RARE CANDY - May have some undocumented side effects.

That Poliwrath may have been hitting the Protein a little hard as well. I’m not 100% sure, I just have a feeling…
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on April 12, 2010 · 8:03 PM 
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Artistic, Bulking Up, Drugs & Alcohol, Motivational, Nintendo, Pokémon, Power-Ups, Weird

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105 Responses to “RARE CANDY”

  1. LitmusRemnantal on April 13th, 2010 12:07 am

    TANK!!!!…..I mean, lolwut?

  2. fmarulz on April 13th, 2010 12:15 am

    If he is like this when its normal
    the shiny one will make my eyeballs explode : D

  3. MasqueNoMercy on April 13th, 2010 12:19 am

    now someone has to do the same motivational only with the mudkips lesbians picture

  4. Jfil on April 13th, 2010 12:35 am

    Also he can't get it up

  5. Leo058 on April 13th, 2010 12:39 am

    I think it's a pre-evolution of Zangief…

  6. BoxeyBrown on April 13th, 2010 12:40 am

    looks like he's ready for the majors…

  7. SentryGunner on April 13th, 2010 12:45 am

    Dreamcast fanboys always were a little hardcore

  8. EphEphEcksIII on April 13th, 2010 12:45 am

    Anybody have tape? Because my Poliwrath
    *puts shades on*
    Is ripped

  9. EphEphEcksIII on April 13th, 2010 12:47 am

    In Soviet Russia pokemon level the trainer.

  10. BrawlingBouse on April 13th, 2010 12:48 am


  11. Arb on April 12th, 2010 8:48 pm

    New on the upcoming hulk series from marvel!!!! You’ve had green hulk, grey hulk, and even RED hulk, who is three times more angry than a regular hulk! Now we at marvel are working the makers of pokemon to bring you BLU HULK!!!! He smashes, he crashes, and he’s bubble beaming his way to your home!!!!! Get ready to lose hours of sleep because he’s NINTENDO HARD!!!!

  12. Ataeru on April 13th, 2010 12:51 am

    All hail the Muscular Hypno Toad!

  13. MasqueNoMercy on April 13th, 2010 12:59 am

    well if this is the alternative… eh

  14. Judgment on April 13th, 2010 1:02 am

    Now i want to see a battle between rare candied Poliwrath and Manlykarp

  15. Miketuu on April 13th, 2010 1:05 am

    I need to find that stranger again, the one with the magic van.

  16. Daifuku on April 13th, 2010 1:13 am

    Musclewrath has no need for a trainer.

  17. Alpar on April 13th, 2010 1:18 am

    Neither did Musclekarp.

  18. Alpar on April 13th, 2010 1:18 am

    You see folks, THIS is why using the Rare Candy is PROHIBITED.

  19. CzarSquid on April 13th, 2010 1:19 am

    Every time I look at this, I can't help to imagine him screaming Arnold Schwarzenegger's voice "GET TO THE CHOPPHA!"

  20. Michael M. on April 13th, 2010 1:26 am

    Poliwrath: "Ooo~ piece a candy… Ooo~ piece a candy… Ooo~ piece a candy… Ooo~ piece a candy… Ooo~ piece a candy…"

  21. codemaster525 on April 13th, 2010 1:34 am

    Hey Shawn! Why didn't you post my version?

  22. tveye on April 13th, 2010 1:43 am

    Hmm….they must've used the missingno glitch.

  23. aimless_void on April 13th, 2010 1:56 am


  24. MrRaccoon on April 13th, 2010 2:06 am

    Great, like if Battetoads wasn't imposible enough, now you want a remake with pokemons?

  25. Alpar on April 13th, 2010 2:07 am

    I thought Ho-oh did that whenever he's crossing the rainbow?

  26. Judgment on April 13th, 2010 2:08 am

    Worth it

  27. AuraMaster on April 13th, 2010 2:11 am

    This is what happens when you trade Pokemon with Mark McGwire.

  28. TheTopHatKid on April 13th, 2010 2:34 am

    Quick! Get the mindbleach! I just imagined what would happen if mew or jigglypuff found rare candy. http://static.funnyjunk.com/pictures/wtf_face.jpg (second most useful link on the internet. )

  29. Jfil on April 13th, 2010 2:37 am

    ERECTIN' A DYSFUNCTION…i had to make this pun lulzz

  30. Caizic on April 13th, 2010 3:12 am

    Just one more level…. Just one more level…. Just one more level….

  31. NoChorus on April 13th, 2010 12:08 am

    I guess I need to tell my Poliwrath to lay off of the Macho Brace.

  32. Kirby_Emprer on April 13th, 2010 6:27 am

    is this like manly karps brother or what O_O

  33. FalcoHedgehog on April 13th, 2010 3:47 am

    Musclewrath used bicep flex
    Its super effective!

  34. Kirby_Emprer on April 13th, 2010 7:54 am

    y'know i just noticed, this looks like a tank, like polywrath tank, did the tank get polywrath hooked on roids?

  35. TehVortex on April 13th, 2010 9:13 am

    I'm pretty sure his semen jumped out of the pond and punched me in the face one time.

  36. MasterOCrumpets on April 13th, 2010 6:18 am

    You see, this is a perfect argument for why the level up cap was put at level 100.

  37. Link4all on April 13th, 2010 2:14 pm

    He should have fingerless gloves, amirite.

  38. DrSexington on April 13th, 2010 2:17 pm

    Needs an afro, everything looks cool with an afro =D

  39. SentryGunner on April 13th, 2010 3:25 pm

    between this and Manlycarp….what the fuck are they dumping in that water?

  40. Frentzen127 on April 13th, 2010 4:29 pm


  41. Gamage on April 13th, 2010 8:08 pm

    Manly poliwrath needs no trainer!

  42. dapaperboy on April 13th, 2010 9:27 pm

    According to the FDA, leveling your pokemans through battle will give them better stats then leveling the pokeman with Rare Candiez

  43. OHAITHER on April 14th, 2010 1:25 am

    that poliwrath is what happens when Chuck Norris takes a poliwag on his Pokewalker and gives one step

  44. Kergeros on April 14th, 2010 2:29 am

    His belly looks like a scrotum. Now I hate Poliwraths even more. >:C

  45. Jadeco23 on July 24th, 2012 11:01 pm

    Surprise, rare candies don't boost EV stats…just levels.

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