Those “truth in advertising” laws are really going to hurt Sony in the long run!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on March 12, 2010 · 4:28 PM
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Hey now, be fair. Wii sports doesn't require a two hour update the first time you use it, doesn't have a twenty minute install, and didn't need patching every three days.
Imitation is the most sincere form of desperation.
~*~
FIRST!!!!
Well, you got to give Sony credit for one thing. They made a controller that looks dumber than the Wiimote.
Yeah, how would dare they say Sony copied Nintendo! They owe an apologize
I like the Wiimote's motion technology. However, I hate almost every single game on the Wii. If Sony takes the same technology and builds it for core gamers, then awesome. Bringing a technology to the audience that actual enjoys gaming (rather than the dime-a-dozen crap developed for the Wii) is a good thing.
*Fanboydom was attempted to be reduced in this comment.*
Unlike Nintendo, we don't believe in safety matters when it's about playing! You can use our new feature! The cord launch!
Trow your wiiremoPLAY STATION control and our snap cord technology will send it flying for real life amusement!
Warning: We haven't found the nintendurium plastic formula yet (we paid a unicelular organism to do that) so this feature will work just once per control
That funny bulb is meant for use with the camera, so they are ripping off natal as well.
I still expect it to have a vibrator setting -_-
note that the only decent wiimote games are made by nintendo.
If no other developers can do it right i doubt sony will be better off.
I do not believe you van owe someone a verb…
They owe us an *apology.
IMMA FIRIN MAH (grammar) LAZOR!
I bet if we all worked for sony we could make millions more than they do now!
I say my english is lame
Does this include breaking your TV set due to flailing it around too much?
What is that blue bulb thingy anyways? Nintendo things will always be cheaper to buy though. Looks like there are very very few buttons on that controller too. It's funny how nintendo and microsoft xbox make their things in black and white but I have never seen a shite ps3 or controller. Wii still has the advantage because you don't need 2 different controllers.
And natal is ripping of eyetoy and some guy is ripping off his shirt!
Achiev-TROPHY unlocked: Double ripoff.
Your comment makes me laugh. It's almost painful to -1 you. But, I shall do my duty. For great justice!
And yet, it still prominently shines through.
Oh, the irony of using that particular meme to correct grammar.
Achev-TROPHY unlocked: Double ripoff -- Rip off BOTH your rivals in the console wars.
DON'T RIOT ME MAN! DON'T RIOT ME D:<
Confucius say, Turnabout is fair game.
http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2010/071/3/1/Wi…
Well, at least you can use it as a flashlight…
Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, but feigning ignorance of said imitation is the sincerest from of douchebaggery.
Two words: Metroid Prime. Awesome Wiimote controls.
Resisting urge to make a Phoenix Wright joke because you said "turnabout".
…Or a coaster for your drink!*
*WARNING -- I accept no responsibility for anything that happens from using a Playstation Move as a coaster.
The irony!
GRAMMAR NAZIS ARE GO!
I have a childlike urge to smash the bright colored ball at the end. I REEEEALLY wanna.
Hey I got an idea Sony…
WHY DON'T YOU GUYS JUST WORK UNDER NINTENDO INSTEAD OF COPYING NINTENDO???
The illiteracy jews are fighting them back.
MUSCLEKARP USED EPIC FLAIL!!
IT WAS SUPER EFFECTIVE!!
PLASMA T.V. FAINTS!!
OBJECTION!!
There were five words and two periods.
ATTACK THE WEAK POINT FOR MASSIVE DAMAGE!!
Come on, guys, it's not nice to be so…truthful.
Because that would lead closer to a monopoly on console gaming. And monopolies are illegal in the U.S.
Heil ausch!
PIERCE THE ENEMY WITH YOUR MASSIVE DAMAGE!
WHO THE HELL DO YOU SCHINK WE ARE?!
Ah, Sony. Clearly no-one wants you, hence the blue balls.
No More Heroes says hi.
Final Fantasy Cystal Chronicles: The Crystal Bearer did a good job as the wii controls. Too bad the combat system sucks.
Way better than The Conduit.
Well, compared to the Failstation's (Bowel)Move, Wii's looking pretty awesome right now.
I actually like the blue light bulb thing.
Hm, never played it, so I wouldn't know. Looked good, but I heard it was disappointing.
But the Playstation has no game.
Plus, their control will be used for many many generations as something to help you pretend you're Olimar from Pikmin or pretend to have a brilliant idea.
*looks at them for a long time in order to come up with something witty and fun*
…………!!
Holy snap, first time a white staff is longer than a black one, Hell! first time a black staff has blue balls!!
Sometimes I think the only thing the people at Sony haven't ripped are their pants.
Sony used THIEF!
Sony stole foe Nintendo's Originality!
Don't riot be bro!
O ya? well ur penis i mean wii can't give the superior graphix the PS3 can give graphix make the gaem!!
[/Sony fanboy imitation]
Here here…
I think, im not sure, but I think you miss spelt 'Throw'.
By 'shite' you mean 'white'? well, if silver counts its close enough.
Take off every -1!
Further proof that the Playstation 3 has no game.
Brings whole new meaning to the Falcon Punch.
Try to un-imagine this mental picture, I dare you!
Something it shares with Lucario.
And I think you misspelled "misspelled."
I'm afraid I can't draw up the mental picture you're trying to describe.
Someone call Kmart: We've found their missing blue lights.
If you'd like to support this cause, press -1. If not, please turn on your television while we send an image of Untooned Kirby to your screen.
And that guy's ripping off Hulk Hogan, who is ripping off the Incredible Hulk
Looks like Leo058…
*sunglasses*
…has been "Cornered."
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!
HEY SONY! Enough with the Copypasta!
it looks like a wand from hairy potthead
To bad the Wii STILL sucks.
Nooooo! Please don't do that! Aargh… Alright I -1ed…
Release the prisoners!
Enemy Nintendo used Lawsuit!
It's Super Effective!
Sony wiped out and lost $5,000,000!
They're SONY!
FUCK pants!
Hey, at least the move has BLUUUUUUUUUUEEEEEE BAAAAAAALLZ.
lawl wat? the "PSimagayconsole" dose knot holed up 2 da ecksbawks 360 beacase ov mast3r cl-l31f u suxxors gaey fage
[/xbox fan response]
but how would they steal ideas from nintendo then?
but i thought all black things had game?
i think sony consoles run on
*glassessuns?*
Black power
YEEEEAAAAAHhhhhh…no?
Question: if you blurred the multi-racial game play shots could you tell the difference between the consoles? Answer: who gives a shit
Then you could use it as a Wiimote… uh-oh…
I figured it out! They were trying to make a Wiimote! With the PS Move being compatible with the Wii, they will steal a percentage of the revenue Nintendo would have gotten from the Wiimotes! They're going to systematically replace all of Nintendo's hardware with their own!
I smell a conspiracy!
Untooned what? that's the stuOHMYGODNONONO
Sony Checked "Pockets".
Sony Found $10,000,000!
Do You Want To Make A Good Game With It?
Yes.
>No.
hey you never know maybe it will be compatible with the wii then you could… uhh you could um…you it as a door stop?
i c wot u did thar
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The only time Sony will "innovate" something and the knock-off doesn't suck is when they "innovate" vacuum cleaners.
They don't.
They fuse Sony's technology with Nintendo.
No, just broken up into 2 words.
Sony is a true innovatopr in the industr… -- falcon punched -
Yeah. It is so pointless and… and…
BLUE LIGHT!
… I think they've trapped a hypnotoad in there…
The people of the nintendo republic of gaming will revolt!
1. look at playstation move logo http://www.gameguru.in/img/playstation-move-01.jp…
2. look at nintendo revolution http://ployer.com/archives/nintendo%20revolution%…
3. shit bricks
And thus, his awesomeness.
MGNAAAAHH!!! NNOOOOOOO!!!!!
Brain Bleach, please!
Does everything Wii Motion Plus does, except with better graphics and better games.
sony exec: alright guys…we've used up all our ideas for games. we need a new idea…something thats never been done before….
programmer: i know! lets do a motion controlled sports game!
exec: brilliant!! why didnt anyone ever think of that before!!!
*shigyeru miyamoto walks in* why are u guys copying wii sports?
Its cute how many people are going “lol u copied nintendo”.
If nintendo takes a home console (like atari) and makes one that does basically the same thing… But better…
Why is that not the same as sony using a technology that is far more advanced… and controls a hell of a lot better… AND has a far more impressive series of potential titles supporting it… considered “copying”?
Oh right, because Nintendo fans are still clinging to nostalgia of their dried up franchises instead of keeping with the times. I forgot.
Go wii!
its not very effective…
"and has far more impressive series of potential titles"
i have one thing to say to that
WHAT GAMES??