WHY WAS I PROGRAMMED TO FEEL PAIN?!
By CyberMoonStudios, submitted by Robin Ng
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on April 4, 2010 · 11:43 AM
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Categories: Artistic, Bad Ideas, Capcom, Mega Man, Robots, Sequential Art, Special Attacks, Tips & Tricks · Leave a comment (119 Comments) |
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Did you know the site has over 2,500 video game themed lolz? 
I get a powerup everytime I beat a boss!… Wait…
and it helps me beating the next boss! =O
The sky ain't blue when it's full of.. Pikachu…
''I am stating something''…
They will never make another MM legends game! I AM SAD!
I open my mouth when I jump!
My 8-bit games were better!
Mega Man: My sister is weirdly sexy for a 10-year-old robot!
…
Wait, did I just say that out loud?
No matter what I do, Dr. Wily will always escape!
…Oh..oh no..
I explode whenever I touch a spikey surface!
My franchise is almost as saturated as Sonic's!
I'm not sure whats worse, him sounding like a 5 year old girl or the Captain N version of him…
"Mega-hi!"
This power must only work on Sensitive Man.
"YOU ARE ACTUALLY JUST A ROBOT SO YOU HAVE NO REAL HUMANITY OR FEELINGS!"
"D: -SUICIDE-"
The next boss is weak against this power.
"…and I just made myself sad! Awww…"
I lose all my power-ups before each sequel.
Where does Obvious man buy is clothing, at Target?
It looks like Obvious man bought his clothing from Target!
This is a comment!
This is a reply to Master_Vir's comment!
"Doctor Light is an Abusive father!"
LIght: "What was that boy!?"
Megaman: "I'm now cowering in fear of Him."
Light: "That's right you are. . ."
Megaman: "Light is a horrible man who killed my dog, Rush."
Light: "That's it! Time for another beating."
Megaman: "I hate this power so much. . . "
Well, the voice used for that version was actually better, though "how" he spoke was more annoying… so they tend to balance out.
Megaman: I have a crappy cartoon series where robots can be defeated by toasters!
*Insert spike-wall man here*
Even in Megaman 10 where he shows Wily begging and escaping 9 times!
My power-ups get worse throughout the series!
Doo doo da da dooo! Spoiler Man!
Or Spoiler Man. YOU GOT: Um…IDK…exploding Dumbledore plushies?
Rosebud? What's left of the Statue of Liberty?
My creator speaks like Elmer Fudd!
Looks like Megaman is
*puts on shades*
Stating the obvious
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
This is a reply to A_R_'s comment!
This is a reply to A_R_'s comment to Master_Vir's comment!
Obvious Man is Obvious!
I never learn from my mistakes and forcibly capture Wily and just end my problems!
A Comment: This is one.
This is a reply to Alp- *backstabbed*
EVERY DAMN TIME!!
That ya'did, ya blue-boob.
Your comment is stating the obvious, just like nearly every comment under this submission!
"Snape kills Dumbledore, Nicole Kidman is a ghost, and Rosebud is his sled!"
She's ten you sick fuck! oh, and she's your sister too. …and… a robot… um… yeah…
that's f***ed up.
Every sequel has a different set of 8 worse powerups than the last ones!
This is a C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!
This is another comment.
…I smell a -1 troll.
I saw this
*suunglassse*
was in CSI.
http://ingresstech.com/~bernard/instantCSI/
Dr.Wily's new plan: give megaman useless powers, then rape him once he gets to the castle.
This is a comment trying to inb4 the act of stating the obvious!
Megaman: That ass I see ahead of me is Gutman's!
*dun-dunnnnn!*
Megaman: I am on the front of Halolz!
This comment contains words.
The next boss is Spoiler Man.
Megaman: *looks at SM* Nuh-uh! Greedo shot first!*
Spoiler Man: Han did, loser! And soylent green is made of people!
MM: NOOOO!!!
SM: Search your feelings, you know Vader is Luke & Leia's father.
MM: Enough! Too many spoilers!!!
SM: Bitch, please! I'm just getting started, for you see…they were on Earth the whole movie! Muahahahaha!!!
MM: You bastard! You spoiled it all! Damn you, damn you to hell!
SM: Oh, and now I am going to self-destruct.
MM: WHAT
*boom*
YOU GOT: SPOILER BOMB
*Spoiler Man is a fat nerd wearing a "Han Shot First" t-shirt.
Shhh… I'm huntin' Mavewicks.
Sane Man… Obvious Man's attacks do no damage, but Sane Man eventually kills himself!
This comment starts out with an automatic plus 1!
Or Sane Man.
I KNOW CLOUDS ARE MADE OF WATER! *splodesion of insanity*
Dracojounin7's comment got a +1!
I'm a troll!
This is a reply to a troll!
Then you get the suicide power, right?
… wait. what's that good against again?
I'm a troll hunter!
That comment was irrelevant to the first.
MEGAMAN defeated OBVIOUSMAN
MEGAMAN reached lv69!
What? MEGAMAN is evolving?
~~~~dodododoodododododoodo~~~~
Congratulations! MEGAMAN evolved into Colonel Obvious!
Colonel Obvious learned Me First
Niiiiiiiiiice.
You know…isn't it odd that Obvious Man doesn't know Mega Man fires balls of energy? Seeing's how it's fairly obvious that Mega Man does and all.
1. I don't remember seeing anywhere that she was designed to be ten… I'm sure she's pretty young, but I've never seen proof that it's specifically ten
2. she's a robot, so it's just masturbation. :D
Obvious Man : BECAUSE MY CLOTHING HAS TARGETS ON IT!
…Yeah, I know that was bad.
or, Snape kills Nicole Kidmans ghost with rosebud!
I'll, uh…take your word for it.
This is an easily forgetable comment that only works to prolong the chain longer than it needs to be!
…How are you not king of the world?
AKA Bump!
… i'm too lazy. ._.
The post i am replying to is not actually a C-C-C-C--C-C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!
Because I'm the one plotting world domination around here.
Which is turn used to defeat Zombie-Man!
AND it turns out that Snape was actually Luke's father!
OH NOES! :U
This comment is helping to break the comment section.
This comment is purpously overly long as to help to further aid the comment section which is something that amuses users for no particular reason other than breaking stuff which is infact human instinct now i will continue to write more and more so it can break more because this is what i am doing, obviously, writing stuff to fill the box more and break the afformentioned comment section. This is the end of the comment.
And Sensitive Man only works on AwkwardDivorcedFather Man
"I feel like even though you don't live with us you try, you try hard, and i appreciate, but at the same time i don't feel like i can truly love you how you love me, you see me as a son, but, i can't see you as a dad only as a man, a great man ;__;"
"I, i uh…. *explodes to not pay alamony*"
Colonel Obvious used Swagger!
Enemy pokemon's ATK sharply rose!
Enemy pokemon is confused!
Colonel Obvious used Me First!
Colonel Obvious missed!
-Colonel Obvious' speed makes it one of the slowest pokemon-
Enemy Pokemon used Beat Up!
All of the Enemy's Pokemon Attacked Colonel Obvious!
Colonel Obvious Fainted!
I helped… ._.
Literally?
Your username disturbs me
This cartoon is somewhat amusing!
i like cupcakes… :l
This is a continuance of a fad!
This is a continuance of a fad.
Hurr, references.
A contradiction? Oh Phoooooooooooooeeeeeeeeeeeeenix!
Naw, you get the Sanity power from Sane Man, which you use against Troll Man to resist his nonsensical trolling.
Your avatar disturbs me.
it is very effective against emotionally challenged man!
That comment was significantly longer than the others.
Meanwhile the previous and this comment were not.
This comment makes the reply section even tighter!
And so does this comment.
No, it does not! Mine does.
I gave a +1 to the last comment hoping for someone to do the same to this comment.
I just gave a +1 to the last comment that wanted me to give him a +1, so im waiting another +1.
I see that my comment has only +1 so i assume THAT ALFA IS A SPY!!
Alfa iz not spy! Alfa is forgetful giant man! Have your +1, baby!
I see alfa did so, so i forgive him. For now. While i still continue to prolong this in order to break the comment space.
The fourth C is followed by two "-" instead of one in the comment i am replying to.
This comment is sothinthatIthink it's a new record!
THIS IS A COMMENT TO FURTHER BREAK THE COMMENT WALL AND I FEAR I MAY HAVE MADE SPELLING MISTAKES AS I CANNOT SEE WHAT IT IS I'M TYPING!!!
I can't believe nobody thought to do this. . .
inb4THIS!IS!SPARTA!
This comment is shortT
These comments are heading off the screen.
LOL WUT?
Only Alpar can read this comment without ollking at my profile.
WE'RE BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL!!!!!
WBTFW!!!
I play video games!
WHAT HAVE I DONE
My obvious senses are kicking in, those are lazers, not bullets, obvious man should not have died because bullets were not shot into him. unless lazers count as bullets, in which case, I have lost all obviousness and must face the humiliation of smartass man
To infinity and beyond!
Let's get up to 50 comments!
DERP