THE ORANGE BOX - Accept No Imitations

Snake may fit in that orange box, but can it also hold Gordon Freeman, Heavy Weapons Guy AND Chell? Yeah I didn’t think so.

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on April 13, 2010 · 8:56 PM 
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41 Responses to “THE ORANGE BOX – Accept No Imitations”

  1. mckillyoface on April 14th, 2010 12:58 am

    Silly Snake.
    You can't be HL2, TF2, Portal, HL2EP1&2 AND HL2 Lost Coast.
    Silly,Silly Snake.

  2. Ozymil on April 14th, 2010 1:04 am

    Who's the imitation? Does Valve's Orange Box know CQC? I think not.


  3. Nick Soapdish on April 14th, 2010 1:06 am

    Snake: Knock Knock
    Guard: Who's there?
    Snake: Orange
    Guard: Orange who?
    Snake: Orange you glad I didn't say banana.
    Guard: ………
    Snake: ………
    *neck snap*

  4. Caelun_Niveus on April 14th, 2010 1:07 am

    Though useful for movement, Snake realized that the portals tended to attract a good deal of attention from the guards.

  5. BrawlingBouse on April 14th, 2010 1:25 am

    Why was Snake fired from the "Orange Juice Factory"?

    He couldn't concentrate!

  6. BlueChameleon on April 14th, 2010 1:31 am

    Wait, this Orange Box isn't real! How will I make TF2 in-joke comments now?

  7. Roflcopter419 on April 14th, 2010 1:43 am

    Okay, you DO know this was the original box, right? The name of The Orange Box is a homage. Technically then, the Valve one is the imitation.

    I'm okay with that, Snake is SO much cooler than Freeman.

  8. Alpar on April 14th, 2010 1:47 am

    Guard: Ooh! The Orange Box! Maybe there'll be Half Life and Team Fortress in it!

  9. MrRaccoon on April 14th, 2010 1:48 am

    Man, if snake was in TF2, it wouldn't be called like that, it would be "Snake versus the other team". But you know, people would easily complain about how he's overpowered

  10. EphEphEcksIII on April 14th, 2010 1:51 am

    Ah so they were doing product placement from the very beginning. That is truly stealthy, well played kojima….well played.

  11. Link4all on April 14th, 2010 3:00 am

    Put my snake in a box.

  12. Arb on April 13th, 2010 11:46 pm

    THAT BOX IS A SPA- oh wait cancel the alert people it’s just Raiden! Our secrets are completely safe, I repeat, COMPLETELY SAFE.

  13. TheTopHatKid on April 14th, 2010 3:54 am

    when you absolutely, positively have to sneak around in a videogame, accept one substitute.

  14. Acrazymonke on April 14th, 2010 4:18 am

    i cant beleive im the first to say this but…

  15. Coodoo on April 14th, 2010 12:59 am

    Let's just hope he didn't pick up the PS3 version.

  16. MasterLuigi452 on April 14th, 2010 5:04 am

    Come on Snake…
    More advertising??

  17. dapaperboy on April 14th, 2010 5:11 am

    inb4 Black Box po-oh wait…

  18. CzarSquid on April 14th, 2010 2:10 am

    Regardless which box you open up. You will always find a Badass inside. Guaranteed!

  19. DrSexington on April 14th, 2010 6:58 am

    Speaking of the orange box, on L4D1 when your in the subway that there's a sign saying "Orange Box Juice"? Saw it last night when I was playing it, just wanna know if anyone else has seen it

  20. TCC on April 14th, 2010 5:10 am

    well considering mgs2 was around some time before the orange box (as far as I know) it seems that they are the true Imitators… also, I'm pretty sure I can make them fit in that box…

  21. Psiwrite on April 14th, 2010 11:48 am

    Why wear camo gear in a steel factory setting?

  22. Leo058 on April 14th, 2010 12:12 pm

    Let's see Freeman sneak around in one of those.

  23. Gamage on April 14th, 2010 7:45 pm

    As a matter of fact, it IS bigger then a bread box!

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