
Sorry, shoulda posted this yesterday. Of course I DID just get back from Seattle and all!
“I’m drunk! You don’ have an excuse!”
By Brian Lastorka
lyrics
Here comes Demo Cottontail
Running’ down the Pipeline trail,
Drinking, laughing,
Death is on its way
Bringing every girl and boy
A basketful of explosive joy
The things to make your Easter
A fun filled day
He’s got sticky bombs for heavy
and Jarate for sniper too
There’s a spy for your mommy
with a Easter boner too. Oh!
Here’ comes Demo Cottontail
Running’ down the Pipeline trail
Drinking, laughing
Happy Easter Day
Look at him drink and listen to him say,
“Oh, they’re going to have to glue you back together….in hell! ”
Maybe if you’re extra good
He’ll roll lots of Easter bombs your way
You’ll wake up on Easter morning
And you’ll know that he was there
When you find those empty bottles
That he’s lying everywhere, Oh!
Here’ comes Demo Cottontail
Running’ down the Pipeline trail
Drinking, laughing
Happy Easter Day


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Not really familiar with the rhythm of the song…
FOUND ONE!
*crit*
They're gonna bury what's left of ya in an EASTER BASKET!
Fun for the whole suicidal family!
Last you really got to remember to sign your emails
I thought we said we aren't leaving Demoman in charge of the Easter Egg hunts D:
Now thats a pic where the word ''chocoballs'' does make sense!
And three days later, Jesus Respawned.
Little Demo Foo Foo
Chargin' through 2Fort
Running towards the FaN Scouts
And choppin' off their heads
Wait, wrong song about a bunny. My bad.
All ye bunnies, prancin' about with yer baskets full o' eggs!
it looks like this Easter is going to be
(puts on shades)
EXPLOSIVE
yyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Unless it’s a farm!
Always I wanna be with you
Unless its a farm!
Cool story bro, would read again.
Anyone else notice that it's a BLU demo with RED stickies in its basket?
Could he be THAT drunk? If so, I want summa that scrumpy.
tl;dr
Oh come on. This one's too easy.
http://tf2wiki.net/w/images/4/42/Demoman_dominati…
We already learned not to let him organize Easter egg hunts!