IT ONLY DOES EVERYTHING... WII SPORTS DID

Those “truth in advertising” laws are really going to hurt Sony in the long run!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on March 12, 2010 · 4:28 PM 
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98 Responses to “IT ONLY DOES EVERYTHING… WII SPORTS DID”

  1. Taiho on March 12th, 2010 9:35 pm

    Hey now, be fair. Wii sports doesn't require a two hour update the first time you use it, doesn't have a twenty minute install, and didn't need patching every three days.

  2. Colonel_Obvious on March 12th, 2010 9:35 pm

    Imitation is the most sincere form of desperation.
    ~*~
    FIRST!!!!

  3. Daifuku on March 12th, 2010 9:37 pm

    Well, you got to give Sony credit for one thing. They made a controller that looks dumber than the Wiimote.

  4. MrRaccoon on March 12th, 2010 9:41 pm

    Yeah, how would dare they say Sony copied Nintendo! They owe an apologize

  5. BrokenBelief on March 12th, 2010 9:45 pm

    I like the Wiimote's motion technology. However, I hate almost every single game on the Wii. If Sony takes the same technology and builds it for core gamers, then awesome. Bringing a technology to the audience that actual enjoys gaming (rather than the dime-a-dozen crap developed for the Wii) is a good thing.

    *Fanboydom was attempted to be reduced in this comment.*

  6. MrRaccoon on March 12th, 2010 9:49 pm

    Unlike Nintendo, we don't believe in safety matters when it's about playing! You can use our new feature! The cord launch!
    Trow your wiiremoPLAY STATION control and our snap cord technology will send it flying for real life amusement!

    Warning: We haven't found the nintendurium plastic formula yet (we paid a unicelular organism to do that) so this feature will work just once per control

  7. Taiho on March 12th, 2010 9:51 pm

    That funny bulb is meant for use with the camera, so they are ripping off natal as well.

  8. MrRaccoon on March 12th, 2010 10:01 pm

    I say my english is lame

  9. Hareoic on March 12th, 2010 10:01 pm

    Does this include breaking your TV set due to flailing it around too much?

  10. shadow649 on March 12th, 2010 10:04 pm

    What is that blue bulb thingy anyways? Nintendo things will always be cheaper to buy though. Looks like there are very very few buttons on that controller too. It's funny how nintendo and microsoft xbox make their things in black and white but I have never seen a shite ps3 or controller. Wii still has the advantage because you don't need 2 different controllers.

  11. Arch_Evil_Angel on March 12th, 2010 10:07 pm

    Oh, the irony of using that particular meme to correct grammar.

  12. Badonk on March 12th, 2010 5:10 pm

    Confucius say, Turnabout is fair game.

    http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2010/071/3/1/Wi

  13. Arch_Evil_Angel on March 12th, 2010 10:11 pm

    Well, at least you can use it as a flashlight…

  14. Leo058 on March 12th, 2010 10:24 pm

    Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, but feigning ignorance of said imitation is the sincerest from of douchebaggery.

  15. SacroSankt on March 12th, 2010 10:29 pm

    I have a childlike urge to smash the bright colored ball at the end. I REEEEALLY wanna.

  16. MasterLuigi452 on March 12th, 2010 11:08 pm

    Hey I got an idea Sony…
    WHY DON'T YOU GUYS JUST WORK UNDER NINTENDO INSTEAD OF COPYING NINTENDO???

  17. meinmattias on March 12th, 2010 11:36 pm

    Come on, guys, it's not nice to be so…truthful.

  18. BlueChameleon on March 13th, 2010 12:15 am

    Ah, Sony. Clearly no-one wants you, hence the blue balls.

  19. ArmyOfMidgets on March 13th, 2010 1:38 am

    *looks at them for a long time in order to come up with something witty and fun*

    …………!!
    Holy snap, first time a white staff is longer than a black one, Hell! first time a black staff has blue balls!!

  20. AuraMaster on March 13th, 2010 2:08 am

    Sometimes I think the only thing the people at Sony haven't ripped are their pants.

  21. AuraMaster on March 13th, 2010 2:13 am

    Sony used THIEF!
    Sony stole foe Nintendo's Originality!

  22. OrionX on March 13th, 2010 2:45 am

    O ya? well ur penis i mean wii can't give the superior graphix the PS3 can give graphix make the gaem!!
    [/Sony fanboy imitation]

  23. AuraMaster on March 13th, 2010 6:32 am

    Someone call Kmart: We've found their missing blue lights.

  24. dapaperboy on March 13th, 2010 6:42 am

    HEY SONY! Enough with the Copypasta!

  25. Shadowlyger on March 13th, 2010 1:59 am

    To bad the Wii STILL sucks.

  26. Onecanofsprite on March 13th, 2010 1:25 pm

    Enemy Nintendo used Lawsuit!
    It's Super Effective!
    Sony wiped out and lost $5,000,000!

  27. dimomarg on March 13th, 2010 2:38 pm

    Hey, at least the move has BLUUUUUUUUUUEEEEEE BAAAAAAALLZ.

  28. rory_m on March 13th, 2010 3:04 pm

    Question: if you blurred the multi-racial game play shots could you tell the difference between the consoles? Answer: who gives a shit

  29. Captain Steve on March 13th, 2010 9:17 pm

    The only time Sony will "innovate" something and the knock-off doesn't suck is when they "innovate" vacuum cleaners.

  30. JboneDRS on March 14th, 2010 2:04 am

    Sony is a true innovatopr in the industr… -- falcon punched --

  31. xGRiMx on March 14th, 2010 9:35 pm

    1. look at playstation move logo http://www.gameguru.in/img/playstation-move-01.jp

    2. look at nintendo revolution http://ployer.com/archives/nintendo%20revolution%

    3. shit bricks

  32. IndianCHAN on March 16th, 2010 10:20 pm

    Does everything Wii Motion Plus does, except with better graphics and better games.

  33. deathbychickens on September 5th, 2010 1:31 am

    sony exec: alright guys…we've used up all our ideas for games. we need a new idea…something thats never been done before….

    programmer: i know! lets do a motion controlled sports game!

    exec: brilliant!! why didnt anyone ever think of that before!!!

    *shigyeru miyamoto walks in* why are u guys copying wii sports?

  34. izlude1984 on March 26th, 2011 4:26 pm

    Its cute how many people are going “lol u copied nintendo”.

    If nintendo takes a home console (like atari) and makes one that does basically the same thing… But better…

    Why is that not the same as sony using a technology that is far more advanced… and controls a hell of a lot better… AND has a far more impressive series of potential titles supporting it… considered “copying”?

    Oh right, because Nintendo fans are still clinging to nostalgia of their dried up franchises instead of keeping with the times. I forgot.

    Go wii!

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