The minions weren’t really reading the company-wide memos, so it’s time for the big bosses to hold a meeting within each of their divisions. Attendance… mandatory!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on March 11, 2010 · 7:16 PM |
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WTF
LIKE 5 METAKNIGHTS
Well, I mean, now I know I'm not supposed to, but… hiding just one heart in this jar couldn't be all that bad, right? I mean, it's not like he'll even make it back here.
He's just one man.
"Ahhh, the Boss has got such a great sense of humor! Really had us goin' there for a sec, huh? Now, c'mon guys, I've got a big sack of power-ups that are just beggin' to be hidden! MINIONS RULE!"
Yeah, while they're having their meeting all the good guys are raiding the castles, so, get ready bosses, they kinda picked up at least 10 lives since no minions were there to annoy them.
If you honestly have to hide power ups hide them out of reach Super Villainy 101 Taunt your foe. I mean c'mon where are they gonna find a springy robot launching device, flying cape thingy, or something that squeezes you into a tiny ball that can roll under something. Pfft.
If you honestly have to hide power ups hide them out of reach Super Villainy 101 Taunt your foe. I mean c'mon where are they gonna find a springy robot launching device, flying cape thingy, or something that squeezes you into a tiny ball that can roll under something. Pfft.
ARGH SO MANY TAGS AND CATEGORIES.
Also I can't remember what that fighting game was that shows up twice… :/
And what about enemies that uses YOU as a powerup? How con we hide that.
"Really Boss! No health care plan? I gotta hide some powerups for myself!"
Not really, Samus does it all the time.
Maybe it would help if they supplied them with better dental plans.
Should use these power-ups on ourselves?
Nah, that'd be stupid….
Samus is a girl…
Okay, if you think about it, the bosses themselves are the stupid ones. I mean seriously, why hide powerups you know the hero is gonna use?!
I thought we learned this already.
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This is why we don't send everyone at once, remember?
I'm always wondrin' 'bout that.
does Mike Tyson REALLY need more people to help him fight?
Well if they are all is of loseing so much then maybe they should read this
http://www.eviloverlord.com/lists/overlord.html
And if an enemy runs toward to the exit, chase him!
Come to think of it, I think the minions are too dumb to think about that…
Jaffar is one of the best villains ever.
And so, Contra was born
Underestimating enemy = Death