No pokemon is safe. Not even ghosts.

Goddamn you Whitney’s Miltank. DAMN YOU TO HELL!
By CdiGanon (who you should really follow on Twitter if you want to hear the angriest and most hilarious ravings of a man trying to play through Pokémon Heart Gold/Soul Silver), artist unknown.

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on April 7, 2010 · 12:48 AM 
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115 Responses to “No pokemon is safe. Not even ghosts.”

  1. CdiGanon on April 7th, 2010 4:51 am


    You plague me on twitter with tortures of most maddening miltanks AND NOW YOU INFECT THIS HAVEN WITH THEIR FILTH?


  2. bionik_boy on April 7th, 2010 4:52 am

    >_> True… So very true…

    Also, 1st!

  3. codemaster525 on April 7th, 2010 4:53 am

    Looks like Miltank…


    Stomped the yard.


  4. MasterLuigi452 on April 7th, 2010 4:56 am

    Not even Ghost type Pokemon???

  5. dimomarg on April 7th, 2010 4:58 am

    I really hate that Miltank. To the point I wished I had a gun, not Pokemon.

  6. Xyxoz on April 7th, 2010 4:58 am


  7. Fission on April 7th, 2010 5:04 am

    More like KILLTANK amirite?

  8. Roflcopter419 on April 7th, 2010 5:12 am


  9. ArmyOfMidgets on April 7th, 2010 5:12 am


    At that point of the game i had a Cyndaquil F, Wooper, Mareep and Togepi, the three males, i was going for no evo run and that Whitney kept whoring the Godamned COw WITH HER COW TITS TO SEDUCE MY BOYS! AND THEY KEPT STARING AT MILKTANTS TITS RATHER THAN KILLING THE THING!! D=<

  10. MrRaccoon on April 7th, 2010 5:24 am

    You know, when nurse Joy says "Hope to see you again", she's laughing at you… cruelly laughing at you…

  11. Kbman on April 7th, 2010 5:25 am

    Sup guys.
    I'm just gonna hang out over here with my Dratini that I just bought at the game corner.
    Did I mention it knows Thunder Wave and Dragon Rage?
    Oh, hey, check it out. It just took down the entire gym in about 3 minutes.
    Well, I'm off to go catch me a Sudowoodo. See ya!

  12. JboneDRS on April 7th, 2010 5:54 am

    my nerdiness has failed me, for I do not get it…

  13. Sebass10 on April 7th, 2010 5:58 am

    I fuckin hate that miltank. However i managed a strategy where i made it blind weak and had no defense 3 hits w/ bite and it was dead. no attracts for me!

  14. MercenaryBlue on April 7th, 2010 6:33 am

    My Monferno whooped Miltank's arse easy. Or was it an Infernape by then? Details.

  15. DClaw on April 7th, 2010 2:54 am

    Wow, I must have been super lucky to avoid the Miltank's onslaught!
    See you guys at the finish line! XD

  16. BoxeyBrown on April 7th, 2010 4:24 am

    Knowing full well that I am way to into pokemon:

    Although the gym leader's Miltank in Heartgold and Soulsilver gives many people trouble, this is simply because there is a limited number of pokemon and moves available at the time in the game.

    Overall, Miltank is a horrible pokemon, and is in the "Never Used" tier, meaning it is ranked among the worst in the game.

  17. DemoraFairy on April 7th, 2010 10:57 am

    My friend said her Miltank was really hard, but I don't get it -- I beat it with 3 razor leafs and didn't need to heal or anything. My Bayleaf wasn't even that strong, I hadn't spent much time levelling it up.

    The only gym leader I had a problem with was the steel type -- DAMN STEEL TYPES!!!

  18. Darkgeno on April 7th, 2010 7:01 am

    Damn it I hate that damn miltank, the worst part is that at the time I faced it, rollout was super effective against three of my four pokemon(well at least only two of them were guys)

  19. ninjachicken on April 7th, 2010 7:05 am

    The Safari Zone warden seems to disagree.

  20. ninjachicken on April 7th, 2010 7:11 am

    @Jet_Sparrow -- As does this guy.

  21. BrawlingBouse on April 7th, 2010 11:47 am


  22. Leo058 on April 7th, 2010 12:31 pm

    Bah. Kids today and your Pokemanz. Back when I was a kid, we only had 251! And Whitney had a Level 20 Miltank, not a Level 19 Miltank! And all I had to take it out with was a Quilava and a Pidgeotto, both of which are weak to Rollout! And I was thankful for that Quilava! Ye darn kids wouldn't last a second in Gold/Silver/Crystal without yer precious Abilities and Running Shoes!

  23. Jfil on April 7th, 2010 1:17 pm

    Miltank used infatuation
    Miltank used Rollout
    Player whited out


  24. CJ47 on April 7th, 2010 1:24 pm



  25. Caizic on April 7th, 2010 8:37 am

    That Miltank defeated my 29 Crocnaw… I thought it was over after i froze it.. but it was carrying a Lum Berry. I think it cheats!

  26. Alpar on April 7th, 2010 2:00 pm

    This Miltank was about as painful as having to deal with Kratos jokes or Kayne submissions.

  27. SMASHWHAMMY on April 7th, 2010 2:28 pm



  28. BlueChameleon on April 7th, 2010 3:08 pm


  29. OrionX on April 7th, 2010 4:10 pm

    I don't have HG/SS yet, but does Whitney still cry after you beat her?
    Because when she did in the original, I just laughed. I laughed a laugh of spite and hate, because that Miltank was a bitch back then, too. (Or I sucked as a trainer. Either one.)

  30. Zabrio on April 7th, 2010 4:40 pm

    This is why i <333333 My Feraligatr (Croconaw then)
    No matter how many times Milktank attracted it, Croconaw just kept on biting (i think that is how it shows affection >>)

  31. Badonk on April 7th, 2010 7:19 pm

    I beat her on the first try… didn't any of you learn from the originals!?

  32. Leo058 on April 7th, 2010 8:04 pm

    Oh god, that hurt…
    I hate myself for laughing at that.

  33. StarFox64 on April 7th, 2010 8:06 pm

    the 2nd time i played through silver, i traded for a machop JUST FOR THAT MOTHERBLEEPIN MILTANK

    it felt so great destroying that piece of crap

  34. MasterLuigi452 on April 8th, 2010 3:49 am

    That Miltank is fake!
    Normal and Fighting type doesn't work agains Gastly!!

  35. Super_Pickle on April 8th, 2010 5:12 am

    Ghost pokemon.

    Miltank would hit that.

  36. DrSexington on April 8th, 2010 5:14 am

    This would'nt happen if Capt. Falcon was a pokemon, but then again, it'll probaly be impossible to catch him due to his awesomeness and his Falcon Punches…..

  37. Paul on April 8th, 2010 3:34 pm

    I just used a Heracross and Break Breaked that damn cow in one hit. I don’t see how it’s so hard.

  38. VenomPB on April 8th, 2010 8:36 pm

    Whitney's Miltank is the sole reason I catch a Geodude right at the beginning of the game on the route above the first one.

    Even with Attract she can't stall out long enough since she does little to no damage. Geodude > Goldenrod Gym.

  39. Zabrio on April 9th, 2010 3:09 pm

    In 5th Gen Miltanks Attract will even work on the females

  40. LTH1123 on April 10th, 2010 1:55 am


  41. thereisnospoon on April 10th, 2010 5:46 am

    AAgh it was Stomp and Rollout… so horrible…

  42. GeneralManly on April 11th, 2010 2:55 am

    Easily the mot frustrating part of the game thus far. Prolly because I only have ONE high level pokemon.

  43. Aboithagameboi on April 11th, 2010 10:23 pm

    Ahh, Miltank. What can i say about thee? Oh yeah.

    FUCK YOU!!!!!

  44. thescotian on June 14th, 2010 9:29 pm

    this is why a ditto is always a viable option

  45. werewolfsfury on September 2nd, 2010 6:38 pm

    am i the only one that had no trouble with whitney?

  46. Boxesofboxes on September 6th, 2010 12:55 pm

    WHY TO SOFT REST IN TILL YOU HAVE A FEMALE STARTER. Or at least have a few females on your team.

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