Here comes Demo Cottontail

Sorry, shoulda posted this yesterday. Of course I DID just get back from Seattle and all!
“I’m drunk! You don’ have an excuse!”
By Brian Lastorka

lyrics

Here comes Demo Cottontail
Running’ down the Pipeline trail,
Drinking, laughing,
Death is on its way

Bringing every girl and boy
A basketful of explosive joy
The things to make your Easter
A fun filled day

He’s got sticky bombs for heavy
and Jarate for sniper too
There’s a spy for your mommy
with a Easter boner too. Oh!

Here’ comes Demo Cottontail
Running’ down the Pipeline trail
Drinking, laughing
Happy Easter Day

Look at him drink and listen to him say,
“Oh, they’re going to have to glue you back together….in hell!
Maybe if you’re extra good
He’ll roll lots of Easter bombs your way

You’ll wake up on Easter morning
And you’ll know that he was there
When you find those empty bottles
That he’s lying everywhere, Oh!

Here’ comes Demo Cottontail
Running’ down the Pipeline trail
Drinking, laughing
Happy Easter Day

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on April 5, 2010 · 7:09 PM 
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34 Responses to “Here comes Demo Cottontail”

  1. CdiGanon on April 5th, 2010 11:12 pm

    OOOOOOH THEY'RE GONNA HAVE TO HIDE YOUR EGGS

    IN HELL!

  2. codemaster525 on April 5th, 2010 11:13 pm

    Not really familiar with the rhythm of the song…

  3. Miketuu on April 5th, 2010 11:25 pm

    FOUND ONE!
    *crit*

  4. VyseRogueKing on April 5th, 2010 11:31 pm

    They're gonna bury what's left of ya in an EASTER BASKET!

  5. Badonk on April 5th, 2010 11:56 pm

    Fun for the whole suicidal family!

  6. Badonk on April 5th, 2010 11:58 pm

    Last you really got to remember to sign your emails

  7. Alpar on April 5th, 2010 11:59 pm

    I thought we said we aren't leaving Demoman in charge of the Easter Egg hunts D:

  8. meinmattias on April 6th, 2010 12:06 am

    Demoman's spirit of Easter is pretty close to its origin, considering there's death involved…

  9. Alfa on April 6th, 2010 12:10 am

    Now thats a pic where the word ''chocoballs'' does make sense!

  10. CapnRegi on April 6th, 2010 12:29 am

    Little Demo Foo Foo
    Chargin' through 2Fort
    Running towards the FaN Scouts
    And choppin' off their heads

    Wait, wrong song about a bunny. My bad.

  11. Last on April 6th, 2010 1:07 am

    it looks like this Easter is going to be

    (puts on shades)

    EXPLOSIVE

    yyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

  12. Burnt Eyes on April 5th, 2010 9:17 pm

    Unless it’s a farm!

  13. SacroSankt on April 6th, 2010 2:18 am

    Always I wanna be with you

  14. ElvaanAlex on April 6th, 2010 5:54 am

    Cool story bro, would read again.

  15. GullibleGregory on April 6th, 2010 7:07 am

    Anyone else notice that it's a BLU demo with RED stickies in its basket?

    Could he be THAT drunk? If so, I want summa that scrumpy.

  16. TehVortex on April 6th, 2010 9:54 am

    tl;dr

  17. BlueChameleon on April 6th, 2010 10:29 pm

    Oh come on. This one's too easy.
    http://tf2wiki.net/w/images/4/42/Demoman_dominati

  18. GeneralManly on April 11th, 2010 2:58 am

    We already learned not to let him organize Easter egg hunts!

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