The minions weren’t really reading the company-wide memos, so it’s time for the big bosses to hold a meeting within each of their divisions. Attendance… mandatory!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on March 11, 2010 · 7:16 PM 
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53 Responses to “[VIDEO] The Video Game Bosses’ Lament”

  1. VideoGameGeek on March 12th, 2010 12:19 am

    1:28

    WTF

    LIKE 5 METAKNIGHTS

  2. TalkingBidoof on March 12th, 2010 12:21 am

    Well, I mean, now I know I'm not supposed to, but… hiding just one heart in this jar couldn't be all that bad, right? I mean, it's not like he'll even make it back here.

    He's just one man.

  3. aimless_void on March 12th, 2010 12:39 am

    "Ahhh, the Boss has got such a great sense of humor! Really had us goin' there for a sec, huh? Now, c'mon guys, I've got a big sack of power-ups that are just beggin' to be hidden! MINIONS RULE!"

  4. ArmyOfMidgets on March 12th, 2010 12:42 am

    Yeah, while they're having their meeting all the good guys are raiding the castles, so, get ready bosses, they kinda picked up at least 10 lives since no minions were there to annoy them.

  5. meinmattias on March 12th, 2010 1:00 am

    It's kind of hard to defend against companions that can eat you…such as Yoshi or Kirby.

  6. VyseRogueKing on March 12th, 2010 1:21 am

    If you honestly have to hide power ups hide them out of reach Super Villainy 101 Taunt your foe. I mean c'mon where are they gonna find a springy robot launching device, flying cape thingy, or something that squeezes you into a tiny ball that can roll under something. Pfft.

  7. VyseRogueKing on March 12th, 2010 1:21 am

    If you honestly have to hide power ups hide them out of reach Super Villainy 101 Taunt your foe. I mean c'mon where are they gonna find a springy robot launching device, flying cape thingy, or something that squeezes you into a tiny ball that can roll under something. Pfft.

  8. Shawn Handyside on March 11th, 2010 8:23 pm

    ARGH SO MANY TAGS AND CATEGORIES.

    Also I can't remember what that fighting game was that shows up twice… :/

  9. DRKS on March 11th, 2010 8:32 pm

    And what about enemies that uses YOU as a powerup? How con we hide that.

  10. MrRaccoon on March 12th, 2010 1:42 am

    "Really Boss! No health care plan? I gotta hide some powerups for myself!"

  11. Badonk on March 12th, 2010 1:54 am

    Maybe it would help if they supplied them with better dental plans.

  12. Miketuu on March 12th, 2010 2:03 am

    Should use these power-ups on ourselves?
    Nah, that'd be stupid….

  13. codemaster525 on March 12th, 2010 2:11 am

    Samus is a girl…

  14. Daifuku on March 12th, 2010 3:04 am

    Okay, if you think about it, the bosses themselves are the stupid ones. I mean seriously, why hide powerups you know the hero is gonna use?!

  15. Alpar on March 12th, 2010 3:13 am

    I thought we learned this already.

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    This is why we don't send everyone at once, remember?

  16. Xyxoz on March 12th, 2010 3:55 am

    I'm always wondrin' 'bout that.

  17. Ataeru on March 12th, 2010 5:57 am

    does Mike Tyson REALLY need more people to help him fight?

  18. luigiforVP on March 12th, 2010 6:52 am

    Well if they are all is of loseing so much then maybe they should read this

    http://www.eviloverlord.com/lists/overlord.html

  19. MasterLuigi452 on March 12th, 2010 2:00 am

    And if an enemy runs toward to the exit, chase him!

    Come to think of it, I think the minions are too dumb to think about that…

  20. aRandomPerson on March 12th, 2010 1:51 pm

    Jaffar is one of the best villains ever.

  21. dimomarg on March 12th, 2010 2:06 pm

    And so, Contra was born

  22. JboneDRS on March 14th, 2010 2:00 am

    Underestimating enemy = Death

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