Well of course it’s all he needs! The math has always checked out!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on March 4, 2010 · 9:05 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (373 votes, average: 4.52 out of 5)
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Half-Life, Heavy Weapons, Motivational, Valve Software

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58 Responses to “GORDON FREEMAN”

  1. CakeBard on March 5th, 2010 2:10 am

    That and Mr. Freeman has same pretty goddamn manly facial hair… Does John 117 have facial hair? I think not.

  2. Alpar on March 5th, 2010 2:20 am

    Why, back in my day, all we needed to pwn was a CROWBAR!

    You Spartan warriors today with your Assault Rifles, and your Rocket Launchers, and your Fuel Rods, and your Mongooses, and your Wraiths, and your Covenant, and your Cortana, and your serial numbers, and your Bungie, and your online X-Box capabilities, and your teabagging, and your custom armor, and your Battle Rifles, and your Last Resort, and your Snowbound, and your micspamming, and your ignorant little kids, and your Arbiter, and your Magnums, (and so on and so forth)

  3. Vabolo on March 5th, 2010 2:29 am

    I didn't know that a Team Teabag could produce something that excels the grammatical skills of its components! Further research must be done on this ominous phenomenon! FOR SCIENCE! :D

  4. adosta on March 5th, 2010 2:31 am

    Poppycock! the yeti from Ski Free would finish them all.

  5. MrRaccoon on March 5th, 2010 2:37 am

    Crowbar is OP!

  6. aimless_void on March 5th, 2010 2:42 am

    Somewhere, a man who has to open a crate HAS NO IDEA WHAT TO DO!

  7. JohnPoe on March 5th, 2010 3:06 am

    Gordon's suit was better, too. It may not have recharged itself… but it gave out free morphine!

  8. Hareoic on March 4th, 2010 11:14 pm

    No crowbars, Gordon only, Final Destination.

    What now?

  9. VyseRogueKing on March 5th, 2010 3:59 am

    Gordon has once again shown us that the age old maxim Science + Crowbar = Results has held true to this day.

  10. OnymousJones on March 5th, 2010 4:21 am

    If you'll notice upon further inspection that thing Gordon is beating to death doesn't resemble anything you encounter in Half Life. This is, of course, because Gordon beat the shit out of it so much that Valve didn't have anything left to put into the game….let me repeat, Gordon beat the thing OUT OF EXISTENCE.

  11. Badonk on March 5th, 2010 5:18 am

    Gordon Freeman does not think that yew has what it take to fite with crowbar!
    Yew with your roket lunchars and your wethogs!
    Gordon Freeman iz cool guy and doesn't afraid of anything!

  12. A_R_ on March 5th, 2010 11:39 am

    "So Master Chief and Gordon Freeman walked into a crow-bar…"

  13. mars7a on March 5th, 2010 2:29 pm

    Halolz you are so late on this one.

  14. dope92 on March 5th, 2010 5:58 pm

    and this is why basic weapons are still in FPSes

  15. Red_Skull on March 7th, 2010 2:25 pm

    This here brings a Tear to my eye its just epic T_T

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