malcolm In The Middle?

  26. JboneDRS on April 17th, 2010 6:46 am

    Hopefully he won't change his status with every bite

  27. Monsoon54 on July 25th, 2010 9:36 pm

    Maybe you'll find someone else bake with you?
    Maybe Cooking Mama?
    That was a joke! HaHa, Fat Chance!

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