The minions weren’t really reading the company-wide memos, so it’s time for the big bosses to hold a meeting within each of their divisions. Attendance… mandatory!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on March 11, 2010 · 7:16 PM 
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53 Responses to “[VIDEO] The Video Game Bosses’ Lament”

  1. VideoGameGeek on March 12th, 2010 12:19 am

    1:28

    WTF

    LIKE 5 METAKNIGHTS

  2. TalkingBidoof on March 12th, 2010 12:21 am

    Well, I mean, now I know I'm not supposed to, but… hiding just one heart in this jar couldn't be all that bad, right? I mean, it's not like he'll even make it back here.

    He's just one man.

  3. aimless_void on March 12th, 2010 12:39 am

    "Ahhh, the Boss has got such a great sense of humor! Really had us goin' there for a sec, huh? Now, c'mon guys, I've got a big sack of power-ups that are just beggin' to be hidden! MINIONS RULE!"

  4. ArmyOfMidgets on March 12th, 2010 12:42 am

    Yeah, while they're having their meeting all the good guys are raiding the castles, so, get ready bosses, they kinda picked up at least 10 lives since no minions were there to annoy them.

  5. ZombieGoasts on March 12th, 2010 1:00 am

    "Fine boss. Your power-ups don't deserve to be hidden in my blocks. But they may make a good coaster for my drink."

    Boss: "Crakka be trippin. "

  6. meinmattias on March 12th, 2010 1:00 am

    It's kind of hard to defend against companions that can eat you…such as Yoshi or Kirby.

  7. VyseRogueKing on March 12th, 2010 1:21 am

    If you honestly have to hide power ups hide them out of reach Super Villainy 101 Taunt your foe. I mean c'mon where are they gonna find a springy robot launching device, flying cape thingy, or something that squeezes you into a tiny ball that can roll under something. Pfft.

  8. VyseRogueKing on March 12th, 2010 1:21 am

    If you honestly have to hide power ups hide them out of reach Super Villainy 101 Taunt your foe. I mean c'mon where are they gonna find a springy robot launching device, flying cape thingy, or something that squeezes you into a tiny ball that can roll under something. Pfft.

  9. Shawn Handyside on March 11th, 2010 8:23 pm

    ARGH SO MANY TAGS AND CATEGORIES.

    Also I can't remember what that fighting game was that shows up twice… :/

  10. DRKS on March 11th, 2010 8:32 pm

    And what about enemies that uses YOU as a powerup? How con we hide that.

  11. MrRaccoon on March 12th, 2010 1:42 am

    "Really Boss! No health care plan? I gotta hide some powerups for myself!"

  12. Badonk on March 12th, 2010 1:53 am

    Not really, Samus does it all the time.

  13. Badonk on March 12th, 2010 1:54 am

    Maybe it would help if they supplied them with better dental plans.

  14. MasterLuigi452 on March 12th, 2010 1:59 am

    It's like…
    PARADOX!!!

  15. Miketuu on March 12th, 2010 2:00 am

    streets of rage?

  16. Miketuu on March 12th, 2010 2:03 am

    Should use these power-ups on ourselves?
    Nah, that'd be stupid….

  17. codemaster525 on March 12th, 2010 2:11 am

    Samus is a girl…

  18. Daifuku on March 12th, 2010 3:01 am

    Samus is a trap…

  19. Daifuku on March 12th, 2010 3:04 am

    Okay, if you think about it, the bosses themselves are the stupid ones. I mean seriously, why hide powerups you know the hero is gonna use?!

  20. Alpar on March 12th, 2010 3:13 am

    I thought we learned this already.

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    This is why we don't send everyone at once, remember?

  21. aimless_void on March 12th, 2010 3:29 am

    Don't do it man! Put the heart down! You put that heart in that jar and there'll be no end to it! It'll start out innocently enough. A heart in a jar, a mushroom in a ? block…maybe even the occasional Fire Flower.
    But you start down that road and the next thing you know, BAM! Missile Expansions on a double-jump platform, Power Stars in a grounded block, and Fairies right outside the Boss Door. RIGHT OUTSIDE THE BOSS DOOR, MAN! You do NOT wanna go there! Now, gimme the heart. We're gonna tough this out together.

  22. Xyxoz on March 12th, 2010 3:55 am

    I'm always wondrin' 'bout that.

  23. ZombieGoasts on March 12th, 2010 4:06 am

    UNLESS SHE'S A FARM!

  24. ZombieGoasts on March 12th, 2010 4:11 am

    METADOX!!!

  25. Samus_Aran on March 12th, 2010 4:23 am

    …hey!

  26. meinmattias on March 12th, 2010 4:54 am

    Samus also has high-powered weaponry. Goombas don't carry missiles, plasma beams or Phazon.

  27. Ataeru on March 12th, 2010 5:57 am

    does Mike Tyson REALLY need more people to help him fight?

  28. TCC on March 12th, 2010 5:57 am

    … or can they?

    can they? o.O

  29. ZombieGoasts on March 12th, 2010 6:47 am
  30. luigiforVP on March 12th, 2010 6:52 am

    Well if they are all is of loseing so much then maybe they should read this

    http://www.eviloverlord.com/lists/overlord.html

  31. MasterLuigi452 on March 12th, 2010 2:00 am

    And if an enemy runs toward to the exit, chase him!

    Come to think of it, I think the minions are too dumb to think about that…

  32. deleted8824092 on March 12th, 2010 2:42 am

    Video game boss rule #1: Have minions, even if you don't need them.

    By the way, I made a Church of Wolf poster you may want to look at.

  33. Daifuku on March 12th, 2010 3:02 am

    Then again, Samus is a trap ;D

  34. Vosur on March 12th, 2010 9:03 am

    Yep. Looks like the graphics from Streets of Rage 2.

  35. Vosur on March 12th, 2010 9:05 am

    I don't remember Daifuku saying that being a trap was a bad thing… take advantage of being a trap.

  36. X_Intolerable_X on March 12th, 2010 9:54 am

    One wears a skin-tight full-body suit and the other wears a dress and leggings.

    I think they both just wish she was a trap.

  37. aRandomPerson on March 12th, 2010 1:51 pm

    Jaffar is one of the best villains ever.

  38. dimomarg on March 12th, 2010 2:06 pm

    And so, Contra was born

  39. MasqueNoMercy on March 12th, 2010 3:12 pm

    sounds like a weight loss supliment

  40. MasqueNoMercy on March 12th, 2010 3:15 pm

    not to mention he powers a lot of his minions with the same power that the one guy uses to heal… i mean come on… cant he us something that would hurt instead? i mean they had the right idea with metallo because he was powered by kyptonite so if he get stopped its not like superman could use the kryptonite to become strong or heal his wounds

  41. Samus_Aran on March 12th, 2010 9:19 pm

    You're all ingrates. I save your universe from destruction at the hands of horrifying Life energy-sucking parasites, space pirates, duplicator viruses and a dark version of myself and all you can say is "you're a trap?"

    Real classy, guys.

  42. AuraMaster on March 12th, 2010 9:59 pm

    Where does that quote come from?

  43. Samus_Aran on March 13th, 2010 12:28 am

    …stop it! You're hurting my feelings! :,(

    Seriously, keep this up and I'm LETTING the Metroids suck out your life energy.

  44. ZombieGoasts on March 13th, 2010 12:32 am

    Yu-Gi-oh the abridge series.

  45. ZombieGoasts on March 13th, 2010 12:33 am

    Well, it beats being considered the space version of Scouts mom.

  46. Daifuku on March 13th, 2010 12:43 am

    Note to self: Chozo Power Armor can stop Fire, Ice, Missiles, Lasers, Metroids, Space Pirates, Phazon Beams, MASSIVE DAMAGE!!!, and even bad hair days. However, they cannot stop Daifuku.

  47. AuraMaster on March 13th, 2010 6:22 am

    *smacks forehead* I knew I heard that line somewhere, but couldn't place where. Espa Roba, the circus freak. Thanks. Load off my mind.

    By the way, do you want this baby?

  48. JboneDRS on March 14th, 2010 2:00 am

    Underestimating enemy = Death

  49. Dracojounin7 on March 14th, 2010 3:42 am

    Classy like the 34 there must be of you? You go on the internet and complain about this when people are making you… you know…

  50. hadoukenman on March 16th, 2010 1:45 am

    Then Mario would be rated T.

  51. hadoukenman on March 17th, 2010 2:16 pm

    But I thought turtles had no teeth!

  52. ZeikHunter on April 12th, 2010 12:49 am
  53. Samus_Aran on April 19th, 2010 6:58 pm

    That made my day. Thanks.

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