Oh sure, you can stop playing…. just complete at least one line and I will set you free!
NOT EVEN THE GODS OF TETRIS CAN SAVE YOU NOW.
An awesome comic by xkcd
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on April 10, 2010 · 11:28 AM
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Can't let you clear that, line block!
WHERE IS YOUR LINE PIECE NOW?
Doing a barrel roll: It's always the answer to your physics problems.
Now imagine that all the pieces are like the green one
You think that's bad? Wait 'till you see the hell that always says the next piece is an I line.
now for something extraordinary: the ROUND PIECE!
HEXAGON!
REVERSE ROUND PIECE!
Use squigglys wisely!
Lawl just turn the gravity upside down, that always works!!
Slightly curved line piece!
REVERSE slightly curved line piece!
A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.
Well there's only 1 thing to do when a game screws you over in such a way -- RAGEQUIT!!!!
RRRAUGHHH!!!
SEEEEEMIIIIIIIIII CIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRCLEEE PIEEEEEEEEEEEEECE!
Smart move, Shawn, removing the new Kratos pic.
Maybe I'd be more impressed if Caelun hadn't said it in the Tetris God pic…
The who what huh?
What Kratos pic?
Durrrrrr
sv_cheats 1
sv_gravity -800
HA, oh shit…. wait………. HELL, not valve…..
DAMN YOU -1 TROLLS! I HAD A +2!
God dammit, you beat me to it.
It's right there… BUT I DON'T WANT IT!! D:
Fixed.
The most glitched Tetris I've ever played…
I gave you a plus one to help
:3
See? Zombies are helpful people. We just want to consume your flesh is all.
Ah, but in Hell, YOU CAN'T RAGE QUIT!
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
LIES. It's still in the RSS feed as a "Current" submission.
3.14 RADIUS PIECE!!
Use no_clip.
TA-DAA.
OOOOOOOVAAAAAAL PIIEEEEEEEEEEEECEEEEE!!
Can't let you use those, line blocks!
That's just annoying how they bounce around and don't stay still.
Oh I see now, that tetris came from the world where Mega Man has an easy mode came from.
3D PIEEEEEEEEEEEEECE!
Its almost like playing Tetris in space!
Try a U-shaped piece!
There's an L block on your tail.
Oh, they're gonta have to slot you back together! IN HELL!
Shaking the monitor doesn't help….
what? I had to try!
INVISIBLE ROUND PIEEEEECE!!
C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER PIEEEEEEEECE!!!
You mean the LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE PIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEECE
Use the squares to get through!
EXPLOSIVE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU- PIECE!!!!
I sent it into the paaaaaast (sorta). Things are kinda crazy here it wasn't supposed to be queued up for that time. :/
All else has failed. There is only one solution.
*Uses Fire Piece.*
I managed to near as dammit get a line. Didn't clear though. :(
-1 troll got me too.
;~;
Is it wise to keep playing and playing until your eyes bleed? (Or until the app ragequits on you?)
Fixed.
NOOOOOOOO PIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECE!!!
Fire solves all problems, like my neigbours dog for instance.
Use the reverse squiggly!
HEXAGON PIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECE!
Indeed, what Kratos pic?
MIND = BLOWN
How 'bout a nice game of Chess?
You just jumped into Tetrisphere.
Yay. Many thanks.
:D
OR abortions of science.
What, when, where, how, why?
DODECAHEDRON PIEEEEECE!!!
nah, they use the same engine >.>
You can play for infinity if you just hold the down-arrow key all the time.
Looks like I'll be…
*sunglasses*
dining in hell tonight.
Yeah. -.-
From Russia with scorn!
THIS OFFENDS US.
You're good, but line piece is better.
Ugh, what a mess…
They'll have to stitch his head back together. IN HELL.
1. A Nintendo64 game basically Tetris in 3D
2. About 7 hours ago when you made the post
3. Here on Halolz
4. Mentioning a dodecahedron piece
5. A dodecahedron is a three-dimensional figure with 12 faces, and since regular Tetris is only 2D, it would have to be placed on a three-dimensional plane.
I guess I should be clearful.
Ohh..
Halolz: A place of learning, and lols.
There's a significant problem with the game itself. I actually got a line piece.
i just played one where all it gave me was squares and LLLLLIIIIIIINNNNNEEEE PPPIIIIIIEEEEEEEECCCCCEEEEEEEEEs
DO NOT WANT.
Just like that other game. You know: The Game.
*rips out eyes*
I think we're there
Did you win?
I asked fully knowing the answer beforehand and proceeded to narrate in the third person
It was only taunting you
I have my lunchbox, FOR DINING IN HELL! http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l181/jgarcia14/…
Only far less fun
please don't give them any ideas
and they continue to taunt me even more with a score : (
ONE PIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECE!!!
Wait, but I'm still here…
FFFUUUUUUU-
White Base PIIEEEEEEEEECE!!!!!!
no sadly, i lost the game
The one piece…
… to rule them all!
I would be mad. Except i won it forever.
Chuck Norris was able to achieve level 99…
lead the way!
come chicken!
KRAWWWWWW!
This baby can take rotations up to 90 degrees!
Nuke from orbit piece?
Halolz: A place where you get both smarter and dumber -- at the same time.
Erm…
Yours is the line that will piece the tetris!
THIS PIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEECE!
…Is what all true warriors strive for.
*gasp*
We're having a troll invasion!