OBVIOUS MAN (Comic)

WHY WAS I PROGRAMMED TO FEEL PAIN?!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on April 4, 2010 · 11:43 AM 
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119 Responses to “OBVIOUS MAN”

  1. Alfa on April 4th, 2010 3:46 pm

    I get a powerup everytime I beat a boss!… Wait…

  2. elitetrashmob on April 4th, 2010 3:49 pm

    and it helps me beating the next boss! =O

  3. elitetrashmob on April 4th, 2010 3:50 pm

    The sky ain't blue when it's full of.. Pikachu…

  4. Alfa on April 4th, 2010 3:55 pm

    ''I am stating something''…

  5. Badonk on April 4th, 2010 3:55 pm

    They will never make another MM legends game! I AM SAD!

  6. Alfa on April 4th, 2010 3:55 pm

    I open my mouth when I jump!

  7. codemaster525 on April 4th, 2010 4:07 pm

    My 8-bit games were better!

  8. Roflcopter419 on April 4th, 2010 4:11 pm

    Mega Man: My sister is weirdly sexy for a 10-year-old robot!

    Wait, did I just say that out loud?

  9. CdiGanon on April 4th, 2010 4:11 pm

    No matter what I do, Dr. Wily will always escape!

    …Oh..oh no..

  10. Senor Fox on April 4th, 2010 4:17 pm

    I explode whenever I touch a spikey surface!

  11. meinmattias on April 4th, 2010 4:20 pm

    My franchise is almost as saturated as Sonic's!

  12. chaoswolf64 on April 4th, 2010 4:21 pm

    I'm not sure whats worse, him sounding like a 5 year old girl or the Captain N version of him…

    "Mega-hi!"

  13. CdiGanon on April 4th, 2010 4:25 pm

    This power must only work on Sensitive Man.

    "YOU ARE ACTUALLY JUST A ROBOT SO YOU HAVE NO REAL HUMANITY OR FEELINGS!"

    "D: -SUICIDE-"

  14. Sir Xandus on April 4th, 2010 4:34 pm

    The next boss is weak against this power.

  15. MrRaccoon on April 4th, 2010 4:56 pm

    "…and I just made myself sad! Awww…"

  16. A_R_ on April 4th, 2010 4:58 pm

    I lose all my power-ups before each sequel.

  17. dapaperboy on April 4th, 2010 5:11 pm

    Where does Obvious man buy is clothing, at Target?

  18. dapaperboy on April 4th, 2010 5:12 pm

    It looks like Obvious man bought his clothing from Target!

  19. Master_Vir on April 4th, 2010 5:21 pm

    This is a comment!

  20. A_R_ on April 4th, 2010 5:25 pm

    This is a reply to Master_Vir's comment!

  21. ZombieGoatse on April 4th, 2010 5:32 pm

    "Doctor Light is an Abusive father!"

    LIght: "What was that boy!?"

    Megaman: "I'm now cowering in fear of Him."

    Light: "That's right you are. . ."

    Megaman: "Light is a horrible man who killed my dog, Rush."

    Light: "That's it! Time for another beating."

    Megaman: "I hate this power so much. . . "

  22. Vosur on April 4th, 2010 5:51 pm

    Well, the voice used for that version was actually better, though "how" he spoke was more annoying… so they tend to balance out.

  23. DClaw on April 4th, 2010 5:55 pm

    Megaman: I have a crappy cartoon series where robots can be defeated by toasters!

  24. DClaw on April 4th, 2010 5:55 pm

    *Insert spike-wall man here*

  25. DClaw on April 4th, 2010 5:56 pm

    Even in Megaman 10 where he shows Wily begging and escaping 9 times!

  26. DClaw on April 4th, 2010 5:57 pm

    My power-ups get worse throughout the series!

  27. penguindude42 on April 4th, 2010 5:57 pm

    Doo doo da da dooo! Spoiler Man!

  28. penguindude42 on April 4th, 2010 6:01 pm

    Or Spoiler Man. YOU GOT: Um…IDK…exploding Dumbledore plushies?
    Rosebud? What's left of the Statue of Liberty?

  29. penguindude42 on April 4th, 2010 6:03 pm

    My creator speaks like Elmer Fudd!

  30. TheRedGrunt on April 4th, 2010 6:03 pm

    Looks like Megaman is

    *puts on shades*

    Stating the obvious

    YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

  31. Alpar on April 4th, 2010 6:24 pm

    This is a reply to A_R_'s comment!

  32. CJ47 on April 4th, 2010 6:25 pm

    This is a reply to A_R_'s comment to Master_Vir's comment!

  33. CJ47 on April 4th, 2010 6:27 pm

    Obvious Man is Obvious!

  34. Alpar on April 4th, 2010 6:30 pm

    I never learn from my mistakes and forcibly capture Wily and just end my problems!

  35. meinmattias on April 4th, 2010 6:34 pm

    A Comment: This is one.

  36. ZombieGoatse on April 4th, 2010 6:35 pm

    This is a reply to Alp- *backstabbed*

    EVERY DAMN TIME!!

  37. Vosur on April 4th, 2010 7:07 pm

    That ya'did, ya blue-boob.

  38. A_R_ on April 4th, 2010 7:15 pm

    Your comment is stating the obvious, just like nearly every comment under this submission!

  39. Sir Xandus on April 4th, 2010 7:38 pm

    "Snape kills Dumbledore, Nicole Kidman is a ghost, and Rosebud is his sled!"

  40. TheTopHatKid on April 4th, 2010 7:56 pm

    She's ten you sick fuck! oh, and she's your sister too. …and… a robot… um… yeah…
    that's f***ed up.

  41. Alfa on April 4th, 2010 8:03 pm

    Every sequel has a different set of 8 worse powerups than the last ones!

  42. ArmyOfMidgets on April 4th, 2010 8:25 pm

    This is a C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!

  43. Xyxoz on April 4th, 2010 8:31 pm

    This is another comment.

  44. TheRedGrunt on April 4th, 2010 9:23 pm

    …I smell a -1 troll.

  45. Xyxoz on April 4th, 2010 9:26 pm

    I saw this
    *suunglassse*
    was in CSI.
    http://ingresstech.com/~bernard/instantCSI/

  46. Pringer X on April 4th, 2010 9:38 pm

    Dr.Wily's new plan: give megaman useless powers, then rape him once he gets to the castle.

  47. BlueChameleon on April 4th, 2010 9:55 pm

    This is a comment trying to inb4 the act of stating the obvious!

  48. BlueChameleon on April 4th, 2010 9:57 pm

    Megaman: That ass I see ahead of me is Gutman's!

    *dun-dunnnnn!*

  49. BlueChameleon on April 4th, 2010 9:58 pm

    Megaman: I am on the front of Halolz!

  50. Alpar on April 4th, 2010 10:14 pm

    This comment contains words.

  51. penguindude42 on April 4th, 2010 6:20 pm

    The next boss is Spoiler Man.

    Megaman: *looks at SM* Nuh-uh! Greedo shot first!*

    Spoiler Man: Han did, loser! And soylent green is made of people!

    MM: NOOOO!!!

    SM: Search your feelings, you know Vader is Luke & Leia's father.

    MM: Enough! Too many spoilers!!!

    SM: Bitch, please! I'm just getting started, for you see…they were on Earth the whole movie! Muahahahaha!!!

    MM: You bastard! You spoiled it all! Damn you, damn you to hell!

    SM: Oh, and now I am going to self-destruct.

    MM: WHAT

    *boom*
    YOU GOT: SPOILER BOMB

    *Spoiler Man is a fat nerd wearing a "Han Shot First" t-shirt.

  52. Delta M.R.-59 on April 4th, 2010 11:06 pm

    Shhh… I'm huntin' Mavewicks.

  53. Dracojounin7 on April 5th, 2010 12:02 am

    Sane Man… Obvious Man's attacks do no damage, but Sane Man eventually kills himself!

  54. Dracojounin7 on April 5th, 2010 12:03 am

    This comment starts out with an automatic plus 1!

  55. Dracojounin7 on April 5th, 2010 12:04 am

    Or Sane Man.

    I KNOW CLOUDS ARE MADE OF WATER! *splodesion of insanity*

  56. Alpar on April 5th, 2010 12:41 am

    Dracojounin7's comment got a +1!

  57. dapaperboy on April 5th, 2010 12:47 am

    I'm a troll!

  58. Sir Xandus on April 5th, 2010 12:49 am

    This is a reply to a troll!

  59. TheTopHatKid on April 5th, 2010 1:57 am

    Then you get the suicide power, right?

    … wait. what's that good against again?

  60. Alpar on April 5th, 2010 2:03 am

    I'm a troll hunter!

  61. Xyxoz on April 5th, 2010 2:21 am

    That comment was irrelevant to the first.

  62. GullibleGregory on April 5th, 2010 2:25 am

    MEGAMAN defeated OBVIOUSMAN
    MEGAMAN reached lv69!
    What? MEGAMAN is evolving?
    ~~~~dodododoodododododoodo~~~~
    Congratulations! MEGAMAN evolved into Colonel Obvious!
    Colonel Obvious learned Me First

  63. Daifuku on April 5th, 2010 2:32 am

    Niiiiiiiiiice.

  64. Daifuku on April 5th, 2010 2:36 am

    You know…isn't it odd that Obvious Man doesn't know Mega Man fires balls of energy? Seeing's how it's fairly obvious that Mega Man does and all.

  65. TCC on April 5th, 2010 2:43 am

    1. I don't remember seeing anywhere that she was designed to be ten… I'm sure she's pretty young, but I've never seen proof that it's specifically ten

    2. she's a robot, so it's just masturbation. :D

  66. Jet_Sparrow on April 5th, 2010 2:47 am

    Obvious Man : BECAUSE MY CLOTHING HAS TARGETS ON IT!

    …Yeah, I know that was bad.

  67. TCC on April 5th, 2010 2:47 am

    or, Snape kills Nicole Kidmans ghost with rosebud!

  68. Jet_Sparrow on April 5th, 2010 2:49 am

    I'll, uh…take your word for it.

  69. ArmyOfMidgets on April 5th, 2010 2:49 am

    This is an easily forgetable comment that only works to prolong the chain longer than it needs to be!

  70. Jet_Sparrow on April 5th, 2010 2:55 am

    …How are you not king of the world?

  71. dapaperboy on April 5th, 2010 3:01 am

    AKA Bump!

  72. TCC on April 5th, 2010 3:01 am

    … i'm too lazy. ._.

  73. dapaperboy on April 5th, 2010 3:04 am

    The post i am replying to is not actually a C-C-C-C--C-C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!

  74. Roflcopter419 on April 5th, 2010 3:11 am

    Because I'm the one plotting world domination around here.

  75. CorasG on April 5th, 2010 3:12 am

    Which is turn used to defeat Zombie-Man!

  76. Sir Xandus on April 5th, 2010 3:22 am

    AND it turns out that Snape was actually Luke's father!

  77. TCC on April 5th, 2010 3:27 am

    OH NOES! :U

  78. TalkingBidoof on April 5th, 2010 3:35 am

    This comment is helping to break the comment section.

  79. ArmyOfMidgets on April 5th, 2010 4:17 am

    This comment is purpously overly long as to help to further aid the comment section which is something that amuses users for no particular reason other than breaking stuff which is infact human instinct now i will continue to write more and more so it can break more because this is what i am doing, obviously, writing stuff to fill the box more and break the afformentioned comment section. This is the end of the comment.

  80. ArmyOfMidgets on April 5th, 2010 4:21 am

    And Sensitive Man only works on AwkwardDivorcedFather Man

    "I feel like even though you don't live with us you try, you try hard, and i appreciate, but at the same time i don't feel like i can truly love you how you love me, you see me as a son, but, i can't see you as a dad only as a man, a great man ;__;"

    "I, i uh…. *explodes to not pay alamony*"

  81. Ataeru on April 5th, 2010 4:28 am

    Colonel Obvious used Swagger!
    Enemy pokemon's ATK sharply rose!
    Enemy pokemon is confused!

    Colonel Obvious used Me First!
    Colonel Obvious missed!
    -Colonel Obvious' speed makes it one of the slowest pokemon-

    Enemy Pokemon used Beat Up!
    All of the Enemy's Pokemon Attacked Colonel Obvious!
    Colonel Obvious Fainted!

  82. TCC on April 5th, 2010 4:33 am

    I helped… ._.

  83. MasterOCrumpets on April 5th, 2010 4:41 am

    Literally?

  84. MasterOCrumpets on April 5th, 2010 4:42 am

    Your username disturbs me

  85. MasterOCrumpets on April 5th, 2010 12:44 am

    This cartoon is somewhat amusing!

  86. Kirby_Emprer on April 5th, 2010 5:12 am

    i like cupcakes… :l

  87. IndianCHAN on April 5th, 2010 6:02 am

    This is a continuance of a fad!

  88. IndianCHAN on April 5th, 2010 6:03 am

    This is a continuance of a fad.

  89. IndianCHAN on April 5th, 2010 6:03 am

    Hurr, references.

  90. IndianCHAN on April 5th, 2010 6:06 am

    A contradiction? Oh Phoooooooooooooeeeeeeeeeeeeenix!

  91. Sir Xandus on April 5th, 2010 2:11 am

    Naw, you get the Sanity power from Sane Man, which you use against Troll Man to resist his nonsensical trolling.

  92. TheTopHatKid on April 5th, 2010 6:20 am

    Your avatar disturbs me.

  93. combatbeaver on April 5th, 2010 9:44 am

    it is very effective against emotionally challenged man!

  94. Alpar on April 5th, 2010 1:09 pm

    That comment was significantly longer than the others.

  95. ArmyOfMidgets on April 5th, 2010 1:37 pm

    Meanwhile the previous and this comment were not.

  96. Alfa on April 5th, 2010 7:37 pm

    This comment makes the reply section even tighter!

  97. ArmyOfMidgets on April 5th, 2010 10:28 pm

    And so does this comment.

  98. Alfa on April 5th, 2010 11:20 pm

    No, it does not! Mine does.

  99. ArmyOfMidgets on April 6th, 2010 12:41 am

    I gave a +1 to the last comment hoping for someone to do the same to this comment.

  100. Alfa on April 6th, 2010 12:43 am

    I just gave a +1 to the last comment that wanted me to give him a +1, so im waiting another +1.

  101. ArmyOfMidgets on April 6th, 2010 1:57 am

    I see that my comment has only +1 so i assume THAT ALFA IS A SPY!!

  102. Alfa on April 6th, 2010 2:01 am

    Alfa iz not spy! Alfa is forgetful giant man! Have your +1, baby!

  103. ArmyOfMidgets on April 6th, 2010 3:50 am

    I see alfa did so, so i forgive him. For now. While i still continue to prolong this in order to break the comment space.

  104. ArmyOfMidgets on April 6th, 2010 3:50 am

    The fourth C is followed by two "-" instead of one in the comment i am replying to.

  105. Xyxoz on April 6th, 2010 10:04 pm

    This comment is sothinthatIthink it's a new record!

  106. ZombieGoatse on April 7th, 2010 1:08 am

    THIS IS A COMMENT TO FURTHER BREAK THE COMMENT WALL AND I FEAR I MAY HAVE MADE SPELLING MISTAKES AS I CANNOT SEE WHAT IT IS I'M TYPING!!!

  107. ZombieGoatse on April 7th, 2010 1:09 am

    I can't believe nobody thought to do this. . .

    inb4THIS!IS!SPARTA!

  108. Alpar on April 7th, 2010 12:50 am

    This comment is shortT

  109. Xyxoz on April 7th, 2010 5:00 am

    These comments are heading off the screen.

  110. Alpar on April 7th, 2010 2:00 pm

    LOL WUT?

  111. Xyxoz on April 7th, 2010 10:28 pm

    Only Alpar can read this comment without ollking at my profile.

  112. Alpar on April 8th, 2010 1:55 am

    WE'RE BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL!!!!!

  113. Xyxoz on April 8th, 2010 4:00 am

    WBTFW!!!

  114. hadoukenman on April 11th, 2010 4:13 pm

    I play video games!

  115. Master_Vir on April 11th, 2010 5:36 pm

    WHAT HAVE I DONE

  116. SubGravity on April 15th, 2010 2:03 pm

    My obvious senses are kicking in, those are lazers, not bullets, obvious man should not have died because bullets were not shot into him. unless lazers count as bullets, in which case, I have lost all obviousness and must face the humiliation of smartass man

  117. A_R_ on May 3rd, 2010 11:06 am

    To infinity and beyond!

  118. JakeBondRoo on June 9th, 2010 3:31 am

    Let's get up to 50 comments!

  119. ZombieGoatse on August 12th, 2010 2:31 am

    DERP

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